Kicked In The Crotch! (07.31.09 - Day 18)

[Bracebabe777]

The fact that I an a female who is 6.5 and my naturally blood red hair. Short, I am to tall and my hair looks dyed even though it's not. 2 things.

[bellbaltaci]

i would stop being so dependent on electronics and would procrastinate less often.

[FamilyTimeVidz2161]

The two things i would change would be:

1- my teeth

2- my body shape

[taboo69]

young obama3:56

[coleCello63]

IF U TAKE 2 BATHS A DAY IT JUST DEHYDRATES YOUR SKIN. AS LONG AS YOU MOISTURIZE UR FINE.

[MisterBeaucoup]

The part at 7:00 had me laughing out loud. I like how you guys crack up over the littlest things. Reminds me so much of me & my boyfriend. We'd be rolling on the floor laughing if we were making a groin-kicking video like that, hahahaha.

[TheMusiclover167]

he fell because he wouldnt pull up his pants tisk tisk tisk drake

[MzPapi4Ever]

She kinda look like Kendra Wilkinson...

[MiaDepRockRionII]

To care what people think.

[SuPerFabAline13]

i wud change tht fact tht im a dumbass, like i say stupid things tht get me in trouble when i dont rlly mean it in a way tht gets me in trouble.. if tht made any sense, and my addiction to games and such xD

[monstercarnival252]

DRAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robyn40407]

@alphaLavie when are yall guys birthdays

[kellyjxx]

I started bawling when Lisa said the little boy went "I said dun, dun, dun" LOL!

[joeyanna20]

oh my G he looks jst like him! shhhmexy

[MzDinomite45]

5:50 if u walked out the house like that and i saw yuu i woulda fell for it

[Tiger2819]

one thing id change about myself is to not be overly sensitive. emotion wise.

[XxAntLivexX]

This nigga look like drakee lol

[losoman123]

3:30-3:31 cum shot lol

[titibaby245119]

you look so much like drake

[Hainera08]

Lisa looks like Kendra in the bathroom shot.. she you shoud do a Kendra and watshisface scoop!!

[lunalazar]

lol.i love you guys!!!!!

[PineBrookDynasty]

Does Anybody Know The Software He Uses To Record

[GingleGangle1]

...Starts after 6:47!!

[Taarable]

I would change everything about me

[COBStudios]

i got garageband 2. and sumtimes, wen i try 2 make my chorus' go w/ my beat after a verse, it goes offbeat... how do u make it stay unbent???

[millymoo1000]

when he has the cap and sun glasses on he looks like will smith

[monicerrr]

she deff. does look liek kendra

them two are liek kendra and

hank (:

[saltfish115]

hahahhahaha i was like whats this going to be about and i looked to the left and saw this lysol commercial and it showed a soccer ball and it said "do you have dirty balls?"

[WeAtDa305]

that girl KINDA looks like kendra

[Rebecca2OO9]

@WeAtDa305 omg yeah she totally doessss! i realized that in the last video

[skyangelsinger]

I'm a huge procrastinator... :( and it follows me everywhere!! I'm studying for big exams right now... but I can't concentrate! It's terrible!! You wouldn't happen to have some advice would you Lisa? :p

[kjordon1]

This is what we do at 3:00 in the morning (weird dance) LOL. Lisa you are soooo crazy in a funny way LOL.

[NCPrince2007]

They should jus make a vid wit her dancein the whol

e time.

[kjordon1]

Yeah Lisa is sooo funny. She danced so funny LOL.

[NCPrince2007]

Dun Dun Dun Dun.????

What's wit the hand thing. Jay-Z does that not Drake.

"Did he say Krypt?!?"

[madcunt111111]

@NCPrince2007 watch the video for money to blow and you would understand about the hand thing lol

[LAHS08]

shavededed

i do the same thing!

[CostaSusana]

I would try not to be so negative :(

[taeful0493]

haha i procrastinate alot 2!!!!!!!!

[xxkisamezz]

i would change my height to 5'10 and my dick size to 6 inches mines only 3

[chinabayeee]

You really looked just like him WOW!

[MIXEDBABI96]

look just like drake wow

[nyflyboy12]

nott too bee uncircumsizedd

[JasonNepster]

I got that hat wohooo

[MsChicaLoca]

I am a procrastinator AND I HATE IT, like rite now I have 2 reports 2 write 4 work and I've been sittin here all day (@ work) watchin ur videos (from day 1 to this, (plus other miscellaneous 1s) and am gonna b watchin day 19 and onwards) *sigh* its bad I kno

1 report's already overdue, d other 1's due Thursday and 2day's Tuesday but I'll get 'em done some how some way... eventually :-)

[arrowkey1994]

sounds like t-pain

[Jenniferpowers22]

Get my husband to love me again the way Alpha loves you .

And my body .

[mexicansilentpanther]

DEATH OF AUTO TUNE

[quayah724]

5:48 you look like my friend yusuf Iman that is so funny

[Gregster86]

I don't wanna be SO damn LAZY!

And i wanna be FAT!! lol

[NenaStarzx33]

this dude can rap ,if alphacat like actualy made a songs ,instead of spoofing im 100% sure he can make it big if he stays this funny

[LisasForkedChicken]

hahaha the little boy! he probably was just humming 'dun dun dun dun' to himself.. Lisa's like 'What? What did you say? What?'

[trinihabib]

Yeah he did!

[BTMS09]

dam he looks like drake at 4:46

[blackxxoptics]

no one is making you watch this you idiot if you dont like it dont watch it -__-

[yazzwitdaazz]

lmao at part 5:50

[ImInYoPants]

lol hahah u both r funny

and ooolalala is that ur girlfrienddddd

[dacraZydrinker2]

you waz listin 2 D.O.A!!!!!!!!!

[BFunkaY]

omg its drake

[TechPepsi]

joans is the best ever

[BlowAndPop101]

I love it 5:38-5:43 is hahahahahahahaha

love 12yr old -applehead

[jsialofi]

my sister said that if you're in the water too much..you start to create bacteria on your skin..she's a nurse so..haha

[DJPoke2]

you may also gain cancer from the chloride in swimmin pools

[jsialofi]

are you for real?!!

whoa that sucks !

[bigrika2004]

If I could change anything about myself, it would be my inability to commit...

[TheMikeyG13]

I would like to be a little...bigger, not fat but I mean put on a little more muscle and maybe a few inches taller

Other than that, I am pretty happy with myself

[thehottiesmj]

he look like drake and that kiss was cute

[TominatorNguyen]

What does AlphaCat do for a living except making youtube videos?

[BarrysDaughter]

the two things I would change would be my eyesight and my health, oh not to have Fibro and poor eyesight, I would love to get up for the loo in the night and not have to fumble for my glasses 1st lol :0)

xxxJoolsxxx

[MXWraithsLady]

everything....

[tatequieta206]

clean shavededed

[sonad28]

That is sooooooooo WEIRD that you were gonna spook drake then he goes and falls damn.

[Abs7000]

I would love to be able to save money.

I would love to be able to drive

[Alphacat]

abs<~~ why cant you?

[Abs7000]

Well the money saving issue hinders my driving. I've never actually thought when i do have money to learn to drive. I need money saving pointers lol. i'm sooo impulsive aha

[jamarco31]

i would change the fact that i look like a nerd

[foreverbyhiside]

the 2 things i would change would be, the way I handle certain situations b/c I tend to forget to think before I speak / act which causes more issues. and I would like to be nicer to people i dont know lol

[missnewbienoob]

The shaving segment had me dying! LOL Iman, the look on your face is priceless. 3:19

[TshaFromTWest]

Which cam is which? Is the Xacti cam the pink one or the black one?

[TshaFromTWest]

WHOA, you have Drake's look down pact!

[RandomPuertoricanMan]

god she is hot! and wow dude i look like drake AHAHHAHAHA

[Princeday7]

POW!

[Luigi504]

5:44 LMFAOO!!!! wooow

[syckindahead]

ur timing was great! I love the behind-the-scenes footage too. Lisa is nicer than me cuz after the first two "excuse me? whatcha say?" I would've left that little boy alone. :0)

[Charmie0405]

LMAO@ dun dun dun dun

[humblechick3000]

lmfaooo them damn hand movements for drake. lmfao. so great

[PinkLovingDiva]

My 2 thinks to change about myself: 1. Be more outgoing. 2. My voice, I would love to be able to sing a song and have people speechless..

And guys, the crotch thing, hilarious!! :D

[Abanoub55]

LMAOOOOOO!

[BabydollsLove]

@ Lisa im in bliss with u mama. ima water baby also n no its not bad for you. as long as u wash off after. lol. n two thing i would change. i wish i could be noticed for wat i do. n the other my eye color i want green eyes. @ alpha. omg man ur awsome u go into a person like no other man. I LOVE U GUYS!

[BigboyHollywood]

I feel your pain on the beard Iman....it does get irritating

[stephenbility]

this is the first time in a long time on youtube where the views have actually been correct and dont say 300- and somethin views

[oracle4eva]

Im about to watch yur Drake Vid Iman

&&

Lisa is so adorable =]

[kodyboye1]

Iman you can too sing you big galoompa. Shut up or I'ma have Lisa beat you up. :P

lol.

Just don't hurt your crotch because we want to see Alpha Lavie babies someday. And we want one of them to be named Fernando. :E

[BaldButWigged]

good to see your behind the scenes. i swear he looks just like drake. lisa feels happy cuz she's with a rapper. lol. naw i kid. good job ya'll. that crotch part was so funny.

[redsox42311]

1,111 views

[newyorkchica07]

omg i culdnt stop laughing with your reaction to the crotch kick .. that was hilarioussssss

[ValdezVideos]

Iman, what voice recording system do you use?

[joekickass2819]

D.O.A!!

[fangirl4ever2007]

LOL @ the water exercises lisa!

I would change that I'm scared of flying and

I also procrastinate lol

lol @ Iman and the crotch kick.. off to see the drake spoof lol

[Soulsistahss]

Lisa, were you watching the, before the music dies documentary?? (or something like that) If so I seen it and it IS inspiring...Great Vid as usual guys

[Silushun]

oooh 2 things ;-)

Well my Hips lmao! and.. To stand up for myself cause I get scared =P

[donaldlooney]

I would have learned to swim and I would be more aggresive in my business deals!!

[KimKB7]

Gain some Weight... Lisa, you maybe should do some swimming demonstration videos! :-)

[DysisTend]

"you're a hater" hahaha imans face :P

[Itznormaxd]

two things i want to change about myself..

1: i always start with one thing and when i can't think of anything, i start to look around and find some interesting things. just now, i couldn't think of a thing about me and i looked around and clicked on 2 entertaining videos..

2: i need to speak up more. i'm always quiet in school and never spoke to anyone, except when they're talking to me. but when i'm at home, i talk more or when i'm outside with my friends..

[dude1996skatenbike]

welll

1. My teeth, they are so bad, i hate them, i need braces

2. My knees. its sounds stupid but i have bustef up both eof them and they look ugly :-/

oh and also i learned if you drink LOADS of water and you dont balence it up with salt you can flood your brain

ill watch the SPOOF!!

[jynx0123]

wow the lisa lavie excersise plan... seems simple enough :)

[Torriiee]

i worry about way too much, and i get angry to easily :p

xx

[peachypink604]

2 baths/day isn't eactly environmentally-friendly. Mother Nature is going to getcha for using all of her water!! lol.

I want to change the same 2 things that u shared. Plus be more confident.

[Toaana]

Danndanndann...LOL :)

Love you guys.

[AlphaLavie]

Toaana<-= Haha Love you Back Toaana. xxx

Thanks for dropping by and commenting.

[Saartjeee]

Hahaha you look just like Drake. I love you're videos by the way. =)

[OfficialDjBigB]

yay you use garageband :) I use it 4 my songs too lol

[cittroman]

Heyyyy Iman and Lisa!

Just love your daily vids.

Iman looks like you've never been kicked in the crotch before have you? LOL

Two things hmmmmmmm.

1. I'm a time optimist I think ohh there's plenty of time but in the end I end up rushing and being late.

So my time planning should I like to change.

2. I would like to change back to old me when it comes to excersise.Used to take my bike to work 32Km a day had hell of a stamina but not anymore. :-(

Keep it up you guys!

[spudula6]

what kind of camera was that?

[realkitten]

First I would hold a diet but I am way too lazy for this at the moment and second.... I would love to be less shy.

[babysophiexox]

Mine wud b my life.

[JuztPaultje]

LMAO great vid! the end was so hilarious haha :)

[cottonas]

my weight and and have long hair

[JumokeTV]

lose weight .. and hummmm have more patience .. What music doc. where you watching?

-JumokeTV

[FikiNom]

Two things - I wouldnt gain weight im my stmch area and would not procrastinate (third = I would have a thick skin!)

[leahfly1]

i would be thinner and a natural learner... there are so many thingz that i am passionate about i jus wish that i could follow up my passion with a natural academic talent. oh well guess we can't be good at everything :)

[bbloodyangel1]

I'd be naturally thin

and I'd be more extroverted.

and i was wondering about the spoof... i was kinda like what? haha but this video cleared it up

the timing sucks! aw

But Iman, you make a really great actor, you really have Drake down to the tip, that's amazing. :) you're both so talented!

[bjf2008]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[rayray094life]

HAHA wow he looked JUST LIKE DRAKE!

[Ubbbbberfish]

To be awesome, and incredible amazing.

OH WAIT. MY WISH CAME TRUE.

[TheBoomshine]

lol Damn that coincidence is hella weird, but I'm pretty sure he can see this coming what with being in a wheelchair before and probably now too.

Lisa must be damn happy being with an impersonator, she gets to date AlphaCat, Barrack Obama and Drizzaaaaaay lol.

[Shayyrose]

Two things i want to change about myself... Im a bigger girl, and sure i could say " i wish i was thinner" but what i really wish, was that i would be more confident and comfortable in my own skin. the 2nd... i wish that i wasnt so afraid to post a song video on you tube... i love to sing, but am shy.

[AtomicDouche]

Don't be afraid. I'd listen. Some people are pathetic assholes, you have to ignore them.

[babyv2992010]

wow its weird that u really do look like drake

[DeathOfAFatMan]

I would say putting off music prectice and the other would be to change my weight, but I'm already working on that. Have lost 135lbs so far! If you have any interest I've documented it on my channel. Love you guys!

[mcluva420]

to be taller and stop procrastinating

[victorianpurls]

:O what is the D made out of? I couldn't stop staring at it when your preview of the spoof came out :D

[kwbsystems]

You guys should do a Kendra Show satire.

[TTsites]

Probably better to turn the spoof into something with a very positive message or people might get the wrong impression ... too soon (:-(

The fact that you feel the need to keep pointing out that you started with the idea for the spoof before he got injured, kind of sums it up (:-(

Love your work dude (:-) !

[rykuo15]

u look alot like drake too. dont even have to try

[sunsethannah16]

Hurry! Catch Up!

[rubixcylinder]

i wouldnt change anything god made us this way for a reason

[SuperDaveTv2]

Death of the Autotune is playing! YES!

[divalizzous]

Damn, that was one hell of a coincidence. I thought u were doing that other vid b/c of the Drake incident.

[ChristinaLConway]

Hey guys, me again. Just gotta say, I am going through a tough time in life, and I watch your videos every night, and ya'll totally cheer me up! Thanks!

[crystarrrr]

And Drake was lip syncing, wth. Lisa you better never lip sync. LOL

[neobrown81]

It just occurred to me that Lisa looks a little bit like Kendra the playmate :-)

[mishel1220]

OMG!!! She does look like Kendra!!

[thacrisis119107]

wow dude at times you look exactly like drake, your such a pro, this is gonna be better than obama and i hope it gets the same attention lol

[applesandmustard]

if i could change two things about myself, i would be WAY more confident and i'd wanna be bilingual.

i dunno if bilingual counts since it IS something you could change, but eh well

i think you have the drake mannerisms down better than drake himself :)

[DukePowell]

Dari, yeah i would want to be bilingual as well, opens a lot of doors.

[KomonoDragon]

If there was something I would change about myself, I would change the fact that I am a normal human and into a superhero human :D

[Smittie69]

I cant wait for the Drake Spoof

And the one thing I would change about myself is my Procrastination as well

[DukePowell]

So when is the spoof going to be up?

[AmorMuse]

mmmm...meeeoooow...well maybe just a little bit ;)

[AmorMuse]

SOOO funny and so darn cute...

easy lisa...my claws have been retracted...

not interested..lol

[xB00GSTERx]

Hmm, a few things I might change about myself is my confidence, i mean, the timing it arrived. You see back when I was younger (around 12-13, im 16 now) there was this girl that i really liked, but i didn't have the confidence to ask if she liked me because i feared getting rejected. Then some other guy came in and scooped her up. Soon after that i had the courage to ask other girls, but i dont feel the same way about them. Kinda sucks, always wondering "what if?". Can't wait for the Drake vid!!

[kittykat0232]

i would change

1- my nail biting habit of whenever im nervous

2- my over-dramatic fear of heights.

i was at a water park and little 9yr olds were getting on a slide that was wayyy high up there and i had 2 be dragged all the way up by force then screamed my whole way down...im 17 -.-

lmao so jea, i would change the 2nd one completely

u guys r awesome! lmao i laughed for like an hr at how he reacted when kicked in the crotch!

- Kat

[DoRayMeFa]

Lisa, you may be afraid of little things

(like jumping out of airplanes, etc)

but you take on challenges most people wouldn't even DREAM of. Give yourself some credit!

Question from inside a Dove candy wrapper:

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NOT FAIL ?

If I could change something about myself...

hmm.... not be afraid of failing at BIG things! IMPORTANT things!

.

[n1rockyfan]

YOU HAVE THE SAYNO ZAXTI

[DukePowell]

I was wondering if you were already working on the drake spoof. The hand movement is crazy Iman. If i could change one thing I would make myself less serious/little more carefree lol.

[andavis03285]

Can't wait to see the spoof

[lisalaviesmom]

look wise I would change my nose. LOL

[AlphaLavie]

lisalaviesmom<- You know what I would change about you? Your location. Hehe you'd live out here with us. :)

Love youuuuu Momma

[DannysUltimatum]

The eyebrows are hilarious! lol

[AlphaLavie]

DannysUltimatum<- I know right. lol

[DoRayMeFa]

.

Oh, Geez. I hope fanny doesn't see this video and graduate from smacking to kicking you-know-where.

Smacks I can take.

Kicks like that, not so much.

I wonder if Fanny will read this...

hehehe.

[AlphaLavie]

DoRayMeFa<- I say that Fanny will most definitely read this.. lol :)

[cittroman]

DoRayMeFa -- Then we are 2 that are worried!. hehe

[tracybabyone]

freaking 3am haha

[Bballova27]

I wouldn't change anything cuz this is how we're supposed to be =)

[AlphaLavie]

mdrwriting<- Matt.. :) hehe

[cherryberry2]

3:30 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA