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  • Penology...I almost studied that at junior college but then I found out I wasn't gay I just had high standards

  • only slightly less stupid then Mudd's women!!!

  • lmao spock at 46:50

    (and p.s. thank goodness we've been cured of pointy boob disease, which so ravaged our nation in the 60s)

  • A penile colony? sounds terrible

  • inourhouse:iwasafraid:ofthesou­ndalone:intheshoweralone:docto­ralone:spockaloneprescribed:a:­cure:showerwitha:boy:ofyoursal­one:hewillnotbealone:withhisfa­ther:alonehewould:beyondhis:wi­llafraid

    We all know, so shut the fuck...

    to quote selma, ya know, up, yaknow, up ya havta know up......

    wc was reading a poem that grandfather held seetly as simply funny,

    i smasher of easter bunny eggs.... : )

  • Monkeys would provide better security lol :(

  • My only complaint is how vigilant you have to be with those unholy loud commercials. The show is very quiet so you have to turn the volume way up, but I can't really enjoy the show because I MUST constantly track the approximate time I think the next ad will pop up & gangrape my poor speakers. I like to watch this shit full screen, but then the status bar goes away unless I move my mouse around--just so I can have some kind of warning a gay ad is coming, it's just total bullshit.

  • What is with the shitty sound quality with all these episodes? I have watched several of these so far and they are all the same

  • Boy the security REALLY sucks on the Enterprise.

  • Just how many girlfriends does James T. Kirk have scattered about the universe?

  • @jeffrags2 Thousands

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH i couldnt stop laughing at spocks face to them kissing lolololololololol priceless!

  • Wheres scotty??!!! havent seen him in two episodes

  • @Seraph825 Spock can feel emotion. His planet sort of "outlawed" emotion, partly do to the fact that Vulcans feel very strong emotions. (like homicidal rage, and other very dangerous emotions). So Vulcans feel that they must control their emotions and think with logic instead. Also, Spock is only Half-Vulcan. So in a way, he does feel emotion and it would be slightly harder for him to control his emotions becuase of his half vulcan side.

  • If you guys have firefox and install Adblock plus, you don't get commercials ;) I don't!

  • YAY 1st mind meld :D

  • 14:30 YEAH BONES!!!!

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  • ok so..can spock not feel emotion? not being a HUGE fan of the series i really wouldnt know

  • @Seraph825 He actually has rather intense emotions. He just constantly keeps them in check, although he'll slip every now and then and show his true feelings.

  • Haven't watched an episode of the original Star Trek since probably the 80's! That I remember anyway. LOL Brings back memories. :)

  • Why are they torturing Kirk with a tanning bed?

  • Why do the commercials have to blast the sound? Can someone fix that please, or will I have to send the bill for new speakers to ya?

  • Damn the actress playing Helen Noel is hands down the hottest woman ever on Star Trek.

  • @gigisdad No way, check out Sherry Jackson in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" Freaking gorgeous.

  • It's like Clockwork Orange on that colony...

  • The first 16 minutes and 55 seconds are pretty much a waste of time, in my opinion.

  • damn that tea commercial with the fish!!

  • Oh my gosh! Spocks Head tild cracks me up everytime. His sigh says, "Really, Captain,...REALLY?" LOL!!

  • Hmmm... van Gelder is also Captain Tracey from The Omega Glory...fascinating 

  • Spock's head tilt at 46:50 is great. He's just so used to walking in on Kirk making out with some girl.

  • Gotta love a gorgeous Brunette with an overbite. Meow....

  • South Carolina wasn't made for vacation, you ignorant bastards.

  • now im gonna have that wii song in my head.

    bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo...

  • 0:42

    Even when he walks into a room, he has to look like the baddest SOB in the universe. James T. Kirk FTW.

  • Does anyone know the name of the actress that plays Helen??

  • @Grigor99 Credits say Marianna Hill

  • Spock's expression when he walks in on Kirk and Helen is priceless!!! =D

  • thank Goodness the captain came in at 45 sec to how the red "guards" how to do it.

  • Morgan Woodward later plays Capt. Ronald Tracey in THE OMEGA GLORY.

  • Everybody needs to stop complaining about these ads. If it wasn't for them, we couldn't watch Star Trek for free!

  • This is the third show that ends at about 29 minutes into the show.

    I'm tired of watching part of a show and not seeing the end.

    I give up and will not watch Star Trek on U-tube anymore. I'm discussded with the stuttering video, LOUD commercials and no end to the show.

  • Poor Helen, can't get a word off.

  • @DragonsShallRise 16:57

    Even Spock wants to hit that.

  • by far my favorite episode

  • 00:16 It's funny when you realize it's not the size you thought it was.

  • Spock: We've disposed of emotion, doctor.

    Random person: Negative.

    Perfect timing! :D

  • @ 23:05 Excruciating, irreparable neurological damage...

    See? The Phys Ed instructor WAS CORRECT... chronic masturbation does take its toll...

  • Dear heaven above!!! Spock's face at 46:45 and 46:48 is just precious!!!! Gah! If only I were 40 years older, I swear I would have married Leonard Nemoy.

    ...

    I am a corrupted child. XD

  • This show does not play when I click the arrow...

    anybody else having this same problem?

  • yeah i really hate commercials too!

  • why do the commercials always come in perfect, but the show has to load every two seconds? idk.

  • Carful everyone greg5566 is a talented TROLL. He'll push the right buttons to get you mad enough to take up an entire video page. He is a, none educated slick talking manipulative ASS hole. He's going to be president one day. Lol!

  • 16:55 oooooooooo hot babe alert XD

  • Van Gelder also played the affable Punk something or other on the series 'Dallas'

    He was a smaller time rival to 'ole JR'

  • 17:48

    That face.

  • 9:45 "and I jizzed in my pants"

  • Wow 2:07 It must be so easy for criminals to get aboard the Enterprise. :) Haha, it makes for so many episodes! Luv star trek!

  • wait... isn't that the automated mining facility? and why does the Capt. seem so hostile or not happy with the pretty brunette?

  • well, because she reminds him of the time he left his captain persona on the bridge, and was lusting after a crewman. huge taboo for a captain to have sex with an underling. kirk's babes always come from somewhere than the enterprise.

  • Look at Spock's expression at 46:45 all the way through to his little dissappointed head tilt at 46:50.

  • @XceptingDeniall aww. So cute!

  • Clear view of "Helen's" panties. lmao. P: Want a little tart.

  • *What a little tart.

  • @AsrielDelway lmao

  • I broke out in an uncontrollable laugh around 28:45 then it was interrupted by none other than COLGATE!

    I need to install addblock plus on this computer. >:L

    Between the expressions of Spock and Van this episode is full of lols.

    I love star trek TOS, wish McCoy(Deforest Kelley) was still alive. :(

  • wahhh I wish so too!!

  • @filecabinetwoesprod

    Ugh, me too!

  • yea, really...

  • dang that girl has a fine looking butt

  • 1960's women are so hot I just want to eat them up. So sticky sweet. Today's women look like anorexic men it makes me sick.

  • @mordanai I agree! Women need at least some meat on them.

  • @mordanai That chick was really hot.  Was she in playboy?

  • @mordanai Most of them were natural beauties back then. Now they're all fake.

  • helen = BABE

  • spock's face at 13:40 equals HOTTNESS

  • wow, some intense acting by Van Gelder aka Morgan Woodward

  • guy in the kamono this was spocks dad well guy who played spocks dad in journy to bable

  • Holy Hell, am I the only one who wouldn't kick Spock out of bed for doing the mind meld? XD Sexalicious.

  • God. The girl who sings I Fought The Law is f-ing terrible. This makes me not want to buy their shit

  • So Youtube can blare ridiculously high def ads at me every fifteen minutes in crystal clear picture (bastardizing Sinatra to boot), but the entire episode runs with serious video lag? Sweet, I love this site. D:

  • I am NEVER EVER EVER going to bank with Chase.

  • 46:48 - 46:51 I laughed. Really hard. Spock rocks :D

  • commercials are too loud... iam not deaf youtube...

  • somehow....i got no commercials... lmao

  • they had a budget

  • This show actually had the highest budget in the 60s. All that we see was top notch set work and special effects at the time.

  • @serfky01 I agree slightly, they could of changed it just a bit!

  • As Nichelle Nichols 'Uhura' writes:

    "While NBC paid lip service to expanding Star Trek's audience, it [now] slashed our production budget until it was actually ten percent lower than it had been in our first season....This is why in the third season you saw fewer outdoor location shots, for example. Top writers, top guest stars, top anything you needed was harder to come by. Thus, Star Trek's demise became a self-fulfilling prophecy. And I can assure you, that is exactly as it was meant to be."

  • It was NBC's fault for canceling it prematurely.

  • Commercials take my sanity away......

  • @dianaberry9393

    Thumbs me down, but honestly you're just being a crybaby. Here we have high quality content provided on demand...and you can't bear four very short commercials over a 50 minute time period.

    Now if you're complaining about the commercials' loudness compared to the show, I wholeheartedly agree that's an annoying problem.

  • @CyberGlitch, Yes I am a cry baby. I hate commercials. You're right. I should not complain. But I still hate commercials, they are annoying...and loud...

  • @dianaberry9393

    Yeah, the sound problems are quite annoying.

    At least it's not as bad as Hulu, which plays the same commercial 5 times in a row.

  • @CyberGlitch, yeah I know how you feel. But, I am greatful for hulu. It is one of my favourite websites!

  • i wish i could watch the full episode it freezes at 37:49

  • these commercials are so loud i can still hear them clear as day when my speakers are all the way down

  • mccoy has a ring on his left pinky :)

  • that pickle scares the shit out of that woman! hahahahha!

  • The USS Enterprise seems to have a neverending supply of hot female doctors.

  • @theurge14 my kind of ship, lol

  • Who else is sick of the bastardization of 'All You Need is Love' in the Blackberry commercial?

  • yes, I agree! I hate having to watch it with the remote in hand to keep turning it down at the commercials. it's annoying as #@#@@!

  • It's Jean-Luc, and TRUFAX

  • No way man.

    Kirk >= Picard

  • Dr. McCoy + Tranquilizer = luv

    *lol*

  • This show had the hottest women ever, everything after including now is dogmeat

  • at 11:20 it sounds like spock is playing pacman...... wth. youed think they would have like mondern warfare 963

  • This was like 15-18 years before pacman was even a glimmer in the developer's eye.

  • Hehe, and Kirk decides to watch over his shoulder...He's just jealous he can't beat Spock's high score!

    'What's so interesting?'

    'The fact that I've already tripled your high-score and I'm still going'

    hehehehe....

  • 4:22 bluetooth?

  • anyone have any idea what the doctor says right before the break at 28:48? it seems super dramatic and important, but i can't make it out.

  • Anyone else find it attractive how Spock just broke the lock with his fist ?

  • Mc.Coy's hotter.

  • Nahhh, Spock! LOL

  • @slayerowns666 ???!!! He was an ugly old man! LOL

  • nice panties Dr.Helen.

    lol

  • dude dr noel is pretty hot

  • on kidding. I would've spanketh upon them buttocks at the christmas party. "No need to suggest that memory Dr Noel, I engaged at maximum warp!"

  • Noels skirt could not have been shorter!

  • Kirk should have been kissing Yeoman Rand here. That would have been so hot!

  • Rand is dog food compared to Noel. Man, I know I was young when I watched these, never considered what smoking hotties this show had.

    Never liked Rand tho.

  • They should have had Kirk and Rand kissing. Wow would that be hot!

  • dude calm down its a 1966 tv show obviously you dont get any

  • I will never EVER use colgate now

  • if my dentist were dr fang, i might consider finding a new dentist like a dr pearl

  • Bill Shatner dedication in great new bio ("All About Jeffrey Hunter") at amazon! BTW isn't this Dagger of The Mind one like ep 11--I thought Balance of Terror was ep 9!

  • CBS is showing this in air date order. Not in production order.

  • 37:48 Kirk was stupid to stay longer.

  • at 2:35is the guy was using a pen, its the 23rd century, seriously.

  • Classic perils-of-technology episode!

  • i love how spock looked when he caught the two kissing! haha he's hilarious in such a silent way! and they way he lifted his eyebrow hehe:) who doesn't love spock?

  • I'm sad that these episodes are not the remastered ones with the NEW special effects. Those are so great. I'm going to CBS to watch those instead. Live long and prosper.

  • i just went to cbs and they look the same...

  • To me, adding new special effects sort of defeats the point. Part of watching a "classic" show like TOS is to experience it as a period piece. In essence, you're looking back in time at what television and sci-fi was like back then. I think you get a greater appreciation by viewing it in its original format. I'm glad that I get to watch them the way my mother watched them when she was young.

  • Hmmm. Interesting take on it. I can see that. I have just watched TOS so much that having a more realistic orbit or space fight is like new "extra features" on a new DVD of a favorite movie.

  • I'm amazed at the advantage Dr. Noel takes with Kirk. He gives her carte blanche with the neural neutralizer, and she immediately tries to force him to fall in love with her. That IS what's happening in the scene, isn't it? She's a wicked one, that Dr. Noel.

  • "i think we'll stay the night here"

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • is it just me or is dr. fang kinda hot.? lol!

  • (Increasing intensity dial) You will trust your mouth to colgate. You will trust Brooke Shields.

  • Why does everyone talk about Brooke Shields?

    Just get Firefox with Adblock Plus and get rid of those pesky ads for good.

  • That's a good method; also blocking/altering the hosts file in the windows directory will kill the ads. Anyone looking to do that should google the words "blocking unwanted parasites hosts file"; it'll give the link

  • tru dat! phasers on stun. bye bye brooke.. u will be missed...not :)

  • @BlueOceanBelow ahaha!

  • why is it that all the women in this show have abnormally pointy boobs?

  • because thats what girls looked like back then

  • Somehow I wouldn't name a prison colony 'Tantalus'

  • wat does tantalus mean?

  • Tantalus is the Greek myth of a man condemned to the underworld and eternally pushing a big rock up to the top of an endless hill, only to have it slip out of his hands and roll all the way back down just before he reached the top...every single time. Tantalus has come to mean 'an endless and torturous task' so it seems weird to name a prison colony that! XD

  • ok thanks for explaining. and i agree! that wouldn't b a very good name for a prison

  • nope. Sisyphus was the guy pushing the stone up the hill... *Tantalus was Zeus's son who was punished - Tantalus's punishment (now proverbial for 'temptation without satisfaction' &the source of the English word "tantalize"), was to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. Whenever he reached for the fruit, the branches raised his intended meal from his grasp. Whenever he bent down to get a drink, the water receded before he could get any. Bummer!

  • Fudge 0_0

    Thanks for correcting me there!

  • The greeks were so great at coming up with interesting tortures in their myths.Don't piss off zeus!

  • It's fitting as far as the episode is concerned. Noel wanted the one thing she could never have.

  • It is appropriate, but in the context of the story the name really does invite disaster!

  • Yes...isn't it odd how in Mirror, Mirror, the device Mirror!Kirk uses to destroy his opponents is called the 'Tantalus' Field? I wonder...

  • Thank god its not Broke Shields or what ever

  • lol i was thinking the same thing.

  • KEEEEEEL THE COMMERCIALS!! with fire... might work..

  • is more than 1 commercial really necessary ?

    It really SUCKS to hear a commercial 3 times in the middle of 1 video AND at the beginning and end.

  • Van Gelden's voice sounds like a mixture between Orson Welles and Charlton Heston.