Man, I love it when Ralphie says he wants the BB gun quickly, smiles at Santa, and gets pushed down by Santa's foot after he was told, "You'll shoot eye out, kid."
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HA HA I"ll never forget seeing this movie for the first time in theaters when it was new. I think I was like 5 or 6, and I've watched it EVERY christmas since. Classic movie, great memories...
the reason lil' Ralphie reacts like that is because both his mom and dad have told him the same thing and so he's shocked when Santa tells it to him to. And of course, at the end of the movie when he gets his bb gun he does indeed come close to hitting himself in the eye with it.
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the first time i watched this i was about 9 or so, and it was christmas eve, I woke up the next morning, and what did I get, a red ryder bb gun, it was the meaningful thing I've ever gotten
Best Christmas movie EVER. The Narrationm is pure genius!
Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
yeah i like when she goes up call the other kids mom and i love every word of "mrs. schwartz do you know what ralph just said? and do you know where he heard it "probably from his father" NO heard he heard it from your son then the mom goe WHAT WHAT! and then you hear her beating the friend and he's going what i do mom what i do? i didnt do nothing!lol merry christmas.
I've never seen a Santa at a mall where there was a slide. They should have that everywhere there is a santa. Watching screaming kids go down a slide is awesome.
For anyone keeping count, Ralphie says he wants the Red Ryder BB Gun 28 times throughout the course of the movie. Thats approximately once every three minutes and 20 seconds.
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle....youll shoot your eye out kids... merry christmas ho.ho.ho. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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MrLolloSeheil 1 month ago
That little kid didn't just slide down that hellish slide...my childhood went too lol
TheSorrowGear90 2 months ago
it will shoot your eye out kid NOOOOOO LOl
Thibish1 2 months ago
This is my favorite movie clip of all time!!!!!
sabeth17 2 months ago
lolololol. man i love those one liners. and this scene gets me every year.
acedaface954 2 months ago
This reminds me when I was a kid and I always wished for the more expensive stuff.
Merry Christmas everyone; don't shoot your eye out
BlueKewne 2 months ago
This scene sums up the entire movie. Gun, shoot your eye out kid, NOOOO!!
EverybodyLovesAlf 2 months ago
press 2 over and over to make him hump the slide :D
masterface2 2 months ago
XD!!!!
TheAlia918 2 months ago
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FarfetchdForDinner 3 months ago
I lOve his face after santa says youll shoot your eye out kid! LOL
01woodzyful 4 months ago 2
He wants a what ?
JonathanMichaelSpain 4 months ago
@JonathanMichaelSpain He said, "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle"
BoSoxnation1972 2 months ago
I'll show this clip to my kids and say
"This is what Santa does if you're a shithead!"
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moeezS 8 months ago
Poor little Drew Carey.
tf2whackyengineer 11 months ago
Ho ho ho. Nooooooooo!!!!
solidmario1 1 year ago
Man, I love it when Ralphie says he wants the BB gun quickly, smiles at Santa, and gets pushed down by Santa's foot after he was told, "You'll shoot eye out, kid."
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komatarijuhz 1 year ago
@komatarijuhz the word "sucker appeared on my hand" ...weird
UterKiller 1 year ago
Ho Ho Fricady Ho !
JJPDaily 1 year ago
Bastard santa clause
SIGNALSTAT 1 year ago
Ho.... Ho.... Ho.....
beautifulvampiress13 1 year ago
That face at 0:05 is the meaning of life...
Johanproducties 1 year ago 23
@Johanproducties and the face at 0:10 is the meaning of reality.
nejirox51693 3 months ago 2
lol santa's a dick
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Johanproducties 1 year ago
The funniest part of it to me is when he lands at the bottom and just stares.
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3 people have shot their eye out
legh101 1 year ago
Yay! It comes on today and tomorrow! Merry Christmas y'all
CuteCreamcake 1 year ago
@gingercady007 me too lol
Shadowfax2125 1 year ago
I want a slide like that in my living room. LOL
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TylerFlip12 1 year ago
LOL XD
MegaCoffeecat 1 year ago
0:19 EPIC FACE!!!
MrSupercalvin 1 year ago
Classic. Merry Christmas everybody! :)
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the three people that disliked this shot their eyes out
subsonicsnake 1 year ago
yo any body up in here miss tha 90s?
OGTmak 1 year ago 2
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This movie was made in the 80's lol
Coonshake 1 year ago
@Coonshake i kno, im just sayin dat wuz wen i wuz a kid and i saw it, good times, gooooooooood times
OGTmak 1 year ago
@OGTmak BIG TIME!!!!! Miss my old Nickelodeon shows! lol!
cultclassicnerd 1 year ago
Two people dislike this. Two people are Grinches.
ChuChu353 1 year ago 2
@ChuChu353 try 3
tkdfrank 1 year ago
@ChuChu353 or they shot their eye out :/
16reynoso 1 year ago
rofl
709SubZero 1 year ago
My favourite part of the whole movie. Just to see his mouth drop... CLASSIC. LMAO
bassplayer3332001 1 year ago
Man, that santa was a jackass.
PhazonIsAwesome 1 year ago
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lilchuy510 1 year ago
Back then movies were good. :D
PhazonIsAwesome 1 year ago
shit am in glad my parents watch this every december
NJhellturd 1 year ago
HA HA I"ll never forget seeing this movie for the first time in theaters when it was new. I think I was like 5 or 6, and I've watched it EVERY christmas since. Classic movie, great memories...
SinCityMcGraw75 1 year ago 2
Poor little Drew Carey.
tf2whackyengineer 2 years ago 3
@tf2whackyengineer thats not drew carey...
musicislife571 1 year ago
Merry Christmas!
HOOO, HOOO, HOOO! lol
luxurious297 2 years ago 2
Haha classic! That Santa is such an asshole.
tehkittehs 2 years ago
@tehkittehs This made me looll.
PhazonIsAwesome 1 year ago
i luv this movie!!! haha...poor ralphie!
skooterlvr13 2 years ago
best MOVIE EVA!
tmoneygramz 2 years ago
This is great! They ought to make a movie.
Oglenthorne 2 years ago
i love this part
kallus98 2 years ago
youll shoot your eye out, kid.
TylerFlip12 2 years ago
That Santa always creeped me out. His eyes look like they're bugging out of his head. XD
spanishspeaker35435 2 years ago
Lmao. This is still the greatest Christmas movie in existence. I've watched it every year since I was like 6 and the story never gets old.
Tim92G 2 years ago
santa is so rude lol.
JenkBigQ 2 years ago
Ralph looks like Drew Carey.
mkend3 2 years ago 4
he does sorta
atomicfartcow 2 years ago
my absolute favorite movie! Merry Christmas hooo hooo hoo
Tightskatejeans 2 years ago
listen after santa tells ralphie to the music right when ralphie's face changes
specktacular14 2 years ago 2
the reason lil' Ralphie reacts like that is because both his mom and dad have told him the same thing and so he's shocked when Santa tells it to him to. And of course, at the end of the movie when he gets his bb gun he does indeed come close to hitting himself in the eye with it.
drawandstrike 2 years ago
Haha. Man if i was that boys dad i would be like. go kill someone. and merry christmas
MavrickFilms 2 years ago
santa let him down like a peice of shit lol o no!
2332myke 2 years ago
classic
actionjackson1001 2 years ago
love how Ralphies face changes when Santa tells him
MrBlackhawk2010 2 years ago
lol lmao pause it at :06 and look at santa's face, like what the fuck!
Kingvenom7 2 years ago
how old is this movie
saske393 2 years ago
from 82 or 83
Kingvenom7 2 years ago
"You'll shoot your eye out kid", classic
crazydudetz 2 years ago 2
This is my most favorite scene in the movie!
godzillajrp805 2 years ago
i love that line
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CrazzeTrey24 3 years ago
Hey that kid reminds me of someone I know.
DanielofDarkness 3 years ago
"HO...HO.....HO!!!!!"
HAH!! XD
Lach1234 3 years ago 7
THIS IS SPARTA!!! *kicks Ralphie*
Hax0rVash 3 years ago 59
@Hax0rVash Lmao!
nc08638 1 year ago
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THIS...IS...SANTA!!!!!!
KingCommando32 9 months ago
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
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obione607 3 years ago
this is his face :) then his face O,O
Imagination59 3 years ago
It's not truly christmas until you've heard that line: "You'll shoot your eye out kid"
jebock92 3 years ago 74
That santa and his elves are mean sons of bitches!!! lol hahahaha
skateboarder178 3 years ago 3
My favorite scene from the movie. When even the big man turns you down, you're screwed.
cwk12782 3 years ago
What a great movie! That santa deserves to get kicked in the package! HO HO HO!
trimdaddydog 3 years ago
the first time i watched this i was about 9 or so, and it was christmas eve, I woke up the next morning, and what did I get, a red ryder bb gun, it was the meaningful thing I've ever gotten
HylineHighTimes 3 years ago
Best Christmas movie EVER. The Narrationm is pure genius!
Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
Ralphie: Schwartz!
arvydas0069 3 years ago 7
yeah i like when she goes up call the other kids mom and i love every word of "mrs. schwartz do you know what ralph just said? and do you know where he heard it "probably from his father" NO heard he heard it from your son then the mom goe WHAT WHAT! and then you hear her beating the friend and he's going what i do mom what i do? i didnt do nothing!lol merry christmas.
carlinj832000 3 years ago
I love this movie. The marathon is on tonight at 8:00pm on TBS!!!!!! I'm so excited! Merry Christmas!
mississippiwo 3 years ago 5
hahaha HO HO HO!!
grandmashortbread 3 years ago
haa i love this movie. but it does get old after it's literally played an entire straight day. but still funny i guess =)
bBageLBiteS 3 years ago
Them were the meanest elves Ive ever seen!! HAHA! Great movie!!
hardrockin96 3 years ago 3
Love this movie!
magictricks3 3 years ago 6
lol his face at the end is priceless!!
dylanfan16 3 years ago 7
yeah both he and randy are lyin there like blobs.lol
carlinj832000 3 years ago
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lmfao.that niggas boot on his face
monkeycudgel 3 years ago
I've never seen a Santa at a mall where there was a slide. They should have that everywhere there is a santa. Watching screaming kids go down a slide is awesome.
solfegg 3 years ago 6
@solfegg lol
16reynoso 1 year ago
For anyone keeping count, Ralphie says he wants the Red Ryder BB Gun 28 times throughout the course of the movie. Thats approximately once every three minutes and 20 seconds.
MartinAndSandy4Ever 3 years ago 5
pwned by mall santa
jimmyjoefro 3 years ago 4
"You'll run the bill up."
ckla69 3 years ago 4
"Oh I hate the smell of Tapioca! Ho! Ho! Ho!"
ApparitionZ 3 years ago 2
that santa is a jerk lol especially for the 40's heh heh
RetroGirl85 3 years ago 3
the hole movie is mine favortie way too hard to pick a favortie part
goreds03 3 years ago
No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle....youll shoot your eye out kids... merry christmas ho.ho.ho. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DanniGirl22 3 years ago 3
I love this scene. I think it's my favorite from that movie. It's so funny. lol. Thanks for posting it.
whitewolf725 4 years ago 5