Ron White - Stupid is forever

[97HardyJeff]

I liked how he said forever lol

[uksqueeze]

"You can't fix stupid. I'm living proof!"

[mosesgoldfarbful]

48 people are smart. fuck ron white

[TechV10]

48 people can't be fixed!

[lookout4kneegrows]

i don't know why the lump him in with those other "redneck" hacks. He's the best of them for sure.

[countrygirl7226]

man if u could FIX stupid ALL my family an and ALL my friends would be COMPLEATLY different

[countrygirl7226]

i <3 Ron White.

[MsVampirelover89]

True.u can't fix stupid.

[depthsinmeters]

@country, not all of us. Just you.

[Countrymutherfuaker]

fuck...were all stupid

[HuntemProductions]

This is my favorite quote... I almost wrote an essay on how, "STUPID IS FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"...

[jwboo1212]

i love how he say "stupid is foevaaaaa"

[HmetalFTW]

He is so right...my families a perfect example , hell just last week my momma was staring at a glass of orange juice and i asked why and she said...it says "concentrate"

[buffyslayer30]

funny as hell. Ron White is dead on he is so right.

[SOJOA]

So Jeff made his career on the REd Neck Comedy tour....since then the rest of his comedy has been stale and just plain weak.....so when is he coming up with something interesting.....probably never. Might want to stick to some cheap Rocky Patels instead of those Greycliffs and Davidoffs Ron.

[SiddharthsVlogs]

I want those tities on that woman!

[Brohantis]

20/20 veeeeeeeision

[eosrk]

Damn right on that..sure can't fix stupid...its forever and gets worse over time

[Conspiracyknowledge]

i honestly just DONT get this joke!

[bishop144214]

smart pills (AKA BOTTLED GOAT CRAP)

[TheToondood]

GREAT STUFF!!! ... And, don't we ALL know it!!! LOL

[olpap53]

hehehe no shit!  i see that down at the factory every day .... stupid is stupid ....

[dianassonisadorable]

If u hate Ron White, you hate AMERICA (yeah, I know, I am officially THAT PERSON). For that good a comedian, I'm more than willing to do so.

[eraider60]

"You can't fix stupid." No fuckin' shit! lol xP

[slapmynuts93]

Lewis Black and Ron White should do a show together.... Call it "Black & White".... o.o

[parsonsplayzone]

@slapmynuts93 that an awesome idea !!!

[triarii11]

@slapmynuts93 Christ, I'd have to wear a diaper.......good idea......

[matrixphijr]

@slapmynuts93 I read the first half of that and thought, "THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!"

Then I read the end.

...IT'S STILL A GREAT IDEA!

[AlthoughNotAFollower]

@slapmynuts93 That would be fucking awesome. Would love to see the two work together, they'd go together so well.

[wmsymms]

@slapmynuts93. Exactly! My two favorite comedians! I got here by looking presidential nominees of the comedian party I would choose for the debates and then the candidacy of the party. I would choose the Black & White Ticket. Age before beauty.

[dirtbikn26]

Click at 1:00 folks

[Schizima]

Ron White: Funny is Absent

[TheMordyS]

44 people are stupid

[IcyScythe]

his delivery was spot on

[otakukid34]

He has the WHITEST teeh ive ever seen on a person.

[roadfatigue]

Look above, there are 42 reasons that prove Ron White was 100% correct.

[sevenfingers2001]

I can attest to that since I've been married (and divorced) 3 times. Not sure who was the stupid one but I'm sure all 3 of them would say it was me. Next time I get the urge I'll just find a woman I hate and buy her a house

[kikihamiltonful]

stupid is fo evaaaa

[wandasheba]

I have always loved Ron White's jokes.I think he is one of the most funniest person I've heard. I Love to watch and listen to his jokes.He'a a great peformer....Wanda Sego

[inuyashacoolieo]

its not forevaaaa its FO evaaaaaaaaaaa

[GioOrTGOD]

41 people couldent fix stupid

[Thedeadsaluteyou]

Press 7 For "You Can't Fix Stupid"

[AllanGeeRusky]

Read his book. Walked around laughing non-stop for a week. But he seriously needs some new material. It's just the same jokes over and over again.

[mikecheckBKLYN]

the delivery at 1:23 is just pure gold.

[KnoxBlondie]

Ultimate bad boy.  Love him.

[mrtundra45]

yes we americans are stupid

[hitman10184]

heh try holding in 2

[erinmckenna97]

lemme tell ya something folks, you cant fix stupid

stupid is forevaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE this guy!!

[Ptoman5]

Thats my problem, ya can't fix stupid!

[MegaSmacktalker]

u can't fix stupid there is not a pill you can take or a class you can take stupid is forever

[comedyking981]

So true

[sugarlandfan1989]

i love this guy... my mom and her boyfriend is gonna go see him live... <3

[cheftobe12]

stupid is foreva lol

[MrAlexGTV]

I bet the blonde with the opened mouth can't be fixed

[blott1978]

That's damn good scotch he drinks. Delicious stuff. 

[danielc181]

i guess 36 people are stupid and there is nothing they can do about it. no pill, no class, nothing.

[123unmun123]

that guy scares me O_O

[richard73631]

STUPID IS FOREvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aa

[Backst4bB3r]

1:00 :)

[brimanlil]

Ron White is awesome!

[sweety1am]

damn he has good hair...or is that a wig..

[BigRedChester]

32 idiots were offended

[Juanchopepe86]

@BigRedChester

35 idiots now.

The truth hurts, you can't fix stupid.

[lucky13tby]

its iced tea

[booneman625]

Stupid is forevvva

[charlieocheerio]

hahaha lmao xD

i mean... guhurguhurguhur ;)

[cwilkow66]

The people who disliked this video are probably the said stupids.

[jchs8282]

STUPID IS FOREVER! lolololol

[liljrkid302]

lol that face he made was funny

[therickster49]

get that fuffin mex offf

[iltidsn]

Stoopid is for ever..best line ever!

[therickster49]

@iltidsn ya but get that fuffin mex off of rons stuff

[xXrob25Xx]

ahaha "stupid is fo eva"

[MYBATTLEBRIDE]

stupid chinese....lol

[Sneezlebob]

There is a pill to cure stupid.

Cynanide

[Fireknight443]

Not all Americans are stupid. What country are you from fritzdegamer

[YoungWolfHeart]

i have the whole cd lol this show is funny

[The1FastGP]

I agree, my sister is stupid. She can't figure out how to disengage the parking/E- brake on her fucking car. Shes in college, you would think she could figure out to press and hold the lil button on the lever, and push it down........I got yelled at by my mom and dad to fucking go all the way to her job, open her fucking car, and disengage the fucking E-brake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't fix stupid, truer words have never been spoken.

[jhazmineslullaby]

30 People are profiling... and profiling is WRONG!!!

[powerohana]

You can't fix stupid!!!!

[justinsclassics]

this guy drinks so much scotch, i bet you could light his piss on fire

[ACUTS07]

@justinsclassics It's not scotch....it's tea... it's an act.

[Rebel3000]

@justinsclassics his body fluids' scotch lol

[JRC3034]

@justinsclassics lmfao!

[kendallhoneycomb]

@justinsclassics he has actually drinking iced tea. hasn' had a drink in almost 14 years

[RascalFascal]

@kendallhoneycomb where did you get that information?

[kendallhoneycomb]

@RascalFascal wow, I just realized the spelling errors in my statement. I apologize I was really tired when I wrote that.

If you look on IBM and Wikepedia, there are many sources that quote his journey in and out of rehab. One of them is an interview where he says this. 

[RascalFascal]

@kendallhoneycomb oh okay,just saw a clip where he said something like.if the booze company payed me.I´d put it in their bottle.But since they don´t do that I put it in my own :-)))) hahaha that´s why I didn´t quite believed your comment at first.

[GBeret83]

@justinsclassics, LOL, I don't know about lighting his piss on fire??? But I'll guarantee you that his liver has more spots on it than a leopard has!! I saw Ron White live in Louisville, Ky. back in 2009, and he soaked up that J&B all night long!! He was shit face by the time his stand up routine was over!! LOL. But he's funny as hell..

[ScreamxBloodyxGore]

@justinsclassics Scotch doesn't have a high enough alcohol content to be lit on fire. 

[Samurailord]

He is so right :D 80% of all people are fucked.. forevaaa

[bil4doe]

Proof was in a mall fountain. Texting and walking.LMAO

[iltidsn]

No matter what..."there is a place to go...."

[adavenp1]

Bahahahaha!! I love Ron White!! I wish we could fix stupid sometimes! I know a few people I'd like to fix first ;)

[hannahfannahXOXO]

Oh that is so true!!!

[de7con]

I love his ”stupid is for eva!”

[WestIndiesTempo]

i like i like and i like..

[batmanfan21000]

0:01

[baldurus1]

And the republicans prove that to us on a daily basis.

[dblrman]

@baldurus1 confirming Ron's deductions?

[Oaju]

@baldurus1 Republicans know business. Democrats know compassion. Government knows how to bullshit. You mix them together and all you end up with is a big bowl of shit. Were printing off money causing inflation, gas prices are going up as a result, China fucking owns us and no body seems to care. We have the illusion of freedom of choice. Were to busy playing the fucking blame game and no one seems to realize we need to work hard in order to carry our own weight. Government needs to take

[Oaju]

@baldurus1 a seat on the back burner and let the actual people run this fucking country again. Our forefathers would be disgraced. As George Carlin said right before his death.... This country is finished.

[lilhipsterlass]

how clever... you can see he rehearsed the punch line

[pedinoway2]

1:05 what the fuck is she clapping for.

[Stevie9026]

@pedinoway2 cuz its funny?

[pedinoway2]

@Stevie9026 what i ment was, she looks stupid. nothing is more stupid than a bimbo, unless its an old bimbo

[TheKIAZAR]

Stupid is For-EVAHHHH

[LithiumLogica]

Video should be titled, "Stupid is fo-evah." :D

[abcasd1]

his delivery is hilarious

[xcrazyxkillerx]

Damn right you can't! Lmao

[Youtamkuno]

DAAAmn that's alot of rednecks !!

[silvi01977]

He was of course not referring to ANYONE who was sitting in that concert hall. 

[TTTwinnie]

So very true! So veeeeerrrrry true!

[kickbuttkitteh3]

OMG i know

[SuperBrandon37]

ron white makes me laugh until i crap

[lewter4]

@SuperBrandon37 Why would you say that on youtube? "ron white makes me laugh until i crap" Do you want everybody to know that shit your pants?..thats kind of sad that you have to tell people personal info on youtube because you have nobody in real life to tell.

[Extandia]

@lewter4

what is even sadder is you felt the need to point that out

[memoryroad626]

stupid is forevaaaa~ 

[CourtyardPigeon]

This cliche has been around for 100 years.

[Peace34rocks]

stupid is for evAH!

[mrjuggalo84]

if only i had watched this befor i got married

[angelfuree]

You can't fix being a girl. Stupid for-evah.

[catra195]

i only laughed at the demographic in the audience

[freeburg100]

true that

[coolest12]

i get to see him live on the 20th

[Master0of0Blades]

apparently 27 people are recovering idiots and want to protest this sketches inaccuracy with their new found intelligence, what he should have said was "stupidity is nearly incurable please donate to help fund a cure"

[iHOGAHOGA]

4eva!!

[utoobcankissmyass]

27 people are just mad cuz they landed the stupid broad and regret it lol

[harlanmiller]

@utoobcankissmyass, either that or they are the stupid ones

[houstondodgeball]

whole room full or rednecks, lol.

[InuyashaKagome027]

SO VERY TRUE!

I love that,"Stupid is Forevah!" Lol

[negativechriss]

hahahhahha

[xXMonteCristoXx]

@JesusSucksHorseCock no, but you can conquer them. stifle their preaching with fear and fury. exterminate them swiftly savagely and violently....but you don't do that, because that would be one of the reasons why the third reich fell

[hamiltonseo]

My sentiments exactly Ron!

[d35ruct0]

25 people can't be fixed. :(

[kellbellrulz]

love it!

[mrdanman9]

Stupid for FO-EV-AH!

[babymoondancer]

He paraphrased Aristophanes. Ron White is a smart guy.

[FueledByTyeler]

lol "stupid is foh-evaa"

[rosrychaplet]

0:30 lol, 1:00 roflmao

[swanheezy]

THIS IS A SCREAM!!!! TAKE A LOOK:

youtube.com/watch?v=1o7BpCnYF0­g&feature=related

[RedNeckMSCountry]

I LOVE Ron White. He speaks my language!!!

[tuggers7]

this reminds me of my uant......my uncle is ex-military,college grad with honors,weapons specialist,great in math..........but where the hell did he find my aunt..........................­..if it weren't for him she wouldn't have known what shoes or electricity were

[SandorCleg]

Not that funny

[poffy8888]

If you tour Melbourne, Ill pay well!

[gotalittlecaptain]

I want a Ron White action figure with a little glass of scotch and a cigar

[ArcyTheFurryArcanine]

This explains why Hitlery Clinton is so dumb

[qpIqp]

@ArcyTheFurryArcanine I see what you did there.

[kingsklickbaby99]

I Have this show or rather I borrowed it from my mom and have since held it prisoner because it's so damn funny he's the best if the best

[skullrose01]

i agree with passionwink lol hed do great

[mburch1974]

exactly.

[mburch1974]

what the audience doesn't know is the joke is on them. AHAHA

[MJsGuardAngel]

@mburch1974 how is the joke on them? i dont get it

[Maypaw810]

@MJsGuardAngel I think that's the point being made.

[takeiteasyu]

lmfao I fkn love this guy. My fav comic

[orangeviolins]

Passion Wink ..(regarding: Ron White being on the Tonight Show)....Brilliant!!!

[sekhmetraptah]

it's good to be texan

[moonlight3vampire]

ron white is funny as hell.

[qbBoys]

theres not a pill you can take...theres not a class you can go to...stupid is FOEVAH.

LMFAO!!

[tas305]

this guy is AWESOME!!!

[Natalienenen]

So true, hah!

[globalpilot76]

Ron White....funny as hell....

but two words....Dave Allen!