My Attempt Of The British Accent

[Meeeeeee987]

I'm English and that's not that bad. :)

[velocityeleven]

@Meeeeeee987 I'm english and is was purposefully terrible

[Meeeeeee987]

@velocityeleven Okay then, that isn't totally embarrassing for me.....

[holanoobs]

aaah eye laddie, the scots are a par o the bri-is empire laddie

[monoply17]

more tea

[sims2gurl201]

ROFL!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EEEEVVVVEEEERRRR!!!!!

[velocityeleven]

@FlareOfDawn indeed I would, luckily I use my normal voice and I fit into england just fine... like I have my entire life

[TheTam123456]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BRITISH ACCENT

[TheFlamez123]

yeah, do a lot more practicing! good luck(:

[1996nintendofan]

@colinh25 these things that you toast, put butter on them, they are kinda suishy and they have holes, i hate them, they get stuck in my throat lol xD

[aleilei20]

try say uhhhh ninny or hobnocker

[1996nintendofan]

@aleilei20 lol what the hell do those words mean???

[DiegoJGorzynski]

You guys dont get the damn point he talks with one of the british accents usig his normal voice godamn it !!! how can some ppl like the gossipgirl say that they dont speak like that and clal him dumass hahah

[chellowello7798]

FAIL!



[velocityeleven]

@chellowello7798 its fake, YOU FAIL!

[crazybiyatch23]

hahahaha

[KrazyChik5981]

Wait, no, this isn't an attempt at a BRITISH accent (there is no such thing) it's an ENGLISH accent (sorry it just annoys me when people say "british" it wasn't a bad attempt at an english accent tho)

[velocityeleven]

@KrazyChik5981 It's a joke

[KrazyChik5981]

@velocityeleven I thought so. I just wanted to get my point across,

[velocityeleven]

@KrazyChik5981 that was the joke, i know there's no "british" accent, I was simulating the typical american stereotype

[1996nintendofan]

@velocityeleven lol, you got it right, its so annoyin when people from other countries think we speak like that, i cant even remember the last time i drank tea , anyways, im off, cherio govna xD

[gosugirl1]

then why bother? if its a joke is't it suppose to make me laugh?

[velocityeleven]

@gosugirl1 no, it was a test to see if people were so ignorant as what a "british" sounds like as to not realise it was a joke... I guess I have my results

[gosugirl1]

@velocityeleven you say it was a "joke" BUT ITS NOT FUNNY! jokes are suppose to be funny, it's more stupid than funny

[velocityeleven]

@colinh25 I dont know how to describe them, they're toasted like toast but they're squishier.... thats the best way i can describe them, other than that they soak up all the butter and are really nice

[1996nintendofan]

@velocityeleven and they have holes xD, i hate crumpets anyways, they get stuck in my throat lol

[gosugirl1]

They don't speak like that dumbass

[velocityeleven]

@gosugirl1 I am british, just listen to my natural voice, its a joke

[MrDman182]

Britain is made up of England, Scotland, Wales and N. Ireland. How can you have a British accent? There are over 30 different accents in England alone.

[velocityeleven]

@MrDman182 I know, I am british myself, it was a joke

[MrDman182]

@velocityeleven My bad, guess I should have laughed.

[TheAbcization]

WTF I'm British and that is so stereotypical it's unreal - What's with the crumpets and tea shit. Way too posh.

[velocityeleven]

@TheAbcization it was a joke, I am british

[WazziBerry]

lol

[vidman429]

you know, we arent really that different from british, i mean after all we did make a revolution from britain right?

[hOrn3t666]

let's go for the fish and chips fellow govna', I know you're in England...

[dan0987654321]

towel = taal. 

[jessherring]

LOOOOL Sooo funny

[5h4ggyDr34d]

I think people are slow.....he is a BRITISH, this is CLEARLY A JOKE, because when he starts talking you can hear RIGHT OFF THE BAT his accent. It's just not heavy like other people who may be from other parts. Not everyone has the same accent....geez people so uneducated -___-

[velocityeleven]

@5h4ggyDr34d I am still getting comments of people not getting it

[5h4ggyDr34d]

@velocityeleven That's just sad, I'm American and it shows how bad our education and humor is sometimes -___-

[1996nintendofan]

@5h4ggyDr34d velocity is a british person....

[5h4ggyDr34d]

@1996nintendofan Lol I know he is English man. It was a typo.

[1996nintendofan]

@5h4ggyDr34d lol ok :)

[Krammn]

"Harry potter" had way too much emphasis.

[poolpartyaction]

Rofl! That was baaaaad. :)

[ownthispwn]

Tea: Tay

Car: Cah

Water: Wautah

Hello :Hellauw

[white43]

There's no such thing as 'The British Accent'. There's English(various), Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish. Otherwise no such thing.

[djspree1]

lmfao

australian accent mixed with a london accent, lol.

[MrEvan234]

noo we dont speak like that and not all of us like tea and crumpets wanka we speak like you

[Zumzizeroo17]

It's Arry Potter. I've know idea how Americans might say it but I say it that way. Maybe I'm wrong though I doubt it. haha

[zebaroa666]

@NakedCreep Thats engrish not english.

[MissAliceCrabapple]

As soon as I clicked on this video I realised there would be ten million stupid people saying "U SUK PRACTICE MORE". Lol, youtube.

[stonecoldvid]

British vowel uses:

Car: Cah

Water: Wuatah

Holds: Olds

used in a sentence:

The Cah olds my watah

[velocityeleven]

noooo... American uses:

Car: Corr

Water: Warturr

Ham: Heym

Long: Larng

Download: Daernlohd

see, two can play at that game

[white43]

@stonecoldvid But not in the West Country.

Car : Caaarrr

Water : Waht-er

The West Country retains the rhotic pronounciation like American(non-New England)

[Truetomyself100]

@stonecoldvid "The cah old me wautah" You mean not "The cah ols my wautah".

[bpsjuani]

do us all a favour.. shut it.

[catadeluxe]

dude, I can't even speak with your actual accent, now, you tel me British

[CLONETROOPER1313]

booooooooooo

[jmansproductions]

i'm british decent british accent

[velocityeleven]

Im british too, this video was a joke

[CLONETROOPER1313]

i know right

[jmansproductions]

thought so you sounded really british to me

[leemon321]

lol great vid

but what was the joke about fish and chips about at the end that just flew over my head

[icecheetah2]

Oi yew! Geez us a crumpit!

I do a horrid glawgow accent.

[ThroneofEden]

I don't think you're quite British enough yet. You need some longer 'ee's.

lol, sweet vid.

[ArmageddonAxel]

lol nice one

[RyanBabelFTW]

... Yet you come from the UK. OK, I'm confused.

[velocityeleven]

hence what makes it a joke

[DemonmachinE]

LOL! Perfect, mate! Cheerio, right-o bloke!

[xXxAvengerBladexXx]

cherrio mate rightio! Want to come in for some teeee lol this was great man

[velocityeleven]

thats how a lot of americans think we speek

[xXxAvengerBladexXx]

lol yeah I know man its crazy, theres some people that try to learn the british accent so they can talk like it all the time, and turn it on and off, I dont see the point of that

[Hypersonic94returns]

Um Needs more pratice but good I'm British.