Innocent Key - The Homework Never Ends! english subs

[ReiKagamine]

0:55

poor wriggle lol

[331460]

I fucking love Mokou's voice.

[ChinaTown4000]

Omg my friends and I fit this sadly I'm cir no since I'm not the best a math and I always need help and I act 5 :D tins the one with black hair since she draws on my homework!!! -:( :/ :P :D

[maychanx31]

This song matches me perfectly! :O

[jarrodocus]

THE HOMEWORK IS INCREDIBLY WHITE!

[ChinaTown4000]

i have a bunch of test to study for and all i can do is listen to this while work!!!!!

[ChinaTown4000]

I'm such a dork I just realized my mistake

[ChinaTown4000]

Me and my friends had this experience with my friends

[ChinaTown4000]

@Themistacow I think she apologizing since she failed in getting them to do there work

[TheMistaCow]

Why does she apologize to Kaguya? Is it her house or something?

[InsanityRena]

Hmm...that sounds familiar.

*flashback*

only I was doing my homework alone... =w=b

*re-watches*

[RebeccaSaysYay]

Letters in three = 5. Letters in one = 3. 5 + 3 = 8.

Oh yeah, Cirno logic, that's right.

[TheLegendTamer]

@RebeccaSaysYay There's more. "Circle Circle", 0-9 loop. Rather than go into negatives, just go around teh Cirno I mean Circle... gravitate to the (9). 1-3=8. It doesn't always work, but with 2 more steps it'll get you the right anwsers (and checks in process), it's faster than counting the letters.

The 2 extra steps just checks. 8+9=7. 7+3-1=(9). One other note that might help in checking is taking another extra step. 1 - 3 = 8 - 7 = 1 + 8 = (9). Cirno is right, the 9's prove it. Have fun!

[hatakekakashi121996]

1:07 Touhou no naku koro ni 8D

[Happymasks]

I'm laughing at the fact that Rumia is being ignored when she was the one to send them into the rut in the first place then rubs it in their faces saying, "I'm done already?"

[kerokeronineball]

Sakuyas youngest so shouldn't she be the one doing homework?

[DeniedGrox]

Cirno : I want a bowl of Udon right now

WTF? Cirno wants to eat Reisen or something?

[sweethalogirl321]

1:07

Never knew Mokou was into Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni.

[wisefelipe]

1:41

Lol, the Lance of Longinus from Neon Genesis Evangelion is in the wall ahahahaha, that must have been quite a fight!

[TheFalcon777]

This reminds me of the good times of procrastinating with friends trying to form a study group to finish homework ahh good times...

[10shadowhunter01]

jeez Cirno must the goddess of all bakas to think 3+1=8 XD

[MissNotSoScrooge]

cirno: I would like a bowl of udon noodles right now... sakuya: And Cirno is acting strangely! xDD I laughed so much!

[frwings48]

0:54 LMAO Poor Wriggle XD

[Nikotiini69]

I have 4 test tomorrow. That's like 400 pages from books I have never opened.

[Stungunwol]

0:19 My first instinct was to take the natural log of both sides. And then I just stopped... and realized that THESE GIRLS ARE DOING COLLEGE-LEVEL CALCULUS.

...except for Cirno, of course.

Now seeing the other comments on this page, I will proceed to *not* ask.

[LoulouVZ]

touhou is the beeeeest!!

[siverfanweedo]

lol i love the fact ciron is liek 3=1 is 8

[siverfanweedo]

and cirno has started to behave stranely

0-0 i thaoute that wa how she all ways was i was worng LOL

[HsIeNRaE]

Moral of the story : Go with the one who reminds you of homework.

[want2havebrains]

What do you call the backgrounds like at 0:17 with the fast moving lines.

[dragonmark45]

Lol higarashi reference 1:06

[rtfrmko]

I like it so much better translated <3 thankyiou

[BioBen9250]

Ya know, why didn't Sakuya just stop time to help them out. Or would that stop them, too?

[ultraikki]

@BioBen9250 i think that it would have stopped them too... so she can't stop time if she wants they to do their homework...

[pixiefairy10]

@BioBen9250 She was slowing down time, that was the whole reason why Kaguya had her come over. Without realizing it, she was making it slower, but she didn't know to stop it.

[Aberrant17]

And come morning... it was Sunday. ;P

[yaoikawaii123]

@Aberrant17 That would've been so funny.

[Durwagon]

I lol'd at Cirno fluttering her wings so happily after guessing 3+1=8.

[yaoikawaii123]

@Durwagon I loved the expression. Like: Confusion.... Confusion.... OH I think I gotz it right! I love Cirno.

[lEagleThunder]

1:07 REEENAAAAA O_O



[yaoikawaii123]

@lEagleThunder I saw that tooooo I was like -flail- OMG RENA! -falls over- I'm okay! And then I got some Udon, because damn Cirno being airheaded, making me want Udon.

[UberGamer1030]

3 + 1 = ...8?

Cirno made new math XD

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 Cirno is so smart!

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 Yeah, possibly a genius! :D

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 She makes math look easy :D

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 yh, they should just copy math from cirno from now on! XD

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 Yes, yes they should :) Cirno so smartical!

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 She's also really cute! :D

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 Omochikeari!

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 She is one of the cutest :P

I couldn't think of how to respond to your comment so i just said that :P

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 Mehh, at least you responded! And I found out the other day (And this is a uber fail!) that I have a Cirno figurine... And I've had these since like..... October? But till recently I was only able to identify Reimu (I got them as a birthday gift so I was happy~) but now I've learned all but 2 >.>

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 well, i barely know any chartacters XD

ik some like:

marisa

reimu

cirno (the strongest!)

Suwako

flandre

well...i think that's about it...i know other names, but can't identify them by looking at em

[catasplurge1000]

@UberGamer1030 If you still barley know any characters ( I hope not) Go to touhouwiki(dot)net and either look at the characters through the games or search characters.

[Donqco]

@UberGamer1030

Nothing to be ashamed my friend... Touhou has a big character list, kinda hard memorize all the names on it, but the ones on this video are:

Houraisan Kaguya (Imperishable Night Final B Boss)

Huziwara no Mokou (Imperishable Night Extra boss)

Cirno (The ⑨)

Rumia (The embodiment of Scarlet Devil 1st Boss)

Sakuya Izayoi (Tons of games, but my favorite is Perfect Cherry Blossom)

If you like Marisa, then you'll love Alice Margatroid and Patchouli Knowledge

[UberGamer1030]

@yaoikawaii123 i also forgot some like tewi and nitori :P

kaguya too. She's the one with the wierd looking rabbit ears right? She has white hair.

[yaoikawaii123]

@UberGamer1030 Kaguya?? Yeahh, you got her on spot~ I have Reimu, Cirno, Sakuya, Remillia and the 2 I don't know x.x

[Woldsky]

@UberGamer1030

wierd looking rabbit ears? and white hair.. that's reisen(not that reisens hair is perfectly white(unless you thought of the person in this video fighting Kaguya which is mokou who sure has white hair but not rabbit ears.. it's a ribbon oO) :P Kaguya has dark hair.. seen at 0:08 and a lot of times thoughout this video fighting with mokou. ;D

[gokk777]

3+1=8 （ーー；）O RLY cirno

[shortykils]

@gokk777 I was kinda expecting it to equal nine O.o

[xXxBLUExROSExXx]

1:05 :O rena!! :D

[lavigne987]

lololololololol higurashi reference XD

[squiigle]

Ironically, I should probably be doing my homework right now.

[dewybmt]

i just noticed the drawing @1:22 is a drawing of shadow "sakuya" referencing shadow dio from jojo''s bizarre adventure. lol thats pretty cool thats about 2 jjba references in this video if you dont count sakuya herself since she is a reference to dio herself. you gotta love references.

[Darkay77]

@dewybmt you forgot the rode rolla

[dewybmt]

@Darkay77 thats what i meant by "2 jjba references in one video un-including sakuya herself" you have to be an idiot to not mention dio's steam roller. XP

[TheOtaku143110]

3+1=8 Cirno really is dumb.

[kitty0233]

@TheOtaku143110 i know right?! everyone knows 3+1=9

[xxwolfwoodxx1]

1:07 rena? from higurashi?

[TheThreadWeaver]

I love Cirno.

[catasplurge1000]

Whos the girl with the black hair with the purple dress?

[Sinagrom]

@catasplurge1000

Kaguya Houraisan. Boss of stage 6b in Touhou 9: Imperishable Night

[catasplurge1000]

@Sinagrom I felt like someone would only tell me as soon as I found out, but thanks anyways.

[Soriokeink]

lol, a song i can relate to! XD

[arekushisu100]

FUJIYAMA VOLCANO!!!!!!

[HarryHedgehog]

I start school again tomorrow. Watching this right now feels more epic than usual.

[skullkid3]

This is the only time that I've watched this video and Kaguya has been right about the date...

[thekillerhjkhjk]

thumbs up if you saw the Cactuar!

[cpawesomeness99]

@thekillerhjkhjk Ya I saw him too but I didn't see anyone post a comment about it

[123chocobo]

1:23 is that a CACTAR!!!!!!!

[theUTAUfan]

1:07 Rena!.. ugh Mokou!

[csdragon123456]

3 out of 4 kids didnt do their homework I salute to the 3 that didnt XP

[Yadogari]

I really like the way they talk in this one.

[acjacjac]

1:08 RENAS FACE lol~~

[Coolcats3553]

@acjacjac Ahaha Me too I said ''Hey That's Rena's face !!''

Then I saw your comment, and completely agreed. xDD

[thekillerhjkhjk]

0:33 DANZAI!!!

0:35 cirno training

0:55 werent these in cirno's perfect maths class?

0:59 i have a sempai who'se fifth in japan!

1:14 reminds me of cirno's perfect yukkuri class

[kensaya]

@thekillerhjkhjk don't forget 1:45

WRRYYYYYYYYYYYY

[EOCB]

1:43, the lance of longonius??? awesome!

1:08 RenaMoukou? EVEN MORE AWESOME! lol, imagine Moukou yelling USE SODA! at people...

[Jordansoldat]

Same artist that made chirumiru?

[Tsukiyomaru0]

I saw some references...

Fist of North Star (confirm that for me)

Yume Nikki Gensou (you see Longinus Spear after Sakuya gave up on Kaguya)

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (ROAD ROLLER DA! WRYYYYYYYY!)

Higurashi Hell (HAHAHAHAHA!)

Final Fantasy (1000 Needles!)

Convictor Yamaxandu (Black and White)

Usatei (My master is the fifth best player! :D )

[Kyaksa]

@Tsukiyomaru0 isn't RR a Rin Vocaloid thing?

[XGluon]

@Tsukiyomaru0

Actually, the Lance of Longinus is from Neon Genesis Evangelion. It DID make a cameo appearance in Yume Nikki Gensou, though.

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@XGluon It appears EVERYWHERE. Including Castlevania and Silent Hill 2

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@XGluon Or was it Silent Hill 4? I don't remember.

[XGluon]

@Tsukiyomaru0

It was Silent Hill 4. In the last boss fight, you had to use some "Spears of the Holy Mother" that looked almost exactly like the Lance of Longinus.

[SoundwavTsunami]

This is the only thing remotely innocent I've seen innocent key do.

[ThePwnKage]

@SoundwavTsunami

*coughlookattheendingpictureco­ugh*

[siverfanweedo]

@ThePwnKage teclae porn XD i have never seen it in my life only tiem truyst me i justy know

[vlad48329reborn]

boy i know what this feels like. thank god i'm graduated now. ^o^

[TaintedBurro]

@vlad48329reborn Amen to that dude.

[KittyCatRat]

This is as innocent as Innocent Key has been...

[wolfpaul9]

lol this is funny

[YukiMyco]

At 1:43 it sounds like Sakuya says Kaguya-san tachi. Which would mean she's sorry for all of them (Kaguya, Moukou, and Cirno) not just Kaguya. Could be wrong though.

[Tsukiyomaru0]

Did I see a cactuar?

[pikadusk]

how did Rumia get all her homework done? I thought she lived in darkness all the time.

[Tsukiyomaru0]

@pikadusk I thought she was lower than humans

[XxXBeastKingRyuXxX]

@pikadusk her little ribbon in her hair lets her come out <_<...now if it's taken of then yes all hell will break loose XDD

[GensokyoGal301]

@pikadusk

thats the point.

she either got someone to do it for her or

her eyes are so used to the dark she can see perfectly

[IceBrawler6]

@pikadusk because she isn't bird eyed

[yaoikawaii123]

@pikadusk She got it done because she wasn't in the chaos Like Kaguya, Mokou, and Cirno (Though I doubt Cirno would've gotten it done either way >.>)

[kibateo]

@pikadusk Rumia didn't finish it it's all just refraction of someone else's homework

[Maduo]

@pikadusk

that's easy, rumia is the only one that knows the dewey decimal system =)

[GensokyoGal301]

@pikadusk

Maybe the SDM let her borrow a candle. Or maybe she cheated and forced a human to do it on pain of getting eaten...

[BloodsPromises]

This is awesome! Thanks for the subs!

P.S- Higurashi reference at 1:08!

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

0:52 -- the writing looks like it's in horizontal lines from left to write (like Western writing) instead of vertical lines from right to left... think about that for a bit.

[kuratajutsu]

@theRealPlaidRabbit not all japanese text is written vertically

[vteck9]

@kuratajutsu or for that matter left to right.

Correct me if Im wrong but thats only for vertical text.

[spellboundxmaster]

lol wriggle is in the bug display XD!

[sonic89148]

san tasu ichi wa hachi!?

[SisterOfScarletDevil]

What program did you use to sub this? Cause I was trying to sub this same vid but i can't have 2 different subs on screen at once, makes kinda hard.....

[MarisaHanamura]

I used Aegisub.

[yoshibear1009]

I loved the cactuar in the background at 1:20 :p

[edwardnr17]

Someone let me copy math!

[RanYakumoShikigami]

The last time given should have been 5:00 in reference to IN.

[GnomelandSecurity]

1:07 is from When They Cry, I know that... Ton of references huh?

[Flamedramon6]

This is an addicting video. Like, seriously.

[gigaslave]

1:37

I thought you timestopped to do your housework too, Sakuya?

[igoRAWRAWR]

Yay! Your awesome for doing this! I'm so happy I can finally enjoy the music and understand what they're saying!

[Hunter1tht]

Okay, the steamroller I get, but what the heck is the freaking Lance doing in that scene (1:44)?!

[Hunter1tht]

Check that, it's more like 1:43...

[W4lt3r89]

Lance of Longinus from Neon Genesis Evangelion.

[Hunter1tht]

I know what it is, what I want to know is what it's doing in Gensokyo!

[W4lt3r89]

Because it's Gensokyo? Yukari must have thought it was nice thing to have and gifted it to someone and it circled a while till it ended up in Sakuya's hands?

[MikailCaboose]

Probably gave it to Rinnosuke along with the Gameboy.

[Jibes]

<3 <3 <3

[dm4544]

It only took like 2 months for someone to finally translate this. Thank you Hana, much appreciated, keep up the good work! <3