OMFG - Skyrim [Part 30] - Treasure Hunter Extraordinaire

[EVILdemon1123]

USE YOUR ICE SHOUT YOU MORON

[SmashMalla]

25:47

what about this guy does he have a house for me

yes

[Evangellist]

GO STORMCLOAKS!

[barrydoyle18]

lol! See how dragon breathes fire over the town and suddenly Jesse has failed the song of the alchemists mission, guess the alchemist died :P

[gonavygonavy]

And Join the freaking Legion you stormcloak sympathizer

[gonavygonavy]

OMG Lami's dead you idiot.

Do you not notice HUGE words appearing on your screen?!?!?

And for GOD's sake only turn on ONE quest marker and FOLLOW IT with your compass so not to waste time wandering around while trying to find your next objective..

[MRODST22]

@gonavygonavy he said in the 2nd ep he does what he want so stop trolling or ill break your shit off mkay

[THEkvertha]

I don't know if it was, but if my logic doesn't fail me, I'm pretty sure that it was the treasure.

(Hope I'm right lol)

[PopeKurt]

holy crap jesse cant read a map.

[Trigynom]

A level per episode

[SuperUltraDream]

You should put the Sword you got from the Jarl in your Whiterun house on the weapon thing above the door

[nihauw1]

she died in the flames of the blood dragon!!

[Talonknife6]

I think "Song of the Alchemists" should change the background music to the Fullmetal Alchemist theme song....

[TheBlackSerpentBeta]

R.I.P Lami...

We knew you not at all...

Necromancer: Oh Boy! Dead Hot Chick! Bringing her ass back!

[smartguy7531]

if you saw in the misscsalinuois quests it says loin the empire legion then 2 space lower join the stormclock rebelloin (join the empeire the stormclock want only nords in sykrim What about everyone elese)

[robbie4233334]

@smartguy7531 Is English possibly your second language?

[smartguy7531]

@robbie4233334 no but that was a epic typing FAIL!

[MartianDiscoFish]

@smartguy7531 It deosn't maettr waht one Jsese chososes, Tehy're bacisally the smae thnig.

[Ofl124]

@MartianDiscoFish

Um... Are you not from America or Canada or something?

[MartianDiscoFish]

@Ofl124 No I can speak english, I was taunting that guy who couldn't spell.

[leojard94]

"you cant walk two feet" -uses hore as mode of transportation

[graereed]

I hope you eventually learned to use the resist fire potions for the fire dragons :)

[Commando123789]

No she was turned into human bbq

[MegaJimJack]

Why don't you just get the clairvoyance spell and use it to go straight to the objective?

[Gamemaster411]

@MegaJimJack He has 3 MILLION objective selected at once. The better question is why he chooses every single quest at once.

[dovahkiinxxl]

HEY (╯°□°)╯ i'm the "SELL IT ALL YOU SUCK " guy (╯°□°)╯

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@dovahkiinxxl

Judging by your name, you're a Skyrim obsessed fatass.

[MrJustinArt]

Actually Jesse, the woman you were supposed to deliver the book to was burned alive by the dragon xD

[kittymerocks]

did jessie say sweet hart 0.o 28:55

[DemoKory]

@kittymerocks nop

[sokkeskum]

SKAHHRIM

[Emchamas]

Jesse, for gods sake, you dont need to activate every single quest at the same time

[sulfuras24]

Book collecting...Useful?

[Aonalion]

Did you ever go back to look for that chest? 'Cause I did, and it's RIGHT THERE xD

Like, in a bush further up somewhere x'D

[Blackshado999]

"i dont even wanna read the coments SELL IT ALL YOU SUCK" -looks to read comments- *looks at top comment* "SELL IT ALL YOU SUCK x)" thumbs up if you did the same and lol'd thumbs up the sell it all you suck guy too lol

[dovahkiinxxl]

@Blackshado999 hey thats me lol

[RedDragon210]

jesse you have to go to dawnstar theres a secret chest that gives the best stuff in the game for free

thumbs this up so jesse can see it!

[xXcomedy147Xx]

he called for lizy, and when he did, he came :D

[elite7459]

Alley is part of the dark brotherhood lol

[VIDDE9]

23:15

Like i wanna c the skeleton, hahhahhaha loveu jesse !

[XXBenitaXX64]

be a stormcloak its fun then if you replay the game be an imperial thers a tone of replay opotunity in this game :)

[Cilitbangisthebest1]

Don't sell it all, it is useful.

[Soulreaper42able]

Jesse get spellbreaker from the quest you get from shrine to peyrite. It makes it so much easier to fight dragons.

[HyperRed1]

Jesse the person that need the book got killed!

[TheDjdan11]

(21:51 top left corner) Jesse uses paralyzing bow its not very effective

[gotnojokes2]

SELL IT ALL!! YOU SUCK JESSE!!!!

[101Nukes]

you have the power to become eatheral (or some crap), you can call animals to aid you and you have frost breath but you don't use them ... why jesse

[TheJay1017]

When he acciedently brought up the console commands i expected to see something like "/Give GlassArmor001"

[Jac0bae]

i facepalmed when jesse ran past the chest in the bottom left at 13:29

[icebat10]

@Jac0bae dude thats just a block of stone i have gone there my self and seen that it was just stone.

[uz3rs0n]

Eboneh mail!

[TerranWTF]

Jesse you suck at reading maps...

[XshadowNL]

@TerranWTF I'm sorry for your butt..

[noah279878582]

@XshadowNL FTW

[TerranWTF]

@XshadowNL What? Im not complaining, i like when hes taking alot of time doing something...

[DarthZ01]

Jesse, the deadric princes are not "bad guys"

They are gods, unfortunaetly that means they don't care much for mortals so people think they are bad.

However there's zero reason to dislike them in skyrim. They only exst to give 1 quest each that gives a special item, daedric artifacts. They are the best items in th game mostly, and getting 15 of them gives an achievement ;)

[Tk3997]

@DarthZ01

yeah sorry but anyone that requires you to murder other people or they'll murder you IS a "bad guy" under any sane definition given what a number of the other quests involve such as you know murdering an innocent creatures that done nothing but help you, slaughtering people important to you for just a good item, etc they are most assuredly "bad guys" in EVERY sense of the word, they're not just ambivalent they're actively malevolent toward mortals.

[marcgw496]

lol i hate that guy at 5:42 so much, i wanna slit his throat so bad, or shout him off a cliff!

[ahap134]

@MRtrollkisser but the stormcloaks are racist against the elves, not that I mind cuz khajit are the best but I've done both campaigns and Ulfric is an asshole.

[SuperZlatan940]

38000 ....at the end of the game you will think thats little. I have over 300 000 ;)

[EATTHISBIACH]

is it just me or dose the mountain seem to have a boner at 14:35

[hanzo677]

RIP Song of the Alchemists quest giver.

[BlacksPrower]

glass armor seems like a very inconvenient thing to arm yourself with

[HotaruZoku]

I like how there are only two people who don't like your videos. The incredibly nerdy "butt clench voice guy", and the violently psychotic "batman villain thug #3294 guy".

[gravygradyful]

In case less than several 1000 people have already told you this - You Failed the quest at 21:25 because of Lami being killed by the dragon.

[Croltown]

omg how could he miss the chest ?!

[xKidRiverx]

@14:00 Jesse, you can use your horse to get up most steep slopes. Thumbs up so he can see.

[CabooseVsBlueTeam]

hmmm I'm afraid that I have to say it now....... SELL IT ALL YOU SUCK O:< *butt clench* xD

[ahap134]

JESSE THE EMPIRE CAMPAIGN IS WAY MORE FUN AND REWARDING!!!

[MrTrollkisser]

@ahap134 yes but the empire suck dick.

[ahap134]

heh heh reminds me of the time i slaughtered every living thing in whiterun ah good times

[LaserShark123]

New game starring Ally: Assassin Steed.

[HolyDelaron]

You would think a magnitudal directionometer would be a compass of some sort. After research, I've concluded it to be the part of your brain that reads maps and clues, and helps with treasure finding.

[TheSephiroth5]

@narutofan321211

Jesse is more of a Warrior.SO i think COmpanions in Whiterun would suit him better.

[Croltown]

@TheSephiroth5 nop they teach 2 handers heavy armor archery witch jesse dont use

[narutofan321211]

who thinks jesse would have a fit over Crimson Nirnroot?

[narutofan321211]

oh and my damage is higher than yours jesse

[narutofan321211]

jesse should do the "College in winterhold" questline as u get a mask for the Labryinhian there and the staff of magnus as well as becoming Arch Mage after completing the questline (im lv 22 and i did it at lv 12 with Orcish armor as a unarmed Khajiit fighter i used spells admittingly but a majority of the damage was barehanded attacks)

[stevezelek]

21:23 Song of the Alchemists questgiver dies from dragonfire

[fleaminecraft]

If you pick a side in the war you will learn a shout if you join the empire the shouting priest dies

[TheFailGamer27]

So allie's a member or the dark brotherhood? 0-0 also I bet Jesse would love being a werewolf. I just became one and it's sooo awsome.

[mihailo343]

30 minutes of walking around ... why is this game so popular ? did u ever herd of warhammer space marines ? now that is cool first person game ....

[oxane240]

@mihailo343 its because you can do whatever you want really, in space marine you hack and slash you way through orcs, damn does it feel good but its not free roam :)

[Kristyrox2014]

level 30 for part 30!



[angrysandslash]

21:19 is were the dragon kills the quest person

[Hijynx87]

IDK what happened to my horse... i had frostbite.

[WlatPziupp]

@MrSAFETYFIST Wow. That's so nice of you, spoiling a fucking awesome story line like that. Thanks dickhole

[thedexs1234]

that quest the wizards has is when you is looking for a cure to vamparisem

[mrVojjin]

I wonder what Jesse will do when (or if) he gets Shadowmere

[TheSpiffyHarry]

You can revive that quest giver using the console menu

Look at the corpse, press ~ to open console, type in "resurrect" without the quotes, done! :)

[HulkingUnicorn]

@TheSpiffyHarry Won't you also need to modify the quest state?

[TheSpiffyHarry]

@HulkingUnicorn

No idea... Maybe he should make a backup save just incase xD

[Mariose123]

Jesse you failed book quest...haha he will be so pissed when he finds out.

[SuperSHlT]

jesse, you did need to get that book for that chick, hen the dragon showed up and killed her :'(

[andrej13666]

i lol'd so hard when he so casually said "oh no i totally forgot about your quest" xDD

[EpicBob123]

also at 21:18 that's when the alchemist lady died

[EpicBob123]

I used to be the best soldier in the rebellion, then I took a sword to the chest...

[thalrogh]

Ulfric stormcloak wants the throne only for himself, doesnt care for the rest of skyrim, empire tried to keep the peace

[PrinceHeru]

ug butt clenching, the treasure is underneath the bush you passed at 10:00

[MrRedbalrog]

Join the Dark Brotherhood!

[primeGman64]

sell it all trolololol

[TheKevinEffect0]

SELL IT ALL! YOU SUCK!

[mittri1990]

Why did he fail on bringing the book even though he did not notice it?

[Del9fina]

@mittri1990 The dragon killed the girl that wanted the book.

[deloreangames]

@mittri1990 my guess is that lami died fighting the dragon.

[KickingJoub]

9000 degrees = flat

[eye960]

happy new

year lol



[Readerofscrolls17]

Is it just me or did a person that gave Jesse a quest get owned by the dragon?

[KickingJoub]

@Readerofscrolls17 Sounds like a good way to die to me

[Readerofscrolls17]

@KickingJoub I can't think of a better way myself.

[shikler820]

magnitudinal directionometer. a compass that only works during earthquakes? thats probably why it failed him

[kidofburden]

Bless you.

[minecraft4781]

i used to write memes but then i stopped.........what?

[TheLed2012]

the reason the quest is not on there anymore is because the dragon killed her it even said during the fight you failed it because shes dead.

[1280Will]

Jesse how dies your blades sword do 54 damage its flawless mines is an epic one it doesn't do that type of damage

[ItachiGrey]

Wish Jesse did the Drak Brotherhood questline and get Cicero as his new companion for the lulz xD

[ChARLi3SC3NEFtW]

@TransformersPl0x Thanks man, my mistake.

[Rizikake22]

The Alchemist gets Burnt at 21:18 and found in episode 31 :P at 1:36 or something :P. Also the only reason the Scorch marks couldnt be found is that the snow actually covers the Marks, even if fire melts snow >.>.

[ZeroHeroes23]

In there tongue he is Baaaaavakiin Goat-Born!

[Lashb1ade]

'We're about to blow through these quests!...Now to find Danica.'

I'm dissappointed in you Jesse for not even noticing that.

[shizochaos]

it took me 2 minutes to find whiterun treasure. You really need to use your brain more often, ya know

[TheExplosiveBomb]

Dammit !!!! 1080p Why must you keep failing me !

[jccm122]

I sold it, for TEN bananas

[animalskingdom]

You should get a house in Solitude, it's huge and nice when you get all the upgrades :D

[aynnelnn]

@97nusse I don't know if there's a quest to cure it like in Oblivion, but if you join the Companions in Whiterun and agree to be a werewolf, it'll cure your vampirism.

[TracinyaLachance]

You should have called this "Jesse tries to figure out how to read a map". Sorry ;)

[MagnusHarvest]

Jesse should play the Molag bal quest:P

[GoznerPeter]

Jesse you will never need to damage magicka regen of an enemy, when u can kill it in 5 sec

[GamersFirstHD]

Episode 30 lvl 30 nice!

[charzard0105]

You don't have glass arrows :P

[97nusse]

if you have become a vampire where do you cure it?

[MrBoumansRaf]

@97nusse Falion in Morthal has a quest to cure you

[Gjkl345]

Go to Windhelm. See Ulfric's racism. But since your a Nord, it shouldn't matter much since the rebellion more so wants the lands of Skyrim back to Nords mostly. Both sides are equally matched in pros and cons.

[Radvo1]

GOD DAMN IT ENOUGH

it's been 3 days I think Jesse already saw that he failed the quest and why , stop saying this every 15 minutes , dayum.

[ColletteKelly]

Unless you're constantly stopping to chop wood, there is no point to carry your Axe Jesse. It weighs alot more than you think it would. All those potions are actually weighing you down quite alot. Check misc items to see what you are carrying as you seem to be carrying alot considering you're using light items.

[biglilfish]

Jesse, There's a farm that has quite a few nirnroots growing, and they respawn over in a place called Sarethi Farm. I cant give exact coordinates but you can youtube or google in of course! Thumbs up so jesse can see this as he is obsessed with nirnroots!

[bleedingmenn]

@biglilfish What do they even do?

[WlatPziupp]

@biglilfish He likes finding and collecting them, not having them. Nirnroot, as far as I've seen, is fucking useless in Skyrim

[ranged66headshot2]

JESSE USE YOUR FUCKING SHOUTS

[hexmeman]

imma punch that drGON IN THE FACE

[bloodysand29]

XD

[bloodysand29]

SELL IT ALL U SUCK -BUTCLENCH-

[mrisawesome12345]

Am I the only one that fought for the Imperials?

[GGORRO]

@mrisawesome12345 Death to the Stormcloaks And death to the Elves!

[A9s9100]

1440 comments and the top comments are the same

[MrBerserkPoo]

when people referer to thmself as one.. i start to get angry

[RPMindustries]

stormclockes or stormclokes don't remember but join the rebellion they kick some major ass.

[BogRollz12]

/watch?v=5wFkjPo0lQM

[Farfel08]

I pray that Bethesda will make an easter egg of a man titled adventurer, sitting on the ground trying to take an arrow out of his knee.

[zzzspawn]

I'm pretty sure I saw something UNDER the crag x) where you didn't look :P

[Nardellid]

jesses definitely going to go back to an old save and pass that test off screen once he sees the comments lol

[hotscotty10]

if u need to choose JOIN THE STORM CLOAKS :D

[SaurfangC]

13:31 you passed it I think it was a chest under the crag

[512abrown]

Why did he just fail the bard's quest during the dragon battle?

[Knudthebrute]

@512abrown read the 2 top comments

[AliceTurne]

Jesse you even missed that you failed a quest :O!

[AliceTurne]

isn't the bold line on the Treasure map a road?

[amc2004uk]

@AliceTurne Yep, it is. He was so close to the treasure, seemed to go everywhere but exactly where it is. Typical Jesse luck :P

[TheAngryDuckling123]

Jesse i think there was a bug in the partch taht made the treasure go away