A Message to Stephenie Meyer

[RachieGalmbert]

Yes Thank you Benten

[Buffmaster5000]

Finally someone says it the way it is!!! Thank you!

[Kat62901]

...I need this on my MP3 player..

[ojoun11]

I can't stop watching this.

[Foilsdown]

@ojoun11 its one of those videos where you rape the replay button

[MissJelorox00]

Haha! Rofl!

[SadistBunny32]

So apparently Stephanie Meyer is a futa.

[kento369]

@SadistBunny32 i wouldn't be suprised

[JakeLL]

@SadistBunny32 yeh she have a dic

[misukiyuki]

This should have been titled, "A message to Edward Cullen". It would make more sense.

[shaider1982]

But Meyer does not have a dick. Though he might be either engaged or married to one;)

[BloodSonicFlux]

5th time watching...

OH I GET IT!!!!

[Idiotmanable]

isn't she a woman...ssoooo she has a penis?? makes sense

[greenday4455]

May contain obvious statements.

[Insane234]

This video is made of WIN =D

[Harkz0r]

Can't... fucking... breathe...!

[yagamiraito]

so true...

[SkuttieG]

a dick once bit the end of my shitty vampire and I didn't realize it until it was too late

[dammyteo]

so just get of my back

[ArsArma]

The system works!

[TheOtaku031284]

Was watching "The Second Worst Line in an Anime EVER!" and was thinking the same thing, then saw your video & the title!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[scaldash]

best video ever

[HappyUuu]

The title should say: "A response to the creator of Twilight"

[HappyUuu]

@HappyUuu Oh snap, Stephenie Meyer IS the creator of Twilight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I did not know that...

[20fadhil]

That girl sound like a man!

[MewLillyPad]

@20fadhil According to another video, that girl IS a man. :D

[SakuraChan73]

haha my hero XD

[RiskyCricket]

Said like a true David Bowie!

[megaphone69]

@RiskyCricket I'm NOT David Bowieeeee.

[RiskyCricket]

@megaphone69 Sure you're not, Bowie sensei.

[777pixlemap]

WINNING

[Raenoleah1014]

I literally laughtd my ass off for 10 minutes.

**faves**

[kodatastical]

LMFAO

[ImmaCloudStrife]

Alucard likes this video.

[brakingthehabits]

steph, please, go fuck yourshelf

[deepthinker333]

@brakingthehabits I don't see how she could do that, her shelf doesn't have a penis.

[Sunnymyst]

Lol! Didn't know that Steph had a d!ldo.

[CecenaGuy]

This is fucking epic! That bitch Stephenie Meyer can jump off a fucking cliff for all I care!

[warrirornunluv801]

Well said!

[SongstressofNight]

wkjrhew LOOOOVE on a stick.

A vampire bitten stick.

Ohoho.

[sparklechild7689]

to be honest, i like the Twilight saga, but this is epic. i only like the series...LIKE!!!!!!!

[TehWarden555]

Wow, David Bowie just told off Stepanie Meyer.

[Sagemaster00]

best response for all twilight videos.

[emmac607]

@Comasrule oh haha but u r obviously so dim u do not understand txt talk! Just shut up, I don't want 2 listen 2 u going on and on. Get a grip!

[17mw3fan]

@emmac607 twilight is ok but it can blow

[monkiyaz]

I bet twilight vampires actually bite dick behind the scenes.

[TheInunah]

All of Castlevania and Trinity Blood and Helsing agrees with this.

[ParadigmShiftr]

@TheInunah Keep Castlevania and cross out those other two. Dracula is the only real vampire; I'm convinced all others are clones.

[nljuggalo]

@TheInunah Castlevania is almost just as bad. Most of the guys resemble women.

[TheInunah]

@nljuggalo And most of the women resemble that pile of dog shit you found in your backyard the other day.

[nljuggalo]

@TheInunah Actually most of the women in CV resemble anime school girls nowadays. I'll tell you though that dog shit in the backyard is a dead ringer for what Japan pumps out now... uninspired Otaku shit. It actually makes dog shit look good.

[Christhefireshark]

Way to tell effeminate vampires off, effeminate human.

[SONOFABITCH666999]

YES YES!!! THIS!!! IS EPIC!!!

[TheMetalpocalypse]

LMFAO !

[zoezoewriter]

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SO TRUUUUUUE!!!

*coughcough* Whoops. Got a little carried away there. *Gomenasi*

[KingNazaru]

Was that a tranny? Ugh!

[feh2]

someone tweet this at her.

[ShowMe160]

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[loverofjesusMKII]

the second dislike was from stephanie myers d*ck

[Bloodfisteternal]

worth the lulz lol

[InnocentDarkside]

You know when THIS guy is more manly than Edward, really, you know Meyer's failed beyond words.

[jamie92rcc]

Lady Gaga

[nljuggalo]

@jamie92rcc Whore.

[Sevenyxxtimes7xx]

A perfect message to Twilight fans....

[emmac607]

@lamKingOfHearts no u fail to see why twilight is so good. All u hatred of twilight are obviously nit mature enough to read a teenage novel and understand it properly.

[abel081188]

@emmac607 then why dont you explain why that piece of shit novel is so good other than saying that edward and jacob is "hot" hell even the guy that plays edward admitted that its nothing but a sick womans fantasy whos in love with her own fictional character

[abel081188]

@emmac607 and oh yeah lets talk about being mature like the fact that this girl is in love with some good looking asswipe who stares at her weird breaks into her house just to watch her sleep same girl who acts like a vegetable and cries every night cuz a guy she only knew for a few months dumped her and the fact that she decides to marry a guy she knew for in less than a year instead of going to college to have a career yeah thats real mature

[abel081188]

@emmac607 so are you gonna tell us how is a sexist shallow series that supports necrophilia beastiality and pedophilia so good or not maybe because the reason is cuz you cant because twilight sucks fucking balls that its undefendable that the only reason why you like that garbage is cuz it has pretty sheboys and thats all it is just another crappy teen fad that will be forgotten twilight= epic fail

[Ryoushadow]

@emmac607 Your argument kinda broke when you implied you need to be mature to read a teenage novel.

Teenagers are the very definition of immature.

[Phoenixangelgal]

@emmac607

Tell me why twilight is good, besides having hot men in it.

[FrostdPoptart]

@Phoenixangelgal It's great for people with a glitter fetish. So there's that, too.

[JakenJragin]

@Phoenixangelgal It's a decent template for how not to write a fantasy story

[silverdraco2235]

@emmac607

Seems you've forgotten your common sense as well as your place. It would have been better if the people like you would realize what time period you are in. All you Twitards WILL meet your end by MY hand!!!!!!!

[Sadisticjellyfish73]

@emmac607

>mature

>badly written teenage romance novel

gtfo

[Comasrule]

@emmac607 AHAHAHA. Would you kindly learn to spell before you defend such a horribly written story?

[TheBoyInBlack]

@emmac607 no.

[MangaAnimeSeekers]

@emmac607 no. Twilight really does suck. Stephanie Meyer ruined the meaning of a vampire. It also is not written correctly, her grammar is terrible and most of the sentences don't even make sense. It's supposed to be a love story? Edward is a creepy guy who breaks into her house and WATCHES HER SLEEP. This is sickening. Bella is just stupid. And seriously? The ending was so bad, I nearly cried! I put Twilight in Room 101 for my English assessment, as it deserves to be. >:)

[ThePynnacle]

@emmac607 "the real difference [between J. K. Rowling and Meyer] is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

- Stephen King.

He definitely knows A LOT more than you.

[abel081188]

@emmac607 lol stupid twitard twilight sucks balls in fact thats the only thing it can suck since theyre to pussy to suck on human blood

[IamKingOfHearts]

@emmac607 fail

[iMonicaofficial]

@emmac607 ur comment is in every twilight vs. hp video. shut up.

[iamspy11]

@emmac607 shut it.i twilight sucks.u wouldnt know a good vampire story if one hit u right in the face with 9999999 pounds of force.so shut up.

[feh2]

@emmac607

No.

[EmmaRoseDragon]

@emmac607 why don't you watch a show that has a meaning and purpose, something that speaks to you.

..Fullmetal Alchemist, anyone?

You wouldn't know good taste if it jumped up and bit you in the fuckin tits

[emmac607]

@EmmaRoseDragon for your information, you wouldn't know the reson you're a total b*tch even if it bit you on ur dick and tits! Just get a grip, and actually get some taste cos you obviously don't have any at the moment. Just go get a life, then come back and don't be a stupid dickhead. You are writing lousy comments that are very unintelligent so pls stop paining everyone with your stupid word of total crap.

[EmmaRoseDragon]

@emmac607 then why did you write that comment? *trollface*

[LaughJester9000]

@EmmaRoseDragon EMMA BE TROLLIN'

[EmmaRoseDragon]

@LaughJester9000 8D i subbed

[zoezoewriter]

@emmac607 Whoa. Just whoa. I can hardly read or understand your comments 'cause of bad spelling and grammar, let alone word choice. And really, censoring bitch but not dick and tits? You're the one who needs to get a life, sheep. Oh, and watch Hellsing Ultimate OVA while you're at it.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@emmac607 Cunt.

[LaughJester9000]

@emmac607 Nobody's thumbing you up, kid.

[HaloLvl43Legit]

That's probably Meter's wet dream.

[YujiNanaya]

Yep, my words exactly.

[Pcoar]

godham vampires

[nihilvox]

oh my god, it's David Bowie.

[Azmodeus87]

@nihilvox And now i honestly wanna hear David bowie say this to Syephanie Meyer 0_0

[marioman756]

lawl

[866marluxia]

LOL! The one dislike was from Stephanie Meyer herself!

[FruitofWar]

@866marluxia The second was from Edward, the gay "vampire". (Amagad he's not even a vampire he's a fairy, lives in the forest and sparkles. No offense to Cirno, the strongest.)

[chaosmaster07]

@866marluxia j biebs found this and disliked too...

[MrFoxInc]

@866marluxia

Yeah, and now she made a duplicate account so she could vote down on this video again.

[AlloMates]

@866marluxia the other two are from edward and bella

[PukyBear]

@866marluxia And 7 from her fans XDD

[Xephon0930]

How many of you saw this in Spoony's Garzey's Wing review?

[nljuggalo]

@Xephon0930 Spoony likes it in the ass.

[WLDFLD]

lol funny recontextualization

[Faby07aleixo]

God! This go to the favorites!

LOL

[ZDLR221]

HAHAHAHAHAA! THATS MY VIDS LINES! xD

[xXxAngelicKratosxXx]

Beautiful.

[sailorsillystars]

Excellent!

[smackthedog1]

Stephenie Meyer has a DICK??? I knew it!

[silverdraco2235]

@smackthedog1

Dude, EVERYBODY knows that! xDDD

[raves11]

That was perfect, you're a fuckin' genius.