HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM

[ZombieHunter19]

Never get tired of this.

[robertsfunny1995]

Fists of steel vs. balls of steel.

[SirTapTap]

I AM DU KNEW CUMM

[crashmaniac123]

apparently makin bacon means mission vision hmmmm

[keybearersora]

Clearly, Splits Covington is the hero here.

[Gnorcteen1]

Heavy balls of steal

[yingyanggamer]

My balls they are made of steels‼

[dem0nk1d123]

Hey it got LETS GO GET A COLD ONE right! xD

[TrolololololololoMan]

True lyrics: menu tao marker flattered still oppose all in the now happened you no that he can play all this splits covington would wish to motor fired three cards unearthed in this link u undertake you expert now let's go get a cold one have something skills literally mission vision it until a few minutes have also stable still available yet helping everybody standing up come on mister everywhere man

[MrGerolf]

@TrolololololololoMan For a sec, when I saw that, I thought I was seeing shit lol

[Xonos83]

Mission Vision!!

[codeygatton]

end iz funny

[CrashJakFan1994]

Scout: I GOT BALLZ OF STEEL

[trojan12kelley]

Duke: Makin' bacon!

Scout: Whoohoohoo!

[bladesofseven]

I AM DOOK NOOK-HAM!

[DevilMaster]

"I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!"

Where is that line from? I heard it in The Doctor Who Cloned me, but with a different intonation.

[TheCryoScales]

@DevilMaster I think it's a line in Duke Nukem 3D that plays when the player plays multiplayer. Since everyone plays as Duke in multiplayer, just wearing a different color shirt.

[GabrielOnuris]

@DevilMaster I think it is from Manhattan Project.

[JooJDesarranjado]

I AM DUUUUKE NUUUUUUKAM!

[Gamma287]

Duke Nukem was once a great franchise, but it took a DN:Forever to the knee! -Is immediately propelled through wall by angry Skyrim adventurer-

[staffer]

Welp, Duke Nuked 'em.

[trollin80]

i got here from epic sax guy

[CrazyFox7000]

I AM DLU NLUKAM !

[EightyOrphans]

If heavy was really Duke Nukem, he would take 10 years to produce a piece of crap.

[Fiduciari]

Duke nukem = Chuck norris

[MeowdolfKitler]

Moral lesson: it's unhealthy to be duke nukem unless you're duke nukem.

[IamNCortex]

Duke - Stop eyeball at me

Heavy - NO! *still looking at Duke*

[blackcorvo]

I love how the transcribe audio thing just gives up at one point and instead of trying to write out what Heavy says, it just says "that".

[Matsnation]

this statement is false!

[Redkiller762]

im not gonna fith u im gonna kick ur ass

[Warpiet]

I got balls of steel! Duke Nukem not! LOL!

[Superfan109]

I hate to kick my own ass...but it's gotta be done!

[xXFIODRAGONXx]

@Superfan109 ... or how the cc translator would've said ...

he can play all this ... splits covington would wish to motor!

[wolttere]

@Superfan109 when did he say it? I only heard it when he killed his clones in the new dlc 2012

[sladikk]

It's time to kick ass and eat sandviches.

And I'm all outta sandviches.

[SuperZalex]

better then duke nukem forever

[Guille30103]

Duke nukem is cheating use Godmode.

Dr.hax: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[sporetvmaker]

I know one guy can beat the HELL out of chuck norris, duke nuken and whatever PILLS HERE!!!! Incoming lousis PIlls pillsssssss

[Wildmike95]

Im not gona fight you... Im gona kick your ass!

[JimmyBob210]

Splits Covington would wish to motor, he fired three cards unearthed in this link.

Something smells rotten around here. (literally)

[Ironkid444]

Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how, come on and safari with me! LOL

[popibr212]

0:20 I Have New New Ass!!!

[TehPhillip]

Nice dialog, shitty everything else.

[WeegeeStorm]

nukem is demoman

[UrbanTurban007]

doing it wrong

[DustinOffAClassic]

Never mess with pre-Forever Duke.

[SparkTa100]

i am duk nukaah

[pkeropl0x]

How to laugh your ass off in 3 easy steps.

Step 1: Click CC

Step 2: Transcribe Audio

Step 3: Click OK

[D3V1L444]

@pkeropl0x CC?

[Left4dead4miller]

@pkeropl0x so....son of a bitch=still available?

[pkeropl0x]

@Left4dead4miller Yes. Ask Dr. Gaylord Dick van vanderson Smartbitch. He told me.

[Left4dead4miller]

@pkeropl0x it was in the translation man....near the end

[Clonetrooper1019]

@pkeropl0x Menu tao marker flattered still oppose all in the now happened you no that he can play all this splits covington would wish to motor fired three cared unearthed in this link u undertake your expert now lets go have a cold one have something skills literally mission vision it until a few minutes have also stable still available yet helping everybody standing up come on mister everywhere man

[TRSRM]

@pkeropl0x That's not funny at all

[SrbinilijaII]

Time to kick ass and get a top comment, and I'm all outta asses.

[coldeed]

@SrbinilijaII and comments

[technoguyx]

I AM DOOOOOOOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAM.

[pufixas]

"Stop eyeballing me" lol

[a0001521]

that's why chuck norris never pisses off duke nukem

[Raewrynn]

"I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE!"

[zorakornev946]

you see the top comment that says duke gonna kick his own ass now in duke nukem forever DLC he needs to do that :D

[Oedurribeiro]

what duke have been done

duke:*portal gun primary fire at hotel

heavy*ain and ready to shoot

duke*amazing time shoots with the portal gun in self turn off portal and put a holoduke on the ground and sniped heavy*

heavy:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAA­AARG DAMMIT THAT HURTS >_>

[breimeris]

@Oedurribeiro

what

[Enduro5678]

looks like 232 person doesnt have the balls of steel.

[SimBoter]

Balls of Steel

[tugiel]

its time to kick ass and kick ass...and im all outa KICK ASS lol

[AeonDeity]

Heavy actually won..

"POW!" = instant kill.

Duke Nukem was cheating.

[Kenshi345]

@AeonDeity Duke Nukem wasnt cheating he just showed his weakest!

[Adamantscaledragon]

@AeonDeity

POW is instant kill on hp

Duke only has Ego :p

[zingzongzzz]

hi im a big fan how do you do it

[CrazyScoutFIN]

this is wrong :(

[jdelphy]

0:18 RIP TWIN TOWERS

[RPMgo]

Makin' babies more like.

[Seppokarhu300]

I AM DUUK NUUKAAM

[masterDevis]

oh wait, I see him now.

[masterDevis]

1:09, wut the hell was that? Just zooming in on nothing? I understand the scout's voice mash-up, but just zooming in on nothing, you lost me there.

[THEMuSiCaN2010]

thumps up for duke nukem ,, cuz he is the better fighter :D:D:D:D HAHA

[guyonfire87]

hahhaha piss off duke and you will get a nuke in your ass

[chewysen]

the fuck did i just watch.

[Kkill713]

wohooo ya i got bals of stell duke turns around Duke:son of a bitch

[D197JN]

If duke nukem fought duke nukem, duke nukem would beat the FUCK out of duke nukem. end of story

[ozlikingPL]

1:14 dukes song

[helvirifin]

thats just what happens when chuck norris farts

[xaflu]

I AHM DOOK NEW CUM

[sUnProductions96]

Amazing lipsyncing.

[CaStrosGhoSt2185]

Duke Nukem is delicious :D

[victorhugo2826]

@CaStrosGhoSt2185 yeah.

[X3MSonicXP]

Let's go surfing now, everybody's learning how, come on a safary with MEEEEEE

[SantoryuWazamono]

I got balls of steel! XD that was so random

[aca98100]

hahahahhahahahaahahahahahaha



[fatkiller1000]

fuck man the thing about duke nukem is that they wanted to make a character that resembels to all americans

[PHYCOpoison]

holy shut RASH

fight me!

im not gonna fight you...ima kick your ass!

[irishgunner7]

if the heavy was duke nukem. forever would have actually been good.

[thedex050]

"DIE BITCH!"

[123Braylon]

LOL

[masterxxl200]

i am duke-nuk-cum!!!

[RandomZace]

lol when he sings

[SRMTHFGLover1]

Duke Nukem got Revenge on Heavy Weapons Guy

[spiersaz]

em.... it should be called: Heavy is Heavy & Duke Nukem is Duke Nukem

[HyperVegitoDBZ]

Duke The Expert Rapper

[mmmmmarcus]

NOOKEM, HOW DO I MAKE SANDVICH?

[tehnoobinroblox]

DOOOK NOOCUM

[xzeshnik]

HEAVY MUST FOREVER WIN!

[bradcusterjr19801]

at end duke nukem sings lol

[aqworldsnohit]

0:12 OMG!!! watch out for duke nukem he can fly!!!! runn he can't die he's flying

[crazyc0nn0r]

i am duke nuke-cum

[Spriggs877]

Guess what he nuked him

[SilthBloobane]

i hate to kick my own ass, but its gotta be done... LMFAO!! XD

[TheMuhalefet]

@SilthBloobane I hate to laugh my own ass off, but its done.

[TheToygangster]

nom nom nom..

HEAVY ALWAYS WINS!!!

[Craftfox16]

duke nukem: its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and im all out of bubble gum

scout: no PANCAKES

[Captainturtl]

Duuk Nuu-Cum

[TheHenhoff]

im heavy nukem!

[raguee1]

duke heavy nukem!

[lollipopthetalkindog]

I got balls of steel

[Iarlaithtimmins]

Is out

[Iarlaithtimmins]

Thumbs up is duke nukam forever

[MrRachter]

I am DUKH NUKHAM !

[necromancer263]

time to kick ass and eat sanvich, and im all outta sanvich

[maverickhunter4]

I'd hate to kick my own ass, but Its gatta be done!

Im not going to fight you, im going to kick your ass!

[Dardkvoid1o1]

@TheWheatleyFangirl Y U NO GET IT.

[MrPathorn]

Well, TFC Heavy did look like Duke Nukem.

[WeeGee0914]

Baiken Beikon

[tank19768]

A wild duke nukem has a ppeared!

[ThePredatordark]

I AM DUCK NU CUM !

[MyMinecraftBuilder]

i have got balls of steel :D

[katetem11]

Die bitch

[Jigsaw100500]

I COT BALS OF CTIL!

[darmok1440]

Puke Flukem can't do voice and should eat shit and die!

[arandomword1]

It's time to kick ass and chew sandviches...but i'm all out of sandvich.

[minhmook]

I am duke newcum

[TheFurnix]

COME AT ME, BRO! 00:19

[MrWorpax]

Die Bitch

[AlbertTheFinal]

heavy: I'M PUKE NUKAAAM!

[EpicFaceist]

heavy:POW! haha

Duke:uh bich

*Eksposion*

[DOMAXable]

I AM DUKEEEEEEEEEEEE NEWWCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!

[ThexKillerx]

0:20 - 0:25 I'm DukeeeNukAAAAAAAAAHn

[TheSektorz]

What a verbal battle :D

[trinsualt]

I AM DCUKE NUKE CUM!!

[Ilurblur]

I am duke nuke cum!

[DustyFireplace]

GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!!

[CacUiaxD]

i got balls of steel!

son of a bitch!

LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Tassadaritze]

I AM DOOK-NUEKHAaaaaAAaAaM

[MrTechnoman6006]

DUKE NUKE CUM!

[elech01]

oooo thats how heavy went to medic

[Gmodmaster1002]

LOL!!!

[crud42]

Heavy: "I Am Dook-NOO-CUM"

[ghosthunterv14]

time to fumagate

[WowOmgStudios]

Scout, GTFO!

[alexstarwars100]

Makin' Bacin'?!?!

[james739123]

Heavy: FIGHT ME COWERD

Duck Nukem: I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick you ass

[KualaBob]

@james739123 Duke*

[KualaBob]

@james739123 Duke*

[KualaBob]

@james739123 Duke*

[beanbean131]

I want that gun

[linemeks]

I AM DUKE NUAHH

[starfoxfan123]

I GOT BALLS OF STEEL

SON OF A BITCH

[BenioxoXox]

@starfoxfan123 Wish we could see what happened later with scout.

[TheSonntagszocker]

yippie kai yay mother fu**er

[RealRussianBro]

I AM DOOKNOOCUM

[zerghalo2]

IM DUKE NUKE AHHHHHMM!!

[MegaChad1999]

duke: im not going to figth im kiking youre ass

heavy: POW!

duke: DIE BITCH! *nuke*

duke:mmmmmm it smells like bacon :3

[putczenko]

can somebody send me that makin bacon sound?

[tom79798]

I AM DOEEEK NOOOEEEK CHUUUAAAM

[APLFritz]

how did u make this, wat programe

[JarfJam]

@APLFritz MS Word

[mutanTV131]

@JarfJam How did you record/capture game audio or voices???

[JarfJam]

@APLFritz MS Word

[Reper123100]

@JarfJam i went lololololololololol

[MarbalTm]

@JarfJam For a second, i thought you put subtitles in the video. But no, you didn't. I am not deaf. I just like subtitles.