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  • 100 points for slytherin ..

  • "You'll still have your potions master when I'm through with him..."

    Great. Will we still have our Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher? Also, don't you love that Lockheart does nothing to defend hisself? No, cowering is not an effective defence against the dark art... When will he ever learn?

  • loser Lockhart .. haha :D

  • yes slytherin rules !!!!!

  • "You'll still have your Potions Master when I'm through with him."

    Snape thinks: -Yes they will, but the fawning little girls will be crying when I wipe the floor with your phony arse-

  • SNAPE RULEZ Gilderoy well is..........gilderoy i guess.....

  • 26 people think that Gilderoy Lockhart is better

  • SNAPEE <3

  • I couldn't start the video for 3 minutes because I laughed so hard, the music is so fitting! XD

  • Severus : bravest man alive

    Lockhart : afraid of pixies

    Severus : Stares death in the face daily

    Lockhart: steals stories

    Severus : Damn sexy!

    hmmmm Yea Severus Snape wins!!!!

  • Hang on a second at 1:34. Gilderoy Lockhart standing in front of a picture of Gilderoy Lockhart standing in front of a picture of Gilderoy Lockhart.

    GILDEROYCEPTION!

  • snape is the best !!^^

  • 3:05-3:09 Rons revenge XD

  • snape is my favorite character

  • HOGWART KOMBAT

  • Lockhard is ein arogantes A**** loch

  • Slytherin is Great.

    Severus Snape Rules.

    Who the hell chose him as a Defence Against Dark Arts teacher?

    Snape is good at Defence Against Dark Arts.

  • Slytherin is Great.

    Severus Snape Rules.

    Who the hell chose him as a Defence Against Dark Arts teacher?

    Give him the sweeper's job.

  • Lockhart was fun to laugh at but gosh Snape is a Boss^^

  • Lockhart stole the memories of others, and was only good at memory erasing charms to do so, which explains why he gets his ass kicked here

  • @darrenrock12

    No shit.

  • @mrwho995 You forgot the sherlock part. ;)

  • I love how Snape draws out the word Expelliarmus just to show how bad Lockhart is :)

  • I wanted Snape to kick his butt HARD XD But I got to say LOVED Lockhart .....it was just something about him

  • @imaneliteOoO I think he was desperate. XD After seeing how the Ministry chooses their teachers when there are no applicants by a certain date in OOTP, I can see why.

  • How could Dumbledore choose Lockhart as the teacher? Didn't he give him a test or whatever?

  • Snape = the best BAMF

  • Snape,Lockhart..of course Snape,but Lockhart is..cute :3

  • @DieMethode Bleh .. Sexy trumps cute every time! :p

  • i ♥ snape

  • Snape wins. Flawless victory!

  • anyone who think lockhart is better should go join the 24 other retarded death eaters who dislike this video.

    SNAPE FTW!

  • @squii28 make that 25 those dunderheads

  • SNAPE IS THE BOSS!!! LOCKHART IS A LITTLE PRETTY BOY WHO IS ALL TALK AND NO DO, SEVERUS SNAPE HOWEVER IS THE GUY YOU DONT WANT TO CROSS... SO DARK AND MYSTERUS... SNAPE WINS!!!

  • Lockhart is so damn weak lmao... Snape defeated him with like, the first spell a with or wizard ever learns for combat in Hogwarts

  • Lockhart reminds me of Justin Bieber: they're both fake,and all girls are in love with them

    But Snape is the badass winnere..Therefore Snape wins

    Lockhart sucks,btw

  • Snape is amazing!!!!

  • GILDEROY LOCKHART IS A DON

  • Snape is OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNDDDD!!! lol

  • remind me again, why was lockhart chosen to be a professor?

  • @flaminaxe32 ... well, according to J.K. Dumbledore liked guys, and my guess is, Lockhart was willing to be accommodating. :p .. I think Headmaster D just didn't want to let Snape out of the potions locker because he was so darned good at it.

  • @flaminaxe32 something that I've always been wondering... Hogwarts picks some of the weirdest teachers

  • Why must Snape die? It´s so sad, i´ve cried in the cinema

  • @Thebigvicful Me 2. Snape is badass but has a heart too!

  • @spoiledspider right, but at the end you see, he loves harry like a son

  • I'm wondering if I vote Lockhart I'm gonna be banned from youtube...

  • Severus Snape is probably in the top 5 most power wizards in the series. Gilderoy Lockhart skills are probably equal to that of a low tire 2nd Year.

  • Even though Snape made loads of spells,

    Lockhart made more, on the spot and better ones!

    Wallate Ascendaray!

  • Lockhart = pretty boy

    Snape = BAMF

  • well... nagini did kind of beat snape...

  • Snap definitely owns this fight hands down. That should be obvious to everyone regrdless of their personal feelings for him. (Even though some will probably ever admit it) Lockhart would lose to anyone in any commpetion cuz he's he's such a FAIL.

    P.S. LOOOVVEE the music

  • @LiliannaPotter edit: never not ever

  • Snape is probably second most powerful wizard (bookwise.) Rowling just didn't let Voldemort lose to him so... eh Dumbloedore was obviously more powerful than Voldemort too :P.

  • An obvious victory for Snape; the guy is quite possibly one of the top five most powerful Wizards in the whole franchise, Gilderoy's skill in magic is inferior to that of Hermione, although she is admittingly a genius and Gilderoy has as much talent in magic as a dung of poo.

  • Piton rulla!

  • Snape kicks lockharts ass in dueling club:

    Hermione: :( is he alright?

    Harry and Ron: XD WHO cares.

    Lockhart: (gets up) I wasn't ready DX

  • FINISH HIM!

    Expelliarmus!

  • @Ypools1

    SNAPE WINS!

    FLAWLESS VICTORY

  • I can't decide! Kenneth Branagh is my favourite actor, so I feel if I don't pick Gilderoy Lockhart I'm betraying him. But on the other hand, Snape is so AWESOME!!!

  • Snapes pose is so much more awesome!!!! Love you Alan! 

  • Both are pure sex, but Snape's got BAM! in his bight.

  • Snape is way to badass for him

  • @KZBProductionCo Anybody is, even two 12 you students. Lockhart just is a failure.

  • I hated Gilderoy Lockhart in the book...but I suppose I'm supposed to.

  • I love Severus Snape, but I'd have to admit..

    Gilderoy Lockhart's got swag.

  • Vipera Ivanesca

  • It's not even a contest lol. SNAPE.

  • Snape - 1000000000000000

    Lockhart- 0

  • LOCKHART SUCKS !SNAPE RULES !!

  • let's see

    Snape: gets kicked aside by a werewolf while saving kids

    Lockhart: runs from an infestation of pixies.....

    nuf said

  • Snape at all!

  • **SPOILER FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS PART TWO**

    Severus Snape is amazing. R.I.P. the Half-Blood Prince. Thumbs up if you've supported him since the beginning. SLYTHERIN RULES.

  • @popcornzoe sorry I'm supporting raven claw and gryffindor

  • @popcornzoe Some of my friends couldn't understand why I loved Snape. I couldn't exactly explain it to them properly, but whenever I read about him, or watched him in the movies, there's just something there. Something that pulls you, a few of us all saw it, but many didn't, which saddens me.

  • there is no contest, but this video is awesome anyway. : )

  • Snape can kick Lockhart's ass with a hand in his back, seriously, is the best teacher ever... except if you are a Gryffindor of course XD

  • @keitami dude Snape wouldn't even need his hands all he'd have to do is look at Lockheart and he'd win

  • Severus.Snape!!!I love him when I was just seven years young!

  • Lockhart is just amazing but Snape wins

  • SNAPE<3333

  • Snape wins by a longshot. <3 ;)

  • Bai-bai pretty boy! Love snape!

  • Lockhart may be a 'pretty boy' but Snape is a good looking MAN who can totally kick pretty boys' asses without getting in trouble for it :)

  • Snape so badass!!

  • Turn to page 394

  • Yeah snape!!!protect those kids!!!!yeah lockhart is a big fake...

  • Lockhart's just a pretty boy.

    Snape is a badass mo fo.

    Snape is the shizz in my book.

  • I LOVE Snape !!!!!

    He is a awesome man !

  • what song is this?

  • le pauvre sa na pas du etre marent tout les jour pour lui avec james qui le fessait chiez en plus il lui a pris celle qu'il aimait c'est normal si il est si sombre et misterieux ;j'odoor sa cape j'aimerait avoir la meme quelqu'un peut me dire dans qu'elle magasin je peut l'avoirsvp[sinon bonne video continue ]

  • rooooogue je l'adoor je prefere sa voix anglaise elle est plus belle quand français dans "harry potteret le prisonier d'askaban' il protege harry ron et hrmion j'ador quand il tombe il l'ecrase pressque la pauvre

  • And in that fight club is very good. That Snape is not saying expeliarmus. But Ex---peliaaaaarmus. And Lockharts reaction=0. :D But in speaking he is good. :D

  • I love the beggining it just rocks. When Severus comes in the classroom and closes all the window with the music..............IT ROCKS

  • I love Severus!

  • Snape has a very feminine body O_O And it makes it worse cuz of his hair... BUT HE KICKED THAT LOSER'S ASS! :DDD

  • Severus ist der BESTE in ganz Harry Potter XD

  • @kakashifan009

    Nein, Lord Voldemort ist!!

  • @2nadalfederer1 nein Severus Snape!!!

  • snape can slither all over my snake anyday ;)

  • Snape is one sexy beastie

  • Lockhart is an insult to Snape's character and dueling/teaching DADA skills.

  • Snape is obviously the best ever

  • i hate gilderoy sooooo mucchhhh

  • This made me burst out laughing. xD

  • YAY SEVERUS!!!

  • They are both really sexy.

  • snape is a deatheater and lockhart is a dumbass

  • @giorgosw Snape is NOT a Death Eater. He was, but served as a spy for Dumbledore, while posing as a spy for Voldemort. He had to return so as to keep his cover. Since Snape was an expert at Occlumency, he was able to betray Voldemort, and at great risk. This is why Dumbledore was so fond of him and always told Harry to call him Professor, and even let some of the tough punishments Harry got from him slide. Snape was about the most courageous character, other than Harry, in the series.

  • I dont think they made lockhart cockt enough in the movie.

  • Haha. Gilderoy sucks, he's so arrogant and conceited. Snape ftw.

  • In danish Gilderoy is called "Glitterik Smørhår" which means "Glitterus Butterhair"

  • Kenneth is SOO much better than Allen. No offence.

  • @vamplover16ify Surely you jest? Better at what, exactly? And it's Alan, not Allen. Yours is definitely a minority opinion.

  • flawers victory Severus Snap

  • Notice how even when Snape sees a werewolf, he makes little reaction except for facial expression. But, Gilderoy is such a priss, he freaks out inside the Chamber of Secrets. Snape is hardcore! ROCK ON!

  • fucking epic. anyone else notice it says Johnny Cage just as Gilderoy turns round lol

  • I like both of them but Severus is still the best! <3

  • too be fair if snape and dumbledore had a fight it would be equal

  • rickman. not richman... idiots.

  • Severus wins hands down.

    Nothin' more to be said.

    *O* I LUVV YOU~~ <3

  • Gilderoy may have made many girls fall for him with his cheesy white smile but we ALL know that every girl secretly wants Snape! Don't Deny!!! XD Plus it's ALAN RICHMAN!!!! I mean... Come On!

  • i wanna see him really fight

  • [loves both characters] <3 :D

  • EX...PELLIARMUS!!! *boom headshot!!!*

  • Let's see...too shiny fake pop icon who fades as quickly as one of his cheap paperbacks falls apart...

    Or a complex extremely skillful wizard who managed to double cross VOLDEMORT?

    ...yeah, kind of no contest.

    Plus, Snape was totally devoted to Lily FOREVER. Which is pretty freaking awesome.

  • Snape forever!!!!! He`s the best.

  • Hmmmm a fraud versus a former death eater... Snape is #1!!!

  • $N4P3 Rul3z

  • Lockhart was a JOKE, Snape was a master duelist who could swat harry aside like a bug. How was this SUPPOSED to turn out?

  • @xedalpha1 You could forget the canon and just compare acting skills, I suppose?

  • @aurryinne Even comparing to acting skills... it's Alan Richman! I mean... come on. XD

  • @DaniMovieWarrior I could dot into next year here. I'm trying to play the Devil's Advocate. You're derailing my train of thought. X3

  • snape owns all ass

  • No contest.

  • 1:05 snape uses the spell called "mortalkombat"

  • Super Video XD

    Severus ist einer meiner 6 Lieblings Charaktere in Harry Potter XD

  • When I first read the book I absolutely hated lockhart, but now I've learned to love him as a comic relief character.

  • Snape Rules :D

  • Snape is obviously the better teacher. Lockhart has absolutely no freakin clue what he's doing. Also, Snape is WAY hotter than Lockhart.

  • mouhahahahahhah j'aime la musique :) je vais le degommer ce lockart

  • 0:56 to 1:07 = HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • lol this is a awesome scene and the muisc fits in perfectly

  • "Who´s the better Teacher of the Defence against Dark Art "

    Clearly Snape, since he actually knows what he's doing, while Lockhart doesn't.

  • @pennypyro42 SO TRUEEE! lockhart is a showofff and a frod

  • Hit K.O

  • Lockheart is so stupid, he hit himself with a memory charm. (With Ron's broken wand, but minor details.)

  • no one can beat snape

  • wallander? lolololololololol

  • Boooooooooo Lockheart!!!!!!!!! Snape gets dubble points for being just that sexi!!!

  • severus...sexyness...snape...*­squee*...ich liebe dich!*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­*

  • Sev, the absolute winner!!

  • Snape is awesome!

  • snape rulz!!!

  • snape totally kicks lockhart's ass!!

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  • could you tell me the name of this song pls its so cool :D

  • Lol! Nice video. That music fits very well.

  • This is adorable...I love the duel scene. A fun tribute video, thanks

    Morgana

  • Snape WINS!!! Lockhart is a total git!

  • Snape! I'd vote for him any day! ;)

    I love it when he protects Harry, Hermoine and Ron from that werewolf! I was surprised by that action coming from him.

  • Snape and ps I love the scene where he protects harry hermione and ron from lupine transformation. That's the first time you see a protective Snape 5 *****

  • severus!!!! this isn't really a question, is it?!?! :)

  • Professor Snape of course!!!!!!

  • Snape

  • ive been drawing snape chibis for the past three hours...in one hes smiling...and another one im gonna be standing next to him hitting harry over the head and hell say 150 points to slytherin...its gonna be awesome!

  • even though i hate Snape.. Snape Gilderoy is gayyy

  • snape, obviously

  • Snape of course! 8D

  • ...And the winner is, with 4560734251 votes to 0, Severus Snape!

    C'mon, is there anyone who's not going to vote for Snape?

  • SNAPE ! SNAPE ! SNAPE !