Re: Proof of God's mercy and therefore existence

[WrestlingSmartazz]

whinny little *****

[PyroManiacFagumz]

SHE IS JOKING!

[jcd302]

I can certainly tell you that your experiment is defunct because all you did was FAIL to command God to conjure M&M in your refrigerator and reverse weather condition. It did however prove that God is not your bitch to command.

[pilgrimpater]

Word has it that god is not an M&M fan. Apparently he hates rap He was merely protecting you from the devil's own favourite sweet by not answering your prayers. It's all in the Bible because you can read whatever you want from that book.

[hippiedude93]

You're mad.

[TheNonBeliever82]

@rubyredfx I've only seen this one Jesusophile video, and judging from it, i am pretty sure he doesn't believe in god. But im not sure. I mean in this day and age, we are smart enough to know that god is just a hoax... but there are some who are brainwashed or just too damn stubborn to listen to reason. U are really pretty , btw LoL

[crystalbluep]

Is this for real? Do you think God is a genie that you just rub a lamp and poof you get what you wish for? Let's see, I pray the war in Afghanistan would end tomorrow, and if it doesn't, then I won't believe in God. I could use a million dollars too. Let's try that. It's a pretty childish way to look at God and His relationship with you. He hears you and loves you, but he is not your genie.

[Zeldarulah]

Who puts M and Ms in the fridge?

[MsButterfly1960]

Alot of people don't even read the Bible, please get educated!!!



[CammehYaBams]

He's clearly a troll, don't take it seriously.

[HaleyNicoleTwigg]

God isn't a genie in a lamp! He doesn't just pop up and grant you your every wish.

He gives you or of three answers.

Yes

No

Or not right now.

And I'm guessing that bc none of those happened it was either a no or not at this moment. Orator isn't to get your way when your hungry and want m&ms

Prayin is alot like a conversation you would have with a friend. Just because you didn't get a letter done bc you ran out of ink doesn't mean that God doesn't exist. It just means your pen ran out of ink

[ktlady623]

In religion, the idea behind praying is not a magical, easy way of getting what you want. It is not a magic trick, and it is not a bargain or a petition with God. It should be a serious, deep conversation with God. Praying for M&Ms is not considered "deep," by anyone's standards. Knowing that you didn't buy M&Ms at the store, praying for M&Ms, and expecting M&Ms, is a ridiculous "test," as you call it. God shows himself in mysterious ways, and as far as I know, usually not through chocolate. :)

[ThisReallySuckz]

hey im hotter than you are

im boy-pretty

meow

most of these chick videos are almost watchable if you just mute them

[L33Tspartan]

heads up I'm quite sure jesusophile is joking

[themaskedpinapple]

Maybe there is a god but he just hates you cause your a woman. After all its the same god who gave you period cramps, post pregnancy stretch marks, pubic hair, and high doses of estrogen.

[whereismygracejesus]

You people pray for silly things like m & m's to a no god son of perdition and expect a result! Real God may think that you may get a fat ass eating them, did you ever think of that? Maybe if you wasn't so selfish and mean hearted God may choose to reveal itself to you.

Repent or else..... Now where's that thunder and lightning and brimstone mp3 gone, you can never find them when you want them. You'll have to settle for the neverending story. Fear God.

[Doomchicken9]

Exactly!! I pray all the time and they are never answered - PROOF to all you theists

[Ikings327]

your praying for m&ms? rofl

[1984ies]

Allah gives humans food to eat, He sends water from the Heavens, He gives Life and causes Death, He has no sons, partners. Muhummad peace be upon him is the messenger of Allah. Allah makes the birds fly in the Sky, He revealed the Quran, He gives us milk from the stomach of a cow, To Him belongs all praise, Islam is the true religion of Allah, Allah makes the ship sail in the sea, He gave humans hands and feet. So why do people worship other gods besides Allah?

[sovietlemon]

Save your fairytales for children.

[1984ies]

@sovietlemon

its not a fairytale! someday you'll realize that im right!!! just wait.

[sovietlemon]

One day you will realise that life is meaningless, that everything is random, that there is no ultimate diety that controls our fate, and the human consious is created through neuron transmittions in the brain, and when you die, there is nothing.

[1984ies]

@sovietlemon

you are wrong! life is so meaningful and everything happens in it isnt random! it happens for a reason! whether you believe it or not but theres God who controls our fate and he's the one who created us and the whole universe as well! may Allah guide you to the right path!

[sovietlemon]

Does god command it because it is moral, or is it moral because god commands it?

if the latter is true, then morals are arbitary, and have no meaning.

if the former is true, then what is god's point, he is unnesesary.

and if god is omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient, how can evil exist?

if he doesn't want to stop it, he is a daemon, and not loving.

if he doesn't know, why listen to how.

and if he doesn't have the power, then why call him a god.

[1984ies]

@sovietlemon

he does have all the power! as for evil it comes from the Devil not Allah (God) although he himself creates Devil! but that is only a test for all the humanity! Allah (God) tests our hearts to know if we are true believers (Muslims) or not! and of course if we keep depending on him he will always help us! he really exists! i hope you will see the truth one day.

[sovietlemon]

that's nice, just don't mention any of my structured points, completely refuting the existance of your god and retort with your faith nonsense.

If god knew everything, why did he create lucifer, the angel, if he knew he would rebel, and kidnapp some of his angels, and cause a war on heaven, why did he create a dimension known as hell, a place of eternal suffering that you will be sent to if you don't beleive in god.

That a murderer that says sorry to god will go to heaven, but a good person wont

[AhaBach4Life]

SARCASM: You foolish maiden, the Allmighty can not be implored for petty reasons such as yours, when he is too busy allowing wars, pestilence, famine, and other "acts of God", so WTF would He be interested in giving you M&Ms?

[bdsbsl]

The problem is you looked to another being for your answers to these minuscule issues. The answer is in you. If you want M&M's, go to the store and get them. If you want rain, go somewhere where its raining. The power of prayer is solely apart of you, not relying in something else to do the work for you.

Open your third eye.

[2nDoppelganger]

LMAO evolution has failed this one

[Orgasmic45]

Epic fail on this bitch's part.

[Orgasmic45]

Jesusophile is satire. fail.

[MusicIsMyLife431]

HAHA i think gods not real either.....because if you can't feel it hear it or seee it i think that means its not real.

[clintmmartin]

A scoffer seeks wisdom in vain, but knowledge is easy for a man of understanding.

[Dubhuir]

Maybe God hates you?

It's the type of thing the guy does. Steal some M&Ms, cause some genocidal wars...

[sheshiechan]

Fucking hell girl your "scientific" tests is as sound as his "vagina full of aids" Fail

[De4sher]

yeah but god only does things that cant be demonstrated. god only pisses people off, so that they become wiser and NOT get pissed off because god doesn't do anything.

see how perfect god's logic is?

[MusicIsMyLife431]

@De4sher well i dont....cause i can't see god so how can i see his logic....if his logic is so perfect why dosn't he save our earth and people that are dying for no reason?? and have you ever seen god, felt him, or heard him....because you can not prove he is real without doing thoes three things....so please tell me how do you know he is real?

[De4sher]

@MusicIsMyLife431

how do i know god is real? he comes to me for a cup of coffee from time to time, duh!

that was satire. i'm an atheist.

[jodyhud]

stupid whore



[BobboScrones]

Peanut M&M's are very good when cold.

[geragna]

This wasn't very funny :o

I'm sticking with the almighty Jesusophile.

[funincluded]

Who the hell told you that God answer's women's prayers

[ThalassianBloodKing]

that is a selfish thing to ask for, and you offered nothing in return? god does not reward the wicked or self-centered. thus, atheism has once again failed to disproove him. EPIC WIN FOR GOD ALMIGHTY! ;)

[pwnstoohard]

dumb and not funny

[Pdoc040761a]

I think suicide is your only hope. WTF ink and M&Ms, I bet you masturbate alot. Comes from posting stupid vids.

[PaulThePuppetier]

LoL

[Kozaack]

Although you cannot match Jesusophile's words of wisdom, I still enjoyed the video. I can see you have a point there.

[kausidya]

The Lord works mysterious ways. Sometimes he steals socks out of my dryer.

[GoondocksCastle]

Since we're unfamiliar with the concept of tongue and cheek sarcasm, we'll just close the register here.

[cnavaro88]

Hey, Iove your button on your shirt. Do you know what it is made out of?

I would love a button like that to go on my trousers. Most people don't think buttons are important, but nonsense, I say. You are clearly a person that appreciates a good button.

[conguyuk83]

Brilliant, I love your satire, lol. It's refresing to see someone actually making a joke out of religion. People take it too serious.

[JamesRadnus]

Hone... why worry about God? If he exists he doesnt give shit, and if He doesnt exist, that would explain a lot of the misery on this world.

[Kalakroof]

I think Jesusophile's videos are satirical. Or at least I hope so.

[drekas2005]

I don't know if you're serious or just joking.

If you're serious....Fuck you're dumb.

[theishbalamassacre]

I thought this was serious at first... phew!

[neerGnayR]

"God" is an idea to help people live day to day

[bttrflykiss7701]

@neerGnayR today? lol... it's an idea that has helped peeople live since the beginning of time.

[neerGnayR]

@bttrflykiss7701 Go back, re-Read. No not "today," "Day TO day " as in everyday life... Your "God" should help you with comprehension lol

[bttrflykiss7701]

@neerGnayR ah... misread that... and I'm an atheist...

[neerGnayR]

@bttrflykiss7701I was kidding with the "Your God" comment, you Lol'd in my face though haha take care

[bttrflykiss7701]

@neerGnayR ya... i retract that 'lol'.....my bad

[neerGnayR]

Read the Secret or the Wisdom of Florence Schovel Shin. I think you are just bringing your subconscience into reality. Like you asked God for there to be Rain, but inside you thought it was not going to rain the next day... You asked got to give you strength to write a paper but subconsciously you doubted it would work... the pen not working is a result of you always expecting a negative outcome... "God" doesn't care if your pen has ink.

[metalmissionary94]

you shall not tempt the lord your God.

[justicecallicles]

True. Last time someone did that, he got a married woman pregnant.

[AndOfTheDeath]

Jesusophile is trying to being ironic in his video you dumb bitch. He isn't being serious

[2kfm3]

Because there is a 0% chance that she's just playing along...

[Key2daUnderground]

neither is she...

[RivekTheFallen]

@AndOfTheDeath I'm pretty sure she's trying to be ironic as well

[Roerpues]

You can only prove that Religion and an anthropomorphic God is a bunch of shit. No one can know where there is a god-like organism somewhere. However everything we experience follows the rules of physics and is not affected by some dumb ass humans putting their hands together and vibrating their vocal cords.

[agnat86]

So God does not exist, for the obvious reasons that you have no M&Ms left in the fridge, no ink left in your pen, and it's raining?

That'll teach those Christians. Awesome rebuke!

[Adamal1]

The term 'fight fire with fire' applies here, or in this case, fight severely flawed logic with flawed logic. His flawed logic is pretty hard to follow up on, however. Hats off him.

[J0k3r4U]

@agnat86 You know she's kidding right? she's obviously a Christian!

:-)

[Adamal1]

Proof of god is only in the existence of a book that was written long before any living man was in existence.

Who is to say that this existence is either fact or fiction, when it has been forced upon us for centuries without the option in our lives to question it.

Only in more recent years are we given the ability to think for ourselves and question the existence, when we find there is no evidence to 100% confirm either way if there is an existence. For if there was, we would have no choice.

[BGenerous]

Matthew 18:19-20

Again I say to you, if two of you

agree on earth about anything

they ask, it will be done for them

by my Father in heaven.

So there you go, you have to get someone to pray with you and you'll get whatever you want.

Of course, God is like a genie in the lamp: you have to phrase your prayers precisely. You didn't specify you wanted M&Ms in your fridge (they were at the store). You asked for strength to write, not ink. And you asked for rain, but didn't say where! Ha! :D

[UpTheIrons1994]

"There's no ink my pen, there is no God!" Your logic is ridiculous, but I don't believe in him either. Just saying you could of came up with something that's minorly convincing.

[bigeyedfish0041]

Maybe it's because you forgot to ask "in Jesus' name"... Or maybe you're just not sincere enough.

[Jesusophile]

Who keeps M&M's in their refridgerator anyway?

[JawesomeThePirate]

I do. They're really good cold. Almost like getting a Dairy Queen M&M Blizzard except there's no soft-serve.

[ignoranttwat]

@Jesusophile

I love you.

[ArturoDabdoub]

@Jesusophile maybe they taste better cold. in fact, this gives me a great idea...

[FarBeyonDDriven8]

"..and there was no fucking ink in my pen, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!" lol