"moot" (Christopher Poole) @ TED 2010 - part 1/2

[piirken]

Somehow I ended up here in the middle of my fapping session...

So now I'm watching this with my dick in my hand while slowly stroking it to maintain the hard-on so I wont have to start from scratch again.

[EntirelyUnlikeTea]

RULE #1, MOOT. YOU BROKED IT.

Also, when the nicer /b/astards aren't trolling they ARE saving cats. See Op. Moralfag. It's just that so many of us are cancer that the good ones are outnumbered.

[DrDeso1]

@EntirelyUnlikeTea only applies to raids, faggot

[EntirelyUnlikeTea]

@DrDeso1 He applied it to a TED talk without specifying raids, therefore breaking it.

[PlatinumJestar]

@EntirelyUnlikeTea

Fuck off 9faggot

[hitheresailor]

1% of the time 4chan users are saving cats, 99% of the time they are sharing child porn and being trolls.

[buzafazoo]

Christopher Moot Poole = "Homestretch Oil Poor Op"

[lektrolight]

You do not talk about /b/

moot does...

[imadethistosubyou]

Everyone must remember rules 1 and 2 you roody-poo newfags.

[TheJellehBean]

The /b/eating heart of the website.

[ThatGamerGuy7276]

Fuck yeah /b/.

Internet detectives.

[DOOMGENERATION37]

is it 700,000 original posts per day or does this figure include replies?

[hurrayvictoria]

Wait is he really dead?Or are all you newfags trolling?

[HereToTroll]

@hurrayvictoria

>wonders if christopher poole is dead

>calls people newfag

[allin345]

Dammit Moot! Milhouse is not a meme! 2:28

[tarasmirra]

rip

[SACRAMENTOKINGSROCK]

RIP MOOT

[privacy4dalulz]

Rest in peace :( we'll miss you Moot

[aklinker91]

RIP. at such a young age

[Celedriel]

R.I.P., moot was a fag, but we'll all miss him

[xLiiLT]

RIP MOOT

[subscriber44]

You will be missed, RIP

[llamalicker99999]

I just can't believe it dude.  RIP

[ihatenjoi]

Damn, dude. It's so hard to believe your gone. Rest in peace man.

[fedetedin]

Rest in peace, Moot

[xxsirrloinnxx]

RIP MOOT

[chikenf00t]

rest in peace

[Ajerick]

Rest in peace moot

[redbartman]

RIP :'(

[Crapy450]

RIP MOOT

[thecucafairy]

I'd fuck moot.

[sharpiesnifferr]

over 7 million monthly visitors +5 newfags everyday 

[angrydoug]

OP is a candy-ass.

[DustyMole]

@angrydoug Summers over.

[nazyligger4]

moot is a newfag duckroll was first fuck rickroll

[2Halifaxion2]

I feel really terrible for all the older people who went to 4chan after this talk. They had probably never seen child porn or someone being hacked to death. Pretty much why /b/ just became unfunny after a little while.

[thecoloradanempire]

700,000 posts per day. All of them stupid and terrible.

[vConArtist]

He just made 4chan sound like a delightful website. :|

[TomValedro]

@vConArtist 4Chan is a delightful website wtf u talking about?

[michaeljs1995]

@vConArtist like only moot can.

[GTvlogOFFICIAL]

unban me

[XBigBoyHD]

@GTvlogOFFICIAL unplug router plug back in = profit (changes your i.p if you have dynamic i.p)

[GTvlogOFFICIAL]

@XBigBoyHD it's static

[XBigBoyHD]

@GTvlogOFFICIAL ouch :(

[TomValedro]

Christopher poole sold 4chan to the U.S gov @ 2010 so now its tracked by the U.S gov. Beware trolls.

[BloXboX37]

ITT: Summerfags and Newfags gtfo.

I love CP, I fap to gore. PROBLEM FBI ?

[D3athByKittens]

@BloXboX37 i love cheese pizza too!

[BloXboX37]

@D3athByKittens I know. Cheese pizza is the best.

[LesterDragon]

@BloXboX37 You're such a newfag it hurts. Stop trying so hard.

[BloXboX37]

@LesterDragon no u 

[ReichEnemy]

@BloXboX37 This is not a thread.

[BloXboX37]

@ReichEnemy trollface.png

[JACOBFLARSEN]

pfft.. summerfag

[StopCPRANDOMb]

4chan is the most powerful and dangerous criminal Enterprise in network...

In 4chan.org, Anonymous believe they'll push the button to start World War III,

meanwhile the bastards are having fun with innocent and naive people,

specially children: child porn, suicides, fear, terrorism, Sexual Violations

All apologist this criminal machine will be considered "TARGET"

And we don't forget ha ha, "Anonymous" is bastard! go pseudo hyenas!

[bloody31234]

@StopCPRANDOMb Begone troll scum.

[StopCPRANDOMb]

Rules in 4chan.org

1. All women or girls are whores

2. Child pornography is essential like the air

3. All boys are potential suicide & stimulatable

3. Girls and boys are potential "objects of sexual pleasure"

4. To destroy lives in Facebook is national sport

5. To destroy young talents or funny child in youtube is orgasmic (fapping)

[StopCPRANDOMb]

6. It's legal to scam Adsense (taliban guys), illegal is to be honest

7. An hero is who uploading pics, gif or links killing or violating children

8. Anonymous is a perfect deformation of bastard, nothing was before

9. Today Anonymous is shameful, it's the worts of the bad

10. Yesterday Anonymous was respectable, today negligible

11. Tomorrow ridiculous and criminalized

[StopCPRANDOMb]

Pigs americans zombies idiots listening to the leader of a criminal machine

[bluesrocker1991]

02:30, it's a fact...millhouse is a meme

[fishheadcactus]

THERE IS A PICTURE OF MILHOUSE IN THE COLLAGE OF MEMES, sorry m00t milhouse isnt a meme

[Pvic]

moot broke rules 1 and 2

[4znPpl]

>no archives

Not true, he should've said that there are no official archives.

[lolomg69aids]

he failed to mention the millions of facebook accounts of dead teanagers that they've mocked :D

[ihatemyuser]

3:15 "The /b/eating heart" oh you, Moot

[iusethelancer1]

2:21

what the FUCK is millhouse doing there?!?

[Hiandbye95]

@iusethelancer1 Millhouse is not a meme is a meme.

Also, Millhouse is not a meme is a meme is not a meme is a meme.

[iusethelancer1]

@Hiandbye95 .....

division by zero

[Hiandbye95]

@iusethelancer1 Oh God, not again.

[VirtRampage]

3 people dont know how to triforce

[CheckAnon]

4CHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[MrAnimeviewer2000]

rule 34...kinda expected him to mention that yet it still surprised me

[Natemsucram]

80 likes

1 dislike

c-c-c-combo breaker

[ThatRandomVloger]

"they like to say words like barrel roll, from the starfox game"

whatthefuckamihearing.jpg

[vault13le]

fake moot is fake

[Thevideoclown]

he somehow made a retarded subject sound smart

[He7Man7]

WHO THE FUZZ DISLIKED THIS VIDEO?!

FIND HIM!

[thestyxx]

the /b/eating heart of the website

[Shadowpillar]

no archive.

lol.

[br3ad420]

How do I shot web?

[NotEmpire]

What a faggot.

[23house23]

We love you mootykins!

[Ninja9191]

all of you can suck my dick, /b/ is a random image boards.

[MrJumbolegz]

get rid of permaban and that would be the best site ever

[Katiatiati]

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI­PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI­PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI­PUDDI

[YouthEnergy]

PUDDI PUDDI

[heavell99]

The pool is closed...

... -Grin.-

[elk832]

Sweet, I love that he used Dusty, the Time magazine poll, and the Scientology protest in this presentation. Those are some of my favorite real life things to come out of 4chan. The guy holding up the sign "honk if you are driving a car" is too perfect.

[Diggzist]

THis makes me sad that I am a summerfag and I missed /b/'s prime.

[Diggzist]

Anon truly is legion.

I love you. I really do. Anon, moot and Op, I love all of you. And our love will last forever. <3

[sanchez321afie]

triforce bitches

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[rason110290]

lol. The /b/ting heart

[kenan6346]

Wait...so is he fluent in Japanese or did he just take futaba or did he look at pictures and get the gist of it? Because if he was 15 then solid fucking effort learning another language by fucking around on the internet.

[framk20SH]

the reason i don't think Christopher Poole is moot is because i question on a daily basis how an openly gay man can run a site like 4 chan

my brain is twisted like a pretzel

[betonmolenislol]

@framk20SH because major part of the world actually tolerates homosexuality, unlike you it seems.

op is a fag.

[framk20SH]

@betonmolenislol you're wrong in that assumption, I actually love the gays. I

[neogeon]

wow, I just watched the Dusty the Cat original video...what a prick! why would you do that!?

also, how in the fawwwwk did they find his facebook? did someone happen to know him? I can't imagine they just sifted the millions of users and billions of pictures.

[aristottlesdeathwish]

I'm pretty sure rules 1 and 2 are so dead they are pretty much a joke now

[WindWalker940]

didnt m00t break rule 1 & 2?

[adakar]

@WindWalker940

Nobody have or will ever care about the rules..

[WindWalker940]

@adakar but rule 10 protects us all and rule 34 is just true no matter what.. and then some rules are just silly

[johenasia]

He just talked about rules one and two, proceeding to talk about /b/. rofl

[QwertyBoyFTW]

i dont think he's a hacker, hes a hero

he saved mah kitteh! :D

[henkeman94]

RULES FAGGTO!

[konatown5]

Moot Rules 1/2 man common.

[gillece]

This isn't really 2010, is it?

[DannyReddy17]

2:30 wtf millhouse is not a meme

[ccClay85]

IT'S moot NOT Moot. FUCK YOU.

[Rhantis]

Christopher Poole.. CP... hmmm... Coincidence? I think Not!

[jubbaflubb2]

@Rhantis its a coincidence

[karzoff]

@jubbaflubb2 Don't think so

[Xsniper90X]

@Rhantis

>Christopher Poole

>Poole

>Pool

the pool... it is closed.

and thug aim.

[Rhantis]

@Xsniper90X Well played sir.

[mindzstyle]

@Rhantis haha rhan you post highest rated FAIL 

[fatansassy911]

@Rhantis guess i can say that ive fapped to CP before now

[MsYpsylon]

@Rhantis dont be silly moot likes men his age.

[ItzMikeeeyBabeeeey]

@Rhantis child porn is just trolling you fucking newfag

[qwertyuiopomg]

The best part about this is that now everyone in the audience will go home, log on their macbook pros and experience the magnificence that is /b/ (and promptly shoot themselves in the face).

[karzoff]

@qwertyuiopomg Yeah, Moot himself breaking the first 2 rules of the code !!

[retepvosnul]

@karzoff Not like it is anything of meaning or important. It really is has no real value if this "code" is followed or not. If even he really believed that such non sense where important, then we'd be in trouble !.

[DiachiLaser]

@karzoff Newfag, rules 1 and 2 are only for raids. That sir, is not a raid.

[MasonGillis]

@karzoff Niggaujustwentfullretard.jpg theres no rules. its a fucking joke about fight club

[Anon32645]

@karzoff They only apply to raids tard...

[bajenkartellen]

@karzoff watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA&feature=re­lated

[AridSea]

@karzoff only applies to raids.