No More Show? Merry X-Mas

[msalzinger]

@jyft106 it would be very concerning if you were serious

[jyft106]

Is it to late to win that iPod nano?

[MetalLeg73]

Fuck you, YouTube.

[SirTorment]

who won the competition in the end?

[sandiegan45]

What is Bug Eyes ? He Sucks

[Kittynaruto18]

ninja of course

[Kittynaruto18]

haha scared 12 times

[djole0505]

Dude, why did you even bother uploading so much video on youtube? You are so boring

[SxeScotty]

@djole0505 he uploaded this many videos so he could make mounds of money from his millions of views ;P

[destroyersfav]

Bla bla bla, i hate guys talking too much...

[phildefrancophobic]

Ban Phil ! No arguments this end . What happened ? I thought YT had finally come to it's senses but this narcissistic douche is still all over it. Not to mention all the copy cat douches he's spawned

[SparkSSBM]

@phildefrancophobic lol such a silly fanboy you are.

[emerz1234567]

i thought u were gay

[ryanpomy]

get off youtube bro, say what needs to be said

[thePANDEMlC]

Youtube has everyone by the balls and can do whatever they want. There's nobody really competing with them so they could give two shits about making the viewers and youtubers happy.

[themredweirdoshow]

Looks like our little pal Philly Cheesesteak still hasn't heard that the Gov now bosses Google, which now bosses YouTube. It happened awhile back, and there will be MUCH more censorship in the future.

Their attitude: FEAR MONGERING OKAY - SEX MONGERING NOT OKAY.

[MrJulianhunt]

i would unsubscribe from youtube for that douchery, but then i could not watch your shows any more so i will not ur the best phil

[giggityspartan25186]

I wish I got one present on christmas eve

[sheilaghazi]

what??

[TRDEWH]

YEAH pirates are......wait a minute......im kinda late...:(

[MyTeddySweety]

why do you talk so much? i dont undertand anything you say -.0?

[nbtful]

575,910

views

[DJMETHALBLU]

u look and sound like a fag

[MrSheepboy]

bummer, what happened to freedom of speech and expression?

[brady8196]

I hate being a guy. You can't have my babies. And that sucks.

[FacelessFenderMaster]

Im An Assassin. Im better than BOTH PIRATES AND NINJA'S!

[Zeke931]

@FacelessFenderMaster

Ninja assassin.

[ComputerNoob44]

this sucks balls

[YYeeaaahh]

so do you =)

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

Simple, ninjas are ninjas. Which is better than pirates. DUH.

[winter198924]

you people are stupid this episode is from 2 years ago note the 2008 in the side bar date

[infectedtuner]

Dude you'r a liar. You dident even give away the nano...

[Stektsopp]

liar

[Jeenyus1983]

is this guy strung out on coke or something?? machinegun mouth meets the coffee pot!

[roxy2190]

aww my floor of my dorm is pirates vs ninjas

[thejuggernaut81]

blah blah

[thejuggernaut81]

Who the hell won that IPOD. I just killed half of my reserves of braincells watching super sayian level megatron dorks treat that question like a thesis subject matter for English 103. He ddin't ask for a tech analysis. And not to be super technical but ninjas are Japanese, Chinese movie actors aren't ninja, drool monkey retard.  Sweet God it was a jest so he get a cheap laugh off some fan viewer content, and dang nammitt I want my cheap laugh too. So who on and where's the video

[DKassaian1219]

who won the ipod?

[turrta]

k soooo strangely enough i had a huge on going arguement with all my friends about ninjas and pirates about that exact topic around xmas.... odd

[XxallareliesxX]

25 fans on facebook

[lolSnowyOwl]

Dick

[pSyChObRiN]

this is to ARREBENTAREITEUCU (nice name) but you couldnt be more wrong, sxephil is in fact sexy, AND ommfg his name is phil( it would be better if his name was pablo or something) but nevertheless sxephil=one big ball of awsome, ARREBENTAREITEUCU=well no one really knows because I dont think anyone can even pronounce your name. So you sir, fail. Now shut your mouth...and go make me a sammich.

[ARREBENTAREITEUCU]

man your no more show is a no more piece of shit and your glasses are hiding a stinky and ugly piece of face and your face is a shity surface

[furbiesmustdie]

ninja's are better than pirates because they're the only people who can act like a bad ass whilst wearing tights.

[1kronas1]

The horrors of Abu Ghraib (Some images may offend the sensibilities)

/watch?v=h7KCo4VX_mI

[ilikeatarinerd]

my dad died the day this vid was made

[TheHawkdaddy]

I'm sorry for your loss.

[ilikeatarinerd]

thxs subbed

[PS3CRAZY96]

fuck sorry man for ur loss

[foyble5]

whatever happened to the fear 2 case thing? it was supposed to be December 25th but i cant find it

[SteelGrain]

@foyble5 no no man... it was december 5th not 25th.

[MrChingchongdingdong]

i wud have won the contest but Im phils bestest friend

[TheAirsoftNewb]

ninjas are cooler and could kick a dumbass pirates ass.

[kamjense]

i heard that uhhh you never sent it...

[gungravesan7]

Didn't it occur to anyone, that Phill never says what kind of pirates and what kind of ninjas he is talking about. For all I know ninjas are unskillfull MMORPG players and Pirates are copyright defilers... In a fight between these 2 groups I'd say the only winner is us - the rest of society...

[JCgillett]

or somalians

[tlyr9696]

friggin morAls nazis

[jonasn5]

i love Christmas, in Denmark (where i live). We actually open presents the 24th evening, way after having eaten a great feast. And then after we enjoy the gift opening with good warm drinks etc. :-D

next day its sleep long and enjoy gifts ^_^

[111110001000]

my family has the same tradition as u phil

[StephJayneV]

My family's Christmas present tradition is way more awesomer.

We get to open everything Christmas eve and play with everything all night, sleep all day and then go to family's for a huge dinner : D

[DeanCo7777]

A word to the wise. American young people need to wise up and stop fornicating. Laugh all you want, but because of these things the wrath of God comes. Look around you. The nation is falling apart. Think you can break God's Laws and do well? The answer to that is absolutely not. Get married or get out of bed with anyone but your spouse to whom you are legally married and covenanted to for life. So get out of bed, get on you knees, ask Jesus for forgiveness, and go do the right thing.

[ktuck39]

You chose a pretty ironic video under which to post your opinion. I bet many of the 550k viewers will totally disagree with you.

The wrath of God, whatever it may be next time round will be provoked by people being stupid, not horny.

I say get laid! Do what feels right.. Just don't get pregnant...

[auntieshellybelly]

i have seen more disturbing stuff on youtube than this like heidi montag trying to sing and dance and spencer pratt trying to rap and they still have their videos on youtube lol i love you philly d

[XMusicXNeverXDiesX]

Hasrhy.

[andyman196107]

i couldve totaly won that if i watched back then

[MOOKiiE011]

i prefer invisible rainbow pirate ninjas.

[LindsayF14]

how is rainbow if it's invisible? eh eh? xD

[MOOKiiE011]

because its just that awesome. XD

[whipyouwitawetnoodle]

OMG is that really a tradition in ur fam?? cuz111 we do ine present on christmas eve too

[LindsayF14]

A lot of people open 1 present on Christmas eve... my family does it too...

[Isuckatpaintball2]

first

[starrychica82]

DANM YOU YOUTUBE!!! Keep all people under 18 off just so we don't have to worry about them or there douchbag parents bitching about shit they don't like. The world is not pc assholes!

[KickButtUnggoy]

Because kids ~never~ lie about their age online. Right.

[starrychica82]

Well if the dumbass kid lies about there age, youtube isn't responsible. Its the parents for not knowing what there child is doing online.. If youtube were to discover such deception, they could simply ban the account. The brat would probably create a new one, but I'm tired of censoring myself for every one else just because they procreate

[retsurayu]

If youtube starts censoring people, we should just leave :D

[waitnonthewrld2chnge]

FTW;

Fork The Waffle.

start using that phrase please.

[srjmoyle]

I think Ninjas a better caaaauuuuseeee.....

Ninjas are stealthy and they could pimp smack the shit out of a pirate and he wouldn't know

wtf just hit him the pirate would either be stoned or wasted

thats why ninjas are better ;D

And im on my dads account ;D

[Appledayvideos]

ninjas by far...

[EASkatevIJordanIv]

fuck

[chowy6]

Ninja stealth + pirate's fearlessness = idk...

[MystRavenofDeath]

ninjas are better, because they can just wait until the pirates get super wasted, and pass out, and string them up by their boxers in their sleep

[mutantsheepofdoom]

Yeah but... The pirates get super waisted so...

[MemiiLove]

Ninjas r wayyy better thy just kick ass!!!!!

:)

[ExplosiveBoring]

At least pirates have correct spelling, oh, lord of letters.

[Akuzen999]

NinJas.......on a boat.....with beards.

[tnaraZmarie]

ninjas ftw!

[juniorMilenko]

defranco x-mas eve tradition is the same as my family's x-mas ever tradition. omg!

[XIjOrD1995IX]

you call youtube a douche bag but without youtube no1 would even know u

[lolhowdoishotweblol]

but people like sxephil make youtube what it is. And when youtube acts retarded and does stupid censorship, then it just causes the partners that generate tons of money for youtube to want to quit.

[durama93]

hmmmm how about a ninja pirate!!!!

[Area51Taren]

haha i like the old theme song

[SonOfTheUnderground]

YARGH!!!

pirates ftw

[BazzTheBoss]

PIRATES!

[OXIDElead]

Dang I can't believe that I just saw this! That sucks that he's getting censored cause his videos OWN!

[tenzer7]

I wish I couldn't enter the contest.

[maturefanny]

fuck

off

slut

[fegan28]

u c da fing bout killing ninjas is dat all ninjas are gays and what you are saying is that muhammed ali is a gay beater makeing him discriminatory bad bastard bad bastard

[maturefanny]

i once killed a ninja...cept he wasn really a ninja jus some lad wearn black.....and i didn kill him more jus kiked him a few times...no das not true i jus waved at him in a friendly ole way lyk....again a lie im blind infact im shocked ive gotten this far on in dis comment yoke but as far as im concerned muhammad ali betta dan both infact muhammad ali betta dan any1 even now yeh so fuk u man :D

[DamonThakiFortune]

I think ninjas for one reason an one reason only. They are trained to kill pirates if you really think about it. Ninjas train by breaking wood with thier hands feet, teeth, elbows, foreheads, cocks...etc.

Since 99% of the Pirates body is wood, the ninja has trained every inch of it's body to fuck pirates up. Why do you think pirates are always missing parts of their bodies? Pirate caught a stray ninja cock punch = eye patch.

[InvalidSubstance]

lemme explain something to you, ever hear of drunk dudes with guns coming home to their wives sleeping with another man? Yeah that man doesn't live. And guess what a pirate is, a drunk dude with a gun. YOU LOSE.

[lungsoftar]

lmfao you might have own the prize if that was a video, about died laughing when i read that XD

[queenofnewyork15]

LMA000

[McSpundnick]

pirates duh!! ninjas got stealth and stuff!!!! BUT PIRATES HAVE GOT BEARDS AND SHIT

[Technoguru21]

well im a lil late but i think pirates are better cuz u never see a ninja with a parot on his sholder k so ya haha

[FatalVisionVids]

Yes, but do you ever see pirates sneaking into buildings and taking out entire security teams?

[Cylism]

Your aweome phill!!! your right though, i believe america is slowly loosing freedom of speech.

[Zarion106]

Wow what are you five years old. You still belive in the boogieman and santa clause. Seriusly it's fucking stupid don't spread this shit around.

[funnyremixvids]

PLease spam this Betch!

[funnyremixvids]

hmm is the work all of u use S E X I E sarcastic?

[miisterrD]

Your index finger is really short.

[bexter28]

OMG you're right!!

how did you notice that!!??

[aerokit45]

i LOOVEEEE YOU PHIL YOUR SO SEXY

[BermudaCoconut]

He is SXE! come on get it right :P

[jaythetornado202]

the alarm clock going off 4 hours: its a girl thing

[ShadowWolf119]

You could post your vids at my site, I don't take out videos for that =D For me it'd be an honor! XD you're awesome!

[TheHaterBill]

sxephil spends christmas eve by himself making gay videos, how sad

[Neilcakes]

This video is what, two and a half minutes long, so how long would it take to make it maybe 15 minutes at the longest... not that long to spend on your own. :l

[HoboCabbage]

LOLOL i used to do that! not for that long. but like a half hour. When you go back to sleep, it almost feels like you get an extra micro sleep, then you get to fall asleep again, its the shIT! i doubt it actually helps you wake up, but whatever. im a procrastinator, i will put off getting up as long as posisble

[theexplosion01]

I like this ending song a lot more than the one you have now

the one you have now makes my eyes twitch due to the HOLY !*@& annoyingness level of it =)

[michellemunchkin1]

how come they delete ur vids and not porn

[Kia0Sedona]

to much crack today?

[icecats27]

520,000 view!

[RemixBlog]

watch my sxephil remix

[ForbiddenFantasy6969]

-____- Did your mother drop you on your skull a few times when you were a child?

[fighter7979]

Ninjas are awesome :D!

[rezifox]

Vikings > (Ninjas x Pirates)^2.

True stuff.

[ravenyikimy9911]

My Bf does that EVERY MORNING! Sometimes I just want to hit him when he hits the snooze.

[glamourXparty]

lmao, i'm wanna of the snooze button people :P

[yanky37]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go Ninjas

[skuntwhore88]

wow i cant believe you just said fuck ninjasand pirates. lets see u say staight to aninja or pirates face. Its either a satr to the face or the scurvy. tou have some balls.

[LODSS]

fuck ninjas and pirates its all about the bandits

[KhemiKool]

or cowboys, astronauts, superheroes, etc.

[jeremiahbrooks1]

lol phil you rock, because you think just like me lol

[whdunkley]

you know what phil you are starting to piss me off every time i come to one of your vids i sit through it and then before i can get to the next vid you fill me in thats some total bs im not gay so you need to stop lmao

[dwatson84]

she's doing the 10 minute alarm thing bc she wants to cuddle and if the alarm is early enough she wants some morning sex

[mybrainondrums]

heres something you can censor youtube

FUCK YOU!...

that is all

[maluminse1]

The sad thing my good man phil is this is a perfect example of why the death of public tv is horrible. The council men say "they can use youtube" as if we can all have a stage without random commercial censorship.

[JaJoProductions]

No one hates him and don't spam your channel your vids are proably horrible and a shame to this planet

[specialEDpr0ductions]

srry dude, i love sxe phil, watched all his vids, my retarded friend who doesnt like phil, got into my account and started being gay, but check out my channel if u like sxe phil..lol..if u hate sxe phil..FUCK U

[maluminse1]

lol major ad fail. even spam fail. how do you fail at spam?

relate to your viewers...so their watching this vid and you hate it...so what does that mean? these viewers wont like your vids... tard.

[darkshockwave3]

rigth so rigth

[MadameTakayi]

Censorship is ridiculous; they actually think they're doing good for the country. 'We're saving you from the filth of the world and ungodly people!'

Yet they fail to realize we enjoy this 'trash and filth' from the fact that your videos get hundreds of thousands of pageviews.

Woooooow.

This is almost as ridiculous when the smartest kid in my Algebra class forgot what 6 was divided by 2.

[superawesomepwnaged]

those sons of bitches! they cant censore you! they cant! morals are for fags! the swears truely get the point across to make them even more funny! censorship sucks balls! if anything it is censorship that ruins society! if people dont want to have their kids or whoever hear swears then dont go on youtube! oh ya definetley ninjas they would throw ninja stars at the pirats and cut their heads off or something. they can censor youtube all they want but we will find a way to watch videos with swears

[Brax2Max]

Your right! Youtube's Saying is "Broadcast Yourself" But that being said Youtube doesn't allow us to be ourselves!

[polinapel]

entertaining =)

[xXxLunaticCharmxXx]

Ninjirates =D

[dreidl19380]

FUCK CENSORSHIP! in the words of the late and great George Carlin "It's just a way of reducing your liberty and a reminder that they can fuck with you anytime they want as long as you put up with it".

FIGHT THE POWER!

B

[ElevatorMan2012]

Can you send me the lyrics to that jingle at the end? Thx

[davewah3]

F U JEW TUBE

[DruidsMaster]

F U

YOUTUBE

[NICHOLASM1987]

you are weirdly a cool guy

[TheIshamShow]

damn you youtube !!!

[staishalabennett]

lol my ex did that alarm clock thing and i pucnched him and kicked him out of my bed haha. but in my defence the alarm sound was a fog horn. i kno WTF!

[Capand]

i dont give a shit that he's a celebrity,

he's just a cool guy!

[RIKIEatHOME]

wow...thanks alot

youtube - let us censor you

censortube

ustube

[saywhat502]

the bit about the alarm is hilarious, my girlfriend does that and it drives me fucking nuts

[xXshmoeXx]

What was your monday vid about?!?! And why do they only delete your vids but some other really bad ones stay up?! That pisses me off!

[volmord]

ninja's that are pirates that sucks blood and can speak persian killer combo right there ^^