Patton Oswalt - Frankensteins And Gumdrops EP

[MrHypermoto]

Impressive how he took a played bit and made it just as funny as it first was. Dude owns.

[MrHolyDamn]

wtf i live in richmond indiana 

[eloch]

What is the sign language for "read the description"???

[oceanhell2]

Well, being known as the KFC bowl guy is better then being known for being raped by a rhino...

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

I about to go get a famous bowl, i've seen this many times, but i feel like i should listin to it before i do. oddly enough, to get hungry for it

[CaptainPillowMusic]

Patton Oswalt and There will be Blood, two of my fave things in one.

Thanks for posting this.

[GoblinXXX]

"We found a way" = Something went HORRIBLY wrong in an underground lab

[jimthefin]

I like how he cracked himself up with "eyelid boils"

[MindstormRecs]

I just took 8 fraidy pees lol

[dbgelman]

ass teeth



[olivemike81]

I fucking love his english lit references.

[kingmuddythethird]

When I'm feeling sad, I shove it in deep!!!!!!

[therealAvatarBlues]

Patton... Why ya gotta be hatin' on Indiana, mang?

[carlycherrybomb]

I'm fucking CRYING

[Dramen93]

WHAT WAS THE HAND SIGN?!

[newintown024]

i bet he eats famous bowls all the time

[DoubtfulGrace]

There hasn't yet been a word to describe how genius Patton Oswalt is.

[ubroketherulez]

grab your manhood and go at it with a will

[MrCalib96]

When he does his daniel day lewis impersonation he sounds like comic book guy from the Simpsons.

[pcostel1]

@MrCalib96 I think he sounds more like Dan Halen from Squidbillies.

[lolubentrold]

"When I'm sad, I shove it in deep."

Don't we all, Sad Famous Bowl Eating Guy? Don't we all?

[youngrebels75]

@lolubentrold (Patton singing) "Haaaapy Biiirthday, I'm forrrty threee"

[ThomasPinching]

"I've never done that bit to knowing, rueful laughter."

[Gandalfgrey93]

I pissed my pants about plainview

[FouchJustin191]

Mega Leg made 9 youtube accounts :D

[ebiljebus]

Apparently, Patton has never heard that stoners fucking LOVE famous bowls.

[kingmmm121190]

Randomly chose this video to listen to Patton Oswalt, and it turns out the uploader is a fellow FOT? No way!

[crazyaejay]

@kingmmm121190 At risk of me sounding completely retarded... what does FOT mean?

[kingmmm121190]

@crazyaejay Friend of Tom, as in Tom Scharpling, as in The Best Show on WFMU with Tom Scharpling.

[liftedview]

@crazyaejay FAT, OLD, TURD

[subtletiger]

@crazyaejay 3 thumbs up and no answers.lol

[subtletiger]

@crazyaejay Fucking Old Twat? Freakishly Oval Tits.....I'm just guessing, either way, I would deny your association.

[TheAKEvans]

@kingmmm121190 Yeah what does FOT stand for?

[darthcoda]

Best comic ever.

[doobiesmoke15]

What are "Ass Teeth"?

[ebiljebus]

@doobiesmoke15 If you can chew your shit and you aren't using your mouth, you have ass teeth.

[Wadewilsondp07]

@FiteNoMore i apologize i thought you were one of those idiots that comments on something without viewing it obviously you are not

[Wadewilsondp07]

@FiteNoMore then why watch?

[batmanpronz]

@Wadewilsondp07 How fucking stupid are you? You have to watch something to decide if it's funny or not.

[Wadewilsondp07]

@batmanpronz ok first off wasn't talking to you douche secondly he was making a comment that seemed to be about the comedian not the bit which implies he has seen his act before and did not like it which led me to ask then why watch thirdly now that you have the back story kindly shut the fuck up I thank you in advance for your participation

[MrSantiagoandDunbar]

@FiteNoMore Go climb a wall of dicks, Faggot.

[toolbass24]

Meghalaygue

[aaronbrakefield]

i would ask what the sign language was, but i read the description.

[rush1er]

OMG!!! My God- Damn stomach hurts from laughing so fucking hard! THE MEGA LEG rules supreme!!!

[dtmexploded]

Thank you so much for sharing this! I've wanted to hear it for a while now.

[Kinjamaimai]

I wanna know the sign for the famous bowl!

[crazyaejay]

@Kinjamaimai Holy shit. I get like 100 of these comments a minute. Read the description.

[Kinjamaimai]

@crazyaejay Yeah I saw it just after I posted, tried to abort but no go :(

[swingAE86]

what was the sign language?

[crazyaejay]

@swingAE86 read the description

[MrSantiagoandDunbar]

I choked on my Famous Bowl watching this.

[DancingSpiderman]

... and I thot I wuz gettin a DEAL with the MegaLegg...

[stickdudex]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard lol.YES!!!! patton!!!yes!!!!!

[noroimusha9026]

I saw parts of this live at the warner theatre, how do i get this? im fine with paying 75$ i just want the whole thing.

[crazyaejay]

@noroimusha9026 This is the whole thing.

[noroimusha9026]

@crazyaejay Im talking about his latest stand up act, i saw it this year some time in august or something maybe earlier, it had the mega-leg bit in it. i assumed this was a part of that and the 75$ got you the whole thing

[crazyaejay]

@noroimusha9026 All you get for a $75 donation is a 10 minute long CD, but it's no longer available so I uploaded it so everyone can give it a listen.

[ThisLittleBlackBook]

give chloe sevigny ass teethe. WOW :^O

[13ulletPr00f]

Best comic out.

[noroimusha9026]

if i donate 75$ do i get a download or something?

[crazyaejay]

@noroimusha9026 I don't think it's available anymore, but this video is the whole CD (it's only 10 mins long).

[SykoFox]

@noroimusha9026 Just save the video with Keepvid and convert the video file to audio.

[LawsonComedy]

@SykoFox how do you convert the vids to audio?

[SykoFox]

@LawsonComedy Search for AoA Audio Extractor. It's free for the basic version that has all you want and no time limit. It's pretty simple to use, too.

[LawsonComedy]

@SykoFox Thanks!

[Vincentsmom27]

I've never seen There Will Be Blood. Now I don't think I could take it seriously

[jamesS246]

I wonder what he thinks about that double down shit KFC is selling now!

[MalachorWraith]

@jamesS246

He thinks its all horrible! He told me himself in person while being awesome to fans!

[Fehnrique]

When I'm feeling sad, I shove it in deep :(

If I'm feeling jaunty and frankish, I put it in at a rakish angle :D

[limbdarkening]

Megaleg!? Why the fuck can't they just fry and bread a turkey leg? Those things are huge. Why the fuck do they have to genetically engineer weird-ass chickens?!

[limbdarkening]

I wanna know what the sign language is for 'the famous bowl'

[clone63742]

i really wish i could see what he did for the sign language!

[Latimore86]

"I want u to grab ur manhood and go at it with a will, slowly at first then quickly!" LMFAO

[pervertedmind]

close your eyes, it's raditz from the start of the english version of the series :)

[pika23]

Just something comforting about food slopped together in a bowl...seriously....I have a special soup crock thing with handles I stick my taters or rice in...add some veggies and meat and seasoning and olive oil... Boom! Instant comfort food. Then I curl up on a corner of the couch with my laptop and watch YouTube or one of the various talent program like idol or xfactor or America got talent or the european versions streamed on different sites.

[crazyaejay]

@pika23 That's pretty funny! or... are you serious?

[DarthMastadonP90]

@pika23 Are you serious? Kinda creepy... X0

[strongbad4usean]

what was that thing "frady pees" he was talking about?

[UGADawgs555]

@strongbad4usean peeing himself because he is so afraid. that's where the "fraidy" part comes from.

[MrFX313]

THANKS for describing the sign language for the famous bowl LOL

[mikedrud]

I like to visit and lay flowers

[DemonWarp65]

Justice League AND Buckaroo Banzai references FTW

[onisynn]

thanks i just pissed myself

[UGADawgs555]

Only patton can reference walt whitman in a KFC joke.

[tylerstevenson]

"you just asked me what time it was and i took eight fraidy-pee's."

[mikedrud]

"your life is a string of beige incidents... all strung together"

brilliant

[xTheOxx]

I don't get it.

Why would the beast give Chloe Sevigny ass teeth?

[selkirk101]

@xTheOxx because the genetic engineering it took to produce the Mega-leg is only tested on the mid-west, thereby sparing "important" people like movie stars potentially unfortunate side effects like ass teeth. Oswalt is satirizing the ruthless practices of large corporations. Also, he is pointing out the fact that marketers might consider a lesser known actress like Ms. Sevigny to be more valuable than those in more rural environments. Cheers!

[deejersthecat]

Damn right! It's better than yours.

[movaltoken]

That Buckaroo Banzai reference at the end was awesome! lol

[metasailor]

Genius.

[StarSpangledCheese22]

This is truly outstanding comedy!XD

[cloama]

I hadn't heard this before.

[yyhlover]

Bacon flavored Spirte....I almost threw up...

[TomMSTie]

@yyhlover New Bacon Flavored Sprite. "Mmm, breakfasty."

[PwningTehNoobs]

"hey are chicken legs supposed to be that big?" "NO, THEY ARNT!"

[TomMSTie]

I wonder if Pastton has any material on KFC's new products, the sandwich thing where it's like dinner in a sleeve so you don't have to apply any fine motors skills using utensils. "DUH FOOD GO IN FACE!"

[rahjaman]

Thank you crazaejay. Just wish it was a longer set. Anyone seen one of these MegaLegs?

[rahjaman]

Thank you crazaejay. Just wish it was a longer set. Anyone seen one of these MegaLegs?

[rahjaman]

Would love to hear the album. Anyone know where I can hear it?

[crazyaejay]

@rahjaman This is the entire "album"

[TomMSTie]

@rahjaman It's just a short EP.

[Salogel67]

"There's an ocean of cum beneath your feet, I'm the only one who can get at it!"

Annnnnd...that's where I collapsed from laughter.

[111sUpErBaD111]

Wonder what he thinks of the double down.

[stonedragon313]

daniel day lewis was the same way in gangs of new york too lol

[Hyro]

"I-woke-up-an-breakfast-an-sho­es-on-an-work...-tv-an-da-end-­of-da-day-an-sleep,"

[triigerhappy354]

I tried to imagine Daniel Plainview singing Telephone and Umbrella and I laughed until I died

[Kvaerndrup]

Barbaric yawp....Nice reference to Walt Whitman

[olivemike81]

I love how he shows that you can love something but still find humor in it.

[phillyfanmatt]

Patton Oswalt is my favorite comedian EVER

[Jarance]

@phillyfanmatt oh man me too. he is so fn funny. I love the first bit on here.

[Inferno41]

Wish I knew what gesture he was making at 3:34. Sounded pretty good.

[crazyaejay]

See the comments.

[Inferno41]

Looks like you've had to post that a lot now ;-)

(I know, "see the comments"!)

[iggyforpm]

he does the gesture in the same bit here....

[HydroAndro]

Dude I know

[hcabmellaK]

If anyone knows where online to find Patton Oswalt's bit about a lounge entertainer singing "LOVE ON THE ROCKS," please send a message to this YouTube account (hcabmellaK). The bit is so genuinely hilarious.

[ubroketherulez]

wish i knew what that signlanguage was for the bowl it sounded like it got a good reaction

[crazyaejay]

@ubroketherulez See the comments :)

[ubroketherulez]

thank you...and excellent as i expected

[emkajii]

Patton Oswalt is one of the greatest comedians around.

[denmark555]

Comedy central needs to give him his own show, to do whatever he wants with...Why sarah silverman has one, I'll never know.

[crazyaejay]

@denmark555 Patton Oswalt is a great writer and stand-up comedian but I can't see him having his own show. He doesn't have a TV show personality. He should stick to writing and stand-up. Maybe he can write a show... but I can't see him starring in one.

...and for the record: the Sarah Silverman show is awesome.

[geraldbenton1]

Have to agree.

[Connerisawesome]

I agree, his writing wouldn't work on TV. It's like giving Bob Saget his own show, it just wouldn't work.

[Plasticsoul]

Please don't ever compare Patton to Bob Saget :)

[AgentCarter]

agreed, except fuck sarah silverman

[andrewm153351]

@denmark555

OH MY GOD!!! SO TRUE!!!!

[Thermingt0n]

nah, they should have a show on comedy central with the people from the comedians of comedy, Patton, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis, and Maria Bamford.

[andrewm153351]

All of those were good except for maria bamford. Sorry, but there hasn't been ONE actual funny female comedian in history. She is no exception.

I know what you mean though, cause i saw the comedy special with them, and it was hilarious. (maria bamford bit not included)

[pjbrubak]

@andrewm153351 British women are funnier than American.

[andrewm153351]

@pjbrubak

wow great assumption. Ive never seen a female britsh comedian, so i wouldn't know, but i guarantee you they weren't funny.

Sorry, but ive TRIED to watch women comedians MANY times, always with the same results. They just aren't funny no matter what country they're from.

The best and most successful comedians in history are from the u.s. though.

[olivemike81]

@pjbrubak In the words of Mr. Oswalt, "You're wrong!"

[pjbrubak]

@olivemike8 Shappi Khorsandi, French and Saunders these are English women who make me laugh. And the girl who imitates the Vietnamese nail salon. She's American but that's a pretty funny bit.

[malignifier]

@denmark555 i have to agree with crazyaejay, patton is one of my all time favorite comedians and i think he could be successful in that setting more than others, but i think i would like to keep him where he is doing what i love him for: touring.

[denmark555]

@malignifier His character on King of Queens is the funniest on the show, outside of jerry stiller. Im sure people felt the same thing about Chappelle, before he got a show. Him touring is good, but its limiting, especially if you enjoy watching and hearing his thoughts. All Im saying, is theres no reason why certain people have shows whom arent funny at all. Yet brilliant artist like Patton, Dave Attel, and a few other great comedians dont.

[videosfromderelix]

@denmark555 when people like him do, they fail. People like him are funny on stage or as side characters. You cant make him the main character in a situational comedy.

[Monkeyfro4]

@denmark555 She's really funny actually... she uses anti-humor and tension to create hilarity, it's very subtle and smart comedy

[Aaronlm91]

@Monkeyfro4 I can honestly say that I have NEVER laughed at anything shes done. Not trolling. Just saying.

[HighPriestofLemuria]

@denmark555 Because she'll fuck anyone that can further her career.

[JQXJQ]

Buckaroo Banzai. That is all.

[dmob420]

Bacon Flavored Sprite...i wanna try it

[shockraid1]

Chicken grows, chicken changes, chicken finds ways...

[uruseiranma]

I heard Oswalt do this a few days ago, and when he got to the Megaleg, and mentioned 'blast doors,' I lost it. Just something weird about a mutated creature making it's way through blast doors.

Though he used Zooey Deschanel instead of Chloë Sevigny as the celebrity mentioned at the end. :P

[robotzorro]

LOL last four words:

Chloe Sevigny ass teeth!

[jacobestes]

@robotzorro I spent the entire video excited to find out how he would do that. Awesome.

[Meda01]

has anyone had the mega leg? I don't think I've seen any ads for it yet.

[BIGEC2525]

I actually saw an ad for one a few years back, it was just for a limited time

[murfreeswhoro]

best comedian by far that is living today, please don't die before i do

[hzthereaper]

@murfreeswhoro that would be the saddest day of my life. :(

[airtimma]

ha ha I second that

[CHIWhiteVulture]

His Daniel Plainview voice is fucking outstanding.

[BitchinnShoes07]

...I never saw patton oswalt on mad tv.

[buffto]

he was a writer.

[BitchinnShoes07]

thank you.

[AlVesuvius]

ah man I really wish I could have been there to see the sign language joke...

[zer0nix]

expressionless, he sweeps his hand across an imaginary table and puts his hands out as if holding a bowl.

i think this record is from a performance that was taped at a record store; the video is actually availible onlne for free, legally, at the record store's website.

-i wish i could remember the name of the place, and i've been trying for the past 30 minutes, and i can't find their youtube page. i found out about the place from the short clips they've uploaded of his appearance.

[ImMattMan]

amoeba? Like amoeba records or music something like that.

[4bibimimi]

famous bowel is mo' like it.

[TotalKaosE]

something went horribly wrong

[slytown]

I laughed so hard. Thanks for posting.

[happykilojoule]

below the 9th circle of hell, there lies Megaleg

[montecarlomayne]

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard- that voice bit was HILARIOUS. i was ROLLING. literally crying

[mspoden2011]

If you think the famous bowl is bad look up the KFC Double Down sandwich. Its basically a chicken breast sandwich with bacon, and 2 kinds of cheese. BUT...instead of having to pieces of bread...like the word sandwich implies...they replaced the buns with 2 EXTRA CHICKEN PATTIES. That's basically 3 chicken breasts stacked on top one another with cheese and bacon in the middle. Could our country get any fuckin fatter?

[Eyeodine]

I think with that "sandwich" on the market, we shall prove that we indeed can!

[mspoden2011]

i got that wrong its 2 chicken breasts with bacon and cheese in the middle...so i think its down to about 4,785,398 calories.

[Face2nutts]

All they need after that is a toilet chair, with mtv playing non stop.....ahhhh, our future gen, SCARES THE FUCK OUT OF ME!

[thefriendsociety]

man..i just want to eat that right now

[ShinigamiKage]

There's no middle chicken breast, it's just bacon and sauce and cheese in the middle!

[zimisover9000]

that depends on if they get a combo or not

[thefriendsociety]

it sure sounds good though doesnt it...

[LeftiesWillRule]

@mspoden2011 lol sounds delicious. You're of course hearing this from the guy who literally just drank from a Hershey's Chocolate syrup bottle...

[Sayno2thesystem]

@mspoden2011 lol thats exactally what i thought when i saw it for the first time, my friend sayed "heart attacks just got cheaper"

[Fehnrique]

@mspoden2011 Why hasn't Patton riffed on that yet? God, it's gonna be epic when he does.

[muppetnambla8]

@mspoden2011 no carbs bro