Demetri Martin - If I 3 of 6

[bkboy747]

damn i really like his pictures

[geir44]

I hate all of you.

[brwnnerd911]

i totally want to do the beach thing how awesomely creepy would that be :)

[knotemo13]

I'm right behind you

[Sexypumba100]

i think he is the reincarnation of the riddler

[Rawsawn]

its more of a life note then a comedy show... ps was waiting for a "theres a joke in this somewhere" when i saw that busstop picture.

[thecloverbunny5]

INCREDULOUS I KNOW THAT WORD, THANK YOU MR.BUTLER FOR TEACHING US REALLY BIG WORDS!

[totalmollipop]

@thecloverbunny5 it's not really that big of a word. Did it really need all caps?

[djfm10]

where did a million people go?

[spongekitkat0422]

dam he's clever

[salbers99]

*sigh* Just more typical unsophisticated American humour...

[Sully0020]

@salbers99 Well I bet you dont live in a place with melting pot bus scenarios like we do

[jddii]

finaly im not alone!! D:

[Technomatical]

i never realized how freakin intelligent demetri martin was

[Jenna1252]

Mmmm, a ham, mmm!

[eddiebobjoe]

This man has given me a new outlook. EddieBobJoe. E- D- D- I- E- B- O- B- J- O- E- O bee job died – A bee`s job died. What does that mean? Symbolism: Flowers attract bees until they are out of nectar. A bee`s job is to gather honey. If a bee's job died, there must not be anymore nectar in the flower. Meaning of metaphor: flower is void of life, as to say, pointless existence. Main idea: Necrophilia? EddieBobJoe – Necrophilia. T_T Never going to be my screen name EVAR AGAIN.

[omganotherun]

Never seen a comedian like this. It seems so off-beat, but its still awesome, creative, intelligent stuff.

[NuclearPotatoSalad]

4:44 looks like Tosh.0 has stolen from Demetri....

[TwoTekah]

@NuclearPotatoSalad a lot of comedians have. Dane cook stole demetri's shoe joke.

[JMDMegaCorp]

tough crowd....

[JoeKerrMarx]

@JMDMegaCorp Wrong. Dumb crowd.

[Trashjack101]

Wow, I would never thought about this. He's pretty creative

[kevinzetina]

ive been watching demetri martin instead of doing homework, woohoo unproductiveness

[MrDrProfessorKyle]

@kevinzetina Yes, but unlike homework, Demetri Martin increases your intelligence dramatically.

[kevinzetina]

@MrDrProfessorKyle seriously my world history book didnt teach me anything

[FeltDownHard]

@kevinzetina same here

[dexterdudedec]

i can imagine demetri walking around doing selfies

[CalVoFrK6532]

3:32 unbelievable.

[AverageWizard100]

So damn clever

[bongmeester]

hahaha location location location

[chaosemeralds11]

holy shit this guy is smart.

[yaifibar]

@chaosemeralds11 well he got into Yale and Harvard law

[djtopherz]

@chaosemeralds11 almost finished law school too

[darkdudironaji]

@djtopherz No he didn't. He only got 2 years in.

[CrazyDave408]

@darkdudironaji You can earn a law degree in 3.

[meu02136]

Wow, 1,337,616. What can this mean?

[BuneticGuitar]

@meu02136 well... if you split it up between 1,337 and 616, then you get 1+3+3=7 and 6x1=6 haha

[alloadriana]

wow this guy is genius!!

[hmmg13]

Oh my god.. I love nerds. He is so cute.

[Kyreneth]

I love him. He's such a smart guy and he's hilarious. I think he should be more popular than he is, but I think his humor is too smart for some people.

[slappyluck777]

@Kyreneth not just some, 105 ppl

[morpheus105]

I don't know how anyone could dislike this...

[laurensreinds]

2:43 Don't eat during that part, I damn near choked. XD

[tartars98]

he's smart but he's to paranoid about other people and such he's too bent on other people's opinions

[Caseytehspacey93]

Yo, Alohla, Hola, Oy!

[STarCRAFT4BRITS]

wait a second i saw a couple different videos of demetri martin saying a good amount of these jokes in different acts he did

[airhead3571]

@STarCRAFT4BRITS lots of comedians repeat jokes at different stand up shows. if a comedian cant reuse material, and they had an hour show every week, thats lots of funny to make

[JN01051993]

lol is a palindrome...XD

[xXMansoniteYankeeXx]

I swear. When I saw that palindrome, I went "woa...". He's a really smart guy. I love how he's a typical smart guy, and tries to tell you his thoughts. But he does it through comedy, and simple terms. He's brilliant :)

[McMatthew23]

Jeez, he's so smart. It's crazy. He's like a sevant.

[DeathByTeacup123]

my dad only saw the pants part... awkward

[FarmerHeard]

he said it is a palindrome in the act twats

[Will1Anderson]

he has to be a the most unproductive person ever :)

[ThatGiraffeKid]

That hole middle section to the end was almost all from his CD.

[iZoeyRenee13]

dudes a genius

[nillychoirpop]

Pretzels? because of absorbency?

[Sylfieify]

@nillychoirpop Because a pretzel is salty, so he can get thirsty at the right time!

[nillychoirpop]

@Sylfieify hah thats good, never would have thought of that.

[SpaceNTimeForADime]

"If i" is a palindrome.

[nannythebestest]

He is sexy and probably doesn't know it - the sexiest kind.

[creepweirdo123]

i tried to come up with palindromes and all i came up with wuz;

live evil

map spam

keep a peek

they're nowhere near as good as his tho

[TheCarnage92]

Location, location, location.

[nidagichole]

everytime he says he doesn't get girls, i call B.S. because he is a sexy greek boy.maybe he means he didn't get extra hot chicks...because i'm not extra hot, but i'd definately be flirting with him.he's cute and he has pretty hair.and he is smart and funny

[WhatsHappening783402]

Not funny, more philosophical. In other words, look for laughs elsewhere...wait, I just used a pareblium. Elsewhere, where else is where? What the fuck am I saying

[12indy34]

...and when they go to look at all of the viewers comments, there's one comment that reads, "I'm standing right behind you..."

[dizon96]

"walking by this bus stop in the village" what village? haha

[glm136]

"this is a portrait of a pig; much later" lmaoo

[dragonriders86]

there are a lot more palindromes in the english language than we realize...WOW...LOL

[presencegirl]

That palindrome is so cool. gives life meaning.

[pokeybadger]

I would love to see into this guy's mind.

[SHaDowHAwK128]

yo aloha hola oy! XD

[Mattlarrivee]

Smart, funny guy. But I don't think any talent is useless. You're exercising your mind and showing more signs of intelligence than most people.

[kinkajuu1]

drew we will find you...

[AcidTrippOwO]

He makes me laugh like.. "m3ny lulz

[laurenkiki]

he has such a sexy brain...

[gbellavable]

@laurenkiki girl, calm down.

[Windowpaintedblack]

I love Demetri Martin :D

[Ingretto]

he's funny...but some of the things really arent as clever as he thinks...

[drewsky684]

Thank god his career is over

[CircusJaximus]

awwww lonely tylenol =/ he stole that from weird al

[HiTherePanda]

He goes to a lot of parties lol he's so funny though

[MidAbsentia]

"Man, I could use a drink. Oh, that's good, WHOA. Too much."

[TheGrimSleeper]

I can see why he became a comic.. he looks like he's having a lot more fun when the audience is laughing 

[bilbobaggins84]

the man is a genius!

[CharlieFoxtrot42]

I NEED to go to the beach and do that with the bottles ;D

[joak1073]

"G.I. boot's too big" O_o

[PsicKnight]

Get behind them on the beach!!!! hahahahahaha.....

[rageboyRM]

Does anyone else realize that this isn't one of his comedy shows, this is a lecture. Still funny though.

[TrevorBenoun]

LOLOLOL 1911 this sucker

[chocolatetape]

he's too smart for the crowd... theyre lost.

[RoseThorn]

He is awesome. Emos "ew" as I "eh?"

hahaha man I suck. I wanted to be witty and comment in palindrome but it's so difficult!

[bradleycuddles]

he reminds me alot of hedberg

[hidcloud]

god he's a genius!

[SarcasticSploosh]

Demitri Martin makes me feel better because I have spent entire classes tring to make a random word into an anogram, and I try to make words out of lisense plates. Thank you Demitri Martin!!!!! :)

[Siriliasa]

@PrivateJoker17

Well..he's only human, no matter how intelligent.

[IyongLingkod]

@Siriliasa : he is no intelligent, he just got some questions and random thoughts that happens to most people isnt just publicly displayed and out spoken in crowds.

[88retrac]

It's the way he connects different arenas of thought that's so brilliant. Putting the palindromes with the photos, etc.

[Ingretto]

half love him, half annoyed at his need to be validated by being superior...old news

[pirategirlfan301]

El Cycle

XD

[TheN3mo0]

I just wanna be your best friend.!

[vinniedex77]

It's because he was abbreviating "gi boot IS too big"

[PrivateJoker17]

He used an apostrophe before the 's' in a word that did not require it, how can he be this intelligent and make a mistake as simple as that?

[Havocfang2]

Demitri Martin = Sober/Not high Mitch.

[margiejooby]

If I is a palindrome... lol

[Revanche174]

@margiejooby lol is a palindrome, wow

[margiejooby]

@Revanche174 Wow is a palindrome, ahaha.

[TheRealMexifrenchie]

@margiejooby That's why the show is named "If I". Watch the whole show...

[margiejooby]

@TheRealMexifrenchie No way!!!! I had no idea!!!

(note: sarcasm may have been used in the previous sentence.

[RubenARuiz]

@margiejooby so is lol

[margiejooby]

@RubenARuiz No way!!!! I had no idea!!!

(note: sarcasm may have been used in the previous sentence.)

[matklstrength]

@margiejooby

thats the point lol

[Murphyvow14]

@margiejooby Let it be know that I ACCIDENTLY pushed the dislike button for this comment.

[Treefingrs]

@Murphyvow14 Let it be known that poo the wee bum balls.

[paulisnatis]

@Murphyvow14 you can go back and change it...

[paulisnatis]

@margiejooby WOAH! Think he knows?!

[RedneckPatriot1]

@margiejooby no shit. lol

[charmander4533]

Wasn't this old material

[baxizach]

unfunny

[RHCP723]

@baxizach You're unfunny. Maybe you should go watch somebody talk about farting. You know, something you can understand.

[shadowheir1]

Demetri Martin's last stand up special better be an hour long performed palindrome. I think he can do it, and I think it would be amazing.

[badbunny]

Man, this guy is genius.

[elementz1986]

Demetri doesn't have the delivery of Mitch Hedberg. Everything he says just seems flat and anti-climatic to me, which may as well be his point...it just gets old really fast.

[HarryGabo]

@elementz1986 what do you mean by atni_climatic?

[blarghhboy]

@elementz1986 Are you kidding me? Demetri Martin makes Mitch Hedberg's boring-ass look half retarded.

[jarquitt21]

99 people wore leather vests to a party

[petejuggling]

I wish his palindrome was 242 words so even the number of words would be a palindrome.

[ThommyTiernan]

The thing with the palindromes got me thinkin: This guy's not from this planet!

[grandaddynative]

PEANUTS !!!!! in your mother effin face!!.rogan!

[dominickkk5]

Tony H, why not?

hahahahaha

[Annaie123]

My name is same forward/backward! (My name ia Anna)

[KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ]

I WISH I was as awesome as this man.

Hillarious, genius, amazing, talented.

Most men should be like him. <3

[o8MetalHead8o]

god he is fucking smart, and if you cant see that.....well.....your not

[beccasingingfreak13]

it would be so fun to be his friend....

you'd never be bored.

[ScarlettEmpress]

This is such a bad crowd! How are they not rofl-ing? The first time I heard these I nearly wet myself!

[CassieLopez]

This guy's a genius!!

[spazthebeatnik]

That's when I realized that cool is all about ... leather sleeves.

[SITTM666]

i dont get the lighter joke at 6:15

[BeefDomination]

@SITTM666 When you like a song, you wave your lighter with the fire on ._.

[drknockers03]

@SITTM666 sometimes people pull out lighters when when a song comes on they like and watever

[Mysteriousone11]

Being knowledge is not the same as being smart, in fact, the are unalike in everyway, as you are either born stupid or your born brilliant, being knowledgeable is not, the same as being wise, in fact, being knowledgeable is as far from being intelligent, as Earth is from Pluto, in which case you are all the former, I am the latter. I am no less of a moron myself.

[Mysteriousone11]

Being knowledgeable, is not the same as being smart; in fact their very unalike in every way. Having an education is; will never make you brilliant, It just means that you have the requirement(s) to make a living. As I said before your either born stupid, or your Intelligent; you all fall under the former and I am the latter. Since I am human, after all, I am no less of an idiot.

[sunblocker64]

@Mysteriousone11 The grammar in your post(s) lets me know why you felt the need to comment as such. As a gifted kid myself, I am aware that "smart" just means that, instead of the average four to eight repetitions, it only takes us two to four times of having something repeated for us to log it permanently in our minds. We retain information faster and use it more effectively. Demetri is a perfect example of this; he gets things quick, so he can analyze them to the point where they're funny.

[Mysteriousone11]

@sunblocker64 We should be friends.

[Mysteriousone11]

@sunblocker64 At least you understand me and what and I am going through.

[omes7922]

I feel like if I went to school with this kid.. He would be the smart-ass in the whole class..

[tragicpixel]

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...especially if your teammates are bad guessers."

[damageinchonduras]

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[xBetweenthewheelsx]

@damageinchonduras If it's comedy, it's really, really, really intellectual stuff. More like food for thought that's funny every now and again.

[Bajnep]

Tried but giving up at 3/6. I think it speaks for itself. Demetri baby, you suck.

[spazthebeatnik]

@Bajnep Dang, you missed the best parts ... word of the day is awesome as are parts 4,5,6. :] So fun to watch a brainiac able to keep a sense of humour about himself...

[JoelBluminator]

I donno , too much ooh im so clever , not my cup o tea

[triphendrix]

El Cycle!

[MrJosefigueroa789]

how was breakfast? it was unbelievable

[shankapottomuss515]

Hilarious but terrible at sewing lol

[aHeavyWeight]

Thank You very much <3

MLG is awesome!

[ckyskater93]

@aHeavyWeight

he means that it is spelled the same backward as it is forwards. Like sexes and GI boots too big.

[aHeavyWeight]

What does he mean by "Same forward as it is backwords by letter?"

[NotHenryMarkum]

4:33 to 7:25 seems like he's just telling jokes for the sake of people who don't have enough attention span to keep up with his story.

[G1N4Daisy123]

he is such a genius!!!!!

[TheEuphBeast]

The palindrome bit is amazing. I want to read that poem, and I am legit jealous of his talent.

[YoMamaGotHops]

that thing he did spelling the words same front and back was amazing

[Brynjar00]

Annapinksecret is the cooolest

[pnadakicks]

fucking genius!

[gmctruck68]

i love his use of the word incredulous. "how was breakfast, unbelievable." great stuff, i wish i could just talk to this dude in person, ill bet he would blow my mind, no pun intended

[annapinksecret]

i remember watching this like 3-4 year ago before he got so popular... :/

these vids only had like 200,000 view even less..

[Keani15]

his nose<3

[EvrasGirl101]

<3 Demetri Martin

<3 Palindromes

[TheGaurdianofGahoole]

how was breakfast?  Unbelievable

[UnderGroundWaterPolo]

Oh my god. Pure Genius.

[ientrancedi]

brilliantly genius

[haimom1]

he is so smart!!

[RichardLevy01]

soo funny, i found these other comedian like zach galifinakis and ryan Lusignan to be just as funny