Segway Tour (Ford Fiesta Mission #2)

[erwtenzuiger]

A took a segway tour once. My shirt got wrapped around the handle and it started spinning out of control. What a day... What a day...

[eeli1]

I want to forget what it feels like to walk, owning one of these should bring me one step closer to my goal. lol

[794littleman794]

Winning

[IPepperz]

"I hate that man"

"I'm talkin to your mom."

So many missed Danzig opportunities!

[Tristinwvz]

why all the red cars ?

[PhilTheMetalhead]

Hey Wheezy, what's the music at the end called and who is it by?

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[0honey0U]

oh wheezy, how many of your vids shall i favorite?

[Aluciel286]

omg the jurassic park part...i cried laughing

[oneawesomefreak1]

I love this video because in a later video when Wheezy points the camera at Matt looking at Chicago and goes "This is the shot where you think about your dreams."

Matt: Someday.

Craig: Someday what?

Matt: Someday...I'll go into the city...ride a segway...eat a hot dog.

Craig: You already did that.

Matt: Oh. Dream achieved!

[LegsandtheWheelman]

i laughed so hard at the jurrasic park song

[odinata]

Nice jello-cam.

[AllStarOComedy]

i lol'd at the dinosaur!

[splodge82]

I just found this in my favourites and forgot how amazing it was <3 I nearly fell off my chair laughing at the dinosaur bit!

[TheRazombie]

Matt is pretty adorable. x]

[StarInvasion]

it sounds like ty at the end

[FliXeRoCk107]

I have watched this about 7 times, just to see the animation of the person falling down :L :L

[drewdane40]

2:47 Danzig!

[littlefurrydude]

wait jurrasic park is in chicago

[IssyRedbird]

I hate that man. XD XD XD XD XD Wheezy you rock!!! I love your band, Driftless Pony Club. :D

[AxelFoley305]

hahah dinosaurs hate jeff goldblum

[Mer1002]

wow, random greenscreen. You're so lucky. and I love you <3

[danceandrevolution]

hooray for jurassic park humming... i've been watching your videos for 3 hours straight in an attempt to fail my midterms by not studying.

[tobiosnmakky]

@danceandrevolution did you suceed in failing ?

(what a great sentence)

[321asdfff]

funny video. @ 2:10. high speed standing! ahaha... can't stop laughing at that line...

[Bassman0Nate]

2:00.... i Lolled

[animewolf16]

1 million stars for the Duck Tales refference! and slothbp, wouldnt it be closer to BlaBerin' blatherskite?

[FailedRorschachTest]

5 stars for the field musem bit! Best thing ever.

[inkedchick80]

I was thinking the same thing before he said it ... "I'm winning!"

[entershikariemo]

2:23 best part lol 'im winning' AHHAHAHA

[bluejello007]

1:58 best part.

[splicegrrl]

First day back from Indonesia. First order of business (okay, honestly, third): catch up on Wheezy Waiter videos.

[ajaxm13]

CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!

[slothbp]

The Gizmo Duck reference was very obscure. But I got it. Duck tales forever son! Blatherinblatherscites! I can only assume that's how it's spelled.

[KittyKat91210]

Rofl @ "high speed standing for two hours"

[pyrocatmoonstalker]

hahaha I busted out laughing at the Jurassic Park bit

[ParadoxAndPlaid]

that staff lady looks at you like you're crazy, ahahah

[thobekafool]

Wait no 2:53

[thobekafool]

hehe 3:00 how cheesy =P

[indieabby88]

Your Chicago-centric videos always make me miss the city. I need to move back there one day.

[peachtable966]

"high speed standing" ... yup, pretty much lol

funny vid. as usual. ;-)

[Tatamina]

You shouldn't talk on your phone while you Segway :O

[missjo5ie]

Use of green screen was brilliant.

[bradleyrad23]

I don't wonder why I subscribe to you anymore...You've sealed the deal, next step...I hope I don't have to buy you a ring, the economy is hurting...

[doctornoise]

haha, absolutely brilliant...for some reason this lil' gem of video goodness wasn't in my sub box. Stupid sub box doesn't know what's good for it.

[wonderfulnothing]

This is probably a stupid question, but did you guys take the green screen, or were they already setting it up? that was so hilarious!

[wheezywaiter]

we just past by some people that were setting it up. Wonderful opportunity.

[blaggyblah]

@wheezywaiter passed*

[Ash9214]

ohmygod, Craig!

I was there 2 weeks ago,

and we saw those segway tours

and I thought about you.

and everything in this video I went passed...

I feel like I'm part of your life now.

welcome me!

love me!

hm, that was creepy lmao

[ianswertobob]

Segways always remind me of Gob on Arrested Development. YAY! :) Also, Mall Cop.

[SeekingMyGr8Perhaps]

Every time I see someone on a segway I think "Wow, really? What a douche." But you looked awesome. haha This was really funny.

[thebexperson]

Hahaha that was funny.

[ghostwritten87]

I want a segway :(

[dedicatedrr]

Ah, that was a very awesome video XD

[robynnealane]

You're my favorite person.

[hasser964]

great movie u instead of the motorcycle diaries this should be called the segaway diaries

[sirandytaylor]

Loved the Jurassic Park theme tune.

[TinkerbellKat]

I did a segway tour when I went on a cruise... we did it in the Carribbean somewhere and segwayed to the beach. It was really pretty!

[CaptainWilhelm]

i've always wanted to ride a segway

[TheUmbrellaBoy]

I wish that segways were legal in england...

[IFJADEFALLS]

I saw a guy on a segway, I live in Newcastle.. He drove right past me on it when I was at the bus stop. I was like wtf?

[analog56x]

love that jurassic park bit! totally awesome!

[JonnoStrife]

SEGWAYS HAVE REVERSE?!?!

[THECreativeName]

OMG! Segways are crazy dangerous!!

[wilsontech1]

Freakin fantastic! I look forward to meeting you in NY in about a week or less!

[kthxrae]

hahahaha the green screen bit was great

[Blurain2222]

Need to take a break after 2 miles of standing LMAO 

That was awesome! Where do I get one?

[MaryAnimated]

Motorized horses...xD

This video was brilliant.

[dontmindme831]

the jurassic park song. :)

[genericfirstname]

urgh my brother walked in just as the outer space green screen part was a bit burry and dodgy and all I can say is, "its not all this low quality," so he gives me that look that says "cause everything you watch is such high quality" and leaves. Its always the way...

[KRogiev89]

2:22 haha segway people.

[angelicawalker123]

0:25 was halarious

[belseachleau]

I WANT A SEGWAY LOL

[ihastired]

2:00 is priceless.

[SlipFlip]

Haha, that was pure genious :)

[redhandgrunt]

When is the next episode of 4? The suspense is killing me.

[BeatlesFan51620]

"Stay in school." lol

[itiselizabeth]

OH, I'd love to ride a segway.

Love your videos!

:)

[thephemalephantom]

Ah, man, I really want to try riding a segway. I know they're supposedly "uncool" and stuff, but honestly, I think they look really fun :D

I enjoyed this video very much.

[shaunaisazombie]

I miss getting videos 5 days a week.

[AlainaAvalanche]

bahaha oh that ending gets me every time :]

[AwayWithOutLove]

I really don't get why this channel doesn't have moar subs!

[weirdochick12345]

Best your mom jokes ever

[imzUnicorn]

I wanna ride one of those things!!!!

[lysmeanslily]

great now i'm going to have that jurassic park song stuck in my head all night

[suzyisbeautiful]

hahaha i feel your pain. i just watched the movies too so it's doubley bad. ahhhhhhhhhhhh

[stormie24]

oh man, this was the best video I've seen in a while and you definitely saved the best for last. way to go.

[pennygoo]

lol

segways.

[OtherLivingThings]

What's that piano part you play towards the end? I've heard that before, but I can't place it.

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

you're always winning

[finchiphile]

lol. gizmo duck ftw

[MineVlog]

YAAAY!

[dougiedannyluv]

Oh dear. That poor oddly-shaped man in the video. He needs a Segway lesson.

[CrocodileMonkey]

GOB Bluth

[LovelyAnomaly]

Oh man! The segway tours totally go through the day camp that I work in... and for those 2 minutes that you guys drive by, ALL the kids lose attention. Complete chaos.

[DthScythe01]

Jurassic Park music lol, that was awesome.

[potterlove]

hahah love the Jurassic Park music :D

[xxALIYxx]

haha epic.. go the green screen!

[Directorian]

NICE!

[andrsdtz]

this brought some great memories back from the places i visited during my chicago vacation last year. Also the ending was hilarious Craig :o)

[suchducks]

the greatest ending possible

[svandorp35]

lmfao we learned alot about our country and about hot dogs lol this vid made me laugh so hard :)

[Tardis910]

Jurassic Park reference FTW!!!

[CustomMadness]

Jurassic park theme FTW!

gizmo duck reference FTL...cause it makes me feel old lol

[SpantekTV]

man this makes me miss living in chicago

and kudos on the green screen

[CGmovieproductions]

THE GREEN SCREEN WAS AWESOME!!!

[AleeEvermore]

BRAVO. ENCORE.

[DorkyDamsel]

awesome video

[artifex85]

GIZMO DUCK FTW!!!

[mydemolitionlover]

HAHA Random greenscreens FTW!

[thatdidnothappen]

"Who you talking to your mom?"

"I'm talkin to your mom."

[splodge82]

lmao loved the jurassic park joke! xD couldn't stop laughing! xx

[artvandelay13]

lol "i hate that man..."

[nickmoviemverdi]

while watching this, i mean. cuz something else funny happens.

didnt mean YOU do in the vid. should've cleared that up..

[nickmoviemverdi]

hahah you laugh again every five seconds

[whitenailsnguitars]

lmao! I think you do, by far, the greatest wink, sir. lol

[asimplecadence]

Hahaha. "High speed standing". I very much enjoyed this : )

[TheDevCamExperience]

that had to be the most aggressive use of greenscreen I've ever experienced.

[justanthy]

Haha Well said!

[zerohundredlol]

Haha, this video was the best. Wtf was that green screen for? Some people were just randomly setting it up?

[wheezywaiter]

yep.

[Fiveawesomebooks]

haha great Segway tour, though I'm pretty sure learning a lot about America is not the same thing as learning a lot about Chicago xD

[Mike019232]

Ahahah, great tour, loved the green screen at the end. :P

[carleen4689]

Is that the same fountain from Married with Children?

[wheezywaiter]

yes!

[themefund]

now I have the JP theme stuck in my head!

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

kelso worthy burn there matt

[jdandrewszt]

End bit with the green screen had me laughing so hard.

I agree with others on the great references.

[StrGrlOllie]

you have not used user-submitted winks in a while. im disappointed.

[wheezywaiter]

they will return. couldn't do it with the Fiesta Video without getting a signed release.

[StrGrlOllie]

ohh..

[hugz8kisses]

LMAO i LOVED IT!!!!! best tour ever!!!!!!

[EricsEveryNewDay]

Why did they make that instructional video so scary? Looked like a blast. Hooray for Jurassic Park!

[clouddyl]

Yaay for Jurassic Park references

[elfkwest]

"now i know how gizmo duck feels"? really?! a duck tales reference? i have a new crush.  swoon.

[livin4hymn]

ya, I caught that too! That's exactly what I was going to comment on. Duck Tales references FTW!

[tubulance17]

I'd like to try some 'high speed standing'

[DanaEatsYou]

I thoroughly enjoyed your jurassic park humming skills. great.

[SammHpTwifan]

"who you talking to? your mum?"

"no, im talking to you mum!!!"

BURN!!!

[katelyniswayawesome]

I'm jealous of your segway-ness.

And your Jurassic Park duhduhduhs.

:D

[xgobobeanx]

ha what a great ending! how funny you ran into a green screen!

[italktosnakes]

Hahaha. Your mission was awesome!

[smhellie]

ha ha..  looks like fun. very nice.

[Amiryfey]

Haha "Stay in school"

[lorenzocinema]

you've made some hilarious videos, but this one was EXTREMELY hilarious. my god man, you had be in tears! you're cute AND funny. way to go! - watch my videos

[sne210]

i love that it ended in self promotion.

[senorsqueakydesk]

I have always wanted to try a Segway. They look like so much fun.

5 stars for the Jurassic Park theme. That is one of my favorite movies of all time.

[LalalalalaLauren75]

It's a dinosaur

Holy sh*t

What the F*ck

Loooooooooove this video!!!

[caseadillas]

Haha that was some epic duh duh duhs for the Jurassic Park theme.

[ilikescreaming]

wheezywaiter wins at life.

[xmiketyex]

Nice Jurrasic Park reference!!!...Wheezy Waiter rules!!!

[sarahnade1114]

I rated this a 5 just for the Jurassic Park theme.

[TheBlindTwig]

what was the situation happening with the green screen?

[irishmuffin23]

awesome video, please keep making them!

and your friend matt is pretty funny too

[TheWillofDC]

OMG the place u leave ur fiesta parked at is a block away from where i used to live!

this video makes me miss Chicago like crazy!

[jkimisyellow]

Wow. I did not know Chitown had a Segway tour.

Well, now I know what I'm going to do next week.

--jkim

[kookieforcocoapuffs]

"i'm winning."

=]

i missed you craig!!

long time no see!

[peacebone2010]

hahahahahaahahha that was the best

[tjbailey08]

HAHA!! the ending was awesome lol!

[fabEGGO]

bahahhah the video!

[lamasarecool101]

lmao nice ending:D

[PaulSaysThings]

i wanna ride a segway! LUCKY!!!!

Jurassic Park music ftw

[valerie2776]

Hahaaha excellent ending.

[kaibaonfire]

Excellent video, lmao. :D

[rockpaperstuuph]

2:22-2:25

best thing ever.

[dneujahr87]

Those instructional videos are so graphic. There should be a disclaimer.

Awsome vid, I like the green-screen!

[hiimnoahwhoareyou]

loved the Jurrasic Park theme haha,

segways are so cool ! xD

[Raphaelus13]

so funny.

and the instructional video XD

[mynameischrisyeah]

BRILLIANT!! LOL!!

[MunkeyD]

haha green screens rule...

[SeeBillyRun]

5 stars for classic references to gizmo duck & jurrasic park... oh, and hotdogs.

[kattlinyakno]

lolllll!!!!!! awesome XD

[L0VEgun]

se se segway

[cheeya9000]

Jurassic Park theme. YES.

[animationfreek67]

always bring a green screen

[KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

Lol so a segway can only really go on a flat surface

[Crazyjew0306]

:D lmao

[pixonu]

SEGWAAAAY!