Turtle vs Two Cats

[SnowmanBiggz]

turtle dont give a shit!

[MegaKezbo]

In Soviet Russia, little hunts big.

[SnowmanBiggz]

@MegaKezbo soviet russia jokes are getting just as old as arrow to the knee ones. just a friendly heads up

[rosskarpozzo]

I like turtles.

[eminiem25]

tortoise ?

[TheYurgen56]

funny turtle

[LordFalltremor]

Like a ninja turtle

[mysaira10]

some of you guys are being very mean

[metallicaz08]

Turtle doesn't give a fvck. He just takes what he wants. He don't care. Watching too many Randell vids today...

[daisukiwiz]

turtle : THIS IS MA FUD D<

[TheAwsummninja]

best animal evva!!! Great video

[zeblla]

Eh ya 3am el Godzilla :D

[fatnlazyurcrazy]

Get out my cat dish

[NickolaRaee]

What a big ass hole!

[EvelyRayane]

Rapidinha rsrskkrsrs.........

[ciromrl]

best floor for a turtle :D

[ZaniaBispo]

Viu nem sempre o tamanho importa!

[andremartini1986]

son ***KOOPA

[VladimirSlotin]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

[mewrth]

He's in charge of controlling the cat's diet :)

[FruzDrew]

haha :D ang tapang nung pagong.. :DD

[renzokukenleonhart]

he even walks to the rhythm of the music

[manlancer24]

Damn they think everythng is food legit

[imprezaowner]

damn dont want to fuck with that guy. hes like my food back off cats

[RightWingAviator]

he took a little turd at 1:13

[jjfrizell]

that's a tortoise. 

[Airaheta1fan]

that turtle gots a grip..

[Mioramto]

Simply unbelievable! WOW!...

[Chantalallen]

This was the inspiration for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[lilkiller2222]

Turtle: hey you darn cats et away from my food damit ill bite you!!

cats:whatever...wait what are you doing wtf

turtle:i told you!!!

[gilmore7888]

turtles have both defense and offense

[TurboSquid09]

@gilmore7888 Base Stats for Attack & Defense are at 49.

[gilmore7888]

@TurboSquid09 how much speed does the aligator snapping turtle have????

[chemdawg720]

0:19 i lold so hard

[exik12]

turtle: get the fuck away from here you asswards

[djrouhl]

whoooo go turtle



[sl270703]

and who saaid that turtles are slow?!

[thenoahandfriends]

0:40 TURTLE SOUP!

[sugarpie761]

Turtle on a mission!

[MultiIvan98]

fast and fuirous 7 'turtle vs 2 cats'

[chloebrown11]

This clearly isn't your video as otherwise you would know its a tortoise. Turtles live in water, tortoises don't. However still funny as my torts do that all the time!

[electroflux]

It's not the size of the turtle in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the turtle. ;)

[DriveXD]

Turtle Winn

[johnleonard2010]

This is why I like turtles

[HardRockas]

The fastest pro-turtle

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[reape1987]

Michelangelo got pissed

[DziadekKuziek]

szybki jest

[2012ilove]

LIKE A BOSS

[Jakarayi]

lol. your turtle is a bully!

[salamirterra]

That's one angry fucking turtle

[EsterY11]

1:00 Nitro!

[teekowv81980]

looool



[TecKBoTy2000]

loool =))) hes dangerous

[Cassandraspetcanary]

Cats are helpless against a turtle.

[michaaell1]

Turtle pwnage!

[Elenuchka]

Черепаха тератистка

[jitterbug987123]

LMAO!!! I love it when he got stuck in the green bowl... LOL!!!

[yellowredxx]

Fuck yeah he showed them who's boss

[hinata3487]

0:42 Cat: what the fuck do you want im trying to eat, you damn turtle

[marakri]

o my God Michelangelo from turtles hahahaha

[MrEric4012]

stop running a way u pussies

[BeBlzTaRgU]

epic win :D

[pKilla910]

fastest turtle ever

[UndeadSephiroth]

Turtle thinks it's a dog :)

[Celphax]

That's not a turtle...

[SuperiorX99]

this is what happens when you show a turtle too many Arnold Schwarzenegger movies xD

[BuddyAcesRussia]

Lol turtle were tht fast OMG

[realmadridshawn]

hey guys theres enough for everyone to share be nice lolol

[michaelfry1]

This was a covert operation the cats had to die before they killed us all

[Silverstriss98]

lol i like this song too

[Silverstriss98]

stupid turtle but funny :P

[kurenaista]

BULLY TURTLE!!!! *_* poor cats D:

[n00bszpro]

slow and steady wins the bites

[Comy1201]

nom nom nom

[Cosm1nRO]

what a badass turtle

[bluevioletHusky]

the white cat looks like my persian kitten Edward in Grown up version,cute

[kattowitz4]

Damn, that turtle means business.

[tearshiddeninmyheart]

ah ha ha ha ha.LOl the turtle is soooo cute!!! even the cat was afraid.>_<

[harombee]

am i the only one who noticed he was aiming for the cats neck each time her lunged at it?? kill shot lmao

[DragonHammer45]

Dear god that turtle just went WOOOSH! and charged that kitteh!!!!!!!!!! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOSH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

[chazz681]

I would totally pay this tortoise to protect me

[winterlounge]

Wow this is funny, I have a Russian Tortoise w/ two cats and I've never seen him act this way. Most of the time neither pays any attention to the other.

[TheYomamaLandon]

LOL that turtle may be slow but he will chase ur ass down! xD

[SuperNoobtuberz]

Fastest Turtle Ive Ever Seen.... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

[nightmaredust911]

i disliked this video

[Supermaxsos]

¡Esa tortuga quiere comerse a ese gato! xD.

[beastalitator]

0:13 YEEEAH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! BRING IT, PUSSY!

...sorry, couldn't help the pussy/cat pun.

[II3umbleII3ees]

Why are turtles always trying to bite stuff?

[keisha0987]

Who says tortoise's are slow? huh ? WHO?

[zoebiflap]

Alpha turtle is alpha

[Doogle927]

turtle soup

[Terrystearsatlfc]

what a bully.

[YoungKilla1337]

That turtle is a badass.

[eligirl100]

turtle: i'm hungry for some cat

Cat: I'm scarred, MOMMYYY!!

[Simuliukas123]

go TURTLE!

[VladislavnovaK]

the turtle is like: MAAAN, SOMEONE TALK TO ME!

[joker112987]

cats: WHAT THE FAWK ARE YOU DOING!?!

tortoise: GET THE FAWK AWAY FROM MY FOOD! ILL DROP YOU MUTHAFUCKA!!

[TheDdpez]

omg funnnyyy

[comickitty]

don't run away from me my sweet!

[TheGmodfan1]

Thumbs up if you saw a piece of poop at 1:13 !

[PlaySteamGames]

BAD TURTLE WHY DOES IT BITE CATS ??

[Xobralvl70]

I want a turtle!

[MikeTYSONisMyMom]

the reason is a the nature based feeling of teh turtle as they keep their eggs in the ground

[greensleeves42]

Dang, that little guy can really MOVE when it wants to!

[em91198able]

Determination. He haz it.

[DaKillZ09]

BLASTOISE!

[lilspiderlily]

the bully in the playground!!

shame on you, tortoise!

[MrBehindthesun]

funny video :-) in need a turtle for my cats to ... what is the name of the song ?

[rocklee302]

Racist turtles; the best thing since sliced bread

[xXxThOmMyEbXxX]

hahaha the cat is like wtf!! i just want to eat!!

[DeluX0ni]

Turtle: "What? My food can run!!!"

[gaffelnskje]

hero in a half shell, turtle power : :D

[neilschaaf]

no time to around the bowl

[dlcist]

dont touch my FOOD  xD

[BabyFaceDiamond]

THATS TURTLE IS TRUE G! xDD

[mw2bigfan]

pause at 1:13 and play it and did that poop??????

[CaligirlSofia]

@mw2bigfan no its a wood mark on the floor

[the4445]

HAHAHAHAHA the turtle's trolling them

[jutoo2007]

Turtle wins!!!!! Flawless victory!!!!!!

[velocity80]

lol what do you expect from a military trained turtle?he's even got camoflauge paint on

[MattsFarm01]

Tortiose food guard

[SecretArtist1]

0:38 epic turtle trying to get to cat. lol so cute, he is actually crawling over the bowl! I didn't know turtles liked cats so much! :P

[zannabbyx123]

mean little bugger.

[1969deadhead]

0:20 Squirtle used bite

[lag0000]

@1969deadhead It's super effective!

[paolokrasnofff]

злобне



[tasodota]

move bitch get out of the way...bitch xDDD

[DeluX0ni]

:DDDD I must laugh... it´s so funny^^ It´s a fast turtle

[villemo1100]

fucking tutrle

[pigeonowner12]

Oh yeah I was readin the comments and at 1:13 the turtle takes a shit while running

[Amghannam]

@pigeonowner12 Hahahahaha

[pigeonowner12]

That turtle ain't scared of shit but the cat is plus Ur turtle is fast mine is just a bit slower and itts black with yellow spots and stripes

[pervychika666]

THAT´S A BIG MUTHAFUCKA TURTLE!!! HE/SHE RULES THE PUSSIES!!!

[Niffles14]

I guess rocko's modern life was right. Turtles do hate cats!

[GruntNL]

0.45 He's like ''Go away fluffyball, thats my food! >:(''

[TheNewMex]

that turtles like a hand grenade....shape and attitude

[NerxualDevin]

Where's the original or at least "World's Dumbest Brawlers" version?

[tacomonster98]

can't help but hear the tortoise talking like mr. T

[ValerieMcNall]

Makes you wonder, what did those cats do to him? LOL, very funny vid, thanks for the laughs!

[benjenings]

Beautiful turtle!!! Very active!! Bet he/she is very fun to watch

[NukeDarfur]

This is what we can expect from Obamacare. 

[ubestbelievezach]

my food!!!!!!

[DrPoon]

That is one of the most awesome shells I've ever seen.

[benjaythewhite]

is that a snapping head turtle? It would explain why the cats fear it.

if not, that turtle has got balls of steel to pull that off.

[Dudemag]

@benjaythewhite BALLLSS OF STEEEEL STEEEL STEEEEL..... BAALLLS BAALLLS BAALLLSS

[inu137924568]

omg at 0:40 its like MEH! HELP ME! BLACK HOOOOOOLE!!!!! XD

[mgoldenii7801]

did the turtle drop a turd at 1:13 lol

[MegaBearsFan]

"All your cat food are belong to me!"

[AngTheDino]

Hahahahaha, what kind of turtle is that? So cute :)

[WiadroPiwa]

He is The Boss. He even walks like big fat one!

[wmh1968]

Priceless and a nippy little thing

[demonCK7]

Kozak :D

[Zjgamer]

run turtle run

[roseangel080]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS TURTLE?!?!  He's all like, "get out of my kitchen, bitches!"

[vsi313]

Small VIP ..or (VIT) lol

[shatalg]

that turtle doesnt give a fuck.

[MrAmanisko]

Stooooooooop ruuuuuunnniiiiing aaaaannnnnddd plllllaaaaaaaayyyyy wiiiiiiiithhhhhhhhh meeeeeeeeee...

[axa920]

Name of the song?

[JesusOrMuhammad]

haha crazy turtle

[Gullig173]

run cats run!!!

[7ItalianStallion]

damn yo that turtle is hilarious hes a bully man

[MKHunited]

turtles are fast !:O

[filmflipful]

"THIS IS ALL MY FOOD, GET LOST!"

[EvlMidgtBich]

Hahahaha love it

[009507567288]

haha^^

[mqvmusic]

That tortois doesn't mess around maing!

[dgracer31]

thats one badass turtle

[mari1967ful]

joder k mal es la tortuga no deja a los gatitos va a morderles

[noellaboopboop]

That turtle is an asshole.

[B00mHeadsh00t1997]

0:16 get the fuck out of my terrain >:O

0:20 what about that, mother fucker?

[VoiceOfReason7]

Cat: The hell?!! There's a rock trying to bite me!!! O_O

[JustPlainBored00]

Its called RUSSIAN tortoise for a reason:)

[paulbuss]

@JustPlainBored00 my russian tortoise has a attacked my two cats...they can be very territorial

[GuigoFs007]

Is Turtle Ninja hahahaha