Steven Seagal Against Bones

[ahindat2]

this video summed up. crack AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[XChromeboyX]

I was like, what kind of video is this? Then I was laughing my ass off.

[berzerker11]

high IQ movies

[TheFed97]

aikido rules!

[99XM]

@TheFed97 THIS IS NOT AIKIDO.

[MrBrawlerkid]

at 1:29 which movie is that??

[bobblopes1]

@MrBrawlerkid Into the Sun

[MrBrawlerkid]

@bobblopes1 Thanks man!

[tonyrocco55]

"71" bones??? Sounds more like 1,071!!!

[LcplHabon]

Seagal - Shit... I lost count

Bones- 0

[enyaw86]

4 people have been diagnosed by doctors as "quivering bags of jelly"

[2124161]

as if the bones were from sticks xD lmfao wtf XDD

[GavSalkeld]

Wheres the cool-looking one at 1:43 from?

[Rpodnee]

8/10 for brutality, 4/10 for variety.

[TheMonsterMadness]

In the first few videos i watched, Seagal was beating up black and hispanic people and i thought he was a racist. He's no racist, he hates just about everybody!!

[whocarez]

Steven Seagal is Jason Voorhees!

[swimmerinstinct]

4 ppl got their bones broken by seagal

[retardno002]

aikido - the way of fighting without fighting... I guess he missed that part of the lesson.

[strongman17]

He's like the anti-calcium...

[BlazeUpBoy]

steven seagal likes his wings "boneless" lol

[skullcrusher301]

You need a video of all the special kills of Steven Segul like when he kicked the terrorist off the front of the train in Under Siege 2

[AdeoNsk]

What a hero

[phenomforever825mjfp]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!

[cjbartle]

he breaks more wrists than anything

[MaddDogg81]

He is mostly just dislocating bone joints. And when you break someones neck you aren't breaking the vertebra you're severing or crushing the nerves. I think that's how it works

[DrunkDriverXL]

4 people got their bones broken by Steven Seagal

[strudel89]

90 percent of his victims are either black,mexican or chinese people

[BattousaiOfChaos]

@strudel89 I don't know. Most of the time Seagal is killing white trash in pool bars. Maybe in the newer movies it's like you describe, but he doesn't direct them. The one movie he directed was On Deadly Grounds and I think he ONLY kills white trash and oil workers in that one. It reflects Seagals hatred for vulgar cracker oppressors.

[WorldAccording2ME]

dude, try watching this while listening to some Bail Poledouris music

[HAETMUNGOR]

I'm blind, who keeps yelling and cracking their knuckles in this video? He must have really bad arthritis like my pep pep

[MrNeverataner]

just like my friend said :

"you do break dance, we do break bones."

[LawtonsChair]

Steven Seagal's parents were killed by bone joints when he was a child, so now he roams the earth exacting revenge on every bone joint he can.

[iEATkids44]

Snap Crackle Pop!

[MNLN123]

0:47 yes

[dooyeweerd]

SICK! Brilliant!!

[paladindarknite]

Aikido is often translated as "the Way of unifying (with) life energy"or as "the Way of harmonious spirit."...wtf?

[dedsawa1234]

AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

[jhohcable]

YOU LIKE TO BREAK BONES RIGHT?

MA ARM YOU FUCKER MA ARM

[ArabianBabeFanatic]

i love the audio crack ahhh crack crack ahhhhhh crack ahhh crack ahhh crack ahhh ahhh crack crack ahh ahh ahh crack ahh crack crack crack ahh ahh.......nobody beats me in the kitchen.

[DankMcstankey]

1:53... they forgot his fries.

[WCD73]

I wish Steven Seagal would do this to people that mistreat animals.

[TheRoyleProduction]

steven seagal can kill all right

[freakoutguitarsolo1]

this clip needs death metal lol

[ant123456]

OMG!...best video on youtube....seagal breaking bones = greatness

[FallingCyrax]

O.O

....He broke the guy's ankle at 0:14

He can break the guy's ankle just simple than Kurt Angle O.O

[max2gats]

@FallingCyrax fail

[WCD73]

@FallingCyrax

I love that part!!!

[Aizen1122]

so basically if you have bones and a neck while fighting Seagal, you will lose 110% of the time. oh well chuck norris

[NocturnalFoster]

The poor stuntmen.

[geitekop507]

wait was that macdonalds? 1:55

[619Drone]

LMFAO at 0:47 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OWNED!!

[1k9e8n1]

0:08 the best

[Houston4444]

sound at 0:53 LOL

[troll9555]

Americans need to send Steven Seagal to Washington

[shakin007]

Pussy!!

[tshirtjay]

SNAP...CRACKLE....POP!!!! LOL!

[MrP4trck]

The breaking sound effect @ 1:58 is so epic!!! Lmao

[saanzacs]

Real bruising stuff!!!!!

[youse12132]

0:47.

Oh man.

[Somanous]

If I was a skeleton, I'd live a flawless life because of the fear from him!

[youse12132]

Guy has to stop hurting people lol

[jnorris441]

Come on, most of these really require the participation of the crunchee

[galaxyhorsevideofilm]

Cinema at its best!

[DerOferdinger]

da machts ja nur noch *knack*

[alucard1931]

1:07 the opera music in the background...fucking epic and hilarious!

[liottaj05]

haha this shit is awesome

[RacsoHillgreen]

Steven does what he does best!

[deidjera]

'snap' aaaaah

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[lobofaca707]

this is beautiful

[reignman400]

0:36 my favourite part

[swiv2d]

I wish to 'break' that record lol hehe (pun intended) only with breaking balls

[jembry999]

Man...I haven`t laughed this hard in a long time! I really love it when the broken bone sounds like a head of lettuce being prepared for a salad!

[JackSchitt100]

at 7 seconds what movie is that

[Boynky]

it's from "Above the Law"

[Pornmaggot]

we need a special "Steven Seagal against necks"

[ptyalisme]

@Pornmaggot Hehe, but if I do this it will be just a filter of this video, because all "necks scene" are here.

[Pornmaggot]

yes, true XD

[alucard1931]

I wonder if the movie studios hired the sound effects technicians in Seagal's flicks to do nothing but bite apples all day.

[alucard1931]

@ptyalisme Do you ever go to Ruthless Reviews?...You should make "Steven Seagal vs Corpses".

[phenomforever825mjfp]

@ptyalisme he breaks a guy's neck in The Keeper

[ONENIGGER2ANOTHER]

@ptyalisme  Now you know why this fat bastard failed Chiropractic College.

[Cosmoline]

@ptyalisme Only the ones caught on film!

[WCD73]

@Pornmaggot

How about Steven Seagal against legs and backs? feet and ankles?

[Pornmaggot]

@WCD73 sure :D

[VIDEORECORDERMIKE814]

@Pornmaggot 

[ONENIGGER2ANOTHER]

Holy Shit! At 1:29 Minutes its Michael Jackson!!!

[ONENIGGER2ANOTHER]

At 1:54 Its a broke-ass Seagal robbing people of their fries at the McDonalds in Oakland!!

[ch1ngons1mon]

...Alright! Break it up!

[JackSchitt100]

The Second bone he broke wat movie was the from..it was in step brothers as well

[dOnKeYpUbEs]

DAMN NOW I WANNA LEARN AIKIDO

[986lee]

LOL!!That was a great video collection,kill those bad guys and dont do this at home kids???

[timtipton5071256]

Any other star in hollywood that had been a deputy sheriff for the past 20 years would have been tooting their own horn daily , but Seagal kept it underwraps. That speaks volumes as to his character. He is the real deal.

[SuperBob909]

Remember kids drink your milk its a great source of calcium.

[DEANLS71]

What a Fuckin Dude.. Legend end of. Loved watchin is films in the early nighties. Fuckin Great

[laranjaworm]

Seagal is one ator motherfuck... He no humild in your's movies... ¬¬

[StrongTowerAV]

I want Steven Seagal to crack my knuckles. Just once.

[ebf526]

@StrongTowerAV That's all it will take not to have them anymore.

[Ruslan824]

Seagal forever.

[close7893]

lol 1:56

[xSMIPx]

SHIT LOL ... FIVE STARS

[Boynky]

Seagal's breaking those bones like saltsticks!! crunch crunch!

[2Dopeeee]

Steven Seagal is awesome!

[gaming821]

That is epic

[zeppy215]

Seagal vs Superman! See who can break an arm first!! LOL!!

[zeppy215]

laughing so hard! It's like a Three Stooges episode gone bad. Seagal is the only stooge! He's comical!!

[AParanormalLook]

lol awesome

[71apalm]

Only break bones when someone trying to kill you

[DDBOOGER]

I think someone tried to jack his big mac outside mcdonalds

[DoomgateAmon]

1:54 he breaks some guys wrist right outside Mcdonalds good stuff

[dispuncho]

seagal is god

[SNKTHX2000]

Seagal is fucking awesome.

[peterlaserpe]

Steven seagal is the best action fighting in movie historie jes ever beter than jean-cloude van damme bruce lee and other they are good but steven seagal is the best. in real life he is 6e dan akido.

[saanzacs]

How that shit must hurt!!!!!!!!

[Silks]

This could also be called Steven Seagal Against Broken Celery And Other Produce Products.

[sommersound]

lol...true!

[gato213456]

fatality

[intelligenceneeded]

It is good to do that to evil people.We purify their souls and they might be converted

[Boynky]

Maybe Seagal should be a chiropractor...

[saanzacs]

@Boynky The chiropractor from hell!!!!

[SoccerBteamyo]

@Boynky That comment was both witty and homosexual, thus you receive a thumbs down you cum guzzling thunder cunt

[Pornmaggot]

@Boynky a snapopractor

[IronicSoul999]

@Boynky More like a serial killer

[ldelporte]

1:56

Is that dude getting each individual vertebrae broken?

[Malgore217]

1:26 - 1:30 Wow.

[johnnycash1]

I desperately want to break someone's arm right now. Amazing video...

[ch1ngons1mon]

Flawless victory.. fatality..

[LordSovereign7]

i couldnt stop laughing!

[BlackBebop187]

What was that one movie where at the very end when Seagal was steady shattering someone's bones with a hammer???

[Boynky]

KILL SWITCH!!

[RDG484]

Steven Seagal is THE toughest dude on the Silver Screen. No questions asked.

[kaziklu79]

It's so satisfying the bad guys to be killed in such manner - not only terminated, but mutilated slowly ;)

[rak000]

by far best video on youtube

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

There is only one really brutal assault that's missing.

It's where Seagal fucks up some blonde guy with a ball-point hammer.

[PHANTOMZ0NE]

This one's goin in my favorites.

[Chiflado21]

00:26-00:27: take that Wyclef Jean! :p

[TurquoiseTheoryProds]

MmmMmm. Crunchy.

[Chiflado21]

yes, it would make a good cereal commercial

[pearlexp1]

1:56 IS THE BEST SO NASTY HAHA

[daftklausi]

what film is that?

[pearlexp1]

Its one of his newer movies called Urban Justice

[daftklausi]

cool,thanks...because i am making a movie with the best bone-breaking scenes in movie history.....and i will use this one,too.

within the next few days the movie will be finished....maybe you wanna see it ;)

[kainthornn]

Warning: the Surgeon General has determined that pissing off Steven Seagal is hazardous to your health

[DDBOOGER]

this always puts me in a good mood

[PinappleMatt]

doesn't matter found it, its marked for death.

[PinappleMatt]

Hey anybody know the seagal film at 0.37 because it reminds of a epic kill after he backbreakers the guy and then throws him down an elevator shaft, it so LOL :)

[District071]

Nice Bonebreakin right there

[Boynky]

0:04 - 0:20

try to listen to it, without seeing it.

crunch - scream - crunch - scream...

[EngleSackJus]

* what an amazing gift and skill to be able 2 master the art of "breaking your-ass" . XD

If only i had the time 2 practice Martial Arts, I'd do it to the maximum dedicaiton. lol

[lordherpes]

this is one of the most awesomest vids of steven seagal!

[kolop556]

0:37 the worst one.

[Premonitor]

Who said aikido is useless? =P

Seagal rulz!

[ohedd]

Im not sure those fingertwisters hurt that bad nor sound that crunchy?

[shazam679]

im not so sure about the crunchy sound, but they do hurt like hell...!

[SyntaxEddie]

Fuck I am in heaven:-)

[djmccoy23]

They really need to use him in a "got milk?" commercial

[KUTULU849]

i have to say got milk sucks. i know where you were going with that,..but got milk was never cool.

[JohnnyDeadly28]

I bet he gets off breakn dudes shit..lol

[streetgangtm]

Fact: steven seagal can break chuck norris' bones

[ptyalisme]

Good one. ^ ^

[froggerus2]

hahaha, Jhoh u are right!

better than Pringles :))

[jhohcable]

This is probably the crunchiest video on youtube.

[Boynky]

We must assume, that no matter how hard your bones are, Seagal can , and will, break them!

[ThingyBlahBlah3]

I think they used the same sound effect every time. Seagal must have one sound guy he really likes to work with.

[vdvsoldat]

Now THAT'S what I call the laying on of hands and speaking of tongues! That's a great work out video. Great job!

[Jball12002]

excellent vid, i love that shit! Break some more bones!

[bekuchi]

Vivaaaaa Steven Seagal es el rey!! cruch cruch cruch

[wizzzer1337]

LOL my mom was like: are you eating popcorn? she tought i was chewing something!

[funds450]

this guy is great..STEVEN SEAGAL !

[joel123494]

1:59 lol that must be the slowest neck break ever lol

[GavSalkeld]

1:56 - most OTT sounds ever.

[GavSalkeld]

Under Siege 2, Marked For Death, On Deadly Ground - crunches galore!

[luckynumero13]

lol, you can see seagal gradually getting fatter throughout the clips.

[shingo91]

71 broken bones? that was waaaay more :D

[SimeoneSantoro1988]

I hate Steven Seagal !!!!

I want kill him

[blueplague888]

00:36- Ow shit! Of all the bones being broken, that one's gotta be the most painful! That hurts me just lookin' at it.

Seagal is da' man!

[exbronco1980]

maybe seagal should be a chiropractor

[realhooddan]

a lot of cracking and screaming and pain

Seagal is death itself.