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  • Stupid. I shoot 10 shots within 3 inches at 200 yards with a HK3, 7.62mm at 200 meters with a drum sight. Thank you swedish army, lieutenant Nilsson and sergeant major Lundquist.

  • OMG! This is what we should do at Appleseed. For the shooters who are struggling to make that all important 210 score. Appleseed Instructors!.....Back me up on this! Let's ask Fred to change to this target. LOL! Just kidding around! GREAT Job on this video. Excellent!

  • Pretty good spoof!!!

    

  • that's why everyone hates americans. cause they are dumb

  • @myfunkychannel And this is why trolls like you are so anoying.. Because they dont get sarcasm and jokes.

  • Alright calm down everyone. You know this is a spoof vid. It's hallarious. Really funny.

  • @MavHunter20XX I pooped my panties from glee giggles with the nauseating smell and the parping noises and the gibberish.

  • Yes, if it was FOX news it would be very accurate!!

  • This is so true. Lol

  • So freakin' funny!

  • FAKE

  • That's pretty good spoof of CNN. I actually believed it for most of time until I noticed a lack of "War sucks" and "OMG KILLING!"

  • Through the ruff

  • I love it when they put the pasters over the bullet holes!

  • wtf how fake is that

  • HAHA This was great!

  • Fuckin Awesome!

  • I just dont think its right too make fun of the peopple that risk theyre lifes every day for youre protection...

  • they are not making fun of soldiers,it's a spoof.

    Plus when I was deployed I shot the fuck out of those drums with my buddys so it's commical auctually.

  • Is this a spoof?

  • hahahaha very funny

  • This is the Onion people!

    Seriously, read the bottom

    "Monkey found on base in Afghanistan turns out to be a staff officer"

    You actually think this is true?

  • CNN is a bunch of liberal dumb shits. They have people send shit out like this and it does nothing positive for our troops. They don't care about that though, it's about THEM! It's about THEM and their personal agenda. Typical liberal display of ignorance. Fuck all you liberal dumb shits!

  • @tgcrushes15 ..... Exactly how retarded are you?

  • What a fucked up video...

    "WOOOHOO! YEAH BITCH I SHOT A BARREL! BOOYAH!"

    Right...

  • haha yea right

    

  • haha i hate clearing barrels also

  • bahaha *sarcasm*..POG joke. yet another example of ignorance in the army. albeit i am a POG, i did security on the supply convoys. i have been blown up, lost 7 friends....and in concern with this video, have never shot below a 35. personally i think it's retarted we all hate on eachother...

  • @piercingbryan84 retarted? ..... ya.... your right about the POG thing haha

  • @MrRanger1987 and you're probably just another cocky ass soldier who thinks any woman would drop panties at the site of you. mr...ranger? enlighten us with your unit. pfft...troll

  • @piercingbryan84 your the one talking shit and i'm the cocky ass troll? its retarded we all hate each other yes you talk this much shit to people who dont know anything about on an internet website? wow good one ..."retart". fuck of homo

  • @MrRanger1987 u haven't given a unit ur with..provide one or ur arguement is invalid

  • @piercingbryan84 ohio army national guard ... charlie 1-48th infantry regiment/ (headquarters in tiffin ohio and i live in carey ohio) my training nco is ssgt. jody passeno

  • @MrRanger1987 o ok lol. if you are national tard then why is ur name mrranger?...ur not at benning or bragg, so therefore NOT a ranger. i am at bragg. not giving unit or NCO..why would you put your NCO's info online? lol....faggot part time soldier

  • @piercingbryan84 dude... my name is david ranger. cock smoker haha

  • @MrRanger1987 o noes you hurt my feelings

  • @piercingbryan84 wtf r u talking about? you made a stupid comment about me being a ranger when thats my fuckin name. i think your lost in the conversation big dog

  • That looked like a total BS report, the whole thing played out and cheesy

  • im english and only one eighth american but still if they can only shoot a barrels and not people then that eplains y the yanks are crap in war zones and have a large amount of blue on blue incidents(friendly fire)

  • @freerunnerhaz Its a joke bud

  • This has to be piss-take.

  • lol obviously its a joke... good job CNN

  • @shadowken360 you guys are stupid....do you really think its cnn?? holy shit, some people

  • realy cnn? kinda retard

  • this is a joke right?...

  • This one flew way over my head. Yup, I'm an ignorant asshole. Good thing I start BT in November.

  • wtf 

  • hahah ooh i get it thats funny as hell! lol

  • hahahaha

  • That was so funny ROFLMAO

  • Man...if everyone is this bad at shooting i'll get a sniper role for sure

  • haha you all are so stupid. It's a joke, not propaganda. Lay off on cnn a little damn.

  • LOL shooting clearing barrels...cant tell you how many times I've wanted to actually do that...actually...I did use one for sight picture practice once.

  • 00:57-1:09 WTF?FALSE ALARM??

  • HAHA this was funny! Hey morons dont get mad, its a spoof about not getting to shoot anything but the clearing barrels when they come back in from outside the wire. Everytime you(they) come back to the FOB, you have to unload, show, clear your weapon, and dry fire it into a clearing barrel to double check. These are usaully at every entry control point of the base. Dumbass cilivians get mad because they dont get the joke.

  • @SAR0311 ha! i was confused, but i get it now... im going to Ft. Knoxx for BCT Sep. 7th!

  • Screw CNN's liberal propaganda.

  • haha...the end was pretty funny.

  • Wooo wooo! We shot barrels! Fucking brilliant. Now when they have to take out an enemy, they either miss because they don't look like a barrel, or they hesitate and lose target aquisition because they have been programmed to think they have to be "comfortable" with the target to shoot well. What a bunch of fucking sweet-assed pussies.

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  • I hate CNN.

  • Is this the nerd-championship?

  • LOL! During my service in the Army, I never discharged a round into one of them suckers. That barrel at the end looked like hell, HA! Good one, y'all.

    Peace

  • haha lawl

  • FUCKIN HILARIOUS. Oh man. That was Great.

    US Army

    Infantry

  • what a joke.. doesnt feel natural? should just be happy that target isnt shooting back

  • @GhostyToasty27 ummm.... it IS a joke....

  • @GhostyToasty27 its a joke video dipshit. u might understand it better if you were actually in the military so dont talk shit on us. Its not even a real CNN video its all been edited to make it look that way.

  • if theres one thing ive learned is that you cant teach pogs shit.

  • XD So true!

  • isnt that barrel that they fill with shit and pee on their outposts and bases?

  • LMAO

  • pogues ftw!

  • How did you make the intro?

  • well funny

  • The only ones that I know who struggle most are officers. I don't know why. They have unfettered access to ranges (enlisted don't have it so easy) and they are ALWAYS the ones holding up the line.

    I didn't get the flick at first, but then I got it. This was geared to those who never leave the wire....LMAO! It's so true. All the "combat" they get is dry firing into a clearing barrel. LMAO!

  • i'm a civilian. my buddy is an Army intelligence officer and suppossedly is qualiftied on the M9 9mm Beretta. I brought him out with my glock and he could not his center of mass at 7 yards!!! WTF is going on?

  • You just said the two words that don't go together - officer and intelligence. Enough said?

  • @parrottrooper lol funny how many times have you seen an intelligence officer in the field? none thats how many lol there just as good as their information and thats not saying much

  • @parrottrooper or us troops and intelligence

  • @bxnyfordham. now your a fucking liar. what in the world is a intelligence officer. that doesn't exist. any where in the us army. you might be talking about a different army. your the type of person that tries to make other branches look bad. an for the record its about what gun you practice with not the one your given. i bet if you gave him a m9 he would have hit the center. but overall your a liar cause the us army soldiers are all great marksman other wise they wouldn't be a combative branch

  • hint of advice. Don't smoke crack and surf the internet

  • @9168141992 He didn't say his buddy was a combat soldier though, by the sound of it he's probably a specialist.

  • @bxnyfordham lmfao ya parrottrooper said it, because you said INTELLIGENCE OFFICER. He probably doesnt know a rifle from a squirt gun

  • Intelligence officer in the Army means desk jockey with little pay and benefits. At least in the Marine Corps. you are required to be rifle qualified through your career. If you are going to ride a desk, join the Air Force.

  • @bxnyfordham You said it yourself, he's an officer.

  • @bxnyfordham what would you expect? your speaking about a POG doing grunt work. he is an intelligence officer so he is right off the bat a POG. so chances are he doesnt get a lot of time to brush up on his range training haha

  • is that jim from the office?

  • That is funny as hell, and OH so true!

  • fuck you CNN

  • @snickernute42 lmao

  • thats just too funny

  • Damn, up to 1:55 i thought this was real!

  • its ittts its just not right =P lol

  • very funny vid! really like the text on the bottom

  • hahah Good video, I get it and Im a British Soldier..

  • POGs and Officers? Hell, this video applies to plenty of active duty Infantry NCOs, and more than a few Marines...

  • definetly agree hooah

  • if we ever get in a war with barrels thet are screwed

  • i dont get it

  • it's a fake CNN show made by soldiers.. lol

  • haha.....i think only combat arms folks will get his joke

  • what's a clearing barrel? Sry the joke just flew waaaaaaaaay over my head.

  • A clearing barrel is a barrel that you can discharge your weapon into to clear it.

  • what a bunch of dumb fucks.

  • I bet you're really smart.

  • omg this video made me laugh so hard xD!!! this is awsome :D!

  • wow bad fake are they not alowd to talk freely they have to act

  • haha, i thought this was real up until about the half way point.

  • what's the intro song?

  • lmao! 5 stars

  • lol great video.

  • wtf was this? ima go read the description box :P

  • Awesome. Epic Awesome.

  • the army would be on-par with the corps if they taught all their men to shoot for max combat effectiveness, not just the infantry. I know that all combat units, regardless of service branch, get the same excellent combat training. But POGs DONT

  • pogs?

  • person other than grunt

  • nuckingfuts

  • Clearing barrels are fucking stupid.

  • thats the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • LOL

    Hucking Filarious!

  • Awesome!

  • haha im combat support and this is too true. I proud myself on actually being shoot well even if im support, combat skills first. Sadly im scared if some of my fellow soldiers!

  • This is some funny shit.

  • HAHA! Clever motherfuckers!

  • It's pretty obvious that a lot of people (1) completely don't get the joke and (2) never served. That the two groups happen to overlap are not a coincidence.

  • This is so true and quite funny.

    ND's are not caused by lack of training.... it isn't hard to clear an M4. ND's are caused by lack of discipline to prevalent in POG units.

    11B!

  • No, it's caused by piss-poor training and doctrine.

    1) They should never unload the rifle unless it's for cleaning/inspection. Almost EVERY ND has a recurring theme, "I thought it was unloaded."

    You're human, you WILL forget, keep them loaded.

    2) Pulling the trigger is not part of the unloading process. Unless you are willing to destroy what is at the end of the muzzle, keep the damn booger-hook off the bang-switch.

  • Dude, wouldn't you be scared shitless if POG's kept their weapons loaded? I would.

    There's a reason some of them do a tour in Iraq and never leave the FOB or load their rifle.

  • They're probably democrats.

  • lmao!

  • If there is any serviceman who cannot be trusted with a weapon, why the hell would you allow that man to EVER carry a weapon?

    It should be considered dereliction of duty to not disarm and re-train any man who shows himself defecient in the handling of arms.

    This isn't playschool; "you go to war with the army you have, not the one you want," is the slacker's excuse. It's better to stand up and risk being hammered down than to die like a dog because you decided to "just go along."

  • Dude, from what I've seen, well over 75% of folks in the Army are not competent with their weapons. All must qualify to deploy, but qualification and competence are two very different things.

  • 75% really? maybe if they dont have a combat oriented job. I dont know how you got those numbers, but mostly every soldier I know is competent with their weapon. I admit there are some dumb shits out there, but that goes for every branch of service. I dont know if youre tryin to bash on us with interservice rivalry or what but, you are stretching reality a bit much

  • Hilarious! ... and, sadly, true

  • The problem is not the shooter, BUT THE TARGET! I mean, who likes shooting at people, right? Everyone likes barrels!

  • ALL soldiers should be superior marksman with Iron sights, then optics in BASIC training. ALL soldiers should be able to hit a man standing at 500 yards from a prone firing stance, 300 yards from a sitting or crouched, and 200 from standing offhand.

    NOTHING else in war counts than hits.

    "The most dangerous thing on any battlefield in that one well-aimed shot." -Carlos Hathcock

  • "Speed is fine. Accuracy is final. The real trick is learning how to take your time when your in a hurry." -Wyatt Earp

    The ONLY thing that counts is steel on target.

  • Anyone PM me what a clearing barrel is?

  • a clearin barrel is when you bring your weapon into a "green Zone" with no round in the chanber and no magazine you place your rifle into the barrel and pull the trigger incase a round is still chamberd it is in a controlled area as to no shoot your battle buddy in the ass

  • could this be any more pointless.

  • that is a good one.

  • rofl.....!!!!

  • shit who uses a clearing barrel anyway? if you don't know the status of your weapon, or how to control it you are retarded

  • every military that has safety regulations. Want me to list 'em?

  • no, i don't need you to list them thanks. clearing barrels are for POGs who ND their weapons all the time because they don't know how to use them or practice proper weapons saftey. this is why the military suck. because some idiot does something stupid and some desk jockey SGM or COL or above thinks it's everybody because he would prolly do the same thing. like having to wear the neck collar on IBA's. pointless. pain in the ass to lay in the prone if you have the collar on.

  • that's almost the same as the special forces training video. know, the one with the instructors

  • 01Danny2k701 and others that do not understand this parody......... It is in reference to all the negligent discharges servicemen have while loading/unloading over the clearing barrel.

  • is this Real>? LoL

  • woo that can at the end ive only seen a couple shot up that bad in my life. makes you wonder why people still shoot at em theres not enough steel there to hold up your target. let alone tell if you hit anything or not

  • lol i thought it was real there for a second. pretty funny

  • its cos they fell like its damaging something when they shoot a can, like if you shoot tissue with a pellet gun, it fells like your shooting for no point but if you shoot a can or bottle it feels better

  • haha that was classic. now i know why some soldiers in my unit had to requal 3-4 times..

  • wow that is some extreme music in the beginning!

  • omfg so staged!

  • Can't thank you Nebraska boys enough for bagging on that piece of sh&t 53rd. Those FOBITS made life downrange worse than getting shot at!

    We did feel sorry for you guys though for being stuck at Alamo? all the fun was in RCAG East (lwara, bermel, shkin)

  • LOL....that was funny..

  • Funny as hell !

  • You'd think that if you could shoot right you'd hit the target no matter what is was.

  • Dude - it's a parody !

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