Cops in Ancient Egypt

[macht04]

LOL! This is so funny!

[dbrand41253]

Hey...we got burning bush ova here! haha favorite line

[SlapstickCoyote]

whoever cancelled this show shall feel the lords wrath. The descendants of his descendants descendants will be cursed for 1000 generations to come

[Quigggy]

it's parody not mockery. learn the difference

[LoveMokes]

So disrespectful... And no I wont chill out. You have to have a lot of guts to mock something no one is really sure about until you die. This guy is a jerk.

[KingoffKentucky]

@LoveMokes

lol

[Hexagram777]

lol Andy Dick

[garrhook]

"you've been drinking while prophecizing" lol isnt that always the case ? lol

[ElectronXIII]

.......You got a permit for that?

[Travmapunk]

ROFLMAO!!!!

[darphinparis]

andy dick lol

[Pasalacqua12]

Run Sarah!

[sittingprettyx3]

rotfl ! xDD

[lotiq]

LOL, Moses has a big nose

[pureheart2003]

+++Rejoyce All Christian brethren, Even Mohammad Predicted the END of Islam.

Sahih Muslim, Book 001, Number 0271:

"...the Messenger of Allah(pbuh) Observed:

Verily islam started as something Strange and it would again Revert(to its old position) of being Strange just as it started,and it would RECEDE between the two mosques just as the SERPENT Crawls back into its Hole. "...AMEN!

Truly 'What goes Up must come Down', applies to All False Religions & Cults.

God is on the move

[markgberry]

"have you got a permit" brilliant!

[lvanhalen]

He whipped them lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jmpms]

Why did they cancel this show? It was the best on at the time.

[chickenlil180]

@jmpms they move it to really bad time slot and dead a slow and quite death.

[IrnBruFiend]

When he starts whipping then to move down that hill haha

[jmwestful]

hahaha! this is funny.

[AllWalksofLife]

who is that as Moses? looks kinda like David Duchovny in makeup but doesn't sound l ike him...

[zapproowsdower]

@AllWalksofLife The one and only Bob Odenkirk. He co-starred in The Ben Stiller Show as well as Mr Show (with David Cross) and he has been a writer for lots of various TV shows. Insanely funny. Today, I don't know what he's doing besides occasionally appearing on Tim & Eric Awesome Show.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

@zapproowsdower he's the lawyer on Breaking Bad

[lasse88]

Are you blind? The dude got the "fakiest" nose in history..

[Flipper79able]

Its Bob Odinkirk........he's a member of the show.

[deathtothefoxes]

LOL fuck i love ben stiller such a funny cunt

[emolosersunite]

is that andy dick with the cow?

[tybash]

LOL, jews  must have been living a luxurious life.

[flyworld3]

Ramses... ha.

[phigammasigma]

ben is a yahudi...look at this guy!!! this guy is a stupid creation of god and jews the worst creation of god

[halburd1]

it was'nt 40,ooo over the ridge more like 400,ooo

[justbroadway]

This makes as much sense as the biblical text it was derived from. Europeans as African Egyptians.....;LMAO

[maxwaxfax]

jueish fuck

[ptrodonohue]

out of all the Irish names they could of picked, they pick O'Donohue.....I hate cops!

[chiron1100]

funny but so offensive to religeon

[PrismaticRAYS]

Freakin' hilarious!

[fadedfuck]

stillers archetypical cop chatter is hilarious

[Demaab]

is it just me or does ben look a bit like borat here? XD

[DuchessAliana]

"I am parting the Red Sea!"

"You got a permit for that?"

ROFLMHO xD

[Pasalacqua12]

@DuchessAliana Yes! Okay- cough it up.. I mean... no! The Lord has it!

[yaycakebanana]

ANDY DICK <3

[EmperorHarm]

"Don't you whip Sarah!"

[phfrankh]

OHHHHH Haaaa OMG (;=)

[Nikg420]

=)) nj

[hardstylergonzo88]

lol alrite then are there any questions?

[blink180heights]

lmao

[vdeferens]

"We got a burning bush over here!" LOL

[NubianGoddez]

Look what I found, you believe this guy?? OMG Ben Stiller is a fool!!! this was one of the funniest shows on TV, when he did Bono I was on the floor only Stiller could do cops in Egypt, hilarious!!1

[saboami]

Mossad is angry. Ben Stiller will be punished.

[songcatcher75]

Who cares, its a comedy sketch.

[Georgia4God]

Very funny combination of old and new stories. I liked the burning bush, Moses, and the cops. Thanks for bleeping the bad language! :)

[DaRealDeal2008]

lol, not bad, was done in good taste

[NemaDawn]

rofl

[mikeybrumbrum]

Yep, the devil created cops, alright.

Jesus would have been nicked after the unnauthorised gathering of 5000, for feeding purposes, well before being crucified.

They would have had him for all sorts.

[funkinstein]

huh?

[000katarina000]

cool

[03civicsi]

thats a stupid arguement for stupid people

[aztecAmericanpride]

lol

[JanBelupo]

fuckin' hilarious

[Fougeddaboudit16]

THIS IS FUCKIN STUPID.

[babylonisfallingdown]

fire burn up all so-called jews.

remember the children of israel who was sleeping.they are now waking up.YAH LIVES

[AdventureRocko]

"This guy he's obviously hocked up on something" LOL!!!

[soboredimadethis]

HAHAHA! "You got a permit for dat?!"

[chris3443]

Who cares, it's bullshit either way.

[aerogirl42]

No wonder the Ben Stiller Show was short-lived.

[chris3443]

Dude this is classic

[aerogirl42]

I'm not a dude. But I see your point.

[matt515100]

Those two should start dating. heh

[Efferts]

Why are there history lessons and debates posted beneath a comic vid?

[babylonisfallingdown]

the children of israel was taken away from socall africa by the europeans to slaves.but the MOST HIGH YAH shall set them free again from the hands of there enemies just like the way he did in egypt.one day the truth shall bust out like waters.glory be to the MOST HIGH YAH

[kagmzp]

Stiller is friggin' funny!

[signsoflife7]

Been done before so much more effectively with 'Troops' - the Cops parody done Star Wars style.

Hey 'crizzzin', the majority would laugh if this was actually funny, but it isn't.

Move along people, nothing funny to see here.

[CRIZZZIN]

you just gotta love youtubers; they (the majority) simply can't take jokes.They forget that youtube is a community with millions of memebers, each with distinctive ways of seing things and different perspectives of what's funny. Come on guys, laugh a little, it pretty darn funny.

[kingakhnaton]

Out of 3,000 years of civilization, this is what they choose to use in the sketch?

It was funny until the whole moses thing...

[raydenk36]

yes i agree on that..

[nakamoto011]

these people just dont know how to respect God.

[AntagonisticApathy]

how come blacks think they are egyptian? the nubians are closer to them and they didn't intermix till later on... then ancient egyptians disappeared.

[markykoko]

hahaha..,

[pugs909]

hes obv. hopped up on something

[LifeAsMachine]

They aren't making fun of Egyptians or Jews. They are making fun of cops and religion.

Nothing is wrong with Egyptians or Jews.

Cops and religion are both stupid.

[darknight505]

I may agree that cops can be annoying, but to say religion is stupid in nonsense.

[LifeAsMachine]

I couldn't be more serious. Blindly accepting ideas because you have accepted the authority of some organization is shear stupidity.

There are a lot of religions, and they are all different. They can't all be right. Most likely they are all wrong. Of course, you can learn things from most religions, but you can learn from Sesame Street too. And people don't usually go to war because of Sesame Street.

It's no coincidence that the most troubled region of the planet is the most religious.

[darknight505]

While blind faith is the ideal, not everyone goes by that. There might be different religions, but most do have something in common. However, on the region issue, I will agree with you. That region has ONE major religion, you can't apply that to all religions. And to compare religion to Sesame Street, even you should know that they are on completely different levels.Besides, we all believe. I believe in Jesus, and you in your unbelief. As for those who marked be down, grow up.

[LifeAsMachine]

What is your reason for believing there is a god? Popularity of the idea isn't a very good reason. How old the idea is, is also not a good reason. What is your reason for believing there is a god?

[darknight505]

What is my reason for believing there is a God? I was born in a Christian family and was brainwashed into to it. (I hope that's not what you want me to say.) Jokes aside, its not a simple thing to describe. As in the case of my religion, Christianity, it is an experience. I believe in God because he gives me hope, a purpose, and strenght. All of these things God gives to me, otherwise life would be unbearable. Besides, being a Christian doesn't seem to be popular nowadays. Marked down comments?

[LifeAsMachine]

Any possible benefit of believing some idea is not a reason to think it is true. We cannot get benefit confused with truthfulness.

I bet your joke is not far from the truth. You are Christian because it surrounded you, your parents and community. Again, not supporting reasons to think it is true.

Indoctrination of children allows errors to last for generations. The idea of a flat earth was really popular at one time too.

[LifeAsMachine]

And about your 'experience'.. if you already believe something, your brain uses that belief to interpret your experiences. So, that is not useful in determining truth either.

But, if I had more time to discuss, I could make the case that religious belief causes more harm than good.

And, the reality of there being no god, and the reality of your existence ending upon your death, are not really that bad.

Life is like a shooting star. Short lived, and precious. Make the best of life now.

[darknight505]

Let me ask, were you ever a former Christian? I am not eloquent enough to debate all ideas and go deep into philosophy. But I hear arguments from both sides, beleivers and non-believers. I have not been indoctrinated, rather, I have experienced it myself. I am not a Christian because it surrounded me. It is mostly non-believers who surround me. Everyone has a 'religion'. Your denial of God and 'religion' is your 'religion'. You just call it unbelief.

[LifeAsMachine]

You are Christian rather than Hindu or one of the religions that worship ancestors, because your family and society, by and large, are Christian. Correct?

I don't have a religion, but my worldview is philosophical naturalism. I believe all that exists, is simply Nature, and we are just a part of Nature. The evidence for this is everywhere.. it's right in front of our face.

I was raised Catholic. But no longer.

[darknight505]

My family is Christian but our society was not. Even though I'm in America things haven't changed all that much. And btw, there are different types of Christians. Some in name only, the ones who are easily persuaded by your arguments, and others like me who don't change our direction just because the wind blows. I've enjoyed this little discussion, heck I've even had friends who think like you. But the thing that bugged me most was you calling religion stupid. Don't dis what you don't get.

[LifeAsMachine]

Do you really get the impression that I 'don't get' it?

First you accepted the authority of those who told you god existed. Then you accepted the idea that he existed, because you trusted that authority. Then you 'experienced' things, interpreted them according to the belief you already had, and mistakenly thought that was supporting evidence for the truthfulness of that belief.

Your mistake was in the beginning, thinking those people were an authority. This process is very common.

[LifeAsMachine]

Remember, I said that religion is stupid. Not you.

The reason I say religion is stupid, is because it proclaims to have the truth, and it resists any challenge to the ideas it puts forth. Even if we learn new things, it still stays with the same old shit. Causing great harm.

Science, on the other hand, continually tries to correct itself as we learn more. It's a much more healthy philosophy.

[darknight505]

I really do think you don't get it. It sounds nice when you write it, but it truly is something words cannot express. If what you said is really true, why do people still convert? Now you might say it is for political gain or just because they are down but that is not true. Christianity does have truth, you just can't see it. And true Christianity does not cause harm. And when you say religion is stupid, everyone who believes in religion is automatically stupid for believeing it.

[LifeAsMachine]

I think the primary reasons people convert are for psychological comfort for any of a variety of issues. Whether they need reassurance of (supposed) answers, or for the company of others, or guidance or something to focus on when their life is going badly..

I don't agree with the idea that everyone is automatically stupid for believing it. Most of the world believed the world was flat for a very long time. They weren't stupid. Just wrong.

[darknight505]

Well you do have a good point, people do seek faith because it does comfort. Nothing wrong there. As for the company of others, you can join any club to do that. Most people think Christians are uptight so I don't think anyone would join just for the sake of company.

[LifeAsMachine]

Well, anyway. I just see no reason to think there is a god. And I think the policy of accepting the authority of some organization which proclaims to have the truth and does not learn or grow is bad form.

[LifeAsMachine]

Wish you well.

[darknight505]

I can't speak for all religions but do know that mine never started as an organization. It does teach and gives growth to the soul, you just have to give it a chance. Anyway, you were pretty nice compared to some of the other haters. Take care.

[Gocavs1990]

It's well easy to say, "it is the truth you just don't see it". When religious people discuss their religion they always come up with arguments like that "People can't understand the ways of the Lord" and things like that. How can you discuss something that you claim to be true but have no arguments for? You have no arguments at all but still claim religion is the truth. In science you have to proof things and have something to back your claims up. Religion is easy to defend for that matter.

[AhmedKnighty]

yo

ridder1705 stick it up your ass never shit Egyptians or else....

[egyption0ghetto]

i still got love for egypt yo

[egyption0ghetto]

this show is makeing fun of da jewish(isreals) not the egyptian cuz when jewish invaded us they siad they built the pyrimades and they didnt anyways there makeing un of da jewish not the egyptians or even egypt cuz i saw some really stupied comment on here the copes( ben stiller ) is playing an egyptian guy

[omardakrouri]

i am an egyptian , and that is very funny , ben stiller is a 5 star comidian

[chenzenfromqingwu]

It was a funny show.

[ridder1705]

hahaha stupid egyptians

[egyption0ghetto]

it looks like u didnt watch the video there makeing fun of jewish when they invaded egypt u dumb

WOW !!! never seen soemone so stupied like that

[ridder1705]

Actually they are making(not makeing)fun of the Egyptians. ya gaytard.

And please learn to spell. It's not "stupied"

and "soemone" It's......nevermind....

[egyption0ghetto]

how r they makeing fun of the egyptians ?

u do understans that the cops r egyptians right? watch it agian and it looks like there isnt any stupid egyptians here but u.

[ridder1705]

Learn to spell there buddy. Do you speak Epytianebonics...hahaha gaytard

[crashmidget15]

lol this is pretty funny for ben stiller

[DragonFlameCO]

fuck you mother fucker them make pharaohs looks idiot them mther fucker

[Rudools]

lol in our country hes my favourtite funny guy..

[Peruvian07Prince]

It's no surprise this show isn't around anymore, ben stiller sucks.

[felizay]

well i just finishes studying ancient egypt, if the shit i learned there were applied here, i would luv it

[fuKineheh]

?????

[kingakhnaton]

this is typical anti-egyptian propaganda

[sgillen12]

mohammed is gay

[egyptianfootballer]

fuck u, u cock suckin piece of shit

[kingakhnaton]

and you're retarded

[davidwilcox1982]

"I'm parting the Red Sea!" "Gotta permit for that?" hehe priceless!

[jizzlefilms]

haha

[WattsFlyyest]

Hey I didnt know he had his own show! How long ago was this?

[JuniorShaman]

Yea, i never heard of this show ether...! Was it just one season? More? Less?

[FreddieAmmonia]

yeah it was two seasons-until fox canned it-wankers

[ChilKaat]

This used to be a good neighborhood lol.

[Andragorans]

I like it ,anywa ystupid americans

[Scottyblack]

What does that have to do with anything?

Idiot.

[Andragorans]

Because it has you non-believing son of a bitch. Go pray to Mohamed you asshole. Jerk!

[Scottyblack]

What? That doesn't make any sense. I don't pray to Mohammed the Pedo because I'm not a Muslim.

[Andragorans]

And thats good.

[HannoTheNavigator]

Go worship Jesus, we don't worship human beings like your pedophiles, were you raped by your priest?

[Andragorans]

is this comment for me?

[doajig101]

amazingly funny

[KadamoEfrin]

it`s funny...but not more one time

[spaceyrella]

LOL! I am not a big fun of Ben but this is funny!

[easyeasy900]

It would be a lot funnier if Moses was in his hut, drunk, not wearing a shirt and beating his wife.

[jbartz9000]

thats terrible!!

[fifthavenuegirl]

HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA bEN sTILLER...

[booteeny24]

Flawless!

[jowleene]

haha omg i love this!! ben stiller is a genius!

[MugsMcClain]

"Yo, shows over."

Haha.  This is a great skit.

[susuairj]

Ben Stiller is a brilliant comedian, the show was on the worng channel targeting the wrong audience at the time...

[CRIZZZIN]

damn funny!!! reminds me of starsky and hutch

[droo31up]

This show was WAY ahead of its time and sadly, far too short-lived

[liebereuch]

class

[torwald41]

The accent! Perfect Pennsyl-tucky!!!

[Psychox]

what the hell are they wearing..carpets?

[ArmchairSubversive]

This is so fucking hilarious. We watched it in our sketch writing class as a good example of genre parody.

[jmpms]

I love it!

[princesstamika]

I remember the medevil one ROFL!

[dartmouthhoop]

it's Bob Odenkirk

[WellingtonKatz]

Not according to IMDb.

[NinjaCatz17]

I bettcha it is Owen...

[Aoifs90]

Is it just me, or does the guy playing Moses look the spitting image of Owen Wilson??!!

[hosseher]

because it IS Owen Wilson.