Best Of Malcolm Tucker - Part 3

[FennLikesGuavas]

"The Japanese, they'll have a printer"

[Deadman6990]

"after the vote, I resign."

"OH FUCK OFF!"

I love it.

[jcotter1888]

@liamo2802

Also if you consider anyone in Britain as "English" then it only serves to point out your arrogance and ignorance. As previoulsy stated no one swears oaths to anyone unless it is done through a concious free decleration. The Queen serves no better purpose than Big Ben or the Eiffel tower. Simply a tourist attraction. Oh how far they have fallen. Oh and technically the British Royal family are a mix of German and Dutch ancestry.

[liamio2802]

@jcotter1888 As I said b4 if the queen is on your money and most of your governance comes from London (the devolved government is "allowed" by London) and is dominated by the English it doesn't matter if they have seen fit to give your union a different name. The Irish (republic) are not English they achieved their freedom ask any Irish freedom fighter (or William Wallace) if being part of the united kingdom and being ruled by the British parliament meant they were not being ruled by the English

[jcotter1888]

@liamo2802

(cont) People of Britain who hold passports have their nationality as British, not English or Welsh or Scottish, but British. I have no qualms about calling myself British. However, it is just fact that I am not English or Welsh. There maybe some arguement that I am not even Scottish as my passport does not say "Scotland" on it. "The United Kingdom parliament" not the English parliament?

Are Australians English? Are Canadians English? They have money with the Queen on it.

[jcotter1888]

@liamo2802

English is a nationality as is Welsh, Irish and Scottish. In order to be classes under one of these nationalities certain criteria must be met. As I was born in Scotland to Scottish parents who also had Scottish parents I would be considered "Scottish" However, place of birth can sometimes have no relevance in deciding nationality. I have never stated that Scotland is independent. If Scotland was to become independent it would do so from Britain not England. (cont)

[jcotter1888]

@liamo2802

No one swears oaths these days. Malcolm Tucker is Scottish/British not English you ignorant prick. Scotland has its own parliament/Government, it has its own money without the queens head. You should really research this info before posting. You're either a stupid American or an ignorant Englishmen.

[liamio2802]

@jcotter1888 Scotland has non Queen covered money (most people use the Queen money) but The BoS prints the British pound on behalf of the English. FACT).Under the terms of the Scotland Act 1998, the Scottish Parliament is able to pass laws on "devolved issues." The United Kingdom Parliament is able to act on "reserved issues." Reserved issues include a variety of economic issues: fiscal, economic and monetary system; energy; common markets; trade and industry. Scotland is not independant

[liamio2802]

If you have the queen on your money, swear her an oath and most of your governance comes from London, your English whether you like it or not. Maybe not in name but you still are

[Sigmarian]

that general is a bitchcunt

[lotsofcooki3s]

I am putting you on a probationary period, from now until the end of recorded time... LOL

[davegorack]

Newsflash you american nutters.

scotland is not a part of england.

[MrsHolala]

"I mean apart from falling asleep on someone , that doesn't count" He OWNED it!

[serrotful]

boring f**CUNT

[HassleThaHoff]

I will marshal all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide.

BAD. ASS.

[MuteHelperComments]

Don't people fuckin notice the top comments are the bloody same?

[juggalomushroom]

@MuteHelperComments

They're too busy playing with their balls.

[MACCURRIE1]

'Off we tot. Come on young Simon' haha

[AlanWattParrot]

this is exceptional ....best casting ever - Tucker's on a par -even surpassing- Sir Humphrey Appleby - can't believe how good it is, all of it, all of them

[lambie1985]

Has anyone made a dance mix of "climbing the mountain of conflict" yet?

[therewasmist01]

'I'm not an expert on spin' lol Malcolm, such a lie :)

[Jagsm29]

"dont ever call me English"...the way he emphasizes 'English' is perfect!

[CapitalBhoy78]

HEAR HEAR MR TUCKER,I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE FUCKING ENGLISH

[Greenlexluther]

@CapitalBhoy78 suprise suprise, a racist scotsman never seen one of those before.....

[TheMillsEffect]

@Greenlexluther

English isn't a race you fucking moron.

[Greenlexluther]

@TheMillsEffect England is a different country from Scotland, which either means we are the same people. (meaning the racist dude I replied to is a fucking moron) or they count as different races the same way south american countries are different races.

[TheMillsEffect]

@Greenlexluther

They don't count as different races. You're an idiot.

[Greenlexluther]

@TheMillsEffect Funny how your average Scotsman seems to think otherwise, just look at all the "hurr dont want to be English because we couldnt win our independance so we will just hate them hundreds of years later" comments.

As an Englishman who once lived in Scotland, fuck the Scotts...all they do is drink and hate anything that does talk with a retarded twang.

[FlyingBoxHead]

@Greenlexluther You listen here you little fucking shitfaced twat.We don't want to be called English cause we're just not,we're Scotsmen and were fucking proud of it.We're proud to be what we are,proud of our heritage,and we honor it.We may have lost but we put up a hell of a fight that's for fucking sure.But now hold on a fucking second.The last time I looked at a fucking map I saw the words the United Kingdom.United.That should say something to you.It's all over so just fucking drop it.

[WhySoSerious0331]

The confrontation between Capaldi and Gandolfini makes this movie 1000x better!

[whippersnippingprick]

"From ringtones to fucking... a dance mix on Youtube"

xDD

[TehranLiquorOutlet]

Capaldi should have won an Oscar

[pianistchuang]

"... teetering on the Great Wall of China, suggesting that you are the only political fuck up visible from space." classic

[badassmofo26]

"...you are a real boring fuck. Sorry, sorry I know that you disapprove of the swearing... you are a boring f** cunt!"

xD

[MrZeus141]

mmmmm the worst thing a american can do while talking to a brit is call a scot a englishman lol tucker rocks!

[unluckymonkeyboy]

Is the TV series as good as the movie?

[DIGIxPUNKx1996]

@unluckymonkeyboy Better.

[whereitsat309]

@unluckymonkeyboy MUCH better...

[kinoptika]

In The Loop well desereved to win the Oscar over Precious

[notverycreative]

So what *is* up with the homoerotic tension -the ambassador has a thing for Malcolm, hasnt he?

[olliemad]

brutal epic swearing, great witting.

[fpoon36]

"Peace loving general starts fight at the U.N., swiss intervene."

Gold!!

[mod1967]

The brest thing about this is that, these videos have come in three ten minute parts. All notthing but Tucker and every second of it was brilliant. BUT this is only just from In The Loop, You could easily have over a hour of just Tucker if you were to use The Thick of It. Bloody beautiful Can not wait for series four! TATITY FUCKING BYE.

[legomanyeh]

I will marshall all the media forces of darkness to hound you to a assisted suicide  epic

[FCCsucks]

The general's confused look is priceless. He's thinking " Really? I just called a squeezed dick pussy drip and I threatened to shoot him in the head, and the only thing that pissed him off was being called English?"

[domrussell69]

I have spoken to the prime minister! Whether or not it has happened does not matter!! 

Genius

[bigc5033]

im so dissapointed to find out capaldi is irish-italian, i thought he was scottish through and through.

[alapigeon]

@bigc5033 dont be an idiot, freeking half the scottish population were irish at some point and there are a tonne of italians

regardless this is a work of swearing genius

[craigieboy123]

@bigc5033 With a name like Capaldi?

[GDSage]

I know he's scottish, I was remarking about the comedy of the scene itself, which is why I ended it with "classic".

[inezco17]

"The Telegraph has a cartoon of you teetering on the Great Wall of China, suggesting that you are the only political fuck up visible from space"

LMFAO!

[beard12]

a dance mix on youtube LOL

[MyFriendGetsRabies]

I've seen this movie XD and i'm sure Malcom mentioned something about " Spine fluid"..... when????

[RagdollPhysics]

I love the bits with Litton and Tucker, two completely different types of sociopath butting heads, at least one of them needs award-recognition.

[camisacook]

fuckin owns theat guy! OWNNEDDD!

[analsculpture]

f star star cunt,that is original,

[OnBrokenWingzz]

He always wins

[co2caine]

Legend

[GratuitousWhimsy]

What is james gandolfini's character referring to when he asks tucker "You got everything you need?"

I've seen the movie a few times but I never got that part.

[relmmih6]

@GratuitousWhimsy its a polite way of saying anything i can do for you

[Artfryne]

F. *. *. Cunt!

[ClamChowderWebCast]

It declares that you are the only political fuck up visible from space!

[bestyboi90]

peace-loving general starts fight at UN embassy- swiss intervene LOL

[1CCHH1]

"OH FUCK OFF, RESIGNING!!!!!"

[55leyton]

"I will marshal all the media forces of darkness to hound you to an assisted suicide"

delivered with all the venom of a daddy tarantula who's come home to find his daughter being shagged by a pikey tarantula. Absolutely top notch script writing.

[PiterdeVries03]

"By God it's a useful hypocrisy."

[mangofrank35]

I agree with Cal23691 - I was devastated when the last The Thick of It finished.

[superman066]

Its brilliant how the "new" intelligence they cook up is just that girl's paper with all the caveats and reasons against war removed and "Iceman's" codename changed, oh and of course put into a blue folder!

[RoxanneJ81]

@superman066 I remember seeing this in the theater and laughing my ass off. Then I got real sad because that's probably how they made the case for war. Depressing.

[iamjurell]

what i like is that malcom is actually some sort of real genius when it comes to setting things up and working people. There better be a 3rd series of the thick of it.

[mammooification]

"Don't ever call me fucking English again." pisses him off more than being threatened - Go Malcolm.

[Primetiime32]

@mammooification LMAO

[j3parrots]

@mammooification yet you watch the apprentice



[Cal23691]

And I will marshall all the media forces of darkness, to hound you to an assissted suicide!

[PurushaDesa]

Yeah that line is particularly unsettling given the minor little incident it's referring to.

[kmhutchy]

the japanese they'll have a printer

[latour90]

I'm gonna take your fucking shinbone and stab you to fucking death with it..Brilliant. Peter Capaldi rules

[LylesgoldMusic]

f-star-star-cunt

[charco84]

its something about the word cunt said by someone from Scotland!

[mikeynakib88]

It's quite amazing both Gandolfini and Capaldi have Italian heritage and yet they represent US and the UK respectively :) The swearing is absolutely brilliant though !!!

[partyhat3]

Great scene betweend capaldi and gandolfini.

[hampshireaser]

F-star-star... CUNT

[thegoodjohn]

Much as we all love Malcolm, Donald Rumsfeld is right at 3:20. Looking back over The Thick of It, Malcolm does manage to pull off some fiendishly clever plots, but most of the time he fails to acheive his goals, even making things a lot worse in a couple of episodes.

[santosdecantos]

shin bone bit is quite funny though :)

[santosdecantos]

so what he swears alot, how hilarious... why do so many people find him funny?

its really only funny when they pick the right times to swear

[Pepotamo1985]

TWAT.

[craigieboy123]

"off we tot"

[gullivera]

"Come on young Simon."

[androoflu]

This is brilliant.

[TopDog69]

Haha "Take your sweeties and fuck off."

[thegreatloy]

the Japanese! They'll have a printer!

[relmmih6]

yea that made me lol

[cosmovaldemarr]

The shin bone

[pullupboy]

Tucker says ' don't ever call me English again ' and the General looks confused, class

[SwavGav67]

Ambassador with your big baldy head your spoiling us!! Haha!!!!

Tucker is a legend, don't fuck him off in Series 3 BBC!!!!

[ScarTissue1990]

Has that dance megamix appeared on youtube yet :D !?

[andrewgringo]

F**CUNT!

[belisariusorb]

His stand is a plan to resign in protest at the war, a la the late Robin Cook.

But he has to be fired before he can protest, and the wall fiasco is the pretext.

Not very realistic really, a rubbish scandal like a falling garden wall would never bring down a minister. But necessary for the denouement and a good excuse to bring in Steve Coogan for the subplot.

[lambie1985]

malcolm tucker and jamie mcdonald were two of the best characters ever written the swearing was incredible i am in awe- although i did get toby's "difficult,difficult, lemon difficult" engraved on my ipod- Capaldi is defo oscar worthy, he's the reason i love scottish men particularly sweary scottish men!

[ukanian]

"whether it has happened or not it is true"

so true

[wel999999999]

Can someone explain to me how what was shown in the laptop, caused the guy to get fired?

I understand that the newspaper already had his cartoon on top of the wall, but why did it become a big deal when the guy showed him the news on the internet?

[ukanian]

it never was a big deal, malcolm just needed to fire him before his 'stand'

[wel999999999]

I'm sorrry I haven't watched the film yet, and probably won't because of where I live. So could you fill me in on what happens in his "stand"?

[happychump]

"you can't... delete the arguments against the war...."

[Joyriser]

Class! Peter doing the absolute business! In this and the thick of it he takes twist and swearing to a new level.

resigning..how fucking impressive! The Japanese will have a printer :D ....Thanks for giving me the sack letter Brilliant just Brilliant

[GDSage]

The confused expression of the general as Malcom leaves him with "Don't ever call me English again"... classic.

[jimmy2k4o]

@GDSage thats americans for you they know fuck all about geography coz there ignorant wankers

[aliceinsoundgarden]

"you are the only political fuck up visible from space"

GENIUS!!!

[bridos]

the japenese, they'll have a printer

[mavrick0ck]

you are my kunta kentay.. classic

[iwantnovacaine]

"Come along, young Simon. Off we tot"

[zeidmuti]

"suggesting ur the only political fuck up visible from outer space" unbelievable hahahhahahhaahah genius

[hampden12]

boring F star star Cunt....kills me

[SnorkyO]

Peace loving general starts fight in UN. Swiss intervene.

[TornLoveNotes]

"Are you sure you're working as hard as me? Cos I'm sweating spinal fluid here..."

Genius.

[LookAtHisDogs]

"whether its happened or not is irrelvant, it is true."

doublethink prevails, and Ianucci is an absolute legend

[townsjim]

Peter Capaldi is immense in this, give the man an oscar nomination for god's sake!

[j3parrots]

indeed should have been shown in more cinemas aswell

[TheAmanmathur]

@townsjim Oscar is for losers. Mutual back slapping for and by the American wankers. Peter Capaldi needs to be crowned the King of England...............

[CyKoPathiK12]

@townsjim yeah ive NEVER been so emotional like i was watching this movie. beginning to end i could not stop dying of laughter. put it on at about 3am thinking itd be boring and didnt stop laughing til it went off. the next morning, made my fiancee watch and likewise the same thing happened.

[09smithl]

@townsjim He already has an oscar, 1995 Best live short film. It's called "Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life" which Capaldi wrote and directed. It is a fantastic film. I think it is still on youtube. I highly recommend watching it is just proves that Capaldi is a genius.

[townsjim]

@09smithl cool yeah I've heard about that, but I meant a nomination for this performance

[shittyfagg]

@townsjim i reckon he might have been a teensy bit too cross for the academy.

[joliecide]

that should be Obama's peace slogan... "climb the mountain of conflict first" lol

[dball111]

A boring F** Cunt!

[j3parrots]

dont ever call me english again lol

[greycarrot]

He sounded like my Granny when he said "Off we tot"