Bernard Ingham,(Thatcher's speech writer) sems to relish reading someone else's lines-it's quite touching in a way...it's the most theatrical delivery style.
Big to contain trip nutrients....Builders or blacks.....Russell dust....Ponce on the heath.....The man is a walking dispensicon of cultural memes. Bless you sir.
I can not believe even after the crazed music, David Amess still carries with his script....
"is it any wonder users frequently complain of monumental depression"
I mean good grief
any one of sound judgement would hove realized it was satire by that point surely!!!
that one moment is the highlight of the entire series as far as i'm concerned, it says it all, it explains everything that is wrong with western society and politic...
"Several people have actually been brained by saucepans thrown out of tower blocks" - shows people willing to talk in a convincing way about something they have no idea about. Tragic thing was Bernard Ingham was extremely powerful man at one point- no-one gave a f**ck the police were not doing their job. Which is what some of the rest of the show was about
At 2.04 when he removes the ghetto blaster he spins it round in shot! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I cant beleive that dick head politician - they are so out of touch. This is the best comedy ever.
Chris Morris has incredible comic talent but the lying to people without breaking sweat is about arrogance and contempt for others and nothing to do with courage.
@DreamedOfHugeSpiders No, it's just taking advantage of the natural idiocy of others. That and their desire to be 'current' and get a few vox pops on a new controversial subject. Amess is the worst of them. It's hard to tell if some of the others are completely buying into it...
''you heard what bernard manning said'' lol not as effective as ''you heard what steve billins the chief executive ambassador of the drug-3 organisation and chairman of the anti-drugs committee has said''
''...and then lie around for a dddeee-jaaay to play music which sounds like *points with enthusiasm* THIS...*DOOOOVF*
And by doing his job I assume you mean ploughing forward without any forethought or research, I guess the people responsible for the Iraq war were just doing there job then.
you're being a bit hard on them. we just see the bit where they read out ridiculous scripts but there will have been a lot of groundwork involving sensible things said by very professional-sounding, straight-looking people in suits with newsreader voices and a large camera crew with very expensive equipment and authentic broadcasting pedigree. all that just for a prank? it's very easy to sit back and say you'd have seen through it. remember this was before Ali G, Trigger Happy, Bo Selecta..etc.
All true bt th point is to emphasize th desire of these people to hear their own voice. Some of thm have (or had) serious opinion forming power. Th media and political ppl should be amongst th most informed and discerning in the country. With no research they face the camera and blast forth. Yr point on groundwork is most valid bt imagine if agencies with darker motives were to employ the same slick methods. It is useful to show how utterly susceptible SOME of these types are to such treatment
that's precisely the trouble tho isn't it. politicians are suckers for a plumby accent and a public school education. have you ever wondered who it is who keeps manipulating the opposition parties into continuously electing bald guys as their leaders. Over the last 30 years it's been almost constantly baldies. No wonder Thatcher and Blair had no trouble staying in power. Terrifying that it's so easy to manipulate the democratic system.
As Danny the Dealer says "Hair are your aerials man. They pick things up travelling through the cosmos and transmit them to your brain." This is possibly why baldies are always in opposition - less well informed
ive never taken drugs in my life but one night i remember i started having hillusinations (how ever you spell it) and sounds lasted for ages and everything looked wierd and i could hardly walk right-for some reason i thought i had aliens in my shirt or something. HAHA ive never understood why that happened-i felt really ill-it was wierd XD
Mr. Amess: To ask the Secretary of State for the Home Department what action the Government propose in respect of the import of "cake" to the United Kingdom. [38968]
Mr. Sackville: We are not aware of any reports of misuse in the United Kingdom of the substance known as "cake" but the advisory council nevertheless has under review the question whether this and a number of similar substances should be brought within the scope of the 1971 Act.
Joss Ackland's Spunky Back-Pack, Ponce on the Heath, Loony-Toad Quack and my favourite: Hatti Jacques' Pretentious Cheese Wog, fucking genius, Thanks for posting.
Joss Ackland's spunky backpack :)
wonkeroo 3 weeks ago
3:44 'Joss Ackland's spunky bagpack'. Brilliant.
NoodlesAcoustic 1 month ago
Better use natural drugs that's not made by chemicals then...
Blargaha 4 months ago
the cake is a lie!
djsindtps 5 months ago 2
Chris Morris, greatest irl troll ever.
juicymeister123 6 months ago
We should make Chris Prime Minister.... He could then give the rest of the worlds leaders ' A Brain Wrong'
funmonsterUK 7 months ago
Brilliant series the "paedo" one caused murder lol. It set all the chattering classes at it for quite some time.Must be a genetic thing ☭
chestikov2011 7 months ago
Bernard Ingham,(Thatcher's speech writer) sems to relish reading someone else's lines-it's quite touching in a way...it's the most theatrical delivery style.
japanesesweet 7 months ago
Hadjey Jakes pretentious cheese wog
eastendthug360 8 months ago
CAKE IS A MADE UP DRUG!
joelthefrog1 9 months ago in playlist BRASS EYE list 4
"Big to contain trip nutrients..." Hahaha.
peterclark231 10 months ago
Cool thwacks and charlie.
peterclark231 11 months ago
Use your cheesebox and say, 'no. never.' LOL
jez0000 1 year ago
Cake looks delicious. I want me a pretentious cheese wog.
TheMattanAge 1 year ago
This is a truly great planet.Such a high quality of monkey.
visigothic67 1 year ago
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monikaminole 1 year ago
Bernard Manning always prided himself on never using the word wog in his act but Morris got him to say it :)
notdrivingaminimetro 1 year ago 5
Better than Merzbow!
samadriel 1 year ago
So it sounds like breakcore?
kohhna 1 year ago
@kohhna this program was made in 1996. they were inadvertantly ahead of their time.
PlanetBongoSan 1 year ago
Next time I'm offered cake, i'm gonna chuck it back in their face and tell 'em to fuck off. Cheers Bernard.
SmithersJones87 1 year ago
"MP David Amess MP"
i cant stop laughing at that
GlengarryGlennBeck 1 year ago 2
Fucking hilarious.
dominictemple 1 year ago
dude, i wish drugs could be legal for just one day and everyone would try something and just see what the fuck theyre missing out on XD
jesseoverdose123 1 year ago
Absolute garbage, stop spreading misinformation.
MakingBoost 1 year ago
@MakingBoost
Dear Sandy left wing hippy vagina; this is called humor, look it up sometimes, it is something Omnivores extract out of protein.
lntrigant 1 year ago
@lntrigant
Dear person who is bringing up their political opinions as an insult:
Shut up, and watch this.
whikless 1 year ago 3
@MakingBoost It really is madness - next they'll be telling us that Jonathan Swift didn't really think the British poor should be fed Irish babies.
michaelccozens 2 months ago
"Are the effects of drugs fatal? Yes, in the short term."
"I only inject Heroin once a month on a purely recreational basis. Fine"
"Maybe, just maybe, you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us."
People call Chris Morris a lot of things. I like to call him 'Quoteable'!
azapro911 1 year ago 5
hes been sacked from every major media organisation hes worked for.
what a legend.
every read suicide jouranlist? its mental
XtalGameVids 1 year ago
look at the size of the fuckin tablet
gibtheyid 1 year ago
use your cheesebox
GriefTourist 1 year ago
You can be no less vicious than Chris Morris. What a legend.
maxinator96 1 year ago
bisturbile cranabolic amphetamoid... hahaha
mark1800 1 year ago
hattie jakes pretentious cheese wog !.. Lol
GoodByeKyle 1 year ago 3
Simply incredible that Amess didn't realise this was a spoof. Some politicians really are on a completely different planet.
slideshowrod 2 years ago 2
gotta love that cake track
tokando69 2 years ago
Russell Dust!!! hahahahahaha, fucking well good :D
stenchface 2 years ago
Big to contain trip nutrients....Builders or blacks.....Russell dust....Ponce on the heath.....The man is a walking dispensicon of cultural memes. Bless you sir.
Ropponmatsu2 2 years ago 3
"It's a made up drug"
Fucking hilarious.
ignoranttwat 2 years ago 7
how did he get so many famous peeps to take the piss like this ?!
spiritualentertainer 2 years ago
Because they're all vacuous cunts.
DrChalkwithering 2 years ago
1:30 - 2:04
Tune!
Mixomoxim 2 years ago 3
Chris Morris is the ulitmate piss taker,we salute You sir!
mistaben2k 2 years ago 11
He does Andy proud! Unlike that moron Sacha Baron Cohen
awesomewelles90 2 years ago 2
"custard gannet"
bcmalloy 2 years ago
2:03
Loving the stylish spinning exit made by the radio there. =]
pirateclick 2 years ago 5
haha yeah man, I love that bit :)
stenchface 2 years ago
Joss Ackland's Spunky backpack.
eamonncake2 2 years ago 5
builders or blacks
MuseFan1995 2 years ago 4
Did anyone notice the band members of Deep Purple are listed amongst the credits?
grecomic 2 years ago 3
Haha I thought the whole David Amess thing was part of the joke.. Thought it was a made up name. A mess... just found out it wasn't though :)
flowersssz 2 years ago 3
i inject once a month and purely on a recreational basis.
qwertyuiopdan1 2 years ago 4
@qwertyuiopdan1 Fine.
LbbbonziRS 2 years ago 3
I can not believe even after the crazed music, David Amess still carries with his script....
"is it any wonder users frequently complain of monumental depression"
I mean good grief
any one of sound judgement would hove realized it was satire by that point surely!!!
that one moment is the highlight of the entire series as far as i'm concerned, it says it all, it explains everything that is wrong with western society and politic...
That people do not Think.
Or Reason.
Hexachloraphine 2 years ago 2
"You've heard what Bernard Manning's said, Cake's a Bi-sterbile Cradabolic Anphetamoid - which is a made up psycho-active chemical."
soulofshiver 2 years ago 5
ponce on the heath hehe ;p
serloinz 2 years ago
Hattie Jacques' Pretentious Cheese Wog.
hexachordal 2 years ago
the amount of Heroin i use is harmless :)
2spoonsmaloy 2 years ago
i want that fukd n bomd shirt!!
glasgowdmon 2 years ago 7
yay, CAKE sounds like fun............LOL
hstrules 2 years ago 4
CHRONIC BASILDON DONUTS?!!
TheConciseStatement 2 years ago 5
Genius!
Chully109 2 years ago
It's a fuckin' disgrace!
whonut 2 years ago 2
David Amness would be unheard of were it not for this ingenious show.
japanesesweet 2 years ago 4
Builders... or Blacks for example...
ROFL
brckshaw 2 years ago 14
"Several people have actually been brained by saucepans thrown out of tower blocks" - shows people willing to talk in a convincing way about something they have no idea about. Tragic thing was Bernard Ingham was extremely powerful man at one point- no-one gave a f**ck the police were not doing their job. Which is what some of the rest of the show was about
nessiebreath 2 years ago
david amess was on bbc news channel as i was watching this lol
dangleberry07 2 years ago
"If someone offers you cake, they might call it .... ponce on the heath!"
Lololololololololol.
oluchacha 2 years ago
Cheers, Morris is a genius!
imperialpod 2 years ago
absolute tune at 1.30
youreonfiretonight 2 years ago 2
At 2.04 when he removes the ghetto blaster he spins it round in shot! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I cant beleive that dick head politician - they are so out of touch. This is the best comedy ever.
Tasbo1982 2 years ago
Where is my "spunky backpack"?
thomascrown559 2 years ago
haha haha haha a custard gannet wtf loooool
murfyness 2 years ago 4
he's so goddamn ballsy, i think some of them sudda copped when it said 'its a made up drug'
playerthe2nd 2 years ago 2
Chris Morris has incredible comic talent but the lying to people without breaking sweat is about arrogance and contempt for others and nothing to do with courage.
DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago
@DreamedOfHugeSpiders No, it's just taking advantage of the natural idiocy of others. That and their desire to be 'current' and get a few vox pops on a new controversial subject. Amess is the worst of them. It's hard to tell if some of the others are completely buying into it...
petebrickette 7 months ago
joss ackland's spunky backpack :D hilarious!!! *sigh* oh, rolf
cokeaddict08 2 years ago
Fucking add off hitler strikes again.
Fucking celebs would sell their ass.
BLAGASPANTS 2 years ago
Wow,he actually said it was made up and they still didnt realise something was wrong!
Hookman1000 3 years ago 3
he is the puff pastry hangman rofl
11tom1992 3 years ago 2
... like builders or blacks for example...
IrishSausage 3 years ago 40
Cake is a made up drug.
BazFooty78 3 years ago 7
Love how the stereo is taken out of shot
pat44444444444444444 3 years ago 15
haha! ... glad someone-else noticed, that cracks me up every time! =)
daManDRAK 3 years ago 6
''you heard what bernard manning said'' lol not as effective as ''you heard what steve billins the chief executive ambassador of the drug-3 organisation and chairman of the anti-drugs committee has said''
''...and then lie around for a dddeee-jaaay to play music which sounds like *points with enthusiasm* THIS...*DOOOOVF*
bolbonz 3 years ago 4
spunky backpack lol
outrunhero 3 years ago 5
kudos to Mr. Amess for doing his job though. Even though he was fooled, he still did what he believed was right.
cooper91 3 years ago
And by doing his job I assume you mean ploughing forward without any forethought or research, I guess the people responsible for the Iraq war were just doing there job then.
DanNix31 3 years ago 21
I agree, his involvement was completely political - he wanted to score some points!
sinexag 3 years ago 5
I wonder if he REALLY did bring the subject up in parliament, or if he twigged it first!
imperialpod 2 years ago
If its reported in Hansard (as apparently shown at 3:06) it was actually said and answered to. These people run our country!
archeronfoot 2 years ago 3
you're being a bit hard on them. we just see the bit where they read out ridiculous scripts but there will have been a lot of groundwork involving sensible things said by very professional-sounding, straight-looking people in suits with newsreader voices and a large camera crew with very expensive equipment and authentic broadcasting pedigree. all that just for a prank? it's very easy to sit back and say you'd have seen through it. remember this was before Ali G, Trigger Happy, Bo Selecta..etc.
DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago
All true bt th point is to emphasize th desire of these people to hear their own voice. Some of thm have (or had) serious opinion forming power. Th media and political ppl should be amongst th most informed and discerning in the country. With no research they face the camera and blast forth. Yr point on groundwork is most valid bt imagine if agencies with darker motives were to employ the same slick methods. It is useful to show how utterly susceptible SOME of these types are to such treatment
archeronfoot 2 years ago 5
that's precisely the trouble tho isn't it. politicians are suckers for a plumby accent and a public school education. have you ever wondered who it is who keeps manipulating the opposition parties into continuously electing bald guys as their leaders. Over the last 30 years it's been almost constantly baldies. No wonder Thatcher and Blair had no trouble staying in power. Terrifying that it's so easy to manipulate the democratic system.
DreamedOfHugeSpiders 2 years ago
As Danny the Dealer says "Hair are your aerials man. They pick things up travelling through the cosmos and transmit them to your brain." This is possibly why baldies are always in opposition - less well informed
archeronfoot 2 years ago 2
haha... just the sight of Bernard Ingham is enough to make me laugh
BlackpeopleLOL 3 years ago 4
Haha that techno music is awesome.
singedrac 3 years ago 4
you've never sung a h..?
talatsmum 3 years ago 3
cake is fake
cake is a lie
mshemgotbanned 3 years ago
"you write the lyrics but do you write the words?"
lol twat..
jonyfry 3 years ago 3
i like the breakcore
maceman 3 years ago
ive never taken drugs in my life but one night i remember i started having hillusinations (how ever you spell it) and sounds lasted for ages and everything looked wierd and i could hardly walk right-for some reason i thought i had aliens in my shirt or something. HAHA ive never understood why that happened-i felt really ill-it was wierd XD
I love this show-its so funny XD
derangedband 3 years ago
I am so tempted to say 'the cake is a lie' right now!
Hookman1000 3 years ago
Do you think you'll ever write a spherical song?
abirdy5 3 years ago 9
"Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals. By sick bastards."
LOL :D
krazykow86 3 years ago 9
And that idiot Tory actually did it! Fucking retard!
lokiskywalker 3 years ago 9
Heh, yeah.
If you put in 'Brass Eye' on wikipedia, they have the transcript from the houses of Parliament at the bottom of the page.
Amazing!
Glozboy22 3 years ago 2
A link to it, I should have said
Glozboy22 3 years ago 3
23 Jul 1996
Mr. Amess: To ask the Secretary of State for the Home Department what action the Government propose in respect of the import of "cake" to the United Kingdom. [38968]
Mr. Sackville: We are not aware of any reports of misuse in the United Kingdom of the substance known as "cake" but the advisory council nevertheless has under review the question whether this and a number of similar substances should be brought within the scope of the 1971 Act.
kmfw72 3 years ago 8
Joss Ackland's Spunky Back-Pack, Ponce on the Heath, Loony-Toad Quack and my favourite: Hatti Jacques' Pretentious Cheese Wog, fucking genius, Thanks for posting.
moore89 3 years ago 9