Christian Side Hug... WTF??!!

[Jaid11111]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, LOL My thoughts exactly.

[MrWill7980]

I heard the Imperial March too! Anikin truly HAS went to the Dark Side, Pope Benidict looks like Palpitane! NNNNOOOOOOO!

[miraj0072004]

direct copy of "I can't be your superman" of eminem

[KetOoKa889]

WOW it totally did sound like the darth vader theme....just slower....OMG

[AlexandraUzumaki]

Holy crap... It does sound like the star wars theme!!! 0_o

[scientolofag]

Funny how fast it goes from "lol, side hug retards." to "Theists are idiots"...

[Xerxes4242]

@scientolofag Pretty much the same thing.

[Garishi]

Oh my gosh, you guys can't see that it's a parody?! xD wowwww

[gooddarkjedi]

no thanks christians. i rather have the atheist boob hug.

[Mithcoriel]

Gimme that sexually-opressed self-loathing sidehug...

[willc2k]

it's a joke, check Christian Side Hug (Part2)

[willc2k]

that chick has a squirrel voice hahaahahah!!!!

[ratmrulesyou1]

i wont side HUG, but side FUCKING isnt that bad!

[kazooga1234]

lofl this is so true and extremely ha bisky i love it great job cant stop laughing

[KingyoKong]

Okay so how are we christians supposed to have sex? Oh i know! GIMMI DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE FUCK!

[M4GNITUDE]

Imperial March played behind a Christian fundy song?

Sounds about right.

[ZoZo1o]

HUGGING IS A SIN, i really would like to side hugging my wife in honey moon

[lolhelios]

I'm Christian.

and these guys, are dumbasses. honestly.

I do respect them, because they believe, but they are taking it way to far.

Now hugging is a sin.

next thing you know, loving someone is a sin.

dumbasses

[mjhacker]

@lolhelios So, believing in the same fairy tale is sufficient to earn your respect? Not exactly high standards, eh?

[cheZIT20]

what is a christian some one that stuff up

and call it sin thats what it look like for over 200 years now im christian

but that was gay no frount hugin beware of boobs

if you cant hug a girl with out getin a boner you need help. . . from god

if no faith then ask your docter about it

and try not masterbate every time you lie down

[largegrainsofsalt]

no pda allowed. the only time affection is apropriate is when father nelson takes little timmy into the confessional.

[Chuckbucket7]

well it aint really that serious it was just like a joke with the rules.. they made a new way for the pda to be avoided.. they never said Hugging was a "sin"

[kaylavictoria321]

i just saw them last night at the encounter at the father's house

[Chuckbucket7]

I was there as well!

[blight0350]

im pretty sure thier satanist.. not christians... dumb asses

[DarknesShade]

@blight0350

Satanists do not believe in the same god though. Look them up on Wikipedia.

:P

[halowarrior1000]

Yeah they use the starwars theme...Lazer guns,Front hugging,Guns violence. Everything them christians want...

[calmbluewaters]

Christians are willing to believe some really wacky things. Whether that song was serious or not I don't know, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

[QUlNTESSENCE]

BUT ITS SO CATCHY

[kooksiim]

@QUlNTESSENCE Its star wars music lol!

[sp4zzer]

Yes, it is definetly the imperial march

[SkreetGil]

Great animation.

[juliecranford]

lol @ darth vader theme.

[the3movie]

This was brilliant made

[SexedUpAtheist]

"Christian Side Hug" is religious satire!

[greengenes1977]

You know...just because you post the same thing on every video mocking this concert doesn't make it true.

Christians are sometimes actually this stupid, as are teenagers. Christian teenagers are like a perfect storm of "derp". Sorry.

[SexedUpAtheist]

No, the fact that it's true makes it true.

Non-Christians are sometime actually this stupid, too. Most teenagers are like a perfect storm of "derp"... you may well be a prime example.

[greengenes1977]

So you're using the argument that theists often use that the mere statement of an opinion makes it fact. "It's true because it's true". Preview before you post.

This is a real song performed at a real christian youth conference outlining the very real rules of said conference: no front hugging or you go home. Listen to the lyrics. Why would christians satirize christianity at a christian youth conference? To what end?

[SexedUpAtheist]

You sure do enjoy looking like an ignorant ass, don't you?

This song was written by Ryan Pann, and in the Chicago Tribune article that I sourced for this information, he is quoted as saying:

"We think it's hilarious because some people think (the video) is serious... It's not a mockery of the faith: It's a mockery of the act of the Christian side hug."

I have some sage advice for you, buddy: it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

[ganggreensoldier]

they are still gay ass christians TRYING to rap

they suck anyways

[lovemadmusic]

@greengenes1977 why were they joking?

do you think christians don't know that people think that they're idiots?

they were probably just having some fun

just because they're christian doesn't mean they're people that can't have a laugh about a stereotype of themselves.

[ganggreensoldier]

very true

[EternalAlert]

wow I can't believe you caught that darth vader theme in there, impressive

[masochist88]

lol my fuckin god.. how retarded can ppl be now and days

[xBlackSeedxghost]

lol omg it IS the darth vader theme song!!!

Join the dar... -erhm- I mean light side lol

[ratholin]

well darth vader, jesus aren't they the same guy. A prophecied savior born of a virgin in the desert full of great powers but in the end they fail to deliver on the prophecy and all that follows is an age of darkness social and technological decline and genocide?

[fatrat600284]

"Give me that christian side hug." Just when i thought i had heard the stupidest thing a theist could say I'm corrected.

[PiNkxDeathxcorE]

LMFAO This. is. awful.

[MovieFinatic456]

@fatrat600284 What was the first stupid thing that you thought that it was the stupidest thing a theist could say?

[fatrat600284]

@MovieFinatic456 I have lost count. XD But this guy one time tried saying god was like "the laws of math." I forget the rest of what he was trying to say though. But i remember it was really stupid.

[MovieFinatic456]

@fatrat600284 The laws of math?.... Well if you think about it that way then the actual concept of math itself was pretty much developed by Man. Which in turn makes the laws of math developed by Man... So you could have still told him that, using his logic, God was Man-made. LOL

[fatrat600284]

@MovieFinatic456 I knoooow! I thought that too but sadly that was way after the fact.

[MovieFinatic456]

@fatrat600284 lol! Too bad. I would have loved to see that guys face if you said that. It would have totally gone viral on here if you would have filmed it. Oh well.

[lildread1]

OMG it is the imperial march!

[WerewolfOfTheWater]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed the darth vader thing

[Lornaisarockstar]

That song is not how Christians live at all.

[zowxon]

Fuck your Christian SIDE HUG, keep your Christian SIDE HUG, nobody wants your SIDE HUG, eat your Christian SIDE HUG.

[MasterHacker01]

this christian side hug is for pervs who cant resist toutching other women. its like a trainer hug to teach ppl to hug and keep their minds out of the gutter at the same time

[pbrskater26]

Riiiiight did sarah palin say that to yah?

[MasterHacker01]

its a joke

[pbrskater26]

Oh, sorry

[MasterHacker01]

ya, i guess i hav to put '(joke)' after every1 of my jokes. (joke)

[pbrskater26]

Ha ha ha

[coregazer]

I totally picked up on the John Williams imperial march, he should sue their asshats ^_^.

[PeacefulHeathen]

Funny how the lyrics go "I'm a rough rider, filled up with Christ's love".

The only "rough rider" I'm aware of is Rough Rider condoms. The rest pieces itself together.

[320iguy]

interesting i had the opposite experience. however i have never been a Nihilist, i mean how do you believe nothing? that makes NO sense. even a belief in a god is more logical.

[320iguy]

no I am a Taoist. i have read the other arguments. the Tao is truly the way. that is empirical!

[320iguy]

and not to be taken as a put down but, how does one determine the proper god to worship? that's kind of my take on the whole thing, I can understand that there are forces that science cannot explain, or have yet to explain but when there are so many choices what makes any other less likely?

[Fabiosalazaro]

Hey... im christian.. and they are just a bunch of idiots to me... they are not real christians... christians follow christ... christians dont invent new rules like hugging from the side...

dont get confused.... real christians do dress with style... do have sex... and yes, christians have feelings and individual thinking... real christians are not a bunch of zombies... we are just normal....

[RyuDarragh]

Didn't they take what Jesus said about dedication to the cause ("Hate they family" and all that) and try to cover it up?

[TBTabby]

Are we sure this isn't a parody? I'm on the fence: it sounds ridiculous, but I've seen hugging bans before in public schools. Yeah, kids can be suspended for hugging their classmates, but bullying is A-OK.

[320iguy]

right "March" my bad its been a while since i read the CD cover ;)

i dont dislike religious people and hardly brand them by the masses. even though it should be a world view, you aren't supposed to change the words of your god. that i think is blasphemous.

[bearpaw72]

I thought the Darth Vader tune it was called the Imperial tune.

[Hockeygod98]

...Wow! I just watched the video and ...*facepalm*

On behalf of America, I would like to apologize to all Australians and the rest of the world for that video. While I am in now way responsible for its content, I feel that I am morally obligated to apologize for not doing enough to try and prevent any thing of this nature from being unleashed on the masses. I know some of you may watch the video and find it humorous and laugh, but deep down, you know your laughter only masks the pain. I'm sorry

[320iguy]

it s called the "Imperial Entrance" from he Star Wars sound track....

[Iwubchickenwubbins]

That is the Darth Vader theme 0.0

This is one of your greatest videos : D

[JustAnotherAssassin]

oshi-

it does sound the darth vader theme, pobably just sampled it and skipped a few beats

[TwoRavingPsychopaths]

Dude, this is really cool. Will you be making any future videos containing the Terrific Tantalizing Trio?

[dechha1981]

Hmmm.... no promises, but I might.

[TwoRavingPsychopaths]

Maybe you could use them for general social commentaries. Like if someone's trying to ban video games.

Just a suggestion.

[phenixwryter]

Great expressions!

"What the fuck was that?" LOL

[btwbrand]

Perfect imperial march theme starts at 13 seconds.

It's slower by quite a bit, but it's there.

This "song" is a sad thing to hear. The levels religion explores to hold the interest of nearly disinterested individuals is growing every day.

I've seen cultural propagation reaching into churches before, but this is catering to a low denominator at its best.

Guess it can be hard to compete for young minds given all the other options they have now.

[DeletedDelusion]

Same thing.. LOL

[technologysucks]

*Acting all tough and everything, while spouting the wussiest lyrics ever*

That pretty much sums up christian rock/rap

"They kill all the adults and have this really weird obsession with corn"

lol

Though I didn't here the imperial march in there anyway. The lyrics/beat seem to go to fast for that

[wakeangel2001]

I'm surprised that I first saw this on comedy blogger RayWilliamJohnson's show =3 before any of my atheist channels.

[distructica]

holy shit that is the darth vader music. I nearly pissed myself.

[Bluedragon094]

Do they even know what a rough rider is...?!

[TheAtheistPaladin]

Give me an atheist dry-hump!

[xtcx2e]

ONG, i laughed my balls off. this is the funniest, most retarded shit i have ever seen.

My favorite line is "hug a girl from the front and pat her on the back, Jesus never hug anybody like that!" hahaha. No loving god would allow music that bad.

[JonathanClement140]

Before you know it, there'll be a law saying you can't hug your children anymore... That's kind of scary...

[Epydemic2020]

Do you think that song was actually serious or meant to be funny? It seems like a satire to me, like  the single "I'm on a boat".

[Traxx01]

You are right!

Total ripp of from the Darth Vader theme...

[zeeslag123]

their hypocracy baffles me. they made a rap song about why it is immoral to hug (they raped this genre even more than lil wayne), yet they use the lyrics "I'm a rough rider". I believe it was Albert Einstein who said: "only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. Though I'm not sure about the universe" He was a wise man indeed...

[waltermh111]

another video that also covered this had the title with the imperial march in it, but i didnt connect what it meant until yall mention it now.

Interesting

[agnosticman77]

OMG LOL

I used to get the side hug all the time. They need to keep their holy tits off you!

[Juel92]

Haha, can hear the darth vader theme in the background:P. Didn't notice that the¨ first time around xD

[IBMaccMartelli]

u don't have to pay for samples that you use for stuff like this, i'm pretty sure it's a free church

[KingHeathen]

5 stars for Darwin Girl!

[Rorshak1313]

That song is INCREDIBLY shitty. Christ, the first guy sounds like he's struggling to stay on the beat.

[jussts]

Fucking hilarious video. Who's the robot character... is he new?

PS: Give me that Muslim side-hug!

[dechha1981]

No, he's been around for a while. His name's Fuckhovind. (He's kind of suposed to be a cross between a Stormtrooper and judge Dredd)

[harkying99]

These people created this side hug shit because regular hugging gave them wood.This reminds me of Bobcatt Goldwaith saying he wanted to know who looked at Robert Maplethorps photos of semi nude children and got wood so he could keep them away from his own kids.

[jussts]

LOL Fuckhovind... I don't know how I missed him, I've been subbed for a while.

[Katalyzt]

You are right; it is the same thing. ;O) ★★★★★

Katalyzt

[masticina]

I like how they go against their own bible.. ah good old fundies they are no fun!

[dcraigcorbett]

I can hear the Darth Vader theme too. Praise Cuthulu.

[AcanLord]

LawL yeah you saw that nonsense too huh?

Christian Side hug wtf? as appose to what, and atheist or a muslim side hug? The explanation for them is even more backward. But then we must always remember Poe`s law when talking about this stuff.

[TehShadower]

gotta keep it ghetto ma nigga

[RoseSkye]

I have no idea what "Democratic Shift in the Congress" "Fist Bumps like Obama" and "Angelina Jolie" has to do with side hugs... I couldn't watch the whole thing in one sitting either I had to pry my hand from over my eyes to do so.

[HumanStrategy]

I gave my entire family a frontal hug the last time I saw them.

Does this mean that I will commit incest soon?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[GoblinXXX]

The fundies made a rap song based on the Imperial March. I guess they couldn't find a sample of Jerry Goldsmith's theme from THE OMEN to use, instead.

[Aahz321]

yep I hear the Vader theme, now that's a bit F'ed up

[organdva]

Music is definitely Imperial Marsh but slower. lol

[LucianELaveris]

Don't forget to mention that they also in the lyrics call themselves "Rough Riders"!

[rozeboosje]

Yup. I've seen plenty of crazy already but they always manage to surpass themselves somehow