1. i had to fold like 5 billion of those shirts that you're wearing the other day at work... ugh.
2. i was on the phone with my mom the other day and she goes "now that you're 17 don't go and get pregnant like Sarah Palin's daughter!" and i was like "yeahhh, cuz I definitely base my life off of the potential republican vice presidents daughter"
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV? STARTED READING this DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY works
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We have real problems ahead of us global warming, inflation, social security, civil liberties are being violated, unjustified war, mortgage crisis, jobs going over seas, public school system that is in shambles, Terrorism. Personally I will be voting for Obama because Republicans have had control of the senate and house for six years and passed every bill that they wanted to pass and look were it has gotten us but regardless of who your voting for Vote
lmaooo we just did a report on this article in school about how people are against how sarah palin's daughter is preggers and all that good stuff :] so the title made me laugh
dude, the united states or derika!
lmaooo
I LOVE YOU!
i promise to serve america with dignity and class! even if i lick my ass...
I've throw my hat in the ring with Ron Paul. He's thrown it back at me twice. I hope his arm tires. I want on the ticket. Sure winner. But, If things don't work out on the Paul/WERTY ticket.... Your people can talk to my people.
giiiiiiirl, you betta get'cho white ass outta town for goin' there! and if I, lafaunda, EVER see you up in here uh'gen, youz gonna walk owtah hurr with a size 7 high heal stuck up yo ass!
Screw Obama and McCain... Can I be your campaign leader? Please?!? I'd vote for you but as you well know, I'm going to miss the birthday... in fact, you will too... :(
You're new vice president should be Oprah. Together you can make the world be made entirely of cheese, and still be able to say that you're higher up than Opera.
Naw, because when Opera makes a stupid decision, you can just smack her in the face and go "SHUT UP, OPRAH! GO BACK TO THE SENET SO YOU CAN MAKE MORE STUPID LAWS A CAN VETO!"
And you can make her get you sammich's and stuff 'cause you're the president 'n all
that is not very good........
jason6405 2 years ago
LMFAO "THE UNITED STATES OF A-DEREK-A?!?!?!?!" LMFAO OMG wowowow. i love you derekk.
makaylat32 2 years ago
damn man I missed my cardio and watched your shows, worth it.
MaestroEmbassy 2 years ago
SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!
AlecandMichael36 2 years ago
you said grinch coooool!!!
xoiluvpicklesxo 2 years ago
"the strong embrace of a powerful, manly, woman!"
by the way, we both know that Palin would be all over the Vodka supply... dont forget she can *see* Russia from her house!
WhatItDoShamoo 3 years ago
Be glad you never met McBitch
lookseeme21 3 years ago
omg ok SUBSCRIBED!!
Loves2scooge 3 years ago 2
He`d be a SeXy Presedent!
dodogibgib 3 years ago 2
you got a way to go but... don't stop now!
gwengoadalso 3 years ago
You're great,,I would have voted for you if I had found you earlier
hah13 3 years ago 2
*in - i have crapshit grammar sorry
cubby1812 3 years ago
omg i love the cat's voice! LOL - kitty def needs to have more appearances on your videos!!
cubby1812 3 years ago
derek you be crazy!
tennisgurl0823 3 years ago
"even though I lick my ass..." ha, that is so funny!!!!
jakeh326305 3 years ago
Fucking hell your amazing!!!
kandykay1992 3 years ago
Pretty blue eyes <3 ^^
CatStacking 3 years ago
9 so lonely tonight on cam have msn!!! msg me jane23belle n
edgarcusin 3 years ago
I LOVE YOUR CAT
Ryuu92 3 years ago 2
the voice is so cute
princessrachel988561 3 years ago
hahaha im a minnesota teen :)
hey, did you go to the wild home opening games?????????
hockeychick1214 3 years ago
im not a hockey fan, actually!
sorry
dmurawski 3 years ago
but everybody watches the opening game :D
just kiddin :)
hockeychick1214 3 years ago
22/f/single/cam! ne1 want to see?
dowismax 3 years ago
at least the cat I took seriously...
Bergred 3 years ago
LOL! That was cute. Your cat would do a better job than Sarah Palin! LOL. I liked the part about doing your homework. LOL. ;)
LittlePinky82 3 years ago
haha This was really funny :D
Mindbattler 3 years ago
...you have VERY pretty eyes...
hahaha i love your cabinet!!
eXotiCsPAceMoNKeys 3 years ago
hahahahahhahah.
<3
iheartwillnderek7 3 years ago
Ha..that is hilarious....
NerdForceDeltaSLU 3 years ago
manly woman!! hahahaha!
if she was your long lost mother... WOW!!! ohhh the possibilities :D
aDEREKa allll the way :)
BFFssssss :) :)
p.s. brilliant video.
ValerieSpears 3 years ago
Derek 08
familyguyrocks34 3 years ago
good one...lol..why havent more ppls seen this?
mUSiTuP 3 years ago
the cat is funny
wiseye61 3 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
brena61 3 years ago
LMAO, awesome! I really enjoyed this video :) Laughed a lot. Are all your videos similar? I may just have to subscribe if so.
theevilares 3 years ago
This guys real mom is a whore. She probably has her son pimp for her.
johnknoefler 3 years ago
Brilliant Video!!!
Derek is less of a joke than the REAL PALIN!!!
Is there a "REAL" Sarah Palin
allthatfun 3 years ago
Brilliant Video!!!
Derek is less of a joke than the REAL PALIN!!!
surfinhard4u 3 years ago
not to be offnes but you can realy here your menasoda acsent in this lol
magic1995 3 years ago
this is great...
hellboundmatt 3 years ago
LMAO!!! u should be Obama's running mate
Melo15xSTAT1 3 years ago
lol. ur cat is so cute, I have a dog and the only thing he does in a litter box is eat the litter...
dwynna3 3 years ago
Sarah is a whoreeeeeeeee
blueoyster3 3 years ago
how does this prove im liberal?
dmurawski 3 years ago
Liberal douche.
kevjo66 3 years ago
stupid republican!
Alty732 3 years ago
hahaha britney spears
i have a shirt with britney spears on it
i thought i'd tell you that
VacantAngel 3 years ago
Derek for President!
Guess we couldn't do any worse..... right?
uncannyb 3 years ago
ahhhh I LOVE IT GUYS GREAAT VID
bluewolverine40 3 years ago
lol
glitzylizzy 3 years ago
i would totally vote for you. Your hott, funny, and is funner then the rest of the them! I will vote for you!
wibbbiy 3 years ago
oh, I would totally vote for you D
howatkr 3 years ago
Wow, Derek!!! Some guy like totally freaked out on me... Talk about the freak from the goonies!!!
k.
destinyof1991 3 years ago
:( I love Sarah Palin.
Don't make fun of her. lol
Eleanor4891 3 years ago
ahaha nice video and i love your pink hollister top lol. :)♥
JosieMadelinBaker 3 years ago
You have Talent! This is really funny! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
edelgado1908 3 years ago
LOL
AnimeDragonPurishira 3 years ago
...or not, im not gay :-P
dmurawski 3 years ago
you have my vote anyday!
ok so two random things:
1. i had to fold like 5 billion of those shirts that you're wearing the other day at work... ugh.
2. i was on the phone with my mom the other day and she goes "now that you're 17 don't go and get pregnant like Sarah Palin's daughter!" and i was like "yeahhh, cuz I definitely base my life off of the potential republican vice presidents daughter"
great video Derek!
casefacerokstar 3 years ago
haha i love the ending.
yeyaboi 3 years ago
omg i love you haha you have my vote!!
econne02 3 years ago
LMAO!!!!! digdinity and class, even tho i lick my ass xDDD
Link114 3 years ago
Great stuff.
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austinsplace1 3 years ago
even if i lick my ass
XDDDDDDD
that was great
:DDDDDDD
xcopafacex 3 years ago
nice
moroniko 3 years ago
loved it XD
panicatthediscogirlx 3 years ago
Just like i always thought Palin is a whore
BaBaBBoey 3 years ago
lol. the cat part and the end are the best parts!!
JessieRules93 3 years ago
Haha. Loved the cat part.
Derek~ 08!!
kzo1994 3 years ago
amazing <3
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bratzglamoruslife123 3 years ago
Go Derek! Your better than John McCain Barak Obama and Paris Hilton combined!
DownTheRabbitWhole 3 years ago
xD
I love it.
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reddiomond31 3 years ago
You've got my vote! ^_^
Seventhsilverstar 3 years ago
United States of aDEREKa Woot
RGjr146 3 years ago
lol this is hilarious, as he usually is. im glad we got som born true democrats here.
0'bama 0'8. gobama.
zoe
chicwithagun 3 years ago
We have real problems ahead of us global warming, inflation, social security, civil liberties are being violated, unjustified war, mortgage crisis, jobs going over seas, public school system that is in shambles, Terrorism. Personally I will be voting for Obama because Republicans have had control of the senate and house for six years and passed every bill that they wanted to pass and look were it has gotten us but regardless of who your voting for Vote
jasonjindo 3 years ago 2
i agree
bratzglamoruslife123 3 years ago
wow. i vote derek
blondevampires123 3 years ago
IM VOTING BUCK FOR PRESIDENT!!!! lol If he dosent run THEN I will vote for you derick^^. Better than anyone else who is running *cough cough*
AurumP0testasEst 3 years ago
MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE VOTE MCCAIN AND PALIN 2008!!
NObama!!!!!!
totalrockstar1 3 years ago
Now that was a good ad for President, you got my vote...
HaterAce 3 years ago
lol at the cat
dannye60 3 years ago
haha i love this.
obama '08. ud have to hold a gun to my head to make me vote republican.
milkncookies0291 3 years ago
Derek...SHUT UP!
Sarah Palin is a VPILF...woot.
spiderman4589 3 years ago
I would vot for you. And the kitty was adorable. :D
hychi1800 3 years ago
Imagine if we did write him in lol... I mean look what youtube did for dallas lol!
SexyBlenko 3 years ago
i would vote for you :)lol
carnavalmad 3 years ago
*sobbing* *best Chris Crocker impression* will everyone just leave Sarah Palin alone lol
lol ADereka...I like it :-)
Addue 3 years ago
LMAO @ the cat!
PoisonRosePixie 3 years ago
i will vote for you
theobstaclecap 3 years ago
Haha, that was almost funny ;)
Speechlete08 3 years ago
shut up leah you loved it XD
dmurawski 3 years ago
Yeah, you know he's the best candidate out there ;) even if he's full of it...
K.
destinyof1991 3 years ago
Fantastically funny.
I might just write you in. Just think, if you get 5 percent of the vote you get to take part in the debates!!
etrain4760 3 years ago
lmfao.
wow.
tatorocks555 3 years ago
Halarious as usual :)
Tinkerbellprincess2 3 years ago
LOL
geralolK 3 years ago
"expires in 28 days ?
THROW IT OUT !!!!!!!"
hehehe :D that made me laugh ^__^
pinksparklecupcake 3 years ago
hehehe cute. i see you got your porch up...looooooks gooooooood
omfgjohnstube 3 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL. You wish.
asiansFLY 3 years ago
"..such a powerful...manly woman..." lol. The Goonies FTW!
l0gically 3 years ago 2
your bad, we cold use a president like you
gtfotw 3 years ago
hahahah :)
dmurawski 3 years ago
Hahaha nice. :)
kpitreal086 3 years ago
hahahahah loved it! hey, did you go to the state fair??? because i THINK i MIGHT have seen you but i dont know
hockeychick1214 3 years ago
yes i did. with my parents LOL
dmurawski 3 years ago
Very good. :-)
unclesaboin 3 years ago
lmaooo we just did a report on this article in school about how people are against how sarah palin's daughter is preggers and all that good stuff :] so the title made me laugh
dude, the united states or derika!
lmaooo
I LOVE YOU!
i promise to serve america with dignity and class! even if i lick my ass...
ItsACharmedLifex3 3 years ago
:-) haha yes! thanks for the support
dmurawski 3 years ago
If the cat withdrawls, no that way, then you should pick up that FreakinRandy...
WERTY317 3 years ago
or you! haha
dmurawski 3 years ago
I've throw my hat in the ring with Ron Paul. He's thrown it back at me twice. I hope his arm tires. I want on the ticket. Sure winner. But, If things don't work out on the Paul/WERTY ticket.... Your people can talk to my people.
WERTY317 3 years ago
Sorry. It's Derek/Cozer '08
not Derek/WERTY
lollllll
dmurawski 3 years ago
no offense; but i would NEVER vote for Dereka.
lmfao. I'd vote for your cat though. haha, just kiddin.
krby1992 3 years ago
:O oh no you di'int.
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago 2
oh yes she did
girlfriend be dank as a piece of shit
mmmhmmmm
jolanda say so.
dmurawski 3 years ago
giiiiiiirl, you betta get'cho white ass outta town for goin' there! and if I, lafaunda, EVER see you up in here uh'gen, youz gonna walk owtah hurr with a size 7 high heal stuck up yo ass!
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmm GRRRRRRRRRRRRL lafaunda jus said that yalllllll
dmurawski 3 years ago
yeah, girlfrann. 'nd don't make me go 'nd say dat uh'gen 'cause you don't wanna noh what'll be goin down if I hav'ta rah-pete mahself.
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
Screw Obama and McCain... Can I be your campaign leader? Please?!? I'd vote for you but as you well know, I'm going to miss the birthday... in fact, you will too... :(
K.
destinyof1991 3 years ago
paris hilton '08! woot! woot!
jenalicousss 3 years ago
Yknow... I think I will vote for you this year.
Chelseyrl 3 years ago
his name is sloth!!! (scary guy from the goonies)
BarrettTV 3 years ago
Who cares?
destinyof1991 3 years ago
obviously me since i said it..i was just letting him know..so why are YOU all in my ass?..is it ur video?..hmm..no..so shut the fuck up
BarrettTV 3 years ago
oh snap! kelsey just got PWNed lol
dmurawski 3 years ago
yay the grinch
charlieskies 3 years ago
i know right! GRINCHMANIA
dmurawski 3 years ago
You're new vice president should be Oprah. Together you can make the world be made entirely of cheese, and still be able to say that you're higher up than Opera.
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
*points to my Oprah video*
that would happen lulz.
dmurawski 3 years ago
Naw, because when Opera makes a stupid decision, you can just smack her in the face and go "SHUT UP, OPRAH! GO BACK TO THE SENET SO YOU CAN MAKE MORE STUPID LAWS A CAN VETO!"
And you can make her get you sammich's and stuff 'cause you're the president 'n all
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
randy, why havent we made a collab? my humors + your abstract brilliance = the shitttttttttt
dmurawski 3 years ago
Oh, hellz yes. Itz ohn! Yew should get on AIM... well, as soon as I'm done with my calculus.
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
OMG WTF YOU DO CALC??? im not nearrrrrrr that yet and im a senior
dmurawski 3 years ago
Yeah. Well I'm in AP Algerbra II, but they want to see where we are at to see if we could test into calc. I don't think I can. Dx
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
we should do 2 slightly different ones so we can put them on each others channels. and whore each otha like the whores we are
dmurawski 3 years ago
mmmmhmm, gurl.
whore is the new black.
well, black whores are the new black.
:D
ThatFreakinRandy 3 years ago
Pretty funny, unfortunately you actually do sound like most Americans~ dumb...lmao!!
kellymkg 3 years ago
haha! thats the point. so thanks :)
dmurawski 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
Maybe you wouldn't be such a fag if Sarah was your mother!
walker8989 3 years ago
i'm not a "fag," but whatever you say
dmurawski 3 years ago
lol go derek for president
F31ipe 3 years ago
that pink shirt really brings out your eyes. =] haha
bellaitaliana166 3 years ago
who's sarah palin?
itsdimikbye 3 years ago
:O if you were her son...that'd be...wierd
mentaloreo 3 years ago
derek ftw
SockerClare15 3 years ago