Clerks Animated Series Episode 3 part 1

[HorrificanStudios]

"Sharks swim in water. Water is in the toliet. I rest my case."

[StevenAn2322]

"say what up yo "

" hello ... "

classic

[Number1ricky]

Patrick Swazi always kills me in this one.

[justjalen]

ITS GILBERT GOTTFRIE!!! RUNNNNNN

[jddrewcares]

Ghost PointBreak

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

Never trust Randal to open the Quick Stop

[monsterbitch10]

"i told you to bring the burrito's in, now look at 'em!"

"you look at 'em!"

[SpaceCowboyMcCoy]

"Hey, Lando, say 'Whaddup, yo.'"

"Hello."

[BEATmyguest31]

found new fav show

i love the OG clerks & was so bummed they didnt really do anything w/ randall & dante but this will do just fine

[offcampusstudent1993]

If "Clerks" did "The Wizard of Oz", then I can see Jay as the Witch, while Dante is the protagonist trying to save Leonardo, NJ from trouble.

[joelburgos69]

Oh dear...

Something scare that monkey.

This show was great...

[Gruntpunter026]

Jen is Kevin's wife

[CoolerKing37]

I like how they didn't even bother getting someone who sounded like Patrick Swayze. Fuck it, get Gilbert Gottfried to voice him! XD

[tezpuzzlemazter]

Who else thinks the starting music is fucking epic?!

[movie529]

I have the series dvd with Kevin Smith's signature on it

[oussamacdt]

@movie529 Cool

[Manik360]

Wait, you owe me for the burritos.

Can you break a hundred?

...No. Now get out!

LAWL

[supermonkeyfuck88]

gilbert godfery is patrick swayze

[TheArchimado]

I was watching this on my phone and got stung by a Bee when Randal said Theres A Big Bee Out There.

Creepy.

[bexislols]

BE GONE FILFY MONKEY FROM HELL

[kastissponsered]

7ft Body Guard Voice of a 10yr old.

[billgeezeriommi]

is leonardo alec baldwin?

[dethklok745]

I just bought a monkey named Elliot from the zoo :D

She started putting her hand on my computer when she saw the monkey XD

[chumshot1]

Just like in that---Al PACINO---movie!

[MrRetlav]

Patrick Swayze owns a horse....

Partner disconnected...

[CCRiderPictures]

Dante, Randall, Jay & Silent Bob Rocks

Snoochie Boochies

Patrick Swayze is actually a Ghost Now

[CCRiderPictures]

Dante, Randall, Jay & Silent Bob Rocks

Snoochie Boochies

[DreamFactory91]

0:42 Jen Schwalbach is Kevin Smith's wife.

[AngelaLianeua934]

löl_Î_fËel_sØ_löÑËly_töDÃY

[OpsTheories]

Well played... clerks.

[drowninginferno]

"Well played, clerks"

[MilitiaMackMusic]

"Lando Say Wad Up Yo"

"Hello"

HAHAAHAH LMAO

[piggy978]

Gilbert Gottfried is Patrick Swayze?

[CJusticeHappen21]

Why does Patrick Swayze sound like Gilbert Gottfried?

[DavidSnake]

@CJusticeHappen21 It is Gilbert Gottfried xD he also did the voice of jerry seinfield on the second episode and himself on the series xD

[bealtespip123]

This was such a great show.

[REDX3211]

no hes masterbating. yeah but its out of fear

[akiraman26]

swayze's voice is gilber gotfried

[JIMONAHTHEPONY]

Jenn swallbach is kevin smiths wife

[CelesteContradiction]

Why do you want a monkey?

To teach it to smoke!!!!

Hahahahahahahaha I would SO do that xD

[BrianMagnumFilms]

6 people have been bit by a monkey.

[MrLabelChannel]

Remember Kids : snootch to da nootch

[gambit4531]

schoch to the nooch

[44obama44ireland]

Swayze, get back here and clean up after these CATS!- Thats the name of the movie

[nexgenhippy]

OMG Lando lol

[LocoRico89]

Oh my God, it's happening! Just like in that (AL PACINO) movie!

[aug325]

Gilbert.... is... partrick.... Why?!

Oh clerks. You inserted your giant cock into my ear and fucked my BRAIN! XP

[anotherpunkrocker]

I totally sympathize with the toilet-shark thing.

[maxman2324]

"look how scared he is.. hes shaking"

"no... hes masturbating"

"yeah but its out of fear"

that's brilliant XD

[1234legend1234]

How come this stopped after 1 series?

[Brittonsp]

@1234legend1234 Ratings

[1234legend1234]

@Brittonsp But it's awesome.

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Landal .. Say wad up yo

Hello

[SpaceCowboyMcCoy]

@MilitiaMackMusic Lando

[MilitiaMackMusic]

@SpaceCowboyMcCoy i know its Lando . it's just a spelling error ..

[Jumpybeaver]

Hey Randal. Why don't you tell Lando about the word you want to take back.

[thewatching191]

"Clerks are filmed by a live studio audience" win lol

[Gmanlikeswaffles]

Is that Patrick Swayze, or Glibert Godfried lol

[TheProdigy765]

@Gmanlikeswaffles Gilbert being Patrick

[Fearstrike10500]

I named it Fifi thumbs up if you agree

[DaReelP3]

Randel is so fucking retarded!

[Shinukuroneko]

la cucarachaa... aaaaaaaaaaaaaah..

[CSterrorist]

"Look how scared he is. He's shakin'"

"No, he's masturbating."

"Yeah, but it's outta fear."

ROFLMAO

[LGBINX14]

I lol'd

4:06

"Did you take care of the burritos?"

"what do you think?"

-insert lol here-

[Familyguy1230]

Now look at it! You look at it!

[Axonxd]

What's title of this movie with monkey??

[83phatman]

The scary thought is, "What if Gilbert actually starts playing Swayze's characters when his movies get remade as they eventually. Hollywood knows nothing else."

[NuclearMovies]

Look at them , YOU LOOK AT THEM !

[Hornswoggle253]

Clerks:A progressive show.

Peace out homie.

[robbierules81]

i hate the fact dante in the cartoon is far too laid back and not bitchy enough like in the film

[waterking179]

i havent seen this since i was a kid

[siggster03]

haha jen schwalbach =P

[94ejack]

That's Kevin Smith's wife.

[siggster03]

@94ejack yeah i know, thats why i found it amusing

[siggster03]

@94ejack yeah i know, that why i found it amusing

[george77772moons]

Lando is the only thing keeping this show from having a different version of "How Lord of the Rings is Racist" being made out of it.

[ThePspdog98]

patrick swayze is impersonated by gilbert gottfried.... hahahahahahahahaha

[Yennziuu]

sharks swim in the water, water is in my toilet i rest my case

[newyy1]

...man, who the fuck just steals a monkey?

[TheMicWasInPicture]

why the episode that is about a monkey, they introduce a black character?

[penkovanity12]

they overdid Lando :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[CodenameSailorv1]

snootch to the mooch!

[RobochaoXX]

this is the one about those lol burritos

[foolboy234]

oh dear.. something scared that monkey. LMFAO!!

[JimmyBennettLover8]

LOL i LOVE clerks :) hehe im watching the movie that this virus comes from :) 12 monkeys Brad Pitts a genius in it

[ThePsychicMantis]

WHAT´S A CHIOPET!!!!?

[teenagerman34]

@ThePsychicMantis he said chiapet

[Eagle5Productions]

Clerks is filmed by a live studio audience

[thisisntmyname]

This show is just too damn hilarious! I wish they would've made more episodes.

[MandoFett1138]

lol Jen Swallbach. Lol that's Kevin Smith's Wife.

[tankcatss]

lol the chia pet

[10lettername]

no where near as funny as the movie

[DTEENPUNKROCK]

...la...cuca...racha....ooohh

[WorldWalker128]

This series should be continued.

Even if it's only to be sold on DVD. I'd buy it.

[ThousanWhite]

They were going to try again, but decided not to

[loserwoman87]

'Look at that monkey, he's shaking' 'No, he's masturbating'. 'Yes. But out of fear'.

[Werdna3791]

Look at that monkey, he's shaking. "No, he's masturbating" LMFAO.

[zammylot]

on jay and silent bob strike back they also get the monkey, was this set before or after jay and silent bob strike back??

[kemuksigak]

i believe they had one at the end of Mallrats, jay and bob were walking down a long road holding hands with it during the ending credits.

[Emigdiosback]

R.I.P. Patrick Swayze

[MrAustraila]

He sucked anyway

[animeroxas]

@Emigdiosback  im with you there

[MsTrinaa]

@Emigdiosback omg he died a year ago?! how time flies...

[SorenWolf]

@Emigdiosback YAY CLERKS :D.... :I ... :( rip dude

[PyroDefysGravity]

Great way to introduce my younger siblings to the whole Clerks concept. They're to young to see the movies.

[tezpuzzlemazter]

@PyroDefysGravity Pause at 1:40 (When dente wakes up) :3

[DJNightShade1]

wow, Gilbert Gottfried is in this, lol.

[jimmyThePiep]

Yea, and he sounds like like Patrick Swayze.

.. Or the other way around.

[eeeeeeeman]

this was made in yr 2000

[KingoffKentucky]

Well played, clerks.

[puppetmaster19962]

who is lando?

[Nemesiss120]

Patrick Swayze Is sorta dead!But the episode is awesome

[weaselman12345678902]

this was before he died

[Nemesiss120]

I know years ago before he died its just ironic!

[GRAFFDEMON]

"Why do you want a monkey anyway?"

"To teach it to smoke, duh."

AWESOME! xD

[chumshot1]

This show deserved a lot more episodes..

[2009godzillafan]

3:01 wanna take a swing at this chia pet inamed it fifi

[2009godzillafan]

swims up and bites you in the ass

[BrazenBull001]

Patrick Swayze is not dead! He is in New Jersey! Working in a pet shop! The clever devil.....

[Dimbo]

"they're the expensive kind"

[2009godzillafan]

i cant beleive theres only 6 episodes... make some more abc!!!

[DrFrizzeh]

I love Lando

[simsboy6]

this show would get 50 thousand views a episode if it was real

[dantopia]

It was real.  Unfortunately, like all shows that don't fit into easy-to-understand niches, ABC showed the episodes out of order and moved the show to different slots, effectively killing it. You can get them on DVD, though.

[ClintJCL]

it IS real

[SARDU1976]

Randal: Look at him...he's shaking.

Dante: No. He's masturbating.

[DCFilms]

yeah, but it's out of fear.

[cheesy595]

Oh my god its happening! just like that al pochino movie XD

[LaviKitten]

For some reason the drawing reminds me of Kim Possible. .).

[darkBender99]

wat drawing?

[percytje666]

why has this show been cancelled? I think its better then friggin Family Guy

[chickenmonkeystudios]

i know monkeys that smoke

[supernoob17]

wait, what? it was cancelled in like 2000

[unnamednoob7]

snootch to that nooch

[Yaridovich23]

Now who's being naive.

[NHVideoMediaGroup]

I like how the Burrito Crawls away, out of the box!

[kevinrocks2323]

Haha!

The horse's name is Ghost Pointbreak.

(those are two of Patrick Swayze's movies if you didn't know).

[kidbuu234]

cha cha cha chia lol... idk if thats how you spell it

[slappybuster23]

Lando=legend

[landosalemchainsaw]

what about sam jackson and charles barkley

[nandee1fuery]

I love Randall in the beginning of all the episodes: "Clerks is filmed by a live studio audiance", "Clerks is drawn in front of a live studio audience"

[ezim93]

La Cucaracha (vomits)

LOL

[Jesuslp180]

it reminds me of daria.

[phillips987]

all the women are busy making sandwiches and ironing shirts. LOL

[elvis1O1]

3:40 i use to have the same problem....

[laurenceyuen]

Look! He's shaking in fear!

He's masturbating

LOL!!! EPIC WIN!!!!

[vikk666]

"Oh dear...Someone's scared that monkey..."

Win.

[vikk666]

Monkey + Burrito + Sick Millionaire - Burrito + Al Pacino as David Hoffman = OUTBREAK!

^^^ Fuck Algebra. THAT'S important math.

[prfctcellrulz]

Randal's creepy math equations FTW!

[baseballplayer56874]

i live in NJ and now i feel special

[yodaime04]

lol chia pet.

[uxbnkuribo]

ALSO, "why are they steaming and reeking?" "They're the expensive kind." "I must have them."

one of the greatest exchanges in the history of TV

[boredandwise]

GILBERT GOTTFRIED !!! FUCK YEAA !@@@

[AJV2688]

Well, the movie Clerks came out in 1995 before Phantom Menace came out, and Lando was the only black guy really in the movie. James Earl Jones was only the voice of Vader, he wasn't in the outfit, but the character and guy inside the outfit of Vader wasn't black. So, if the show is taking place around the same time of the movie it would be 1995, before Phantom Menace!

[zufgh]

but this came out after TPM

[uxbnkuribo]

Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!

[saroachman]

Well, don't they?

[ShakoraYomi]

The movie came out in '94, yeah, but the cartoon came out toward the end of 2001.

[GigaViro]

.....Vader wasnt in Phantom Menace

Anakin was...but nvm

besides Darth Vader was in the First Star Wars film in the 70's Before Clerks , and the following movie featured Lando Calrissian

[bouldercreekin]

t phantom menace the one when he is actually dubbed darth vader by the sith lord??? so that would mean he IS in that one,.... also he gets burned in that one and gets his suit, so yeah, darth vader IS in it

[brandonclute]

no its not the newest one is where where he is dubbed vader and gets burned, the phantom menace is the one with the guy with the green light saber that dies and anakin is still a little kid.

[prfctcellrulz]

Also known as Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

[DTEENPUNKROCK]

Billie D Williams wasnt the only black guy on Star Wars there was Sam L jackson and you couldnt see his face but james earl jones was darth vader

[CALLAHAN315]

james earl jones didn't actually play him. he just voiced him

[InRainbows140]

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[NeegarPants]

Lando isn't a Black person's name.

[nerfbrothers1220]

yes it is

[PanzerDivisionBOM]

Because having black skin means you also have a tribal African name. >.> Nigga, please.

[uxbnkuribo]

For years in this industry, whenever an African American character, hero or villain, was introduced- usually by white artists and writers - they got slapped with racist names that singled them out as Negroes. Now, my book, "White-Hatin' Coon," don't have none of that bullshit. The hero's name is Maleekwa, and he's a descendant from the black tribe that established the first society on the planet, while all you European motherfuckers were still hiding in caves and shit, all terrified of the sun.

[robinalexlewis]

What's a Nubian?

[vikk666]

Nubian is an inhabitant of Nubia. Nubia is in Egypt.

[adsum252]

shut the fuck up.