@onlyonewayonlyone Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of evidence that would lead us to believe that we are our brains. You're going to spend your life working towards something you'll never get, and hurt others in the process.
@HonestDiscussioner You need to watch my friend's video, dfpolis #22 The Mind Body Problem where he proves the nature of awareness and psychokinesis taking into account the file drawer effect and the meta analyzation of millions of experiments. Did you know for instance the leader in the field, Dr. Dean Radin, and his Global Consciousness Project are currently running 90+ Random Number Generator labs all around the world? Yep
@XGralgrathor Of course we know it's lots of gods or a single spontaneous act of creation from nothing, that makes a lot more sense than God being the Creator and ruler of the universe.
« Of course we know it's lots of gods or a single spontaneous act of creation from nothing »
Or no gods at all and still not "creation from nothing". Which is more parsimonious and therefore more likely than any scenario involving any number of gods, from one upward.
« But those who blaspheme against blah blah blah... »
Have you ever considered simply becoming a preacher? If you are a preacher, then you can preach all you want at people who'll actually listen to you...
« So you have to come up with a scientific explanation of some sort. »
One that matches the available data, yes. That's the purpose of science, after all, to provide testable explanatory models fitting the available data.
Yes, gods have their denominations. Your god, for instance, is a christian god, belonging to a subset of christian gods defined by biblical literalism.
Through reproductive variation and differential reproductive success. If an adaptation allowed an organism to survive and reproduce, then the trait would persist in its offspring.
« So where do you think the sun , moon and stars come from? »
Look up: nebular hypothesis. Basically the stars and their planets contracted gravitationally from clouds of hydrogen, helium and leftover debris from older stars.
« They are aligned in perfect order »
No they didn't. The solar system is a mess. But out of all the trillions of stars and planets in the observable universe alone, it's no great wonder that at least one formed on which life might be possible.
It doesn't help your chances that you don't even know which scientific models to deny for your belief.
Anyway, let's use a conservative estimate: 300 mainstream gods, worshipped in about 10 different ways each. There's lots more than that: Christianity alone has some 30.000 mutually exclusive denominations, but let's keep this simple. Your chances are about 1 in 3000.
Not so bad. You might have a chance after all. Of a snowflake in hell.
And it's yours? What a coincidence, that's exactly what the adherents to all the other religions say. And then they go on and on and on about fulfilled prophecies and about how their god is better than all the other gods, and how those other gods are spirits sent by the evil one to deceive us, and so forth and so on. One chance in ten thousand, kid.
Yes you can. You're most likely worshipping the wrong god. There's a slight chance that you're worshipping the right god, but in the wrong way. The chances that you're worshipping the right god in the right way are so vanishingly remote that you might as well go ahead and convert to Satanism.
@HonestDiscussioner Israel has more degrees per capita than any other country in the world, more scientific pulbications too. We won a war in 6 days against 4 armies on 3 battlefields. That was in 1967. Give me your address and I'll "sprinkle" you with some more facts and history. You gentiles sure have a lot more opinions than you do cash in your bank accounts. Shouldn't you be in a park somewhere "occupying"? Why don't you wait for your rapture there?
@onlyonewayonlyone My advice to you is to stop using overly fallible emotions and pick up a textbook and learn what knowledge we've accumulated during the history of our civilization. You will see that not only could it have evolved, that it MUST have evolved.
The sun, moon, and stars are not in perfect alignment and order, btw.
@onlyonewayonlyone f you want to live n die believing this ignorant idea, it's your choice, I choose to believe in naturalism, science and I know when we die we are dead.. As for you & your beliefs you will share the same fate, this is all you have here & now on earth with a system screwed up and natural resources used up & polluted. Evil people running around everywhere, I guess this is all you get,according to reality, and I'm sure there is the same for me.
Even if I ignored all that, the idea that since you cannot conceive of a way in which the things we see could have come about naturally, therefore it couldn't have come about naturally, is called an argument from ignorance, another logical fallacy.
Once, it was common sense that lightning was created by Zeus or God. It was energy that came from nowhere, all of a sudden, how could it possibly be natural. Well, we found out, and we're learning more and more every day.
@onlyonewayonlyone What was created? As far as we know, NOTHING was created, only things were rearranged to form new patterns. Your body wasn't created, it was formed from matter and energy. What is a tree was once water, soil, and sunlight . . . and maybe animal droppings. As far as we know the material for the universe always existed, and only time is that which had a beginning.
@onlyonewayonlyone "Hmm... so are u saying it's a natural instinct to feel the need to pray to a higher power for help?"
Nooooo . . . I didn't say that at all. I said when you are desperate, you'll turn to anything.
There's also the idea that we don't like to be powerless, and so often the only thing we can do is hope, so we want our hope to have some impact on the situation, but since it can't, we search for ways in which it can. None of this has any bearing on whether or not it is true.
@onlyonewayonlyone " but you have to know that not all who claim to be a christian really is one"
So how can we tell what you are saying is true then? Your claims about Jesus returning won't come until the end, and by then you say it will be too late.
The point is, no matter how certain you are of your beliefs, that doesn't make you right. Millions if not billions have been just as certain as you are, and have all been wrong. You have not demonstrated anything that would show you to be right.
@onlyonewayonlyone "it's true because without the Holy Spirit leading you into true knowledge, one will be like the blind, unable to see clearly what is truly good & evil"
See, that is the claim you are making in the first place. I'm asking you how you know that is true. Your whole philosophy is based on circular logic. That is bad reasoning.
@onlyonewayonlyone You said this " and you will be in a position to know right from wrong and good from evil"
Which means you think people without Christ are NOT in a position to know right from wrong and good from evil. This not only goes against scripture, but against basic human observations.
@onlyonewayonlyone Yes, and with sin came the knowledge of good and evil, which you claim people DON'T have unless they know god. There's also the fact the bible claims the law is written on our hearts. You are cherry picking, at best.
@onlyonewayonlyone " I know where Im going....I'm going to heaven to be with my heavenly father after this life is over"
That's not what I was asking. We've both made claims of certainty. How do we go about validating which one is right and which one is wrong? Are you going to claim simply because you know, that means you MUST be right? Harold Camping and his followers KNEW with 100% certainty, that the rapture was going to happen. They were wrong. Your certainty is meaningless.
@onlyonewayonlyone Your philosophy has problems. How can you know you've truly removed that plank? If you were originally blind to truth, how can you know now that you are not still blind to truth and you only THINK you've found it? Because the entity you call the Lord says so? How do know that is the Lord? Perhaps you only think that because you are blind to truth, and if it only based in the words of the entity you call the Lord, then that is fallacious circular logic.
@onlyonewayonlyone Soooo . . . because we make fun of one guy's prediction, who was wrong, that means we don't understand Christianity? Nice. Nice way to judge people. Hey what did Yeshua say about judging people again?
@XxJeffSimmonsxX the problem isn't that the portion of christians who believed was so small, but that, if they believe their theology, they believe it will happen at some undisclosed time.
Dude! I thought I was a Christian, and I wasn't raptured... What the flip?! What's the dealio, man? All these other Christians get raptured, and I'm stuck on Earth?
@HonestDiscussioner Wait a second... GREEK Orthodox? I was GEEK orthodox! I followed the logician, Spock (rationality be upon him). I was sure that, during the Rapture, the Enterprise would beam ME up! Now, I'm all sad... I realize the error of my geeky ways!
According to Camping May 21st was a "spiritual" start to the end of days. Oct. 21st. 2011 the earth will be destroyed. Is there anymore evidence needed to show Camping is a psycho-path? or sociopath, or whatever the hell. Oct. 22nd 2011 Harold will get the rest he needs in Creedmoor mental institution.
@metalsusa1 If he was a sociopath he wouldn't have needed a weekend to come up with an excuse. I don't think he's crazy, he's just suffering under a self-imposed dogma. It could happen to anybody under the right circumstances.
@Brandt761 Read up on Socrates. The military reports have him able to bear intense cold in basically rags while the rest of the troops in full winter gear were freezing their asses off. He was also known to rarely drink wine, but when he did could drink anyone under the table.
Socrates was Greek, that's why he was in heaven. That's about as classic greek as you can get.
@HonestDiscussioner ironic 4 a bunch of nerds who've probably never had sex u idiots still manage 2 look like u smell like an orgy. ahhhh the great ironies of the world, life is a satire of life whatever the fuck that means. btw, fuck yoooouuuuu.
@GhostAccount56 Oh wow, I haven't been this offended since a four year old called me a "poopiehead". You really are a master of insults, aren't you. What's next? You talk about our cooties? Oh boy will I be upset if I hear that.
@HonestDiscussioner u hve 2 touch a girl 2 get cooties nerd. when was the last time tht hap. fatso? if u let me know ill "fax" u a pic of mashed potatoes & gravy while im in 1994 visiting ur friends goatee & saying hello 2 the sun since thats the last time the dyke saw it. she looks like if anemia had insomnia. wait im getting a page its sit up he says hed like 2 visit but michael j fox keeps making left turns. alright fatso u can go back 2 not wearing a belt or whtever the fuck, virgin.
@HonestDiscussioner finally a good line instead of this "hey poopyhead, ur family is ugly" bullshit. this bowing & "good work" shit is brilliant i aint got shit 2 say. its like: ok, what the fuck do i do now? gold star. alright im out nerd gotta finish w/ sum other nerd on the board. old ass nigga takin his shit way too seriously. well, what did i expect from someone who puts "king" in their name.
u morons dont get it. may 21st was judgement day where god just determined who was going 2 heaven or hell the actual apocalypse is on oct. 21st stupid. but u cant do shit about ur fate. u cant change it: the deadline to alter god's judgement was the 21st. wont see u in heaven losers. byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
@GhostAccount56 Yeah, because camping was soooooo right about last Saturday. He didn't say it would be a spiritual rapture, he said 200 million would be raised up. If he was wrong about that, he can be wrong about October.
The spiritual earthquake sounded the spiritual rapture where God decided who got into Heaven and we know this because there is no evidence for it whatsoever. Now we get to await the spiritual apocalypse where the world will spiritually end as Camping spends all of the NON-spiritual money for the rest of his elderly life.
@GhostAccount56 right...you have nothing of substance to reply with so you take immature stabs at something that you should know just makes you look stupid. Especially in light of the fact that I have a 16 year old son and that I'm married...BUT NO...let's ignore all of that and make a childish insult that no one will care about so that you can look even dumber than before. I just don't get it. What do trolls get out of making themselves look stupid?
@KingHeathen really nigga? right a book why dont u. jesus christ ur like at least 50 yrs. old & u leave this long ass response defending urself to a supposed troll's 2 sentence immature quip about ur sex life or lack thereof. haha, holy shit nigga, alright calm down jeez. & ur at least 2.5x my age, wow. i mean really. if i look like an idiot ur in the same boat dummy. i mean objectively, if a 3rd unbiased person saw this internet exchange i mean come on be honest ur 50 im 19 seriously.
@GhostAccount56 See...my reply is simple and concise. No ranting or raving. No childish insults...just the facts. But you, in continued form, fail to put ANY effort into your false ideas (one look on my profile page would show you that I'm 37, not 50)
As I already said, OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS. I'm ASKING you why you choose to make yourself look stupid on purpose? It just seems like a waste. I'm truly interested in why you'd do that. I DO NOT care about your opinion otherwise.
@KingHeathen blah, blah another essay? really? & now u want 2 do some serious psychoanalysis shit? jesus christ alrite i admit it uve had sex at least once. ur not a virgin. christ old man u takin dis shit way 2 seriously. take a chill pill. have sex a 2nd time. ur 37? didnt know that. thank god 4 da internet. b4 it was invented i nvr realized how many 103 yr old women there were. my theory: theyre vampires. how else do u explain the youthful app. & the bisexuality.
@GhostAccount56 Wow, you are truly pathetic. If you actually ARE 19 as you claimed, you do realize that that means you are supposed to be an adult now. Try acting within 5 years of your age (at least) We're done now. Run along and play.
I"m waiting on the next set of FMA Brotherhood Dubbed to be released by Funimation in the coming month or two hopefully. Having to sit there reading subtitles for hours and not being able to pick up inflections and tones fucks up the subbed versions for me.
@dieyou2000 It depends on the anime. I like the Naruto sub better than the dub. I couldn't stand the sub for FMA though. English group finally got an anime right.
I actually think the last batch is starting at the beginning of June.
@DarkMatter2525 Anything for you DM. Just remember the Bible only lets me drop down whole chickens. You'll have to to gut it and defeather it yourself. You can make a pillow out of it though, so that's a plus. ;-)
@onlyonewayonlyone Unfortunately, there seems to be a lot of evidence that would lead us to believe that we are our brains. You're going to spend your life working towards something you'll never get, and hurt others in the process.
HonestDiscussioner 7 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner You need to watch my friend's video, dfpolis #22 The Mind Body Problem where he proves the nature of awareness and psychokinesis taking into account the file drawer effect and the meta analyzation of millions of experiments. Did you know for instance the leader in the field, Dr. Dean Radin, and his Global Consciousness Project are currently running 90+ Random Number Generator labs all around the world? Yep
shizzleman8 2 months ago
« ONLY ONE GOD, ONLY ONE TRUTH >ONLY ONE CREATOR OF ALL »
Yep: Vishnu. Or was it Zeus? I forget.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
@XGralgrathor Of course we know it's lots of gods or a single spontaneous act of creation from nothing, that makes a lot more sense than God being the Creator and ruler of the universe.
shizzleman8 2 months ago
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« Of course we know it's lots of gods or a single spontaneous act of creation from nothing »
Or no gods at all and still not "creation from nothing". Which is more parsimonious and therefore more likely than any scenario involving any number of gods, from one upward.
XGralgrathor 2 months ago
« No my God has no denomination »
Right, I forgot. Your god was one of those non-denominationalist gods. You're of a non-denominationalist denomination.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone No, you live a lie, under and illusion, and lose the only life you have.
HonestDiscussioner 7 months ago
« But those who blaspheme against blah blah blah... »
Have you ever considered simply becoming a preacher? If you are a preacher, then you can preach all you want at people who'll actually listen to you...
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« All sin can be forgiven »
And if not, you just drown everybody in a whopping great flood, right?
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« So you have to come up with a scientific explanation of some sort. »
One that matches the available data, yes. That's the purpose of science, after all, to provide testable explanatory models fitting the available data.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« Your little minds can't comprehend a SUPREME force higher than that of man »
I've read quite a few science fiction writers that could, actually...
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« I choose to believe in a Supreme higher source that CREATED all of life »
And you're welcome to your choice.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« Well that's your ignorance »
Really? That's nice.
Do you ever wonder about how you came to be in possession of such infallible knowledge?
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« so I have to wonder......do you believe in hell? »
Nope.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« God has no denomination »
Yes, gods have their denominations. Your god, for instance, is a christian god, belonging to a subset of christian gods defined by biblical literalism.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« and denominations are man made »
Just like your god, and virtually every other god.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« Why are u so shallow that you dont believe in spirit or soul? »
Who says I don't?
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« How did a brain just evolve or begin? »
Through reproductive variation and differential reproductive success. If an adaptation allowed an organism to survive and reproduce, then the trait would persist in its offspring.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« So where do you think the sun , moon and stars come from? »
Look up: nebular hypothesis. Basically the stars and their planets contracted gravitationally from clouds of hydrogen, helium and leftover debris from older stars.
« They are aligned in perfect order »
No they didn't. The solar system is a mess. But out of all the trillions of stars and planets in the observable universe alone, it's no great wonder that at least one formed on which life might be possible.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« "evolved" out of nothing! »
It doesn't help your chances that you don't even know which scientific models to deny for your belief.
Anyway, let's use a conservative estimate: 300 mainstream gods, worshipped in about 10 different ways each. There's lots more than that: Christianity alone has some 30.000 mutually exclusive denominations, but let's keep this simple. Your chances are about 1 in 3000.
Not so bad. You might have a chance after all. Of a snowflake in hell.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« There is only ONE TRUE GOD »
And it's yours? What a coincidence, that's exactly what the adherents to all the other religions say. And then they go on and on and on about fulfilled prophecies and about how their god is better than all the other gods, and how those other gods are spirits sent by the evil one to deceive us, and so forth and so on. One chance in ten thousand, kid.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
« Noting I can loose. »
Yes you can. You're most likely worshipping the wrong god. There's a slight chance that you're worshipping the right god, but in the wrong way. The chances that you're worshipping the right god in the right way are so vanishingly remote that you might as well go ahead and convert to Satanism.
XGralgrathor 7 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Very well. Read your mythology, sprinkled with bits of history, and I'll read actual facts.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Israel has more degrees per capita than any other country in the world, more scientific pulbications too. We won a war in 6 days against 4 armies on 3 battlefields. That was in 1967. Give me your address and I'll "sprinkle" you with some more facts and history. You gentiles sure have a lot more opinions than you do cash in your bank accounts. Shouldn't you be in a park somewhere "occupying"? Why don't you wait for your rapture there?
shizzleman8 2 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone My advice to you is to stop using overly fallible emotions and pick up a textbook and learn what knowledge we've accumulated during the history of our civilization. You will see that not only could it have evolved, that it MUST have evolved.
The sun, moon, and stars are not in perfect alignment and order, btw.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone f you want to live n die believing this ignorant idea, it's your choice, I choose to believe in naturalism, science and I know when we die we are dead.. As for you & your beliefs you will share the same fate, this is all you have here & now on earth with a system screwed up and natural resources used up & polluted. Evil people running around everywhere, I guess this is all you get,according to reality, and I'm sure there is the same for me.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone " But I'm am very sure there is higher power than yourself!"
Which doesn't make you right.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone cont.
Even if I ignored all that, the idea that since you cannot conceive of a way in which the things we see could have come about naturally, therefore it couldn't have come about naturally, is called an argument from ignorance, another logical fallacy.
Once, it was common sense that lightning was created by Zeus or God. It was energy that came from nowhere, all of a sudden, how could it possibly be natural. Well, we found out, and we're learning more and more every day.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone What was created? As far as we know, NOTHING was created, only things were rearranged to form new patterns. Your body wasn't created, it was formed from matter and energy. What is a tree was once water, soil, and sunlight . . . and maybe animal droppings. As far as we know the material for the universe always existed, and only time is that which had a beginning.
cont.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone "Hmm... so are u saying it's a natural instinct to feel the need to pray to a higher power for help?"
Nooooo . . . I didn't say that at all. I said when you are desperate, you'll turn to anything.
There's also the idea that we don't like to be powerless, and so often the only thing we can do is hope, so we want our hope to have some impact on the situation, but since it can't, we search for ways in which it can. None of this has any bearing on whether or not it is true.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone When you fall off a building, you try to grab onto anything, even if you know there is nothing there.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone " but you have to know that not all who claim to be a christian really is one"
So how can we tell what you are saying is true then? Your claims about Jesus returning won't come until the end, and by then you say it will be too late.
The point is, no matter how certain you are of your beliefs, that doesn't make you right. Millions if not billions have been just as certain as you are, and have all been wrong. You have not demonstrated anything that would show you to be right.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone "it's true because without the Holy Spirit leading you into true knowledge, one will be like the blind, unable to see clearly what is truly good & evil"
See, that is the claim you are making in the first place. I'm asking you how you know that is true. Your whole philosophy is based on circular logic. That is bad reasoning.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone You said this " and you will be in a position to know right from wrong and good from evil"
Which means you think people without Christ are NOT in a position to know right from wrong and good from evil. This not only goes against scripture, but against basic human observations.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Yes, and with sin came the knowledge of good and evil, which you claim people DON'T have unless they know god. There's also the fact the bible claims the law is written on our hearts. You are cherry picking, at best.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone " I know where Im going....I'm going to heaven to be with my heavenly father after this life is over"
That's not what I was asking. We've both made claims of certainty. How do we go about validating which one is right and which one is wrong? Are you going to claim simply because you know, that means you MUST be right? Harold Camping and his followers KNEW with 100% certainty, that the rapture was going to happen. They were wrong. Your certainty is meaningless.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone So, you just ignore the OT then, is that it? Does the OT not claim humanity ate the tree of knowledge and good and evil?
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Okay, I don't think you are wrong, I KNOW you are wrong.
Now we are both claiming knowledge and certainty. So where do we go from here?
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Your philosophy has problems. How can you know you've truly removed that plank? If you were originally blind to truth, how can you know now that you are not still blind to truth and you only THINK you've found it? Because the entity you call the Lord says so? How do know that is the Lord? Perhaps you only think that because you are blind to truth, and if it only based in the words of the entity you call the Lord, then that is fallacious circular logic.
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Wow, that's entirely out of line with scripture, but okay. You have read Genesis, right?
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Ah. And then he said you were the one to determine who those people are, correct?
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
@onlyonewayonlyone Soooo . . . because we make fun of one guy's prediction, who was wrong, that means we don't understand Christianity? Nice. Nice way to judge people. Hey what did Yeshua say about judging people again?
HonestDiscussioner 8 months ago
well... have a great time in heaven then! :)
afBeaver 9 months ago
YOUR RINGTONE WAS FROM FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!! I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!!!
procrastinator99 9 months ago
@procrastinator99 You are correct!
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner I just had to yell that because I'm a huge FMA fan.....
procrastinator99 9 months ago
@procrastinator99 What sane person who has seen the show ISN'T?
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner No one that's who! :-P
themanofearth 9 months ago
@themanofearth Hey, shouldn't your subs see this too? Aren't you going to mirror it?
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Oh yeah... :-P
themanofearth 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Isn't THAT the gospel truth. (/pun).
procrastinator99 9 months ago
LoL, thank you for the lols :)
TheRenekruse 9 months ago
@TheRenekruse You're welcome.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
You have to wear bed-sheets in heaven?
djhalling 9 months ago
@djhalling It was a toga party . . . . they do those in heaven ALL the time.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
show me ur tits u athiest bitch with a mans haircut ur kinda cute id do u
aghahowa11 9 months ago
@aghahowa11 I'm flattered.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago 2
I really hope people know that not even .0001% of Christians thought the rapture was going to happen.
XxJeffSimmonsxX 9 months ago
@XxJeffSimmonsxX Most do.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@XxJeffSimmonsxX the problem isn't that the portion of christians who believed was so small, but that, if they believe their theology, they believe it will happen at some undisclosed time.
1stCainite 9 months ago
I once had a rapture trying to push out a really big poo, oh wait that might of been a rupture. Carry on.
myjizzureye 9 months ago
@myjizzureye lol
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
great vid :> Loved the ending :>
wolfwing1 9 months ago
i saw Jesus at the bar.nice
willphillify 9 months ago
Dude! I thought I was a Christian, and I wasn't raptured... What the flip?! What's the dealio, man? All these other Christians get raptured, and I'm stuck on Earth?
dameon692002 9 months ago
@dameon692002 Guess you were never Greek Orthodox. ;-)
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Wait a second... GREEK Orthodox? I was GEEK orthodox! I followed the logician, Spock (rationality be upon him). I was sure that, during the Rapture, the Enterprise would beam ME up! Now, I'm all sad... I realize the error of my geeky ways!
dameon692002 9 months ago
@dameon692002 lol! Nice.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Thank you. I do try...
dameon692002 9 months ago
LOVE THIS!!
SkeptikSnarf 9 months ago
According to Camping May 21st was a "spiritual" start to the end of days. Oct. 21st. 2011 the earth will be destroyed. Is there anymore evidence needed to show Camping is a psycho-path? or sociopath, or whatever the hell. Oct. 22nd 2011 Harold will get the rest he needs in Creedmoor mental institution.
metalsusa1 9 months ago
@metalsusa1 If he was a sociopath he wouldn't have needed a weekend to come up with an excuse. I don't think he's crazy, he's just suffering under a self-imposed dogma. It could happen to anybody under the right circumstances.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
OMG I love the ending to this. Love that last line!
FloridaLizardQueen 9 months ago
@FloridaLizardQueen Glad you liked it.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
Wait...why is Socrates in heaven and why is he resistent to cold? autism? also, don't philosophers play soccer?
Brandt761 9 months ago
@Brandt761 Read up on Socrates. The military reports have him able to bear intense cold in basically rags while the rest of the troops in full winter gear were freezing their asses off. He was also known to rarely drink wine, but when he did could drink anyone under the table.
Socrates was Greek, that's why he was in heaven. That's about as classic greek as you can get.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
hehe
TruthSurge 9 months ago
what a bunch of ugly nerds.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 We were trying to look like your family. Guess we nailed it.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago 5
@HonestDiscussioner ironic 4 a bunch of nerds who've probably never had sex u idiots still manage 2 look like u smell like an orgy. ahhhh the great ironies of the world, life is a satire of life whatever the fuck that means. btw, fuck yoooouuuuu.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 Oh wow, I haven't been this offended since a four year old called me a "poopiehead". You really are a master of insults, aren't you. What's next? You talk about our cooties? Oh boy will I be upset if I hear that.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner u hve 2 touch a girl 2 get cooties nerd. when was the last time tht hap. fatso? if u let me know ill "fax" u a pic of mashed potatoes & gravy while im in 1994 visiting ur friends goatee & saying hello 2 the sun since thats the last time the dyke saw it. she looks like if anemia had insomnia. wait im getting a page its sit up he says hed like 2 visit but michael j fox keeps making left turns. alright fatso u can go back 2 not wearing a belt or whtever the fuck, virgin.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 oh yeah poopiehead.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 Your back in 1994? Well that would explain all those jokes. The insecurity, well, who knows.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner no now visiting 30 secs. ago when the hinges on ur chair were last secure.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 Nice one.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
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GhostAccount56 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@HonestDiscussioner finally a good line instead of this "hey poopyhead, ur family is ugly" bullshit. this bowing & "good work" shit is brilliant i aint got shit 2 say. its like: ok, what the fuck do i do now? gold star. alright im out nerd gotta finish w/ sum other nerd on the board. old ass nigga takin his shit way too seriously. well, what did i expect from someone who puts "king" in their name.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
u morons dont get it. may 21st was judgement day where god just determined who was going 2 heaven or hell the actual apocalypse is on oct. 21st stupid. but u cant do shit about ur fate. u cant change it: the deadline to alter god's judgement was the 21st. wont see u in heaven losers. byeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56
Lolololololololol. I don't care. Satan sounds like a cool guy. His rap sheet is a hell of a lot shorter.
ootdega 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 Yeah, because camping was soooooo right about last Saturday. He didn't say it would be a spiritual rapture, he said 200 million would be raised up. If he was wrong about that, he can be wrong about October.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago 4
@GhostAccount56 Obvious troll is obvious.
The spiritual earthquake sounded the spiritual rapture where God decided who got into Heaven and we know this because there is no evidence for it whatsoever. Now we get to await the spiritual apocalypse where the world will spiritually end as Camping spends all of the NON-spiritual money for the rest of his elderly life.
KingHeathen 9 months ago
@KingHeathen blah, blah nerd. lose ur virginity old man.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 right...you have nothing of substance to reply with so you take immature stabs at something that you should know just makes you look stupid. Especially in light of the fact that I have a 16 year old son and that I'm married...BUT NO...let's ignore all of that and make a childish insult that no one will care about so that you can look even dumber than before. I just don't get it. What do trolls get out of making themselves look stupid?
KingHeathen 9 months ago
@KingHeathen really nigga? right a book why dont u. jesus christ ur like at least 50 yrs. old & u leave this long ass response defending urself to a supposed troll's 2 sentence immature quip about ur sex life or lack thereof. haha, holy shit nigga, alright calm down jeez. & ur at least 2.5x my age, wow. i mean really. if i look like an idiot ur in the same boat dummy. i mean objectively, if a 3rd unbiased person saw this internet exchange i mean come on be honest ur 50 im 19 seriously.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 See...my reply is simple and concise. No ranting or raving. No childish insults...just the facts. But you, in continued form, fail to put ANY effort into your false ideas (one look on my profile page would show you that I'm 37, not 50)
As I already said, OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS. I'm ASKING you why you choose to make yourself look stupid on purpose? It just seems like a waste. I'm truly interested in why you'd do that. I DO NOT care about your opinion otherwise.
KingHeathen 9 months ago
@KingHeathen blah, blah another essay? really? & now u want 2 do some serious psychoanalysis shit? jesus christ alrite i admit it uve had sex at least once. ur not a virgin. christ old man u takin dis shit way 2 seriously. take a chill pill. have sex a 2nd time. ur 37? didnt know that. thank god 4 da internet. b4 it was invented i nvr realized how many 103 yr old women there were. my theory: theyre vampires. how else do u explain the youthful app. & the bisexuality.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
@GhostAccount56 Wow, you are truly pathetic. If you actually ARE 19 as you claimed, you do realize that that means you are supposed to be an adult now. Try acting within 5 years of your age (at least) We're done now. Run along and play.
KingHeathen 9 months ago
@KingHeathen i am acting within 5 yrs of my age: im acting like im 15.
GhostAccount56 9 months ago
I was going to convert to Greek Orthodox but it turns out I wasn't hairy enough, so I settled for Atheism.
luisdez81 9 months ago
I missed the rapture... god damnit
dumbnetworks 9 months ago
Was that ring tone the song from the original Full Metal Alchemist series in the dance sequence between Ed and Rose?
dieyou2000 9 months ago
@dieyou2000 You nailed it! Good job.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
@HonestDiscussioner Yay! :)
I"m waiting on the next set of FMA Brotherhood Dubbed to be released by Funimation in the coming month or two hopefully. Having to sit there reading subtitles for hours and not being able to pick up inflections and tones fucks up the subbed versions for me.
dieyou2000 9 months ago
@dieyou2000 It depends on the anime. I like the Naruto sub better than the dub. I couldn't stand the sub for FMA though. English group finally got an anime right.
I actually think the last batch is starting at the beginning of June.
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
Love it!
themanofearth 9 months ago
you should have called me, my ring tone is "Still Alive".
ZuKahta 9 months ago
great stuff. thanks.
turbopro10 9 months ago
good times this was pretty funny
Unworshipediety 9 months ago
I got raptured! 24 hour screening of shockofgod crying after not getting saved for annoying all the youtube atheists. Nice video!
TheChamseyCampaign 9 months ago
HAHA I couldn't stop laughing when you said "only the Greek Orthodox made it"
gambleor 9 months ago
@gambleor I knew you'd like that. ;-)
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
LOL, android infinity :)
not sure I want a chicken in my lap LOL
tattooskin72 9 months ago
HD, I love your matter-o-fact, mundane attitude about being raptured. Almost time for dinner. Drop me down a chicken, bro.
DarkMatter2525 9 months ago
@DarkMatter2525 Anything for you DM. Just remember the Bible only lets me drop down whole chickens. You'll have to to gut it and defeather it yourself. You can make a pillow out of it though, so that's a plus. ;-)
HonestDiscussioner 9 months ago
lol!
practicalmagic9 9 months ago
I got Raptured once with side fries and a cherry coke.
wowamonn 9 months ago
Damn Greek Orthodox! I want the Android Infinity!
CraniumOnEmpty 9 months ago
this was funny!
RavenBlaze 9 months ago
hehe thanks guys!
RavenBlaze 9 months ago
@RavenBlaze i love it, it turned out better then i thought. oh the pessimist
SkeptikSnarf 9 months ago
horse song ringtone is Win
blackwolf1200 9 months ago
nnniiiiiiicccceeee! :-)
emperorkang 9 months ago
"rapture" != "raped" !!!!
Meskiagkasher 9 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RAPTURED thats fuking AWESUM!
sonicsoul0 9 months ago