He makes a good point that the banana is user-friendly to primates. But, that's evidence of evolution. A banana spreads its seeds through the seed-bearing fruit. To have an improved chance of success in spreading seeds, it must be appealing to animals, or it will fail. It must be easy to carry, easy to open, and must be palatable and nutritious. If so, then many generations of animals will consume it. When the animal carries it far, and defecates, the seeds are deposited, and it grows easily.
lol, so if the banana is so perfect, why don't we have the enzymes in our digestive tract to dissolve plant cell's cell-walls. These guys are some serious fail.
I think the song that joaquin is putting in this video is horrible.. i believe in God and i believe this is a highly logical and plausible conclusion that they are trying to prove which is that God exists.
Someone should probably tell the Religitards that their "athiest's nightmare" only became the wonderful, perfect, god-like fruit after years of cross-breeding it's INEDIBLE diploid ancestors. Ass hats.
OH no! I took a bananna and it bent away from me! This must mean that god doesn't exist! OH NO You have destroyed my faith! Fuck you Jesus and Mohamed!
do these two clowns understand that bananas have been created by man they are cultivated fruit...the only resemblence to them produced naturally are plantains - stupid religious nuts.
This is retarded. Bananas are subject to evolution just like any living organism. The ones that mutated to be easier to hold survived because primates ate them and crapped banana seeds all over the place. A fruit that was hard to eat wouldn't get very far in the evolutionary process unless, through mutation, it evolved to more successfully reproduce. Claiming a banana as the be-all-end-all argument for intelligent design is one of the most intentionally ignorant, idiotic things ever.
fml how embarrassing i didnt know how fucked up some humans could be, i guess this calls for the facepalm someone please post the facepalm picture cant find it
lol even if it was shaped to fit the human hand naturally, which it wasnt (naturally they are straight), doesnt that support evolution just as much, the banana evolved to feed humans to ensure suvival of the species? thats what fruits evolved to be, food for animals so they could spread their seeds
@beatlesto21st Maybe out of subject, but it's bcuz it's not rip enough, I forgot what substance is lacking or still in presence when the banana is not rip enough, but that't causes that itch, for some it actually happens on tongue.
@lilsm555 If you show yourself as being just as stoopitt...you lose your case..."there"? You moron. Get an education, fuckhead. Kirt Cameron's video is a spoof...you dummies out there. He's ridiculing "creationism" you dim witted junkies.
@MrCommonsense743 you are such a tool bag of course he believes what he says he debates people about his creationist beliefs you. Read a book or something.
@MrCommonsense743 just believing in religion makes you a dumb fuck you already started off with a strike against you, You gullible fuck dont talk to me about believing in anything you are so stupid you think hes joking.
@lilsm555 You're the one who believes he's for real & I'm the gullible fuck? Hah! You're the one who doesn't know "There" from Their", & I'm stupid! Hah! You are a big orgasmic turn one for anyone who likes to debate a moron. You are an artless beef-witted barnacle. Go get yourself exorcised by a good Catholic Priest.
@MrCommonsense743 LOL you need therapy you resort to talking about my grammar ON YOUTUBE since you are retard and already realize you fail at life because of your beliefs.
@lilsm555 Hey Dumber than Dumb! Read your own posts!
"Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv." (You wrote)
lilsm555 2 days ago I have two choices for you. Go back to school & get at least a 3rd grade education or go visit a Catholic Priest. That is your assignment from me. Don't fail me. I'm rootin' fer ya!
@MrCommonsense743 By exorcised do you mean raped or molested? Soon as you're only paying for a priest who is pretending not to be a deviant why do you just pay a prostitute (or donate, there's are reason why they're whores). Don't waste our time & your time with your words or "wisdom". Please refrain from commenting on youtube in the future since your arguments are obnoxiously biased.
@Valoric0 How vulgar can you be? By your asking me to refrain, does that that mean you feel uncomfortable with the truth? Does it make you toss & turn at night as you try to get a moment's rest? If that's the case, it's your problem. There's a famous quote from a movie: "You can't handle the truth"? It seems to fit your situation. Perhaps some remedial schooling (exorcism) might assist you.
@MrCommonsense743 "Since you're so easily conned by this video, I can assume that you probably voted for Obama." Here it is folks, this says it all. I'm ashamed to be talking to you since you're obviously out of my league ;) Sir, get some of "that that" Commonsense. But I honestly was convinced that you weren't imposing your own beliefs that you yourself are not comfortable with what I have to say therefore my argument is now useless because it has fallen upon deaf ears...
@Valoric0 Your reply is so incoherent, peurile & immature, that it borders on infantilism & hardly worthy of a response. I think your head is pounding so hard due to your sleeplessness, tossing & turning at night, resulting from my chastisement of you, that you can't think straight. Otherwise, please prove to me that your education supercedes that of a 3rd grade level, I am more than qualified to give you some productive assignments, should you so desire. Try remedial reading as an example.
I'm embarrassed that you've held my attention. That fact you're replying to me at all since you're so high and mighty (are you god? :P) I actually slept quite well last night thank you very much. Apparently you do nothing but argue taking in no arguments or anything that could alter your perception. This makes you a bigot my friend & nothing in the universe can change that supposedly. I've concluded my time is best spent as distant as possible from you maniacs.
@Valoric0 I've tried to help you & I have failed. From now on you'll have to make your way through life on your own. Go back to my very first post & see what you come up with.
@Valoric0 a few years back a priest at a local church my high school use to take us too turned out to be a pedo idk what happened to him now maybe his in jail dude i use to confess my sins to a pedo!!!!!! i hardly go to church much now dont want to be molested
The fact he's a pedophile & religiously "endowed" isn't what makes this statement sickening. What does is that if he's a member of the catholic church, he's got immunity because of being sheltered by the higher ups in the religion. Funny every time I think about it, it's all so similar to Scientology. Protect its flock and accuse the victims. Hope that wasn't too tragic for you & that he IS in fact behind bars. Clergy should not be protected from Justice.
Then again, someone that threw away a promising career because him and his sister read "Left Behind" instead of honestly reading Revelations for themselves, needs some serious help anyway. Left Behind is a work of FICTION, it is NOT meant to be taken as scripture as Kirk and Candace took it.
The Book of Revelations is FACT. And one needs to honestly read it, cause if you read Left Behind first, you're going to think Left Behind IS Revelations.
comfort is being facetious or rather he's mocking himself and the whole "creation thing". you nerds actually think he's serious. cant you see cameron giggling?
Ray "BananaHead" Comfort is an absolute retard!!!!!!! It's ludicrous that anyone would listen to anything he espouces... He belongs in an insane asylum.... He's a delusional, psychotic, maniac!
Y'all dig on my channel... Search Justin "The Angry Agnostic",!!!!!!
@YoungMommy14 I have a lot of material hating on "BananaHead" Comfort!!!!!! The only human so dellusional and psychotic, that he thinks a genetically engineered banana is indicative of intelligent design!!!! He belongs in the psychiatic ward!!!! Dig on my shit y'all!!
Go to YOUTUBE and search Justin "The Angry Agnostic"!!!!!!!
As a Christian who believes 100% God created everthing in the beginning , this is embarrassing , I just thank God that we have over 200 Scientific arguments against Evolution and this isn't one of them ;-)
Dude you epicly fail O.o The bananas outer exterior is non-slip unlike the inside...so if you manage to slip on one its (as the pictures show) the inner banana thats whats making you slip. Idwk what up with that pink banana crud....thats kinda creepy honestly but yeah i think ray is reffering to the norm banana features not the...experimented ones X.x
Monkeys dont care about being sticky and stuff so the tab thing doesnt quite apply to them although ive seen moneys use that to open them, too.
i laughed my ass off when i saw a different response to his video. dawkins actually stated(correctly) that the bannana was subject to human manipulation of its genes, in past times it actually wasn't so "well designed". now, that's a creationist idiot, not even checking that his arguements can't be falsified
I recommend that Ray reads "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond. It explains how humans learn to domesticate wild plants, leading to farming and sedentary life. Settling down and villages were ususally not existent when people only fed on wild plants and animals, because this hunting-gathering lifestyle was not as productive as farming, but in order to survive only by farming plants had to be domesticated, these crops didn't just appear by magic, it took many years of genetic modification.
@VforVendetta200 Thumbs up people if you've read "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond and you know what I'm talking about. Also if you think Ray should read this and be less of an ignorant moron.
First of all: bananas were geneticly modified by man to be that way not by "god"
And second: even if it is true that god designed fruits to our favor, then why is the coconut so hard to crack open, and why won't an entire watermelon fit my hand, and I could go on
Right, bananas that you would normally eat are cultivated by humans, for humans. The bananas that god supposedly made are shit to us!! He's actually making a case against god here. What a fucking schmuck.
1:25 .... "just the right shape for the human mouth"
hahaha ....need I make the obvious comment here hahaha
This reasoning is just embarassing
-----------
People trying to "prove" religion in this manner would be better off looking into the symbolism underneath their religions and even in ancient mythologies. There you can find clues that "literalists" miss
@cannibullz - me nz too, and old Ray is ashaming us all! *cringe*.
This vid is classic - Im not sure if its real or been doctored though - could even a creationist be that stupid...? yeah. Hey does anyone know where in NZ Ray is from?
anyway, ray and Kirk the little dweebe, are the biggest morons in the bloody world.
KIRK CAMRON! haha he was in one hit US tv show and now where is he? sittin next to bananaman! lol what a loser (i heard his wife is fit though...damn!)
yeah really.... The animals and plants were created for our comfort... And what about tigers, sharks, other predators, poison fruits and other things... He missed those things and just stay with one banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are complete idiots,and fails.
Talking snakes, talking bushes, walking on water, virgin birth, living inside of a fish, creating human beings out of a bone, etc, etc.
Anyone who really believe in all this shit is without a doubt a fucking retard.
That's is not my view, my opinion, your view, your opinion. That's reality. Such things simply doesn't exist and if you think it does then you're a fucking retard, simple as that.
This is a good example of how Ray fails to do his homework. In the end he proves that man is a better designer than god since it was man that designed the genetically altered banana he is going on and on about. Next up, I hope to hear how the coffee bean glorifies god.
the banana that we eat is man-made, the real banana can't reproduce on its self. its not curved. and not tasty. soo....if god made the real banana he is a dum ass! and we won up to him by doing a handyer , tasty banana ^^
what he fails to realize is, banana's would not exist today without man because they cannot reproduce by themselves. they are not a fruit, they are an herb and lack the ability of pollination. you would not be holding that suggestive herb in your hand if there was not man
Behold! A fruit made in the image of God! Look how it stands erect in the hand.
Sad. These individuals are so sexually repressed it is pitiful. Their unconscious minds are SCREAMING out from beneath them. And people like Kirk are so twisted in their view of reality that are simply incapable of seeing the 500 lb Chippendale in the room. Mr. Banana Man is either:
1) a flaming homosexual, angry at the world for being locked in the closet.
2) simply angry at the world for having never been laid.
LMAO omfg how stupid can someone be? "god exists because can hold a banana!!!" i can hold a banana too Ray doesn't mean god exists. WAIT MAYBE HE DOES. with someone as stupid as RAY COMFORT being capable of holding a banana all by himself, is a miracle!!!!! wait, kirk cameron was there probably helping ray hold the banana, SHIT!
This is so embarassing.
PhantomSephiroth 2 weeks ago
This has been flagged as spam show
He makes a good point that the banana is user-friendly to primates. But, that's evidence of evolution. A banana spreads its seeds through the seed-bearing fruit. To have an improved chance of success in spreading seeds, it must be appealing to animals, or it will fail. It must be easy to carry, easy to open, and must be palatable and nutritious. If so, then many generations of animals will consume it. When the animal carries it far, and defecates, the seeds are deposited, and it grows easily.
nothosaur 1 month ago
These idiots don't even realize they're famous for being idiots.
examinationboard 1 month ago
lol, so if the banana is so perfect, why don't we have the enzymes in our digestive tract to dissolve plant cell's cell-walls. These guys are some serious fail.
NaomiSlverflame 1 month ago
One word... coconut
honkletondonkleton 1 month ago
Scares the shit out of me that their are actual people who watch this and are like "omg that makes soooooo much sense" more terrifying than scary.
Preetima1125 1 month ago
But humans designed bananas! Selective breeding Ray, you banana.
stydgj2 1 month ago
Hey Ray thanks for shitting all over The Origin of Species you dumbass.
welfarebrat 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Nevermind. The song is called
405TwujHuj947 2 months ago
Explain a coconut ray
MrLovejoy91 2 months ago
He sounds like a fucking douchbag not to mention his stupid accent makes it worse
Afraid0fGhosts 2 months ago
Bananas. Isn't that monkey food? Evolution is proved yet again!
I never get tired of watching this Christian lunacy!!! 8^)
warren52nz 3 months ago
I suppose that the fruit that doesn't comfortably fit into a human hand is irrelevant.
MrMike0113 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it's kirk ca-moron!
Forcefield23 4 months ago
Comment removed
Forcefield23 4 months ago
I'd like to see Ray Comfort explain a pineapple
OppressedAnarchist 5 months ago
I think the song that joaquin is putting in this video is horrible.. i believe in God and i believe this is a highly logical and plausible conclusion that they are trying to prove which is that God exists.
manyjessica1 5 months ago
Someone should probably tell the Religitards that their "athiest's nightmare" only became the wonderful, perfect, god-like fruit after years of cross-breeding it's INEDIBLE diploid ancestors. Ass hats.
riffrafferty13 5 months ago
Nevermind. The song is called "Do you want a banana" by Tally Hall
DsyelxicBob 6 months ago
What's this song called?
DsyelxicBob 6 months ago
OH no! I took a bananna and it bent away from me! This must mean that god doesn't exist! OH NO You have destroyed my faith! Fuck you Jesus and Mohamed!
dborg321 6 months ago
Never mind the fact that the bananas we eat are genetically engineered by man.
uniteordie1 6 months ago
do these two clowns understand that bananas have been created by man they are cultivated fruit...the only resemblence to them produced naturally are plantains - stupid religious nuts.
pipty11 6 months ago
A banana fits and slips perfectly into my arse, does that mean that I should shove it there?
JanissarialGuard 6 months ago 2
Eating a straight banana would be so hard.
PhantomSephiroth 6 months ago
Bananas are man made VIA selective breeding VIA Darwinism . This video proves that religiosity correlates perfectly with Lower Intelliegnce.
karnzkeltic 7 months ago 2
the banana fits perfectly up his butt as he screams ohh god
pana376 8 months ago 7
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what a dumb ass
mio68df 8 months ago
A penis fits perfectly in an ass 2
bommobiel 9 months ago 9
@bommobiel i bet that Ray would like it
Kakkapieru 8 months ago
Lol the subtle sexual innuendos seemed to have made Kirk look uneasy.
genx1973 9 months ago
This is retarded. Bananas are subject to evolution just like any living organism. The ones that mutated to be easier to hold survived because primates ate them and crapped banana seeds all over the place. A fruit that was hard to eat wouldn't get very far in the evolutionary process unless, through mutation, it evolved to more successfully reproduce. Claiming a banana as the be-all-end-all argument for intelligent design is one of the most intentionally ignorant, idiotic things ever.
Illustratology 9 months ago
fml how embarrassing i didnt know how fucked up some humans could be, i guess this calls for the facepalm someone please post the facepalm picture cant find it
woo216 10 months ago
ridges-thanks for proving ape theory hahaha jk
non-slip-your retarded
outward indicator-evolution bannanas turn ripe things realize because of color eat spread seeds
tab at the top-evolution for above said explanation
bio-degradeable-bio chemestry not very christian of you
ease of entry-im not gonna even asses that
creationists-lost again
breaker9 11 months ago
Now I get why girls have so nice mouths, thanks god :)
rolingpingu 1 year ago
That's not the only thing that fits perfectly in my hand... except this guy tells me not to use it....
JumpStartation 1 year ago
lol even if it was shaped to fit the human hand naturally, which it wasnt (naturally they are straight), doesnt that support evolution just as much, the banana evolved to feed humans to ensure suvival of the species? thats what fruits evolved to be, food for animals so they could spread their seeds
YourRoadToHell 1 year ago
I wonder if anybody here has ever tried a durian before.
AgentCROCODILE 1 year ago
If god created bananas so perfectly then why do I get an itchy throat when I eat them.
beatlesto21st 1 year ago
@beatlesto21st Maybe out of subject, but it's bcuz it's not rip enough, I forgot what substance is lacking or still in presence when the banana is not rip enough, but that't causes that itch, for some it actually happens on tongue.
rolingpingu 1 year ago
@beatlesto21st The same thing happens to me with coconuts! But I don't know why is that...
Edu2503 11 months ago
I didn't evolve from no monkey. You know how I know that? Because bananas.
LeLimeLine 1 year ago
Nice upload! Had a good laugh.
God apparently hate avocados. Why else would he use up all that space with the seed? ;) Dont even get my started on on coconuts. lol
SuperDuperAtheist 1 year ago
Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv.
lilsm555 1 year ago
Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@lilsm555 If you show yourself as being just as stoopitt...you lose your case..."there"? You moron. Get an education, fuckhead. Kirt Cameron's video is a spoof...you dummies out there. He's ridiculing "creationism" you dim witted junkies.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 no he really believes it you ignorant asshole.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@lilsm555 Sorry, I made you see yourself as a Jackass, because he's putting you on & you don't even know it.
You talk about "creationists" believing anything...you got them beat by a mile. You bootless boil-brained bugbear. Go back to school.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 you are such a tool bag of course he believes what he says he debates people about his creationist beliefs you. Read a book or something.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 just believing in religion makes you a dumb fuck you already started off with a strike against you, You gullible fuck dont talk to me about believing in anything you are so stupid you think hes joking.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@lilsm555 You're the one who believes he's for real & I'm the gullible fuck? Hah! You're the one who doesn't know "There" from Their", & I'm stupid! Hah! You are a big orgasmic turn one for anyone who likes to debate a moron. You are an artless beef-witted barnacle. Go get yourself exorcised by a good Catholic Priest.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 LOL you need therapy you resort to talking about my grammar ON YOUTUBE since you are retard and already realize you fail at life because of your beliefs.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 i never even used the word there or their so wtf are you talking about.
lilsm555 1 year ago
@lilsm555 Hey Dumber than Dumb! Read your own posts!
"Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv." (You wrote)
lilsm555 2 days ago I have two choices for you. Go back to school & get at least a 3rd grade education or go visit a Catholic Priest. That is your assignment from me. Don't fail me. I'm rootin' fer ya!
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 By exorcised do you mean raped or molested? Soon as you're only paying for a priest who is pretending not to be a deviant why do you just pay a prostitute (or donate, there's are reason why they're whores). Don't waste our time & your time with your words or "wisdom". Please refrain from commenting on youtube in the future since your arguments are obnoxiously biased.
Valoric0 1 year ago
@Valoric0 How vulgar can you be? By your asking me to refrain, does that that mean you feel uncomfortable with the truth? Does it make you toss & turn at night as you try to get a moment's rest? If that's the case, it's your problem. There's a famous quote from a movie: "You can't handle the truth"? It seems to fit your situation. Perhaps some remedial schooling (exorcism) might assist you.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@Valoric0 P.S. Since you're so easily conned by this video, I can assume that you probably voted for Obama.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743 "Since you're so easily conned by this video, I can assume that you probably voted for Obama." Here it is folks, this says it all. I'm ashamed to be talking to you since you're obviously out of my league ;) Sir, get some of "that that" Commonsense. But I honestly was convinced that you weren't imposing your own beliefs that you yourself are not comfortable with what I have to say therefore my argument is now useless because it has fallen upon deaf ears...
Your blessed words.
Valoric0 1 year ago
@Valoric0 Your reply is so incoherent, peurile & immature, that it borders on infantilism & hardly worthy of a response. I think your head is pounding so hard due to your sleeplessness, tossing & turning at night, resulting from my chastisement of you, that you can't think straight. Otherwise, please prove to me that your education supercedes that of a 3rd grade level, I am more than qualified to give you some productive assignments, should you so desire. Try remedial reading as an example.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@MrCommonsense743
I'm embarrassed that you've held my attention. That fact you're replying to me at all since you're so high and mighty (are you god? :P) I actually slept quite well last night thank you very much. Apparently you do nothing but argue taking in no arguments or anything that could alter your perception. This makes you a bigot my friend & nothing in the universe can change that supposedly. I've concluded my time is best spent as distant as possible from you maniacs.
PS. Let go :|
Valoric0 1 year ago
@Valoric0 I've tried to help you & I have failed. From now on you'll have to make your way through life on your own. Go back to my very first post & see what you come up with.
MrCommonsense743 1 year ago
@Valoric0 a few years back a priest at a local church my high school use to take us too turned out to be a pedo idk what happened to him now maybe his in jail dude i use to confess my sins to a pedo!!!!!! i hardly go to church much now dont want to be molested
woo216 10 months ago
@woo216
The fact he's a pedophile & religiously "endowed" isn't what makes this statement sickening. What does is that if he's a member of the catholic church, he's got immunity because of being sheltered by the higher ups in the religion. Funny every time I think about it, it's all so similar to Scientology. Protect its flock and accuse the victims. Hope that wasn't too tragic for you & that he IS in fact behind bars. Clergy should not be protected from Justice.
Valoric0 10 months ago
bananas also fit in YOUR ASS , it was that also in gods plan?
grando111 1 year ago
@grando111 haha
lilsm555 1 year ago
Then again, someone that threw away a promising career because him and his sister read "Left Behind" instead of honestly reading Revelations for themselves, needs some serious help anyway. Left Behind is a work of FICTION, it is NOT meant to be taken as scripture as Kirk and Candace took it.
The Book of Revelations is FACT. And one needs to honestly read it, cause if you read Left Behind first, you're going to think Left Behind IS Revelations.
dickclarkfan1 1 year ago
comfort is being facetious or rather he's mocking himself and the whole "creation thing". you nerds actually think he's serious. cant you see cameron giggling?
TheScooteryt 1 year ago
1:29 Unless your kidneys are failing, in which case its tantamount to suicide.
darastarscream 1 year ago
Ray "BananaHead" Comfort is an absolute retard!!!!!!! It's ludicrous that anyone would listen to anything he espouces... He belongs in an insane asylum.... He's a delusional, psychotic, maniac!
Y'all dig on my channel... Search Justin "The Angry Agnostic",!!!!!!
YoungMommy14 1 year ago
@YoungMommy14 I have a lot of material hating on "BananaHead" Comfort!!!!!! The only human so dellusional and psychotic, that he thinks a genetically engineered banana is indicative of intelligent design!!!! He belongs in the psychiatic ward!!!! Dig on my shit y'all!!
Go to YOUTUBE and search Justin "The Angry Agnostic"!!!!!!!
YoungMommy14 1 year ago
As a Christian who believes 100% God created everthing in the beginning , this is embarrassing , I just thank God that we have over 200 Scientific arguments against Evolution and this isn't one of them ;-)
jonmorr777 1 year ago
@jonmorr777- Can you source those arguements? I'd love to see 200 evidences against what is accepted as fact.
besidemymind 1 year ago
this clearly means that God wants you to jack off bananas.
Epim3theus 1 year ago
And if god exists, why is it that only porn stars can fit an entire banana in their mouths, while the rest of us have to chew?
deskset24 1 year ago
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas, today!
(Except for Ray and Kirk.)
deskset24 1 year ago
I found the Song: "Banana Man" by Tally Hall. Good song - great background for this ridiculous embarrassment by Comfort.
bloomingdedalus 1 year ago
What is that song? It's awesome!
bloomingdedalus 1 year ago
Oh how ROFLy it is to watch it every morning!
SEThatered 1 year ago
Im an athiest but this video SUCKS!
CheapSushi 1 year ago
Oh, my! This is such a silly justification for the belief in creationism. They don't do any favor to their belief with such stupid explanations!
crismm2010 1 year ago
Hehe! Yeah, or coconuts! : )
winterstellar 1 year ago
I don't even like bananas. Kirk Cameron can go fuck himself.
Basehad 1 year ago 16
@Basehad How is this not the top rated comment?
JoseATurner 1 year ago
Ironic that he's proving we are monkeys....
PhantomSephiroth 1 year ago
Dude you epicly fail O.o The bananas outer exterior is non-slip unlike the inside...so if you manage to slip on one its (as the pictures show) the inner banana thats whats making you slip. Idwk what up with that pink banana crud....thats kinda creepy honestly but yeah i think ray is reffering to the norm banana features not the...experimented ones X.x
Monkeys dont care about being sticky and stuff so the tab thing doesnt quite apply to them although ive seen moneys use that to open them, too.
me4ever56 1 year ago
Comment removed
Conor316 1 year ago
Is this for real?
asiankevind 1 year ago
Since a banana is proof that God exists does that mean a coconut is proof that God doesn't exist?
fasteddie847 1 year ago
@fasteddie847
Yeah, coconuts make good balls!
N00bcrunch3r 1 year ago
Comment removed
tokabul 1 year ago
Notice how God made animals with legs, so you have to burn protein before you obtain it. Isn't God's efficiency in creation amazing?
brandon1ucas 1 year ago
i laughed my ass off when i saw a different response to his video. dawkins actually stated(correctly) that the bannana was subject to human manipulation of its genes, in past times it actually wasn't so "well designed". now, that's a creationist idiot, not even checking that his arguements can't be falsified
narono1510 1 year ago
@narono1510 dont all creationists do that?
namenamethedrood 1 year ago
Hey crazy reverend... PEEL MY BANANA !
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
lormendi 1 year ago
It's even curved towards the face to make it easier to eat!!! The wrapper is biodegradable! HAhaha this is pure comedy gold.!!
TheSpoovy 1 year ago 2
I recommend that Ray reads "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond. It explains how humans learn to domesticate wild plants, leading to farming and sedentary life. Settling down and villages were ususally not existent when people only fed on wild plants and animals, because this hunting-gathering lifestyle was not as productive as farming, but in order to survive only by farming plants had to be domesticated, these crops didn't just appear by magic, it took many years of genetic modification.
VforVendetta200 1 year ago 3
@VforVendetta200 Thumbs up people if you've read "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond and you know what I'm talking about. Also if you think Ray should read this and be less of an ignorant moron.
VforVendetta200 1 year ago 2
First of all: bananas were geneticly modified by man to be that way not by "god"
And second: even if it is true that god designed fruits to our favor, then why is the coconut so hard to crack open, and why won't an entire watermelon fit my hand, and I could go on
Bridgeport203ful 1 year ago 2
hysterical, I can't believe they believe this!!!
wildflower20102 1 year ago
Natural bananas cannot even be eaten. The ones we all eat are selectively bred, sometimes even genetically modified.
tipoomaster 1 year ago 2
I want the track that's playing in the background. It's wonderful.
TonyBtheEG 1 year ago
bananas are like a hot yellow penis
Frizzurd 1 year ago
HOLY SHIT!!!!! I'M AN ATHEIST, AND I JUST SAW A BANANNA!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT!!!!!
CrazyCaucasian1337 1 year ago 2
haha, supid australian. Haha, explain coconuts. Thats not so designed for humans
northernsupernova1 1 year ago
lol atheists have nightmares about bananas ? xD
foxofthenight 1 year ago
My bio teacher told us about this, about this guy trying to disprove evolution. i believe in god but this guys is a fucking idiot.
jonasobsessed18 1 year ago 14
I'm sure there are a few special places that banana was made to fit in.
alienisuntverus 1 year ago 2
He argues everything in the world was made for humans, why did god make AIDS?
rgj798 1 year ago
Right, bananas that you would normally eat are cultivated by humans, for humans. The bananas that god supposedly made are shit to us!! He's actually making a case against god here. What a fucking schmuck.
nonbeliever225 1 year ago
lol religious people
WampaStomper 1 year ago
THANK YOU RAY COMFORT!!!!!! You have just told a million Christians that God actually does approve of homosexuality...
hockeyfan7125 1 year ago 2
Ray Comfort is such a tool.
tangelorajan 1 year ago
I actually sat at the computer, laughing for 10 minutes at this video and the comments beneath.
Mad1093 1 year ago 2
Epic Fail.
ObolusBK 1 year ago 2
Can we see the next scene where Ray inserts the Banana up his young boyfriends slack arse hole?
What a fucking pile of shit - Like ALL organised Religion in fact - FUCK OFF
comsat1000 1 year ago 3
1:25 .... "just the right shape for the human mouth"
hahaha ....need I make the obvious comment here hahaha
This reasoning is just embarassing
-----------
People trying to "prove" religion in this manner would be better off looking into the symbolism underneath their religions and even in ancient mythologies. There you can find clues that "literalists" miss
zetetic0void 1 year ago 3
This video also totally proves that "God" wants you to masturbate
zetetic0void 1 year ago 4
God created hand perfectly for banana and pen... I mean pen.
Georgij92 1 year ago
So is a penis...
Feldkahl 1 year ago
@lawebber he is from new zealand. don't dump this shit on us xD
cannibullz 1 year ago 2
@cannibullz - me nz too, and old Ray is ashaming us all! *cringe*.
This vid is classic - Im not sure if its real or been doctored though - could even a creationist be that stupid...? yeah. Hey does anyone know where in NZ Ray is from?
jeebersjumpincryst 1 year ago
Where does Ray put his pineapple?
ptolemyauletesXII 1 year ago 4
Behold the atheist wet-dream. Ray Cum-Fart and his banana theory.
antonyhamill 1 year ago 5
that shit made my day, fucking christians
quantumhed 1 year ago 4
I apologize to all the fence posts Comfort's IQ has been compared to.
BlixsemFleerSneuw 1 year ago 2
Epic stupidity.. doesn't surprise me coming from a christian
irkman123 1 year ago
is ray comfort australian or new zealandian?
anyway, ray and Kirk the little dweebe, are the biggest morons in the bloody world.
KIRK CAMRON! haha he was in one hit US tv show and now where is he? sittin next to bananaman! lol what a loser (i heard his wife is fit though...damn!)
lawebber 1 year ago
lol sad christians
superduperjew 2 years ago 2
yeah really.... The animals and plants were created for our comfort... And what about tigers, sharks, other predators, poison fruits and other things... He missed those things and just stay with one banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are complete idiots,and fails.
Justas923 2 years ago 2
And top on that... If banana so perfect for man why it doesnt grow everywhere on the planet?
Justas923 2 years ago 2
Religion is stupid. PERIOD.
Talking snakes, talking bushes, walking on water, virgin birth, living inside of a fish, creating human beings out of a bone, etc, etc.
Anyone who really believe in all this shit is without a doubt a fucking retard.
That's is not my view, my opinion, your view, your opinion. That's reality. Such things simply doesn't exist and if you think it does then you're a fucking retard, simple as that.
dsrsp 2 years ago 2
Wow.. a plant product is biodegradable.. how interesting..
ramans11 2 years ago
This is a good example of how Ray fails to do his homework. In the end he proves that man is a better designer than god since it was man that designed the genetically altered banana he is going on and on about. Next up, I hope to hear how the coffee bean glorifies god.
whanethewhip 2 years ago 2
music is annoying, otherwise awsome
stevenoring 2 years ago
indeed
siggdigg 2 years ago
What a freaking idiot
del690 2 years ago 2
Hey Ray,
My banana fits in my hand too, but I guess you and Kirk think that's a sin, even though your god supposedly designed it that way.
lol@u
RippdUb 2 years ago 8
Sad thing is enough viewers, book buyers support this fool to keep his business going.
fishcontrol 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And, one more thing - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
nextasy1 2 years ago 5
You really can't make up this shit! Awesome!
jscott1966 2 years ago 2
I'm sorry, but you've ruined this with your commentary.
The original is beyond parody and cannot be improved upon.
polymath7 2 years ago 4
This is all the proof I need. I will now become religious and give all my belongings to banana man.
tonym9696 2 years ago 3
nice song hahaha
blazingwarrior0 2 years ago
the banana that we eat is man-made, the real banana can't reproduce on its self. its not curved. and not tasty. soo....if god made the real banana he is a dum ass! and we won up to him by doing a handyer , tasty banana ^^
ttthedark 2 years ago
Thank god for
bananas,
birth defects,
circumcision,
virus'
cancer,
oh! and brain disorders!
buckfushes 2 years ago 5
Thanks Ray, for promoting atheism!
buckfushes 2 years ago 4
This was just fucking embarassing to watch.
XD
LDWeyermann 2 years ago 4
Hilarious! I think bananas are probably the most hated common food I know of.. Pity God didnt make them taste much better!!
Sirstingray 2 years ago
Boy, God really screwed the pooch with pineapples. What was he thinking about?
Cabochon1360 2 years ago 2
what he fails to realize is, banana's would not exist today without man because they cannot reproduce by themselves. they are not a fruit, they are an herb and lack the ability of pollination. you would not be holding that suggestive herb in your hand if there was not man
martenandrew 2 years ago
Behold! A fruit made in the image of God! Look how it stands erect in the hand.
Sad. These individuals are so sexually repressed it is pitiful. Their unconscious minds are SCREAMING out from beneath them. And people like Kirk are so twisted in their view of reality that are simply incapable of seeing the 500 lb Chippendale in the room. Mr. Banana Man is either:
1) a flaming homosexual, angry at the world for being locked in the closet.
2) simply angry at the world for having never been laid.
izekiel25 2 years ago
See the stupid, laugh, then dispare at our race. Christianity: food for the brain-dead
biguglybootneck 2 years ago
What about those few people that were born without hands? Holding a banana with your feet is not so elegant.
scarygood48 2 years ago 2
lol the power of suggestion
nonsenseical 2 years ago
LMAO omfg how stupid can someone be? "god exists because can hold a banana!!!" i can hold a banana too Ray doesn't mean god exists. WAIT MAYBE HE DOES. with someone as stupid as RAY COMFORT being capable of holding a banana all by himself, is a miracle!!!!! wait, kirk cameron was there probably helping ray hold the banana, SHIT!
tunawrangler1 2 years ago 3
tally hall kicks ass
lol
llamasausage 2 years ago
I'd like to see Ray make a similar video about pineapples.
zeppelin8 2 years ago 52
i like pineapples
truevoiceofsanity 2 years ago
hey not just christians, if your going to ridicule religion you should ridicule all because they are all innately ridiculous and irrational
anthonyu2 2 years ago
Except for scientology
bbbk123 2 years ago
Now that would be funny!
Silverterror 1 year ago
@zeppelin8 Hey that's a good one. What about pineapples Uncle Ray ray?
nonbeliever225 1 year ago
@zeppelin8 He doesn't have to. I did it for him :D Mwahahaha.
FreeThinkingWoman88 1 year ago
Silly Christians, fairytales are for kids!
Silverterror 2 years ago 71
@Silverterror Ray is having way too much fun with that banana!
logan84887 1 year ago
The music sucks.
You can't hear what the imbecile is saying.
abba422 2 years ago 3
You may find that not to be such a bad thing.
manbearpig900 2 years ago
Ignorance took a whole new level.
I think someone should indicate to Ray Comfort the similarities between a banana and a... *censored*.
>_>
MrTeenaged 2 years ago 6
Three words Ray Comfort: Watermelon, Pineapple, Coconut.
StoicandAltruistic 2 years ago 6