Pandora's Unboxing

[BrownLacedFedora]

I will be unboxing portal 2........hell. a portal to hell. XD

[MeanKat38]

@LokNWykLeer its Yay Boobies Not Gay Boobies!

[MclarenHamann]

This is what happens when woman leave the kitchen!

[reksrikuono]

Lol. I love how calm she remains throughout the whole unleashing of the evils! ^_^

[Kiksloth]

Actually box was a mistranslation of the original greek, it was actually a jar. The more you know.

[1Hakuna1Matata1]

It sounds like jenna marbles

[xXxHELLYAxXx]

You suck pandora

[LokNWykLeer]

Wait... "gay boobies"?

[iAmZince]

She locked up hope again.. good job pandora

[MineMurphydog]

looky hope yay!

[ThrillerKiller1122]

how many times are women going to fuck up the world

[spiderboy9199]

She fucked up

[AndyMcCy]

Women - Know your limits.

[eldirtyhombre1]

Silly bitches.

[GaiaKnight1234]

I thought this was uilarious...

[carsismeZ06]

A powerful lock?

[Nickuncle]

Hey it's me, Zeus. Yah totally! That sheep was a douche! But wtf with this video?! I said open this on your birthday or you'll get a virus! Sigh....

[mariettastrataki]

and x with r front is the monogram of Christ, what on earth has to do with the box of Pandora

[mariettastrataki]

hey i am greek and i know about mythology unfortunately well you overeacted i think so

but good work ...i think

[xxxjack33]

fuck this shit! i'm inventing a time machine, and i'm going back to steal my key back and save this fucked up world damnit!

[bioniclestuffYOfang]

These

[bioniclestuffYOfang]

Lol, u should do more of tgese

[DevilDoqq]

What a bitch lol

[AverageCheeseBlock]

actually there was a translation problem...it's actually called the Pandora's jar...and I'm extremely glad you talked about hope at the very bottom of the box/ jar because most references to the Pandora's jar/ box show no indication of hope at the bottom of the jar/ box...

[patwams48]

@AverageCheeseBlock please educate us everyone cares so much

[MorningMidget]

@AverageCheeseBlock Actually it's proper name is Pandora's Pithos.

[AverageCheeseBlock]

@MorningMidget Pithos in Greek does mean a ceramic storage jar for oil or grain...so thank you for bringing that up....

[MorningMidget]

@AverageCheeseBlock Ah okay. My bad :/

[AverageCheeseBlock]

@MorningMidget ah its ok...I'm glad you brought that up though...reminded me that i need to review that for my mid terms tomorrow....

[mariettastrataki]

@AverageCheeseBlock are you greek ??:D I AM !

[iceskull333]

actually, hermes gave her the box, not zeus.

[monkeyjoe70]

i want to see the "Portal 2 Hell" unboxing video!!

[Emberfrost7]

it's not "smited" its SMOTE.

[jawson332]

SHE IS TAKING THIS LIKE A WALK IN THE F***ING PARK

[TomBoyreallygirl]

The way she explains things, it reminds me of Juno

[Kateyperrysucks]

Wow.

[Derp17000]

yay boobies

[Spawnproductions1]

YAY! Boobies xD

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Yay curiosity!!

[Kezzer8998]

She steals a key = crime.

Before crime exsists when it comes out the box?????????

[EarthPhantomTS]

@Kezzer8998 Come to think of it, you're right. Pandora was Zeus's sexist response to Prometheus stealing fire from the gods. How utterly, fantastically illogical.

[bananabread112]

@Kezzer8998 No, it's called borrowing, duh!

[noobmelody]

@Kezzer8998 she's a para'box'

[xX70XIKFUM32Xx]

@Kezzer8998 "Crime! Wasant sure if theyed included that one."

[MJ47106]

@brolyservant chuck*

[Uratashi]

@MJ47106 Chuck*

You didn't capitalize his name!

[MJ47106]

@Uratashi so?



[brolyservant]

Thats not pandora's box, thats chuch norris' lunch box.

[psychoclank314]

leave it to women to screw over the world with evils.

[awesomeannie123]

I was her inmy play in 3 grade :) she is suppose to be beautiful and smart and kind but Zeus gave her curiosity and yeah :)

[wardegree]

2:26 her hand goes thru the box for a brief moment but still liked the video whe she saw the devil

[wolfdawg0026]

Ya, I only opened Pandora's box and let evil run free through the univers..........

No biggie

[cheatmasterbw]

"It seems like all that't left in here is a.... hope"

[zeroallone]

@iamtehelitelonewolf I see what u did there :3, nice comment, i lolled hard here.

Alone in The Dark.

[iamtehelitelonewolf]

@CODzombiesforIpod lulz

[iamtehelitelonewolf]

portal 2 hell... portal and minecraft in one box... HELL YES!

[JAYZILL44]

I always skip to the end to see in the box for some reason.

[griffjag2020]

.....does this count as POV? cuz I want to see more POV.......

[TR3MORstudios]

Lol

[TheGigiop]

1:00 She shows a demonstration with her hands

[daman91196]

Wow this actually help me study for a test

[SiMoN6873]

The sign on the left was the one Constantine used as a symbol for his troops in the Eastern Roman Empire (early Byzantine emperor). Way before any Ancient Greek legends

[Costas17G]

@SiMoN6873 You mean, the legends were way before that

[SiMoN6873]

@Costas17G Yes, thank you

[tetravenix]

Yep, hope.



[4everaI0n3]

I saw an enderman. :DDD

[abc12370855]

now I have to poop

[CanadaDan1971]

I agree. Yay boobies!

[coololets1]

INCLUDE THIS AS POV

[TenisuNoShiroYasha]

hottest hands EVAR!! LOL

[laraab1986]

Why is the symbol of Rome, which is the P with the going through it?

[godlessmaximus]

@laraab1986

The Chi Rho. I thought that was also a bit bizarre.

[kiyoshiNeko97]

lmao

[PrestoPuma]

This one was kinda lame

I mean it was like one of those modern remakes their doing in Hollywood

I know I sound like I'm complaining but I'm not

I am just stating my own personal opinion

So don't give me any shit like the last couple of comments I made

This was done like an instructional YouTube video in such a way that is poor taste

[DUHITZCOURTNEY]

@Thunderain100 he is a little nerdy kid who out up a weird game on wii! XD

[DUHITZCOURTNEY]

@Thunderain100 seriously they sketched it and told you what everything was stfu . If u don't like it go cry in a corner or make ur own damn sketch.

[Mizzkatra]

she gives a whole new meaning to bitchy

[Derpiology]

I get the joke. (mostly because I'm a Pokemon card collector. Don't judge me.)

[TheNAKEDSNAKE1964]

aww... i tought it was professor layton :(

[CaiGwatkin]

Genius

[s919461]

I love how all the comments are about how inaccurate the video is (like people give a shit about greek mythology technicalities) without appreciating what makes this video so funny. If you seriously don't understand what makes this so funny, watch some unboxing videos of video games or magic the gathering/yugioh trade binders and or card reviews (I do MTG on my page). I personally find this video clever and hilarious but to each his own, I guess.

[TheSuxtobeu]

are there any other vids like this from collegehumor

[MinErzO]

Why did you stop doing pov's with guy

[Bookgrl98]

@002sprinkles well thats sexist...

[Short2Long1Short2]

The Greeks didn't believe in hell but awesome video though!

[002sprinkles]

this is why women should not run the world...

[97lycan]

i hate it when ther is a top comment that refers to someone else and when you are searching for a long time and you find then you notice it was the other top comment

[ilovecodemonkeys]

So Pandora was the FIRST woman on earth and she let out the bad things that cause us pain and shit? So what they are saying is a woman fucked everything up... Wow...

[Necrotwilly]

@ilovecodemonkeys Ha the ancient greeks were hardcore sexist XD

[metalhead7301]

If hope didn't get out, doesn't that mean that technically there is no hope???

[sashaman1234]

Pandora sucks. She doesn't let me skip her songs as much as she used to.

[mrcookie1021]

@andershomeveck is ur name ander cuz mine is

[Duartomen]

portal 2........hell !!!

[lexiwanda98]

@andershomeveck sexist comment much?

[andershomeveck]

A women would end up doing all that

[generalspoof]

They referenced portal 2 because portal 2 referenced prometheus.

[infinitexpmax]

evil is unleashed because of pandora made an unboxing video and is trying to get some views and subscribers on youtube......

make sense

[dragonfire9267]

She actually trapped "Foreboding" in the box, creating hope....

[dragonfire9267]

Why would be there a lock? Zeus WANTED her to open it...

to punish Prometheus...

[CODzombiesforIpod]

IT WASN'T A BOX IT WAS A MOTHERF***UNG PITHOS!

[emocamvampire]

The Greeks wrote in english?

[AndersAsWell]

This is just like every unboxing video, they are even talking in the same way... perfect

[MooPoo1992]

It was hope not hopelessness

[MooPoo1992]

@Thunderain100

[N00BGaming123]

oh.....fuck

[BerkRadio]

2012...

[Thunderain100]

I spotted 2 mistakes.

1. Pandora's box wasn't really a box. It was a jar.

2. I'm kinda doubting myself on this, but I'm pretty sure that the one thing she managed to keep in it was hopelessness.

Other than that, pretty good job on this!

[SomeGuyOnFirefox]

@Thunderain100 Party Pooper.

[MichiKlippenstein]

@Thunderain100 No one cares.

[s919461]

@MichiKlippenstein I know, right? Gotta love how people dislike this video over something like sacrificing accuracy on Greek mythology to be funny, like someone actually gives a shit.

[pleasebeavailableee]

@Thunderain100 it was a jar, but it was definitely hope kept inside, or something good like that

[2perfect2beperfect]

@Thunderain100 and the "XP" symbol is wrong..it's a christian symbol

[mintyking1]

@Thunderain100

it was hope

[HabitualCheese]

@Thunderain100 No, it was hope. :P

[NinjXPk]

@Thunderain100 It was hope

[Jomolocon]

@Thunderain100 she traped HOPE in the box, not hopelessness

[TitanHyperion741]

@Thunderain100 Actually it was a Pithos, sort of like a jar. And it was Hope, according to the myth that's the only reason humans survived all the evils of the world.

[UpalKashey]

@Thunderain100 yeah she kept in the one that tells you your future

[ValeriaVillasana]

@Thunderain100 Hey also I think they did another mistake with Pandora saying that she was the first woman on Earth, she was actually the first woman made out of clay.

[porkinitup210]

@Thunderain100 Nope. it was hope she kept in the box, not hopelessness.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Thunderain100 They are probably going on the "God of War" version.

[ocarrace]

@Thunderain100 this was pandora's box: special edition xD

[lephong]

@Thunderain100 actually, the only thing left in was hope. so atleast they got that right.

[werdinator1234]

@Thunderain100 it was a jar, but that is kind of besides the point. it wasn't hopelessness, it was hope that stayed in the jar. A metephor for always holding on to hope or some bullshit.

[greeneffintractor]

This was so good!!

[poplglop]

Lol awesome

[psycosoldier12]

wut a retrded slut

[theterranman1]

lol awesome vid

[SLiV9]

Hehe, very cleverly done. Good job, CH!

[mynameissian1]

meh

[Cloud10171]

STUPID BITCH YOU DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!!

[kingsteven71]

God just shut up and feed your king...BITCH!

[cbcep]

Yeah boobies haha

[LittllestMonkey]

XxchibinicoxX, you are soooo right.

[LittllestMonkey]

She should've said "ah, look, all that's left is a glimmer of hope.... crap.

[LEGOGUNMAKER1]

She was probably a blonde . Shaking my head

[TheStoopidSam]

Next time we will be unboxing Portal 2. Hell. A portal to hell.

[XxchibinicoxX]

GHAD DAMN IT THATS WHY WOMEN SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN!

[eugeneplusyeah]

Next week I'll be unboxing portal 2. Hell. Portal 2 Hell.

[salamKONVICT]

Portal To Hell

[mcr6478]

2:22 hai tear.

[PullMyFingur]

The only reason I know what this is is because of God of War

[HardijsR]

1,2,8 ur own beatbox :D

[shonamihan]

u shut up when ur a bitttttttttt unhappy with what u have done?

[massmurder237]

Yay boobies :) lolz

[jffugly]

for some reason i feel like they video tape all these pov's first and have people completely improvise the dialogue based on the video

[c0ncerta]

zeus is a banking trojan

localh0st.cc/ze3/panel.php

[eigentube]

What's with the Jesus Christ symbol on the box?

[GenericUsernameism]

@eigentube two intersecting lines isn't really a symbol tbh

[eigentube]

@GenericUsernameism P with an X on the left side of the box is a symbol.

[MrTommypotts611]

Can't wait for the portal 2 unboxing :D

[jaoschonoklar]

Damn. I think i just felt in love with her hands. Oo

[daemaon2]

The XP symbol on the side is the symbol of the chiro, a youth division :D

X chi, P rho

[raymondle2007]

Hermes gave her the box not Zeus.

[Piper0711]

@RareandFriends I'm a girl too. And I think thats supposed to be the purpose of the greek creation story. I just did an assignment on the Greek, Hebrew, Egyptian and Modern Science creation story and withthe mythological stories you'll notice a pattern of the women being sort of dumb.

[r2c123]

*SPOILER* next week she's unboxing Portal 2: Hell

[Costas17G]

Why did youtube remove the highlight from one's own comments? How am I supposed to find them now???

[JulieL17]

@Costas17G Ctrl + F and then type in the name. :P

[Costas17G]

@JulieL17 WOW!!! Thanks, really, I had no idea!

[PatchyOHoolihan]

@LukeGeoDude I'm pretty sure that's the sign Charlemagne saw in the clouds, and he believed oit to be from Jesus. So he converted to Christianity, thus starting the centuries-long dominance of Christianity in the Western world.

[4Higher]

@PatchyOHoolihan i think it was constantine who saw it. no offense

[sindekit]

@iIVIag1c Wow, thanks for explaining...

[iIVIag1c]

Its making fun of all those people who do unboxings of there new shit. And they just used pandora as a gag joke (that part was obvious lol)

[KoalaPancreas]

Hahaha great

[liz5100]

They got their myths crossed....>.> sorry mythology nerd but almost everything she said about her self was wrong.

[Costas17G]

@liz5100 No, it wasn't

[TooBoss4Sauce]

Oh, I get it..... it's like a playthrough...

[Gloxic0r]

OMFG this is so great hahahhaa

[caroou92]

Portal 2. Hell. A portal to Hell.

[FallacyofMan]

@thesilver312

Just to let you know, both Prometheus and his brother switched allegiances to the Olympians when they realize how douchey Kronos was.