MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 8/9

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Who goes to take down drug lords in a swanky nightclub dress and heels and a semi casual kimono style outfit?

And I can't believe I saw actual jiggle...SMH

[ChaoticYak]

"You broads really think that you can get away with this."

Well, that's a weird name!

[Tareltonlives]

"I'm on a cycling tour of North Cornwall!" LOL Monty Python

[xXMordMikeXx]

Haha I love these shoes!!!

[devospud]

1:49 wow, a dot matrix headshot! must've taken an hour to print that thing.

[Archangel101576]

6:46 Yes......KILL HER!

[Gjeorje]

That interrogation scene works just as well if you alter the questions slightly-

"Come on! -Tell us who was in this with you!"

"I (splutter)..I was all alone, I swear!"

"-Yeah, SURE! - You must`ve at least had a clapper and loader, or just a key grip?...maybe a best boy to help you with the camera?... "

"(cough) - N..no! - I swear! I filmed the whole thing myself!..."

[fuckingkiddinme]

@ninjawraith17. We'd all be happier if that happened; I hope the writer of this script was murdered. It may sound harsh, but clearly he/she does not deserve to live

[Elcoyotenegro]

"Hey mister, you're dragging your high school girl." LOL

So instead of shooting the teacher in a secluded area, they decide to drown her in the shallow end of their pool.

[Elcoyotenegro]

"Hey mister, you're dragging your high school girl." LOL

[turb05]

This is seriously one of the worst films I have ever seen in my entire life.

[HayesAJones]

"This looks like a job for Girl-woman!"

"Hey mister, you're dragging your high school girl!"

"This all works fine until they go through the car wash."

"The common sophmore easily blends into its surroundings."

"Don't watch the jiggling, darling."

"He didn't count on her having a way with pets."

[ChaoticYak]

Okay, I can't decide. Which is worse? A Coleman Francis movie with an incomprehensible plot (if one exists at all) or a movie like this (or Hobgoblins) where the plot is easy to follow but utterly idiotic and offensive?

[Capng123]

@ChaoticYak Isn't that like trying to choose between horse crap and bull crap?

[ChaoticYak]

@Capng123 Maybe it is...

[demboys18]

7:27 - she looks like Ronald Mcdonalds girlfriend back in high school...

[felineshadow0221]

dog wasnt stupid ran away like "screw this"

[ninjawraith17]

What if these psychopathic, sadist, unprofessional, careless women were captured by the drug lord and killed; the movie turned out to be PSA film for what NOT to do in the War on Drugs?

[Neogeneticgrowth]

4 weeks later the Mexican mafia moves in and authorities find the female's corpses curing in the boughs of a lonely palm tree

[Tassadarky]

@Neogeneticgrowth Wow, that was dark man.

[SilverFeet]

this has got to be the silliest season for host segments.

[anemicroyaltea69]

It's the cover of the Nirvana album!

*Big, BIG smile*

[Theburn77]

Dammit! Janet!

[Kinemacolour]

I had forgotten that plot point. They were able to identify that teacher through her fingerprints on the wire cutters? Do they have access to an all-teacher database?

[Gjeorje]

@Kinemacolour - It`s only when someone points out a specific piece of stupidity like that, that I realise how much of this tosh I`m just unquestioningly assigning to my mental recycle bin. This film dulls your senses with it`s sheer weight of "dumb things happening" that critical thinking becomes harder and harder. -This film is actually bad for you. Dr. Forrester must`ve been happy with this little "gem"...

[putzthewondersloth]

I think that school teacher punching out Jack Palance was the least believable thing yet in this movie.

[bobdolesrevenge]

The dog would only react that way to a sword if it had a previous negative experience with one. I really want to watch THAT movie, now.

[pretorious700]

So these guys got rich selling pez to schoolkids?

[antgav79]

Sports bar waitresses to the rescue! lmao

[Tassadarky]

Every woman in this movie is Lucy Braless.

[felson99]

So at 9:35 this asian martial arts queen disembowels one of the guards, but has no blood on her sword.

I guess she felt she had the right to kill him, not simply knock him out. Possibly it was the ugly blue sports coat he was wearing!!!!!

[XMRaige]

The schoolteacher really needs a refund on her acting lessons.

[watda74]

10:34 That's it!! I'm going outside to bang my head against a stone bench!!

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Peter Lawford: This is really getting quite silly...

No truer words have ever been spoken in this context.

[ChaoticYak]

You're gonna kill me aren't you.

Teacher's pet. I want to be teacher's pet.

Dang, I forgot you were a commando!

Good thing she has suction cups on her fingers.

[Azadeth666]

"I'm on a cycling tour of North Cornwall."

Yet another Monty Python reference! This episode's two for two!

[doomsy]

got the bras that fit us?

NOOO thats the pool cleaning guy!

[Dulcimerist]

The cover of the Nirvana album!

[CrazyCard01]

Man, the body count skyrocketed this segment. they took a flying leap past vigilante justice to serial murderers.

[Cassavius]

Don't watch the jiggling, honey XD

[Dulcimerist]

Too bad there isn't a slow motion button on YouTube for that! XD

[mrhat1978]

"it's a wet teacher contest!"

[AuburnRed1]

It's so cool that we got a headquarters! I must admit that brings back memories of when I was a kid and used to day dream about being a detective or adventurer like Nancy Drew or the other young detectives I read about. I always used to imagine the vehicle I would ride, the adventures I would go on, and of course my headquarters.

[guysmiley00]

So, the one chick knocks out the one guard, while the other chick guts the other and leaves him to die a slow and horrible death? Geez, ladies, at least TRY to have some consistency!

[bearthepoet26]

the phone committed suicide! nice.

[Theburn77]

i love the "frank sinatra isn't talking to me!" and "It''s not my fault JFK stayed at Crosby's house!" references

[AuburnRed1]

@Theburn77

I love the Sinatra won't talk to me line so much that I say it whenever I see anything with Sinatra. :D

[pearce32]

Thats the pool cleaning guy..oh all well

[MissScarlettOHara]

"This looks like a job for Girl-Woman!"

[AuburnRed1]

What are you guys doing? Huh Huh?Way to sound frightened or at least emotional April!

Maybe if we stare at the phone really hard!

Who doesn't get that running...running ditty in their head? :D

[AuburnRed1]

Teacher's Pet I want to be a teacher's pet.

To Meeee with love!

What's this incomplete crap?

Now that's a wierd name.

Hey mister you'r dragging your high school girl!

I think she loves me so what... oh

I really think taking the 105 would be faster!

[AuburnRed1]

@americanjedi77

I know it, poor Rat Packer falling on hard times! :D

[Feckinpaddy29]

Just one of many bad movies Jack Palance has been in.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Oh God, you're nude!

Sinatra won't talk to me!

"Lady, may I speak with you for a minute?"

It's about my report card!

[SeoulMan]

"I'm on a cycling tour of North Cornwall!"

ANOTHER Monty Python reference FTW

[godbluffvdgg]

gotta say crow does a great Parlance. He has some great lines too.

[Tareltonlives]

"This world is awfully big. Girl, this time I'm own my own...."

[tsartodd]

what did they throw into a pool, a samovar?!?

[Tendoking]

4:49 -- great Monty Python reference.

[Hanakia]

0:09 XDDDDDD I LOVE it when a Part starts off with a really great joke.

[poolygirl13]

It's a good thing that pay phone just happened to be in the middle of nowhere.

[ChaoticYak]

Maybe if we stare at the phone really hard!

[potcallingkettle]

"Damn it,"

"Janet!"

Rocky Horror Picture Show reference FTW!

"Running and running and running, she's really really running and running and really really running..."

[tarlcabot18]

This looks like a job for Girl-Woman!

[MarkFanboyX]

"Baby!" "I'm a'want you!" LOL

[Tareltonlives]

"Oh my god you're nude!"

"Each glance and every little movement I know it" Crow has the best Palance impression

"Arthur Godfrey's in trouble!"

[MisterRiffley]

2:25 gotta love the way mike sez "i think it would be fun to waste a pusher."

[tagginos]

I was waiting for the Breaking Away joke.

[Gjeorje]

Oh no! -That poor silver samovar!

[Anundus]

How can a major drug lord be taken out so easily? It's a wonder that a child armed with a super soaker hadn't destroyed their empire by now!

[WhiteTiger225]

The cast of Highschool Musical could take these guys XD

[rcevey2]

Did Crow say "my roscoe barked 'chow chow' and want to drill his knickers" ?

[Gjeorje]

no.... Tom said it.

[gonzoredux]

MST3K and Jack Palance make a perfect combination...

[Tareltonlives]

Their impressions are wonderful

[OonaCanute]

Heheh, wet teacher contest.

[Reelbigearth]

5:15

See, their's a positive in this movie, the brattiest of those idiots actually has no stunt double to take all the pain of holding onto a speeding car.

[Damaris1034]

No, it's Marni Nixon

"Damnit!" "..Janet!"

[Mefuki]

6:37: "Huh...huh...oh no..."

[SlvrSmrai759]

I was hoping the girl was going to explode when she rolled down that hill.

[johnnui]

She was my teacher. She was hard! XD

[sleepyhollow783]

"You're a bumbling fool."

"BUT YOU LOOK GOOD IN A SPEEDO."

[Mandi7882]

"i'm running...I'm running....I'm running..I'm really, really running ...and running and running..." LOL!

[JackKlompus13]

Oh my god! That host segment was pathetic! It was too short!

[MSTmike3k]

got tha bras that fit us