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  • RON PAUL 2012, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE HE WANTS TO LEGALIZE WEED, HE WANTS TO LEGALIZE FREEDOM!

  • when will weed be legal in ireland :(

  • You know your toking to much when: After being washed you still find green in your clothes... You stub out your joint...then realise there is still a smoke or two left and pick it up again. You can't remember the last time you wasn't high. You plan your day so that when you do have to talk to people your coming down...which you find a bit stressful so you role another.

  • That was a great way to have the vid cut off haha. A carrot in his ass haha

  • HAHAHAHAAAAA!

  • 553 has a carrot op there ass!

  • Carrot? Ass? Lol I was thinking the ol classic trick, marker to face drawings lol

  • Some one put wip cream up my when I passed out

  • Now and Because!!! Soulful meaningful funky rocking swinging heart felt music. Please listen. My funky buddha makes me sing, my funky buddha makes me swing. McDonalds is a drug, Coca Cola is a drug, Jesus is a drug,....even love is a drug. Praise, praise praise the buddha. Slave, slave slave, to the buddha. Sway, sway, sway to the buddha. Subscribe: NowandBecuase!

  • new stoney channel here

  • tequllla

  • Funny shiit

  • Who the Hell is Dave chappelle ?

  • My name is frank.....

  • 552 people are black

  • new stoney channel here

  • its so true about white people documenting what they did to get fucked up

  • Fuck carrots!

  • new stoney channel here

  • rthis noigga^^^^^uph....,.,.../iam higgth

  • oh my that's fucking funny

    frank fell asleep so we stuck a carrot up his ass

  • Come back please!!!!!!

  • @DiabloMercy  if you don't like him. Why did you click on this video. do you really it. Did you really have nothing else to do then. to go and complain about someone more successful then yourself?

  • dave chapelle YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO COMEDY, GO BACK TO UR GHETTO U VULGAR SHIT TALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • He probably smoked a shit load of weed with Joe Rogan

  • Calm down mother fuckers, you win by default! Lol

  • His views on the way black and white people act after smoking cannabis do not ring true.

  • My mission in life is to educate people about the medicinal properties of crack cocaine, & promote its legalization. People should stop wasting their time supporting the losing cause of legalization of pot, & get on the bandwagon for legalization of crack instead. Cocaine is a NATURAL product, extracted from coca plant leaves. Crack cocaine is achieved by heating cocaine with baking soda & water. This removes any impurities & turns the coke into a smokeable form, with many healing uses.

  • @SmokeCrackJack lmfao weed is going to be legal before crack is bro....crack is not a natural substance btw

  • @homemovies1012 Cocaine is a NATURAL product, extracted from coca plant leaves, similar to THC. Crack cocaine is achieved by heating cocaine with baking soda & water. This removes any impurities & turns the coke into a smokeable form, with many healing uses.

  • @SmokeCrackJack i know cocaine is but it is mixed with other chemicals.....just putting my opinion in...if i had my way all drugs would be legal....making them illegal obviously isnt stopping anyone that wants to do them from doing them...good luck with ur "lifes goal" lol while ur campaigning for crack maybe u should do something for weed?

  • @homemovies1012 If you read my comment properly, you'd see I said the process "...removes any impurities...".

  • @SmokeCrackJack it has unnatural chemicals in it bro....gl with ur thing im not going to have a youtube fight over drugs....

  • @homemovies1012 You're thinking of crystal meth. Crack only has pure coke & some baking soda, because the cooking process removes anything the powder coke was cut with. Even your pot has more crap in it than crack.

  • @SmokeCrackJack wtf is wrong with you pot has nothing included in it its plant matter crack is mixed with gasoline baking soda and ammonia mixed with pure cocaine in and cooked and crack wouldent help the adhd kids they would make em so crazy theyde prolly instantly have a heart attack your fucked up in the head trying to glamourize crack my dad lost his job cus of crack

  • @pur3k0 uh ur dad lost his job because he was stupid enough to do crack

  • @homemovies1012 Listen, I think that crack should be included in all school lunches, what do you think? It would help the ADHD kids.

  • @SmokeCrackJack healing uses yeah if these uses include stealing to support your habit , smoking up your paycheck or not giving 10 fucks about your hygene!

  • hit 6 than pause for half a second and hit 7 tell me what you hear

  • 550 people think Kevin hart is funny and insightful lol

  • Calm down mother fuckers, u win by default!!!

  • I'm smoking weed now...got to watch some chappelle

  • Press 6 to get fucken smashed man

  • check out my new stoney channel :D

  • I’ve hear Rick Santorum wants to make marijuana legal so I will be voting for Rick santorum this time.

  • @FellowRepublican

    rick santorum does not want to make marijuana legal…you idiot. Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate who wants to make marijuana legal.

  • Exactly....Ron Paul wrote HR 2306 which would end the Federal prohibition of cannabis. Unfortunately, he cannot get the bill sent to committee due to other Texas Congressman and woman are actively blocking him, including the committee chairman..who is also a Texan.

  • @matt0is0here Bad News, Ron Paul doesn't want to legalize it either.

    He just wants to give the power to the States. The states can still keep it illegal.

  • @bmoney2011

    you sir are a fucking fraud.

  • @matt0is0here do you honestly think he'd be doing so well with the Republican primaries if that was one of his main campaign goals? Be reasonable.

  • @bmoney2011

    stop bluffing, you said Ron Paul doesn't want to legalize marijuana. you have to admit you made a mistake.

  • @matt0is0here there is no candidate that wants to legalize weed...

  • @blazelmtdedtn

    yeah Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate who wants to make marijuana legal. Research it numb nuts.

  • @matt0is0here how about you do some research. ending the war on drugs =/= legalization. all he would do is let the states decide which means nothing would really change. also it wont pass anyway because the president cant just wave a magic wand and shit happens. it has to go through congress and they're all to financially invested in pharmaceutical companies and other industries hemp would burden to allow it to pass.

  • @matt0is0here it wont be legal it would be tolerated still illegal they just wont hassle you for it

    in 1966 the UN announced no courtney can legalize weed only tolerate it

    the Netherlands did exactly that

  • @matt0is0here nope, he wants to leave it up to the states

  • @matt0is0here then im voting Ron Paul xD

  • @matt0is0here ron paul for life nigger :3

  • Carrot in ass? nahhhh. I give people a sharpie makeover ;P

  • Rapid Fire Marketing (OTC Pink: RFMK) announced today that Medical Cannabis Management (MCM), has selected a producer for the new THC e-Cig and is beginning production. The new THC e-Cig is expected to be ready for the market within 30 days.

    The name of the product will be revealed once trademark searches are complete. In addition, MCM is in negotiations with entities that will enable the new product to gain significant market share once on the market.

  • watch my comedy channel here :D

  • Frank Fell asleep so we stuck a Caret in his Ass !! LMAO

  • you have to smoke 3/4 of your body weight to overdose and ther have been no deaths in the history of the world from weed. ( there are deaths from smoke though) but ur gonna die some day anyway so smoking weed really isnt that bad 4 all u haters

  • And fuck carrots. 

  • Weed is like an innoncent recreation.

  • hahah xD i want to share a joint with him <3

  • @albanmaster You and me both man.

  • i love weed. coome to my channel for some chill bong tokes

  • ok weed has 2 negative side effects, so what? nothing is perfect! the good outweigh the bad by far, legalize...

  • @PlasmaCake Weed kills, Jesus saves! The good Lord does not want people smoking the plants He so lovingly gave us. It's not too late to avoid Hell... donate to my ministry, & the power of my congregation's prayer will save you from eternal damnation. See my channel for details. Bless you.

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff weed doesn't and hasn't killed anyone, ever! Get your facts straight about both weed and religion before you start preaching to people. What you believe is YOUR belief. YOURS. You should study consciousness and quantum physics and you will discover what 'god' actually is and you will also discover that Christianity, just like pretty much every other religion, is just a primitive and usually vastly outdated expression of an inherent trait of the mind and universe.

  • @ASBO1THE1GREAT YOU MY BLASPHEMOUS FRIEND ARE A PAWN OF SATAN. Keep smoking your devil weed & join your brothers in the Lake of Fire.

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff Troll Harder

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff Excellent show of trolling; I'll give you a 9/10...this is trolling of the highest level...

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff Its 2012 and people still believe in a magical fairy in the sky. Your scared of death thats why you continue to believe this shit. Its not the right path its dillusion

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff Nobody has ever died from smoking weed. Look it up.

  • People, let us all pray for epicmonkee. He is a victim of childhood sexual abuse, & has chosen a path of drug abuse to try & escape the pain. Pray that he will see the light, & allow Jesus into his heart to heal him. † † †

  • @PastorBillSuttcliff 4/10 Troll harder

  • CALM DOWN MTF***'Z YOU WON BY DEFAULT **** hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • thumbs up if you wanna smoke weed with dave chappelle

  • OMG UGUYS R SO STOPID MY FRENDS ALL OVERDOSED ON MARIJUANA NEEDLES

  • Once i was really high i swear i saw a pig when i was in the middle of the woods!

  • You may not overdose on weed, but it can cause medical issues that kill you. Ie bulding up plaque in the blood streams resulting in a Stroke

  • @Ibeatyou23 your thinking of cigarettes, its the tobacco that does that.

  • @Ibeatyou23 There have been no deaths related to smoking recorded among weed-only smokers.

  • I smoke to get away from my problems.. Not to take on yours !!!! Weak!!!

  • people talkin about natural highs and blah blah bull shit..weed is natural in that it grows but its physical in the fact that you feel that shit and you know your high lol so people sayin they dont need it and they feel great ha well keep bein happy but im happy and high bitches!

  • lol @ the fucks who think weeds bad

  • Like if u smoke weed

  • @DJonX7 Fine I'll like but I will also smoke this bowl in your honor. Now how do you feel about that!

  • @PostsVids I feel amazing.

  • @DJonX7 dude So do I!

  • @PostsVids I'm so glad you do bro, but you know, I don't have to smoke to feel this way! it's all in the head! XD I should try it sometime... hmm.. But keep smokin if you feel GREAT from it! XD

  • 548 people woke up with a carrot stuck in their ass.

  • Haha, he was bang on about falling asleep around white dudes. They always gotta pull pranks and shit. =P

  • 548 people got carrots stuck up their ass

  • @datash105 You are a retarded naïve dumbass if you are that gullible to believe this if you do

  • @nevernotbooming I love how you take the time to make the i on naive to have to dots.

  • @datash105 you are a retard

  • 25271 people have stop smoking weed with black people

  • @datash105 you can't overdose on weed, dumbass

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  • @yashiaku You can overdose on weed, just like any other drug. It's just very, very difficult.

  • @ecbfilms002

    That is like getting drunk on chocolate with alcoholic filling. You'd probably puke on the overdose of lactose first before you get drunk off of the alcohol filling.

  • @ecbfilms002 It's practically impossible. You mould have to smoke ~10,000 joints in an hour to overdose and you would die from carbon monoxide poisoning before that.

  • @yashiaku you can overdose on it, you just can't die from overdosing on it. you smoke to much weed and fall asleep, that's overdosing. The thc doesn't attack the part of the brain that controls involuntary muscle control so you can't die from it.

  • In my country we have a custom with newly-wed wives. They are shared with the husband's male friends after he has her for one night. My turn with my neighbor's wife comes tonight! I have prepared a bed of thumbtacks, so she will feel pain when I impale her. She will call out to Allah for mercy on her wicked soul. When I am finished with her, I will smoke a blunt & put her out in the rain with our dog for the night. Her husband will pick her up in the morning. Praise Allah!

  • @yashiaku course you can dude, buddy of mine did. smoked too mucch ths idiot

  • @Krakthor you dumbass, you can't die of weed..nobody did!

  • @gummel82 As one scientist, that was analysing Cannabis effects on humans, once said, "...the only way this could hurt you is, if a bale of it dropped on your head"!

  • @gummel82 well i can just tell you what I've seen, which is him having to go to hospital after smoking a bong with a 2 gramm weed head.

  • @Krakthor The hell is a two gram weed head? Also, it's probably because the smoke affected his system more than it regularly would, possibly because he had a respiratory infection. Or he took too big a hit and held it too long and passed out from a lack of oxygen. All I know is that I've seen people smoke and I myself have smoked 2 grams of weed in maybe a 2-3 hour window, and all that happens is you get fuuucked up and tired lol.

  • @Brotassium00 putting two grams of weed in a bong and smoking it in like 5 seconds.

  • hahahaha this is hilarious who else is high as fuck

  • @TPizzle83 motherr fuck ur bitch ass

  • weed is horrible my brother died from an overdose

  • @datash105 Whatever you god damn liar.

  • @datash105 its physically impossible to overdose on weed

  • @datash105 you cant over dose on weed dumbass

  • @hater0rsk8ter Well technically you can overdose on weed. But it would take a lot of weed. If you smoked like 100 pounds of weed in one day, still would not be enough. Of course you'd probably pass out and be pretty happy before you got past 20 pounds.

  • @RubberToadstools Yeah, you'd die of suffocation from all the smoke before you overdosed on enough THC to kill you. It's possible with concentrated extract through a needle, but honestly no normal person is doing that.

  • @TehTyg13 dude.... after I wrote that comment I watched the movie "Enter the Void" oh man, it is trippy as fuck.

  • @datash105 you are trollin' NO ONE has EVER died from weed alone. That weed was laced with something else because he could not OD on just weed. You are a fucking retard... I am glad your brother is dead from smoking PCP on some dirt weed

  • @datash105 you might be the dumbest motherfucker to ever comment on a youtube video hahaha

  • @datash105 on heroin, not weed

  • Smoke weed errrday

  • I remember one time my friend passed out and we stuck a carrot up his ass.

  • WHERE MY STONERS AT?!

    Show that you smoke weed WITH PRIDE!

    FUCK THE POLICE FUCK SOCIETY that denies us the right to pursue our happiness.

    4 - 2 - 0 ALL DAY BAYBEEE! 

  • what does he mean when he says "you win by default?"

  • @tionlover they shouldnt be happy that he wants to smoke with them because he cant smoke with anyone else so he has to smoke with them

  • @tionlover he means because there are no other candidates for him to pick from (apparently) therefore by default he has to pick white people to smoke with. It's just a quip.

  • @Nookster123 if he doesn't know what he means by saying they win by default he's unluckly to know what you mean by saying its a quip haha

  • @hellojmister Unfortunately most probably true, it's hard to talk to stupid people eh? ;-)

  • dave chappelle is a funy bstard

  • ama smoke weed till my lungz colappes

  • smoke weed everyday

  • @fillyblizz errday

  • Why are people cheering when he says he stopped smoking weed? Don't see how this would be a good thing.

  • @soad550 ikr. i woulda been like "why!?!?!?"

  • smoke dat high grade!

  • i smoke weed 3600000000000000 seconds a year

  • so we like stuck a carrot in his ass

    lmfao.

  • @MyFaceBurns Its not nearly as bad as alchohol or smoking, and has NEVER directly killed someone.

  • SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY. R.I.P NATE DOGG

  • weed is everything I need <3

  • @ICproductions2020

    Guys dont listen to 2020 why would you follow rush limboure he thinks chanie is good

    plus if you voted you belive everybody get the same taxs

  • Can I get a coffee and a blunt?

    And 19 dozen donuts?

  • I'm so high but at the end I wad like WTF lol

  • Frank fell asleep so we stuck a carrot up his ass.

    LMAO!

  • 4 bong hits maan

  • 544 people got a carrot in their ass.

  • Thumbs up if You Get High:

  • Almost eleven million people viewed this video,come on man why not just legalize the stuff and make everyone happy! Duuuuuuuude!

  • f'in SMASHED man!! lol

  • So true, so true

  • Most viewed Dave chappele video on youtube :D

  • @bodders.

    That may be true but the fact your missing is that weed itself does not kill people. Drug cartels kill people for weed. All problems that would be fixed if it was legalized. It's the same concept as prohibition and what the mob did to get alcohol in the country.

  • @britta227 not sure if i would want weed to be legalized..legalizing weed means government control of weed and i don't really want to pay quadruple the amount for it. The last thing i want is to have capitalist assholes get their grubby little hands on a another commodity and making a fortune. A lot of small time drug dealers would be out of work.

  • @britta227 ther shudn`t b any law about it@all just like ther`s no law preventing u from growing apples in ur yard!then nobody wud have 2buy from any drug cartels,but if u want it then u r free 2grow it@home+use it as u wish! 4those who don`t smoke or r against it,then don`t use it or grow it+mind ur own business! i do agree legalizing means that it`s illegal 2have or posses in the1st place,same as it being depenalised or decriminalised! it`s still some fucked up prohibition law that don`t work!