Dane Cook - Car Accidents

[xxax7forlifexx]

check out this motherfucker?!?!?? lmfao!!



[onedayin3000]

so funny

[onedayin3000]

SO DAME FUNNY



[Emilyguz001]

ok, u got it sign

[KikkyLaneBVBARMY]

0:00

[buzzajaytee]

ive been jacking off to this for 3 hours

[firetruckingtroll]

27 people are asian

[602noahfellamoses]

ok, ok  u got it sign.

[berrykiwiblast]

you got it sign.

[Yceb0x]

STOP! DON'T SCROLL DOWN. THIS IS YOUTUBE, someone is bound to spoil the funniest parts in the comments section. Finish the video before you read them.

Thanks!

- M.F.C.

... *face palm*

[imsorandomification]

check out this motha fuckar CHECK OUT THIS MOTHA FUKAR

[squarecnix]

why do fucking idiots have to spoil the entire clip by reposting what is said at the top i rly dont get it

[TheXXkillerXx147]

Dane Cook....flipping hilarious:) 

[TheCommenter987]

"I was in the closet, and I heard it, so I came out"

waitwut

[jostrem10]

"I'm going out shoeless..."

"I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish. I heard it and I came out."

LMAO!!!

[thatguyfromthatday]

Why is every comment just a random line from the video? Its sort of annoying.

[missjay012]

"i was in my kitchen, i heard it, so i came out" LOLLL

[hotdogs0096]

this happend to me yester day



[bropone123]

have u ever wondered y when u get hit by a car u lose ur left shoe?

[DunkiMonkey]

First 1 minute sounding like a bad LoL experiences.

[Fr0zenMyst]

@DunkiMonkey gotta love when you're midding and alistar from top lane comes in and ruins everything

[MyJoey5639]

one funny dude

[345399]

lol! I swear i thought i was the only guy who heard cars burning rubber and wishing it was an accident

[Vittor066]

@345399 lmao ur not alone dude

[Axel21]

1:40



[Darkrose27362]

LOL I loved the chinies EAHH!

[MsXTiffanyx]

FUCK SHOES!

[dabomwebscom]

6:05 lmfao!!! XD "thts not wat he tld me" lol

[SpiderQueen971]

"Check out this mother fu*ker!" XD

[docmass15]

People Building bleachers , Coming out of bushes ''whaa Accident imma watch for a while.'' lmfao.

[emobiluv]

@deathsbestbitch SHUT THE FUCK UP LIKE U NEVER HAVE SENT A FORWARD OR GOTTEN ONE OR HAS POSTED ONE SO GO CRY TO UR EFFIN MOM U BITCH! UR PROB ONE OF THOSE LIL GIRLS TAKE A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

[FutureUSAPresident]

Check out thes muthah fuckah

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

If ur Japanese it's "HOLY MOTHER OF SUSHI YOUR AN IDIOT!!!"

[Md2802]

Six minutes and I didn't laugh. Poker face all the way through.

[andyfa123van]

aspergers is a bitch bro

[ClimbingDude97]

the only reason i disliked this video, is so i could make a lightsaber.

[marvelgeek2097]

Shoeless <33

[Kace2739]

...I find it funny that when he's doing the black guy his voice jumps three octaves. :D

[SONSofVENDETTA]

Can you remember all my shit? lmao

[DeathsBestBitch]

@emobiluv FUCK YOU! SOME LITTLE GIRLS ACTUALLY BELEIVE THIS SHIT AND YOU KNOW HOW HEART BROKEN THEY ARE!? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SHIT HEADED BITCH AND KISS THAT LOVE OF YOUR LIFE THAT'LL NEVER COME!

[gothictomboyy]

1:01 LOL

[Kiba643]

go dane cook!!!!!!!! ;)

[Comedylova78]

With a black guy its, check out dis motha fucka!!! xD LMAOO

[iGotGameDoU]

i love tellin people off when they do stupid shit giving them the bird a little language then five minutes later i do the same thing

[MyKeepsakeSummer]

Okay! You got it.. Sign.

[1kagome1rini]

tell him what you told me tell him what you told me thats not true hes lying thats not what you told me! xD lmao

[brettchrisfilms]

19 people checked out this mother fucker

[dudewhereami56]

@brettchrisfilms nice try boss

[Naruto0519]

When people do that to me, I say "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE!"

Only they can't hear me :(

[airwings13]

"when u hear the crash* "wear are my shoes,yes, where are my shoes, have u seen my shoes. fuck it I'm going shoeless. I'm going out shoeless"

"u want to go together, no u wait for the next group" LMFAO!!!!

[seeBreerun3]

this just isnt anywhere near as funny when you cant see what hes doing XD

[JayFMA]

"is your name Monkey.Fuckinga.Coconut sir?!" LOL!!! XD

[thatswhatsheread]

that was fucking hilarious, everything about this was so true.

[MonsterCupcake88]

WHAT DID YOU STOP RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80

[MonsterCupcake88]

Check out this motha fucka lol best part

[weststreetbikes]

lollllll hilarious and true

[gennasparkles]

do you have a pen no one has a pen can you remember my SHIT?

[neowolf420]

something a about thumbs

[2301JR]

Tell HIM what u TOLD ME!! :D

[DHC2500]

Check out this mutha fukca! Check out THIS mutha fucka!

[em91198able]

17 people didn't know it really was their fault.

[TheMusic812]

i got an add about cars when i watched this.no joke.

[Michaela2585]

@TheMusic812 i got an ad about pac man... NO JOKE O_O

[TheMusic812]

@Michaela2585 omigosh, no way.

[writersbuuny]

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL THIS HORRIBLE DAMAGE JUST BY HOW IT FEELS!!!

[CODExREDxPRODUCTIONS]

theres 666 likes. so i must break this awful number

[DEMY160]

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

[redblood233]

monkey fuckin a coconut mfc

[otakuRo0]

theres people everywhere! their like building bleachers on the side walk and shit. people coming out of bushes "what accident!" lmao

[otakuRo0]

is your name monkey fucking a coconut sir? mfc is that you? mfc

[bluefavorites]

15 people don't have pens

[1Icedout1]

can u remeber all my shyt lol

[SSKBY30]

this is wat i call lol

[SSKBY30]

LOL

[Logan15able]

even if i was blind i would know this is damaged!

[Exoticbeauty728]

"Why did u stop at a redlight and let me hit u doing 80?!"lol

[PhantomCyborg]

My conversation: "Man, I was in my bedroom, then I heard it so I a came out. Then I rushed outside to see what happened." Giggidy

[gtavicecityfan02]

dude there was just a car crash right at this moment and everyone did the ame shit as dane mentioned "i was just watching tv then i heard it so i came out" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[faithlove007]

CO-CO-NUT!

[vampireskillall]

why did u stop at a red light while i was doing 80!!!!!!!!!!! like if this has actullly happened to u

[teion5]

if your chines:aAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[kawaiianimegurl]

OKAY...you got it!, sign!

[DarthWar7]

same thing goes for explosions

[Mrnorberto2453]

is dane cook retardet? hes not that funny hes the worst comedian ive ever heard and ive heard george lopez do stand up

[timelapsecommathe]

@Mrnorberto2453 going to spell anything right or....?

[tobiawsome123]

@Mrnorberto2453 then why click on his Video?

[NavyKidz]

@Mrnorberto2453 everyone has opinions. . .

[macz24daddy1]

@Mrnorberto2453 Thats not really ture but every have there own opinion but if your going to talke shit dont click on the video

[TheZebraMan100]

@Mrnorberto2453 You sir are the "retardet" one for having a poor sense of humor, I think you just aren't mature enough to understand anything.

[avgnrule]

fuck shoes look at this guy shoes hahaha

[crazyteen3450]

what?, you were in your basement? he was in his living- I was in my kitchen cleaning a dish, I was really cleaning and i heard it so i came out

[lilpheaser725]

it took me 3 minutes to figure out it was a picture

[crazyteen3450]

@lilpheaser725 XD i did the same thing i was like wholy fuck he is still

[davgabe]

This jerk off should lose his vocal cords, the biggest douche bag alive

[TheShredder3433]

What's this? it looks like a monkey fucking a coconut. Is that your name?

Monkeyfucking Acoconut. Is that you MFC

[TheShredder3433]

if your asian, if your asian it's different.

if your asian it's "AAAAAHHHH!:

[dragonxyisha]

@TheShredder3433 dude im asian

[avgnrule]

@dragonxyisha and



[marbooney]

I heard it in my kitchen. Cleaning a dish, and I came out..

[petlover72704]

LOL I love Dane Cook is a sexy motherfucker!

[GothicKingCobra52]

Is your name monkey fucking a coconut sir, MFC is that you MFC, thats a monkey that could be a melon looks like a cocoNUT

[sshhitrollsdownhill]

can you remember all my shit?

[TheDJAirways]

If your Chinese "WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAA"

[juroku9]

14 people are pissed that no one had thier shoes on!

[rockcandylove123]

hahaha

my mom while driving: "Jeez!"

my dad: "What the fuck!!!"

me: *going 25* "oh god, theyre coming, oh god, slow down, slow down..."

....im an extremely cautious driver....lol

[jeremybiggs]

this is pretty fuckin funny if youve ever been in an accident

[mrhjio88]

like when my house brunt down people shoeles wereing pjs

[yamanakafan2010]

14 people obviously dont have genitals XD

[downwegoagain]

lmfao. 

[shellycris93]

i was in my kitchen and i heard it so i CAME out lol

[squirreljester2]

Somehow he's unfunnier just listening to the audio.

[jessiebookout]

@squirreljester2 because of his hand gestures and body motions haha

[TheScottishwolf]

@squirreljester2 his stage presense is what makes him legend

[Lotsoffun111]

@squirreljester2 Ya cause hes humour his him running around the stage, hes joke arent funny at all

[snowboardfulya]

@Lotsoffun111 look no offense but your english sucks :D his him hes joke arent??? yep, butchering a language within a second IS indeed possible :D

[gotGodandHislove]

@squirreljester2 It's cuz he's like a body language artist :) he's so good at that!

[FutureUSAPresident]

@squirreljester2 I know right I get very bored

[0leeyka0]

that happened on my street and i just had to go outside XD

[Jennifer123001]

Lol.....officer thats not what he told me he's lying officer

[obeythewarus]

lol

[osiris3yhn]

haha thats some funny shit

[HemiPowah]

14 people are wearing shoes!

[igniteforlifexo]

13 people are the ones who missed the accident....

[aDarkApple]

thoses 13 people who dislike. you dont have a life!!!!!!!!!! you dont know whats funny. thumbs up if u agree

[Uberleet123123]

@aDarkApple stop trying to get thumbs up, retard

[234Assassin]

@Uberleet123123 I agree with you

[drewskies1alad]

says you..................retard

[Uberleet123123]

@drewskies1alad I didn't ask for all these thumbs up. Dumbass

[xKILLJOYxSORROWSx]

@Uberleet123123 i find this ironic XP

[Uberleet123123]

@xKILLJOYxSORROWSx I didn't try to get thumbs up.

[aDarkApple]

thoses 13 people who dislike. you dont have a life!!!!!!!!!!

[deathbysunrise66]

good quality

[xoxXTessXxox]

Check out this mutha fuckaa(;

hahaa, so truuue.

[fangster88]

fuck shoes!

[QuadRunner250]

if someone cuts me off im gonna be like " check out this muthafucka... check out this muthafucka"

[SuicideSquadHQ]

Terrible black person impression.

Funny though

[TotooLovee01]

13 people dont likee car accidentss! (:

[doubleB745]

@TotooLovee01 that was a bad way to look at it. i mean i got what u meant, but if u got into a car accident, and you're mom was with u, and she went through the window and landed in a pile of dog shit, you'd hate car crashes like everyone else.. xD!

[chubbybunnyreipon]

out of all dane cook's, i think i love this one the most=)

[shizuka139]

I'm always like "Check out this motherfucker! The fuck you doing?!" The car wreck stuff is true. xD

[VampWolf23]

LOL!!! This is SO true!!! XD

[VampWolf23]

LOL!!! XD

[sydneyeliset]

Love this skit, so funny!

but Kool Aid still will be my favorite forever!

[MacKenzie7151]

Ummm.... HELLOOOO... UMM HI, HELLOOO? haha oh dats niceee(:

[BakesCakez]

13 people got in a car accident and didn't have a pen :)

[tsmetal]

why are so many people saying he's the worst comic ever? i dont get it. its like if enough people are hating him people just join in the hate

[waffle474]

cock

[bianca116300]

your name is monkey fucking a coconut? MfC?

[shmolderhydrates]

Shoes.? No No. Fuck Shoes.! Hahaa

[MichiinaCupcake]

is your nammme a monkey fucking a coconut sir?

XD

[MrRavingRayman]

if you like the fact that he says that " is you name monkey fucking a coconut" then you should watch the video, Up Butt Coconut.

[13doinurmomz13]

today there have been recent reports of monkey fucking a coconut police officers have been scouting the area they already have captured 15 monkeys' fucking coconut

[xXsirXknifeXx]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CHHCK!!!!!

[niterider4000]

is your name "monkey fucking a coconut?"

[lemondude123456]

dane cook is a funny ass muthafucka

[angelscanbeemo2]

what show is this from i wanna c it live

[davgabe]

You`re an idiot Cook and not funny at all, a total douche

[InfiniteStoryteller9]

@davgabe So, who's your idea of a good comedian? Share with the class.

[cataphract333]

@davgabe Nice trolling, it seems your the douchebag in this situation......

[jester5891]

@davgabe so why did you look him up jackass??

[Nomad5334]

@davgabe You comment on all his stuff with complains, just shut up.

[AmericangurlLanie]

If it it helps in your investigation i was in my kitchen cleaning a dish and i heard it so i came out XD hahahahah

[tinkerbell30945]

hes the best

[davgabe]

he sucks the worst comedian ever