Lobster Magnet

[flosthebos]

Timecop, i know

[piprod01]

There is actually an experiment involving Lobsters and Magnets:

If you replace the sand thing in the lobsters body, which basically helps it tell which way is up, with something magnetic and you hold a magnet above the lobster it will swim... UPSIDE DOWN!

[rltw04]

This video is so awesome it still gives me chills down my spine, even after I first saw it in fucking 2001!

[THECapedCaper]

I can't believe that there hasn't been a band over the past decade to cover this song.

[sritger]

Epic old-time internet goodness!!!

[twoodsak36]

Albino Black Sheep used to be my ticket to being the cool kid in the neighborhood.

[Telsiph]

I'm old

[iamjacquesmichel]

I will personally assassinate anybody who dislikes or flags or hates on this video.

[iamjacquesmichel]

Hey guys. My Uncle Jake (Jake Shepich, the guy you guys know) he showed me this video probably a year ago and I showed it to all my friends. And now it has like 300,000 hits. You're welcome

[yiffyfoxies]

@iamjacquesmichel you're so OG, dude, thanks. its not like the rest of us have been watching this since it was a flash video 10 years ago

[orochifire]

@iamjacquesmichel

This is like 11 years old, you tard.

[TheLastFemaleSaiyan]

Oh Gawd. I remember seeing this years ago, I can't believe I just found it again. XD

[karlalabama]

Right claw south!

[dedfsh42]

Classic Interntz

[TimmyTheDoodle]

My life...is now...COMPLETE

[merrychrimbus]

im 12 and what is this

[DetractosWins]

you got a lobster, you got a magnet~~

[GlitterySpleen]

I like all the idiotic comments from all the people too young to have seen this the first time around, who are all angry and confused because they "don't get it".

[willizle02]

Oh god, im in the weird part of youtube again....

[edgecrusherhalo]

i saw this a LONG time ago and it is still the most random thing i have ever seen.

[sxcdudeson]

I watched this in 2011

[edbapemo]

Kill the lobster!

[effyouceeekay]

fucking breakdown

[effyouceeekay]

this is worse than awsome reach ...

[xNachoFilms]

I have contracted both type 2 and 3 diabetes while listening to this song.

[edbapemo]

Numvgfhxvmnjvrgbchnjvctxtcf

[MilquetoastThug]

You ever read John Dies at the End? This song is EXACTLY how I imagined the song "Camel Holocaust" to sound.

[yamihikarilightdark9]

... What the fu-

[broxtonscience]

....

[Kgwilson71179]

I want my minute and 43 seconds back. Jesus Christ!

[Microwavish]

@Kgwilson71179 how did you access the secret extra 18 seconds of this video and how can i do the same

[edbapemo]

Lobsters are boiled and eaten.

[edbapemo]

This makes no sense.

[DerFuhrerfurimmer]

Is it bad if that made sense?



[humming0is0a0gift]

I would bone a lobster right now if they didn't have beaks... Oh and claws.

[123seth789]

SHABWABOO!!!!!!!



[andyman8005]

this is so reatardted



[sharpezor]

You know that somebody, somewhere tried it. They tested to see if lobster really sticks to magnet.

[VashStampedeDX]

left claw north, right claw south

[Whirberry]

That was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[justinnielivedotcom]

lobster made of MEAT!!!

[bornburied]

@justinnielivedotcom Rabbit made of steel !!!!

[justinnielivedotcom]

@bornburied Lobster has a BEAK !!!!

[MasterUnholyWar]

Fuck, this was really 2000?!?! Feeling old...

[MrYuri211]

how did i get here?

[numbstateofennui]

I remember when this came out lol

[DannyM0800]

yeahhh



[SpeerBlade]

MY EYYEEEESSSSS!!!... the lobster bit them

[davidcurrin]

62 people tried to put a lobster on a plate

[lynyrdskynyrdrocksu]

I own a horse

[lazomaniac]

where am I?

[UnpoeticCircle]

EPIC



[supervanuys]

i first saw this on albinoblacksheep years ago, that lobster still sticks to my magnet, i'll tell you what.

[mongo399]

Okay, now i have no fucking idea how magnets work.

[NotSoAmericanIdiot]

The start sounds like Metallica.

[grimjack28]

I was standing on the shores of internet prehistory when this crawled up from the primordial soup. Then it tried to rock my face off. I barely survived. Don't put a lobster on a plate. He'll use his magnet to escape.

[macteazle]

this shit came with the internet and it still owns

[friendlybacon]

he will rip out your EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE

[rungettothechoppa]

Thumbs up, if you didn't understand anything, but still watched it to the end at least once :D

[SnooKIE1024]

I watched this cartoon like 7 years ago. Still great.

[annashen88]

lolwut?

[AKADevious]

omg its catchy

[JasperDx16]

FUCKING MAGNETS

How do they work?!

[EnorusLoL]

The drums = rape

[turniptaco]

@EnorusLoL Sound quality = rape.

[Phelan666]

Mind the gaP...

[Draconeena]

WHAT!?!?! AHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAAA..........O.­O

[ClickClackClickClack]

It even looks like an old style flash animation

[keeplivinlife]

So that's how the Titanic sunk.....

[willizle02]

And then he'll bite your EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­YE!!!!!!!!!

[HinyuChannel]

so much before its time.

[Bruchac]

ok...what?

[PencilShavings]

SO FUCKING METAL.

[KCgrill]

lobster got over 9000 magnet power

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

Peter Gryffin's Rock Lobster meets Magnet Lobster.

[xerke]

That lobster is trolling

[Mdeil20]

the result of smoking weed

[Dockofusa]

RIP 1:24

[OrangeTealSky]

Damn, I need myself a lobster magnet. It's the only way to escape Batman. Then ofcourse I have to escape being put on a plate.

[gregdalek]

don't put a mormon on a plate, he'll use his magnet to escape

[Airclot]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

[0prosthetics0]

@Airclot The greatest flash ever made. Forever.

[Ghostgal11]

I just added the 700th like. Now what?

[houtexjr]

I almost died of laughter, I started crying and my mom came in to see if I was okay, then she listened to it.

[metsat8ll]

i like this more than death magnetic.

[zloi109]

@metsat8ll I concur, though death magnetic ain't that bad

[Ckingstew]

And that's where baby's come from kids.

[EdTheBadass]

wtf did I just saw?

btw - you got to digg that awful drum :D

[UndisGhost]

Garbage.

[yenyoo]

i dont understand a thing about this video but i watched the whole thing trying to see if i would get it at the end....but i didn't. now im wondering if lobsters sticks to magnets.

[thegammageek1]

Epic. This was the first thing I I ever saw on the internet.

[KirbyRoolz47]

This was when the internet was so small, that you had to make REALLY GOOD stuff for it to be found.

[Wyverneer]

I just added the 667th Like to this video.

Hardcore.

[RandoMuTuberMaowlick]

@Wyverneer No, you just broke it.

[lilsweeti13]

someone just asked about law of attraction and I thought of this so I posted it as the answer with a suggestion they must learn. :-)

[ryanapple1111]

Press 512 lol 

[rotorterp]

46 people put a lobster on a plate.

[mustang6172]

I miss the days when viral videos were limited to flash animations set to music.

[curriejean]

WHAT?

[CaptainKrauser]

Fuckin' lobster magnets, how do they work?

[mysinger4life]

@CaptainKrauser Ask a MORMON!

[MrGoodAlex]

I remember seeing this for the first time on Newgrounds about 12 years ago. It's still awesome after all this time. Too bad everything else isn't.

[cvg1099]

Motherfuck! I knew the Titanic hit something other than an iceberg... damn ultra subjective perspective on historical events

[FilthCrow]

Why can't we still like things like this?

[tajiya816]

Classic and nostalgic.

[number1canuck]

Lol i want the guitar tabs for this song

[groovyukulele]

This is epic win. I remember 512productions...Lobster Magnet...Ugly Girl...Cat in the Kettle...ahh those were the good days.

[MasterEnol]

Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

[joiless]

@MasterEnol Via lobster.

[JeanetteMiller1]

Hardcore lobster LOL My dad told me about this

[rhaeven]

left claw noooorth RIGHT CLAW SOUTH

[Bieeanda]

This ranks up there with the exploding whale, on the scale of awesome things on the Internet.

[SimonVasta]

oh my god i haven't seen this since i was like twelve and i remember it almost exactly. ten years isn't as long as i thought.

[cyan1dedr3ams]

@SimonVasta Amen

[maooz]

My physics teacher showed me this. Lol

[insazn]

@maooz so did mine >.>

[thegammageek1]

This was the first thing I had ever seen on a computer. Still just as bodacious!

[MgoSail]

Oh middle school coming back to me

[wanketta]

weetawded. but delicious.

[withered962]

Lmao this has to be like 6 years old now... I remember this senior year of high school.

[JeezaLou]

Wow I remember when I first saw this back in college. Still hilarious after all these years.

[guarana80]

LEFT CLAW NORTH

RIGHT CLAW SOUTH!!!!

[doomsjay]

clap clap clap

[shaman666]

if came here from the office 2010 review, clap your hands

[thwyter]

Interesting

[voodoodolll]

omfg

[ryutaroukun]

oh god this brings back MEMORIES

[jaron2789]

EPIC WIN ON THIS VID!

[btown123]

Funny! Luv the music!

[TheSpongeTom]

EPIC.

[cheesybubbleslook]

wtf lol

[redmage13]

I can't believe it's been almost a decade since I've seen that. Wow.

[junoxtc]

classic. ty for posting

[ipavemyownroad]

It's such a travesty when old Flash videos get re-encoded as YouTubes. These look terrible and use tons more bandwidth than the old collages / sprite animations did. Why can't Youtube just allow uploading Flash?

[markiemalarkie]

The funny thing is that YouTube *is* Flash.

[Hypermammal]

that isn't funny at all

[PanzerAngriff]

@Hypermammal Jesus hates you.

[Hypermammal]

I don't even remember what I posted? How the hell do I see it now that everyone hates it and negatived it into oblivion?

[mguyte]

@Hypermammal

I know, that's happened to me to. You should be able to see what you wrote, it's so irritating...

[OnceSavedTheWorld]

WOW 5 STARS :D

[KitterWing]

i want mp3!!!

[melcator]

just get a program to download the video and then rip the audio and you have the mp3 :)

[TelnetsRC]

Just want to get this right.. The dumber something is.. the cooler it is said to be right? :P

[TwistedLobster]

ahahahaa nice.

[LissaMonster]

Sooo much nonsense! I haven't seen this video in years, thanks for posting!!

[CinderemosTears]

xD epic

[froggyw00t]

heavy metal rock about a lobster

XD

[FujiManMan]

i actually still have the .exe in my documents

[aazh]

Wow. A pre-youtube video. Still epic.

[radisuzz]

A coworker posted a Valentines poem by her young daughter that began "don't put an arrow through a heart..." and every time I see it my brain sings DON'T PUT A LOBSTER ON A PLATE...

[outlaw892]

LOB-STER STICKS TO MAG-NET! *godzilla in the background*

[dannynanner]

RIP 512 Productions.

[Drummergoat2]

though seen a hundred times, this magnificent video never seems to get old!

[martrex2]

Right Claw South!

[radisuzz]

LEFT CLAW NORTH!!

[Sandwitchloord]

Right Claw South!

[altard00]

one of the greatest things of all time

[EinPrimitivling]

even greater as the unvierse !!!

[anginSeca]

This video reminds me so much of the internet when it was young. I miss the innocence.

[wheeloftimefreak]

Ah yes...the good old days when the internet seemed to have a purpose other than porn...

[SASardonic]

@anginSeca I feel the same way, I remember when I saw goatse for the first time, those were the days.

[greengrendel]

@anginSeca not quite the Llama song, but I see what you mean.

[IcumUswallow]

This shit rules.

[jellybabyshelly]

ahahahahahahahahaha! nicely done lol

[chinohormann]

oh wow, i used to watch this way back when i was in high school. still makes me laugh

[Iplay2win]

good thing you included the subtitles

I wouldn't have understood the song without it

[TheSadTroll]

very random , i love it

[wipeproductions]

LOBSTER STICKS TO MAGNET!!!

[lmaovidsBZ]

this rocks

[LeonFloydRock]

Lobster Magnet may be one of the best Rock songs of all time. DON'T put a lobster on a PLATE.

[mattz1010]

this man right here is a fucking genius :D