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  • This is so embarassing.

  • These idiots don't even realize they're famous for being idiots.

  • lol, so if the banana is so perfect, why don't we have the enzymes in our digestive tract to dissolve plant cell's cell-walls. These guys are some serious fail.

  • One word... coconut

  • Scares the shit out of me that their are actual people who watch this and are like "omg that makes soooooo much sense" more terrifying than scary.

  • But humans designed bananas! Selective breeding Ray, you banana.

  • Hey Ray thanks for shitting all over The Origin of Species you dumbass.

  • Explain a coconut ray

  • He sounds like a fucking douchbag not to mention his stupid accent makes it worse

  • Bananas. Isn't that monkey food? Evolution is proved yet again!

    I never get tired of watching this Christian lunacy!!! 8^)

  • I suppose that the fruit that doesn't comfortably fit into a human hand is irrelevant.

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  • I'd like to see Ray Comfort explain a pineapple

  • I think the song that joaquin is putting in this video is horrible.. i believe in God and i believe this is a highly logical and plausible conclusion that they are trying to prove which is that God exists.

  • Someone should probably tell the Religitards that their "athiest's nightmare" only became the wonderful, perfect, god-like fruit after years of cross-breeding it's INEDIBLE diploid ancestors. Ass hats.

  • Nevermind. The song is called "Do you want a banana" by Tally Hall

  • What's this song called?

  • OH no! I took a bananna and it bent away from me! This must mean that god doesn't exist! OH NO You have destroyed my faith! Fuck you Jesus and Mohamed!

  • Never mind the fact that the bananas we eat are genetically engineered by man.

  • do these two clowns understand that bananas have been created by man they are cultivated fruit...the only resemblence to them produced naturally are plantains - stupid religious nuts.

  • A banana fits and slips perfectly into my arse, does that mean that I should shove it there?

  • Eating a straight banana would be so hard.

  • Bananas are man made VIA selective breeding VIA Darwinism . This video proves that religiosity correlates perfectly with Lower Intelliegnce.

  • the banana fits perfectly up his butt as he screams ohh god 

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahah what a dumb ass

  • A penis fits perfectly in an ass 2

  • @bommobiel i bet that Ray would like it

  • Lol the subtle sexual innuendos seemed to have made Kirk look uneasy.

  • This is retarded. Bananas are subject to evolution just like any living organism. The ones that mutated to be easier to hold survived because primates ate them and crapped banana seeds all over the place. A fruit that was hard to eat wouldn't get very far in the evolutionary process unless, through mutation, it evolved to more successfully reproduce. Claiming a banana as the be-all-end-all argument for intelligent design is one of the most intentionally ignorant, idiotic things ever.

  • fml how embarrassing i didnt know how fucked up some humans could be, i guess this calls for the facepalm someone please post the facepalm picture cant find it

  • ridges-thanks for proving ape theory hahaha jk

    non-slip-your retarded

    outward indicator-evolution bannanas turn ripe things realize because of color eat spread seeds

    tab at the top-evolution for above said explanation

    bio-degradeable-bio chemestry not very christian of you

    ease of entry-im not gonna even asses that

    creationists-lost again

  • Now I get why girls have so nice mouths, thanks god :)

  • That's not the only thing that fits perfectly in my hand... except this guy tells me not to use it....

  • lol even if it was shaped to fit the human hand naturally, which it wasnt (naturally they are straight), doesnt that support evolution just as much, the banana evolved to feed humans to ensure suvival of the species? thats what fruits evolved to be, food for animals so they could spread their seeds

  • I wonder if anybody here has ever tried a durian before.

  • If god created bananas so perfectly then why do I get an itchy throat when I eat them.

  • @beatlesto21st Maybe out of subject, but it's bcuz it's not rip enough, I forgot what substance is lacking or still in presence when the banana is not rip enough, but that't causes that itch, for some it actually happens on tongue.

  • @beatlesto21st The same thing happens to me with coconuts! But I don't know why is that...

  • I didn't evolve from no monkey. You know how I know that? Because bananas.

  • Nice upload! Had a good laugh.

    God apparently hate avocados. Why else would he use up all that space with the seed? ;) Dont even get my started on on coconuts. lol

  • Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv.

  • Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv.

  • @lilsm555 If you show yourself as being just as stoopitt...you lose your case..."there"? You moron. Get an education, fuckhead. Kirt Cameron's video is a spoof...you dummies out there. He's ridiculing "creationism" you dim witted junkies.

  • @MrCommonsense743 no he really believes it you ignorant asshole.

  • @lilsm555 Sorry, I made you see yourself as a Jackass, because he's putting you on & you don't even know it.

    You talk about "creationists" believing anything...you got them beat by a mile. You bootless boil-brained bugbear. Go back to school.

  • @MrCommonsense743 you are such a tool bag of course he believes what he says he debates people about his creationist beliefs you. Read a book or something.

  • @MrCommonsense743 just believing in religion makes you a dumb fuck you already started off with a strike against you, You gullible fuck dont talk to me about believing in anything you are so stupid you think hes joking.

  • @lilsm555 You're the one who believes he's for real & I'm the gullible fuck? Hah! You're the one who doesn't know "There" from Their", & I'm stupid! Hah! You are a big orgasmic turn one for anyone who likes to debate a moron. You are an artless beef-witted barnacle. Go get yourself exorcised by a good Catholic Priest.

  • @MrCommonsense743 LOL you need therapy you resort to talking about my grammar ON YOUTUBE since you are retard and already realize you fail at life because of your beliefs.

  • @MrCommonsense743 i never even used the word there or their so wtf are you talking about.

  • @lilsm555 Hey Dumber than Dumb! Read your own posts!

    "Is it me or do creationist constantly show there stupidity on live tv." (You wrote)

    lilsm555 2 days ago I have two choices for you. Go back to school & get at least a 3rd grade education or go visit a Catholic Priest. That is your assignment from me. Don't fail me. I'm rootin' fer ya!

  • @MrCommonsense743 By exorcised do you mean raped or molested? Soon as you're only paying for a priest who is pretending not to be a deviant why do you just pay a prostitute (or donate, there's are reason why they're whores). Don't waste our time & your time with your words or "wisdom". Please refrain from commenting on youtube in the future since your arguments are obnoxiously biased.

  • @Valoric0 How vulgar can you be? By your asking me to refrain, does that that mean you feel uncomfortable with the truth? Does it make you toss & turn at night as you try to get a moment's rest? If that's the case, it's your problem. There's a famous quote from a movie: "You can't handle the truth"? It seems to fit your situation. Perhaps some remedial schooling (exorcism) might assist you.

  • @Valoric0 P.S. Since you're so easily conned by this video, I can assume that you probably voted for Obama.

  • @MrCommonsense743 "Since you're so easily conned by this video, I can assume that you probably voted for Obama." Here it is folks, this says it all. I'm ashamed to be talking to you since you're obviously out of my league ;) Sir, get some of "that that" Commonsense. But I honestly was convinced that you weren't imposing your own beliefs that you yourself are not comfortable with what I have to say therefore my argument is now useless because it has fallen upon deaf ears...

    Your blessed words.

  • @Valoric0 Your reply is so incoherent, peurile & immature, that it borders on infantilism & hardly worthy of a response. I think your head is pounding so hard due to your sleeplessness, tossing & turning at night, resulting from my chastisement of you, that you can't think straight. Otherwise, please prove to me that your education supercedes that of a 3rd grade level, I am more than qualified to give you some productive assignments, should you so desire. Try remedial reading as an example.

  • @MrCommonsense743

    I'm embarrassed that you've held my attention. That fact you're replying to me at all since you're so high and mighty (are you god? :P) I actually slept quite well last night thank you very much. Apparently you do nothing but argue taking in no arguments or anything that could alter your perception. This makes you a bigot my friend & nothing in the universe can change that supposedly. I've concluded my time is best spent as distant as possible from you maniacs.

    PS. Let go :|

  • @Valoric0 I've tried to help you & I have failed. From now on you'll have to make your way through life on your own. Go back to my very first post & see what you come up with.

  • @Valoric0 a few years back a priest at a local church my high school use to take us too turned out to be a pedo idk what happened to him now maybe his in jail dude i use to confess my sins to a pedo!!!!!! i hardly go to church much now dont want to be molested

  • @woo216

    The fact he's a pedophile & religiously "endowed" isn't what makes this statement sickening. What does is that if he's a member of the catholic church, he's got immunity because of being sheltered by the higher ups in the religion. Funny every time I think about it, it's all so similar to Scientology. Protect its flock and accuse the victims. Hope that wasn't too tragic for you & that he IS in fact behind bars. Clergy should not be protected from Justice.

  • bananas also fit in YOUR ASS , it was that also in gods plan?

  • @grando111 haha

  • Then again, someone that threw away a promising career because him and his sister read "Left Behind" instead of honestly reading Revelations for themselves, needs some serious help anyway. Left Behind is a work of FICTION, it is NOT meant to be taken as scripture as Kirk and Candace took it.

    The Book of Revelations is FACT. And one needs to honestly read it, cause if you read Left Behind first, you're going to think Left Behind IS Revelations.

  • comfort is being facetious or rather he's mocking himself and the whole "creation thing". you nerds actually think he's serious. cant you see cameron giggling?

  • 1:29 Unless your kidneys are failing, in which case its tantamount to suicide.

  • Ray "BananaHead" Comfort is an absolute retard!!!!!!! It's ludicrous that anyone would listen to anything he espouces... He belongs in an insane asylum.... He's a delusional, psychotic, maniac!

    Y'all dig on my channel... Search Justin "The Angry Agnostic",!!!!!!

  • @YoungMommy14 I have a lot of material hating on "BananaHead" Comfort!!!!!! The only human so dellusional and psychotic, that he thinks a genetically engineered banana is indicative of intelligent design!!!! He belongs in the psychiatic ward!!!! Dig on my shit y'all!!

    Go to YOUTUBE and search Justin "The Angry Agnostic"!!!!!!!

  • As a Christian who believes 100% God created everthing in the beginning , this is embarrassing , I just thank God that we have over 200 Scientific arguments against Evolution and this isn't one of them ;-)

  • @jonmorr777- Can you source those arguements? I'd love to see 200 evidences against what is accepted as fact.

  • this clearly means that God wants you to jack off bananas.

  • And if god exists, why is it that only porn stars can fit an entire banana in their mouths, while the rest of us have to chew?

  • Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas, today!

    (Except for Ray and Kirk.)

  • I found the Song: "Banana Man" by Tally Hall. Good song - great background for this ridiculous embarrassment by Comfort.

  • What is that song? It's awesome!

  • Oh how ROFLy it is to watch it every morning!

  • Im an athiest but this video SUCKS!

  • Oh, my! This is such a silly justification for the belief in creationism. They don't do any favor to their belief with such stupid explanations!

  • Hehe! Yeah, or coconuts! : )

  • I don't even like bananas. Kirk Cameron can go fuck himself.

  • @Basehad How is this not the top rated comment?

  • Ironic that he's proving we are monkeys....

  • Dude you epicly fail O.o The bananas outer exterior is non-slip unlike the inside...so if you manage to slip on one its (as the pictures show) the inner banana thats whats making you slip. Idwk what up with that pink banana crud....thats kinda creepy honestly but yeah i think ray is reffering to the norm banana features not the...experimented ones X.x

    Monkeys dont care about being sticky and stuff so the tab thing doesnt quite apply to them although ive seen moneys use that to open them, too.

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  • Is this for real?

  • Since a banana is proof that God exists does that mean a coconut is proof that God doesn't exist?

  • @fasteddie847

    Yeah, coconuts make good balls!

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  • Notice how God made animals with legs, so you have to burn protein before you obtain it. Isn't God's efficiency in creation amazing?

  • i laughed my ass off when i saw a different response to his video. dawkins actually stated(correctly) that the bannana was subject to human manipulation of its genes, in past times it actually wasn't so "well designed". now, that's a creationist idiot, not even checking that his arguements can't be falsified

  • @narono1510 dont all creationists do that?

  • Hey crazy reverend... PEEL MY BANANA !

  • Oh.  My. Fucking. God.

  • It's even curved towards the face to make it easier to eat!!! The wrapper is biodegradable! HAhaha this is pure comedy gold.!!

  • I recommend that Ray reads "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond. It explains how humans learn to domesticate wild plants, leading to farming and sedentary life.  Settling down and villages were ususally not existent when people only fed on wild plants and animals, because this hunting-gathering lifestyle was not as productive as farming, but in order to survive only by farming plants had to be domesticated, these crops didn't just appear by magic, it took many years of genetic modification.

  • @VforVendetta200 Thumbs up people if you've read "Guns, Germs, and Steel" by Jared Diamond and you know what I'm talking about. Also if you think Ray should read this and be less of an ignorant moron.

  • First of all: bananas were geneticly modified by man to be that way not by "god"

    And second: even if it is true that god designed fruits to our favor, then why is the coconut so hard to crack open, and why won't an entire watermelon fit my hand, and I could go on

  • hysterical, I can't believe they believe this!!!

  • Natural bananas cannot even be eaten. The ones we all eat are selectively bred, sometimes even genetically modified.

  • I want the track that's playing in the background. It's wonderful.

  • bananas are like a hot yellow penis

  • HOLY SHIT!!!!! I'M AN ATHEIST, AND I JUST SAW A BANANNA!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT!!!!!

  • haha, supid australian. Haha, explain coconuts. Thats not so designed for humans

  • lol atheists have nightmares about bananas ? xD

  • My bio teacher told us about this, about this guy trying to disprove evolution. i believe in god but this guys is a fucking idiot.

  • I'm sure there are a few special places that banana was made to fit in.

  • He argues everything in the world was made for humans, why did god make AIDS?

  • Right, bananas that you would normally eat are cultivated by humans, for humans. The bananas that god supposedly made are shit to us!! He's actually making a case against god here. What a fucking schmuck.

  • lol religious people

  • THANK YOU RAY COMFORT!!!!!! You have just told a million Christians that God actually does approve of homosexuality...

  • Ray Comfort is such a tool.

  • I actually sat at the computer, laughing for 10 minutes at this video and the comments beneath.

  • Epic Fail.

  • Can we see the next scene where Ray inserts the Banana up his young boyfriends slack arse hole?

    What a fucking pile of shit - Like ALL organised Religion in fact - FUCK OFF

  • 1:25 .... "just the right shape for the human mouth"

    hahaha ....need I make the obvious comment here hahaha

    This reasoning is just embarassing

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    People trying to "prove" religion  in this manner would be better off looking into the symbolism underneath their religions and even in ancient mythologies. There you can find clues that "literalists" miss

  • This video also totally proves that "God" wants you to masturbate

  • God created hand perfectly for banana and pen... I mean pen.

  • So is a penis...

  • @lawebber he is from new zealand. don't dump this shit on us xD

  • @cannibullz - me nz too, and old Ray is ashaming us all! *cringe*.

    This vid is classic - Im not sure if its real or been doctored though - could even a creationist be that stupid...? yeah. Hey does anyone know where in NZ Ray is from?

  • Where does Ray put his pineapple?

  • Behold the atheist wet-dream. Ray Cum-Fart and his banana theory.

  • that shit made my day, fucking christians

  • I apologize to all the fence posts Comfort's IQ has been compared to.

  • Epic stupidity.. doesn't surprise me coming from a christian

  • is ray comfort australian or new zealandian?

    anyway, ray and Kirk the little dweebe, are the biggest morons in the bloody world.

    KIRK CAMRON! haha he was in one hit US tv show and now where is he? sittin next to bananaman! lol what a loser (i heard his wife is fit though...damn!)

  • lol sad christians

  • yeah really.... The animals and plants were created for our comfort... And what about tigers, sharks, other predators, poison fruits and other things... He missed those things and just stay with one banana. Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are complete idiots,and fails.

  • And top on that... If banana so perfect for man why it doesnt grow everywhere on the planet?

  • Religion is stupid. PERIOD.

    Talking snakes, talking bushes, walking on water, virgin birth, living inside of a fish, creating human beings out of a bone, etc, etc.

    Anyone who really believe in all this shit is without a doubt a fucking retard.

    That's is not my view, my opinion, your view, your opinion. That's reality. Such things simply doesn't exist and if you think it does then you're a fucking retard, simple as that.

  • Wow.. a plant product is biodegradable.. how interesting..

  • This is a good example of how Ray fails to do his homework. In the end he proves that man is a better designer than god since it was man that designed the genetically altered banana he is going on and on about. Next up, I hope to hear how the coffee bean glorifies god.

  • music is annoying, otherwise awsome

  • indeed

  • What a freaking idiot

  • Hey Ray,

    My banana fits in my hand too, but I guess you and Kirk think that's a sin, even though your god supposedly designed it that way.

    lol@u

  • Sad thing is enough viewers, book buyers support this fool to keep his business going.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And, one more thing - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • You really can't make up this shit! Awesome!

  • I'm sorry, but you've ruined this with your commentary.

    The original is beyond parody and cannot be improved upon.

  • This is all the proof I need. I will now become religious and give all my belongings to banana man.

  • nice song hahaha

  • the banana that we eat is man-made, the real banana can't reproduce on its self. its not curved. and not tasty. soo....if god made the real banana he is a dum ass! and we won up to him by doing a handyer , tasty banana ^^

  • Thank god for

    bananas,

    birth defects,

    circumcision,

    virus'

    cancer,

    oh! and brain disorders!

  • Thanks Ray, for promoting atheism!

  • This was just fucking embarassing to watch.

    XD

  • Hilarious! I think bananas are probably the most hated common food I know of.. Pity God didnt make them taste much better!!

  • Boy, God really screwed the pooch with pineapples. What was he thinking about?

  • what he fails to realize is, banana's would not exist today without man because they cannot reproduce by themselves. they are not a fruit, they are an herb and lack the ability of pollination. you would not be holding that suggestive herb in your hand if there was not man

  • Behold! A fruit made in the image of God! Look how it stands erect in the hand.

    Sad. These individuals are so sexually repressed it is pitiful. Their unconscious minds are SCREAMING out from beneath them. And people like Kirk are so twisted in their view of reality that are simply incapable of seeing the 500 lb Chippendale in the room. Mr. Banana Man is either:

    1) a flaming homosexual, angry at the world for being locked in the closet.

    2) simply angry at the world for having never been laid.

  • See the stupid, laugh, then dispare at our race. Christianity: food for the brain-dead

  • What about those few people that were born without hands? Holding a banana with your feet is not so elegant.

  • lol the power of suggestion

  • LMAO omfg how stupid can someone be? "god exists because can hold a banana!!!" i can hold a banana too Ray doesn't mean god exists. WAIT MAYBE HE DOES. with someone as stupid as RAY COMFORT being capable of holding a banana all by himself, is a miracle!!!!! wait, kirk cameron was there probably helping ray hold the banana, SHIT!

  • tally hall kicks ass

    lol

  • I'd like to see Ray make a similar video about pineapples.

  • i like pineapples

  • hey not just christians, if your going to ridicule religion you should ridicule all because they are all innately ridiculous and irrational

  • Except for scientology

  • Now that would be funny!

  • @zeppelin8 Hey that's a good one. What about pineapples Uncle Ray ray?

  • @zeppelin8 He doesn't have to. I did it for him :D Mwahahaha.

  • Silly Christians, fairytales are for kids!

  • @Silverterror Ray is having way too much fun with that banana!

  • The music sucks.

    You can't hear what the imbecile is saying.

  • You may find that not to be such a bad thing.

  • Ignorance took a whole new level.

    I think someone should indicate to Ray Comfort the similarities between a banana and a... *censored*.

    >_>

  • Three words Ray Comfort: Watermelon, Pineapple, Coconut.