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  • Gridlock kin NYC 6 fucking hours

  • I love Earth, Wind and Fire they're amazing

  • Phil. At the beginning of this video, you sounded a lot like michael aranda. :3

  • In the background one clock is wrong. All i have to say.

  • maybe an hour or so...was going to Stockholm :)

  • 4 hrs but since I wasn't driving I slept trough most of it

  • Fail whale :)

  • "yes I have just verified" lol

  • What time is it

  • day[9]

  • I got stuck in traffic for 6 and a half hours cause some dumbass decided to climb off the side of a bridge and ATTEMPT to commit suicide. Long story short he didn't have the balls to jump, I got mad and yelled just push him already, to which the nice officers replied sir if this man jumps because of this we will hold you for instigating a suicide ...

  • I was just going to make the same comment as treclaire

  • I MISS THE CLOCK WALL SO MUCH

  • LONGER THAN MY PENIS

  • shut up phil Earth Wind and Fire are great

  • i knwo you can subscribe to channels is there a way i can block them. i hate accidently making my way to one of this guys videos

  • I could just keep watchingthe first 5 secondsof this video forever XD

  • press 6

    

  • Your bottom left clock is retarded.

  • people in the protest forget that the terrorists attacked them on September 11th not the Muslims. It just happens that the terrorists were muslim but if they were attacked by a different people like japenese they would not be pissed at the muslims. the point is that people forget that it was terrorists not the muslims so dont blame the muslims OK!

  • @HugoDeHeavyNewsShow Well the thing is, they weren't attacked by someone else.

  • Last summer I was trying to drive from Ontario nova scotia and I git stuck on the highway in downtown montreal... I was there for about 6 hours with a steady pace of about 1 km per hour

  • I was stuck in chicago for 2 hours. Me and my family were going to a high school graduation in kentucky, we live in minnesota. It was a 15 hour drive and 2 of them were spent in Chicago.

  • a fail whale ...awesome

    

  • cute :)

  • I was trying to get the DeLorian up to 88 miles an hour

  • I was going to my cousin's house house but some "ninjas" were going to a big Ravens home game. But the people that created that 3 hr jam were probably going in the wrong direction because I was going to Philly and I was like "Hey, Baltimore is that way!" and....

    Yeah.

  • Phil, for real i love you!

  • What's the video called with the physoco red head

  • @michellelovesworld if it's the crazy ex-gf redhead it's called Crazy Ex GF and Weird Fetish

  • Trying to get my sis to the ER cause she broke her arm. IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC ON ROUTE 66!

  • We were goin to dallas and we got stuck In traffic fr almost 12 hours

  • You've never heard of Earth, Wind and Fire??? Blasphamy

  • LOL DUDE your so funny!

    In all seriousness I actually fell asleep in a traffic jam at midnight

    I put my car in park and took a 4 hour nap and woke up to cars racing by me in the fast lane.

    No joke!

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  • I went to my home country (Bangladesh) with my parents in January, and got stuck at one traffic light for just over an hour. Yeah, a four way intersection, for a fucking hour. To emphasize how bad driving in this place is, let me put it like this. To get from my home to LAX takes about 40 minutes with okay traffic. To go the same distance over there, it took the whole frickin' day...

  • @regergekowns i believe you meant to say sexy sexy nerd

  • 6 1/2 hours sittin in traffic...i love the modern world <3

  • 2:18 woah that laugh was sexy...

  • the blizard if 78 got stuck in my car and couldnt move

  • i hate these vids with hot chick on video pic and when you click it an ugly nerd starts talking

  • i came her for a boner, enden up with a vagina

  • so many clocks!

  • your an ass

  • The longest I've been stuck in a traffic jam has probably been about 3 hours, a friend and I went downtown Toronto to the beaches with our girlfriends in the summer of 2009. On the way back was a 3 hour traffic jam.

  • I didn't notice your herpes until u pointed it out to me

  • Wait...I take Birth control...by Bayer. Not Yaz but BEYAZ. That new one. So one of those 7k women...

    WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO ME!?!?!?!?!?! D:

  • @Iwuzhere321 hahaha

  • almost exactly 4 years ago, i rode a motorcycle THROUGH a vacation rush queue that was about 150km (roughly 100miles) long. It was moving slowly most of the time with some stops, and there were pockets of 1-2km (about a mile) without heavy queue occationally, but a friend that drove a car the same stretch the same day used 9 hours, and i used about 2,5 hours on a motorcycle weaving through traffic at about 10-20km/t (6-12mph) above queue speed most of the time.

  • Heading to my grandparents house when i was 12 for 3 hours... But the ice cream truck 3 cars up saved my day

  • I was in a traffic jam for 12 hours and we were boxed in by transports

  • I LOVE your laugh !!!

  • I love u Phil, but I would HATE to be your girlfriend. You're always talking about other girls!!

  • LOL love the fail whale.

  • There is no place in the world where health care is FREE. Do you think doctors work for FREE? We pay taxes at 39% in Canada in order to pay health care providers. I'm sick of hearing how good the Canadian health care system is.  You can easily spend 6 hours in an ER waiting for treatment and then get second rate service by an over-worked GP

  • i really don't like you

  • hehe canada has free healthcare :P

    longest i've ever been in traffic? 3 minutes. :) ain't life great?

  • you ARE FUCKING RIDICOLOUS MAN!!!

  • i like your hair like that;)

  • I am so glad I live in Norway where the health care is free.

  • ray william johnson = you x1000000000000

  • @robohumby15 you = fanboy x1000000000000

  • @SuperGreenlizard not at all actually. i can agree that he's a tryhard spick who jumped the border, he's not all that funny and he spikes his hair like a fag, but the fact is, he puts together way more interesting videos than this annoying, fast talking nog.

  • 6days for ur mom......alot of ppl like to go ther

  • typically beautiful German girl.

  • Oh gawd I love yur laugh.. -33

  • hûhu_pásst_hièr_ñet_réïn_äbå_î­ch_bíñ_sõ_êîñsam_wìll_jèmãnd_m­ït_mía_schrêîbèñ

  • @BabyyyTannaaj98 no hablo german

  • pause at 0:52 his orgasm face

  • About 10 hrs in India

  • I have been stuck in traffic for 10 hours-Atlanta to somewhere near Pensacola, Fl. No idea.  It fucking sucked.

  • I guess his p[enis must be angry by now

  • PHIL GAVE ME HERPES!

  • failwhale.

  • fucking xenophobe christians.

  • pause at 0:37 and lol

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  • longest?

    it 6 hours just usual traffic jam in Jakarta :D

    going home from movies at the WRONG time (5-7 pm)

    damn i hate my hometown -_-"

  • 2.20 what a laugh

  • Longest jam.. 3 hours because everyone was looking at a guy getting arrested......

  • Oh man.. I can name you the most ridiculous reasons for the traffic I experience in New York - so fucking dumb it's incomprehensible. But I never knew there was traffic that lasted in an area for over a day nor that were that long! WTF?! Why would they get that long? After a certain length, why would people continue going there? It'd be fucking known to everyone after a day at most. How did the people survive for nine days?!.. That's a really bad issue; people just brush it off, "Just traffic".

  • longest traffic... 2 hours, going back to LA.. people stopping/slowing down to take pictures of sheep on the side of a hill

  • longest traffic; 3 hours, was going to the provinces and they were repairing the road on the mountain...

  • longest stuck in traffic; 20 minutes, and I was driving home from getting my liscence...loved every second!

  • longest stuck in traffic; 20 minutes, and I was driving home from getting my liscence...

  • That Earth Wind and Fire concert was in my home town!

  • you're not gonna convince me!!

  • i watched 0:00 - 0:05 , for 5 mins XD

  • PIROBO

  • around an hour not moving.. concert in egypt (shakira)

  • i am from new jersey. who cares about obama care. i have other health care

  • Best laugh ever 2:17

  • @GsNDreamSerum I know! I kept replaying that part to hear his laugh. :D

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  • U have lots of clocks..!!

  • Response - They were a like, celebraton whatever thing going on in the nearby graveyard. and I was stuck in traffic for over an hour.

  • hmm, know its a old video, but I am new to the sxephil nation, only watched bout 500 videos, but since June o this year.

    On to response, I was on my way to report for duty at Ft. Lee Virginia from Ft. Jackson and was going POV "personally owned vehicle" which means, I have NO excuse to NOT be on time, unless dead. So the state of Virginia, in all its wisdom, decided to shut down BOTH lanes of traffic for 8 hours, stalling traffic for all 8 plus more hours... I had 9 hours to report.

  • Quite a few clocks you got thaar

  • Life is a traffic jam...

  • Travelling from NJ to Oh on the turnpike around 6pm it was snowing so heavy you could not see. Traffic stopped at the top of a 10 mile downgrade and we sat for hours. We played in the snow, sang songs, alternated time having the heat on til we all fell asleep. My Dad woke us around 11 pm and there were no cars in front of us and behind us 2 lanes packed solid with cars. As we pulled away he honked his horn once. All the way down the hill there were cars off the side of the road everywhere.

  • HA!!! the fail whale noise was fantastic at the beginning. NINJAS!!!

  • @kkingdoom this video was made in August dumbass

  • u suck

  • Dumbass this happened in august and its december

  • i live in china and im in the 9 day traffic.

  • wo your eyes are big FUUUCCCKK

  • You talk about muslims a lot.

  • i havent watched you in like 6 months phil. you look thinner!

  • I blame distance for traffic... if distance didnt exist, than we would already be everywhere we wanted to go... fuck distance!

  • Swing from the hip, now! Swing from the hip, now!

  • her name is pronounced Muhn- tahk

    heidi montag

  • @DGu3 I thought it was Heidi Monstupid....

  • ... if you didn't saw her sex tape you can watch the full sex video at Xrude. net

  • Another side affect of Yaz is it fucks with your hormones and makes you go BAT SHIT CRAZY. Every girl I know who has been on it had terrible mood swings for about three months. And I went yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay my doctor perscribed me a birth control that doesn't make me rip peoples' faces off.

  • i was stuck in a traffic jam, surrounded by pervert big truckers for almost 2 hours, i was swimin in ball soup and there were 8 of us in 1 mini van, not only that but there was no AC and it was 90 degrees out the big trucks stopped all wind flow leaving us with NOTHING! -.-

  • I was there at the concert, for a while, it was part of the New West Fest that's put on every year by a local philanthropist (3 days of concerts). The problem here, is that there is also alcohol served. I've lived in town for a few years now [NPI], and I noticed our "riots" are usually small bar-fights that pour out onto the streets. From the accounts of some of my friends in the riots this went a bit further than that, a canister of Tear-gas or two, and a broken store-front window further.

  • you remind me of JD from scrubs!!:)

  • longest traffic jam: vegas to la, hours & hours right outside the vegas sign without moving an inch......btw, earth, wind, & fire rocks..the fight i'm sure broke out by stoners & those already f@#$% up on street drugs;) you're cool, but get the music straight & if u don't know a band don't knock it!xo

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  • i was stuck in traffic for 3 days do to the may day floods in tennessee check out the videos you can find them here on youtube

  • you look better with glasses on :)

  • stupid faggot, no1 wants to see ur face

  • THIS MADE ME APPRECIATE THE NHS :D

  • 7 hours, we were evacuating from hurricane ivan, and we got as far as Baton Rouge, La (we live in NOLA) so we turned around and went home and rode out the storm., a 1 hour drive took us 7 HOURS!

  • In the San Francisco Bay Area, I was stuck in a traffic jam that lasted for about five or six hours. A truck had overturned on the new bridge, and was barely saved by the guardrail. This accident blocked three out of five lanes on the bridge, and as it is the commute route for hundreds of thousands a day... Things got pretty bad.

  • Phil, Earth, Wind, & Fire is one of the best bands ever! How can you not know that?

  • Im from Russia, the longest traffic i have been in was about 6 hours.

  • i live in Iceland AND WE ALREADY have that cind of health care and works

  • 9 day traffic jam in China? I think this proves that Asians can't drive.

  • I didin't see the thing on ur lip till u pointed at it, i usually look at the upper half of ur face (didnt' wanna sound gay and say eyes)

    oh and earth wind and fire is before ur time phil. I'm 18 but i've heard some of it, some of its good some not so much

  • I didin't see the thing on ur lip till u pointed at it, i usually look at the upper half of ur face (didnt' wanna sound gay and say eyes)

  • you re gay fucker..

  • me never notice traffic jams, your a great present and should have your own show ops you do so keep em comeing

  • me never notice traffic jams, your a great present and should have your own show ops you do so keep em comeing

  • nice wäre echt geil wen sich jemand meldet

  • @babefromindia nice would be really cool if someone reports in german?

  • Mine is 3 hours. I live in South carolina like on the border of North carolina and there was a truck that carried oil and it literely blew up and there was a big fire and it was crazy, but sadly one person died

  • I love the speed at which you verified the longest traffic jam. I wish i can verify stuff at that speed. Im new to your channel and like binge watching your videos your amazing.

  • I love you man, your vids are fucking great! + its the only form of news i get so... thanks, i guess :D

  • flavor flav is gonna rob you with all those clocks in your house

  • hit F5 to skip ads

  • In the start of the year ireland and England were in a MASSIVE snow storm and it was so bad my grandparents and some friends were in traffic in a mountain for 2 days. We got ages off school though ;)

  • he talks way way too much

  • i hate him!

  • she is so hot xoxo ... I just saw her full sex tape for free at Xrude . net

  • Gay

  • Dooode! How did you make that paper fail whale?!?!

  • Heyyy Earth Wind and Fire are actually really good man and I know youve heard them

  • when i was younger my mom, dad, nd sister were coming back from vacation in south carolina and my dad hit the fire extinguisher causing it to go off. the whole suv was covered in dust instantly. luckily we were in traffic! id have to say i liked being in traffic that day. (oh, the pin fell out)

  • I'm still in the traffic jam. It's the line to get with Inez Sanchez and it's pretty long

  • Can you put a clock that works in the back so we can see how long it takes for you to make the video? xD

  • @DemonDamien it probably takes him like 30 minutes xD

  • Haha, i was at that concert.

  • Are u kidding me?

  • 3hrs. and i satyed cuz i didn't wanna go to school...

  • I enjoy your fail whale :D <3

  • The longest I've ever stayed in a traffic jam was 2 and a half hours because a car flipped over and the police and crew were looking for a baby who may have fallen out of the car.

  • over an hour, van halen concert - my first:)

  • i was at the riot. i bounced just b4 it got goin. my friends draggd me there.

  • HOORAY FOR THE FAIL WHALE

  • Are you wearing make up Phil..?

    Oh wait, HD wasn't on!

  • Got enough clocks ??

  • i love the beginning it cracks me up every time

  • idk y but i like your teeth. they are so white n pretty :P