Mass Effect Shepard Punch Captain Falcon Style

[baca262]

that was more like bitchslap.

[wolfkiba1000]

0:05 FALCON PUNCH!!! xD

[190shepard]

i would this for stupid people in my school to shut them up

[sErgEantaEgis12]

I think Shepard is a pretty cool guy, he pawnch reporters and doesn't afraid of anything.

[capsule56]

Adam Jensen would be proud, the bitch in this video however... never asked for this.

[TimoteiUA]

ББПЕ - наш ответ пиздящему бляду!

[naierer]

I love how Wrex and Garrus just look down on her xD

[WutzGewdNyeggah]

Reporter: I'll make sure everyone in the alliance sees that! your car---ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL ...Oh wait, too early?

[KameMidori11]

LOL :D

[duncan7599]

How do you use melee attacks in this game against enemies? since I dont have the instruction manuel. What button do you press?

[guywhousesyewtube]

@duncan7599 really? you decided to take the time to comment to youtube and wait for a reply instead of trying buttons which would have taken like 20 seconds?

can't tell if troll or.....

[DhaPacifist]

@guywhousesyewtube dude, he couldn't known, it is automatic...

[Daalchii]

@duncan7599 I think its B

[emiliolocura2]

@duncan7599 ME 1: Press the fire button while close enough to an enemy. ME2: B

[Jokenx3]

So worth it

[Kailexanra]

Can't stop pressing 2 XD

[crazyrazza4evar123]

Anyone see the video archive in ME2 Shadow Broker DLC. She gets hit by a krogan and kicked in the shins by a volus xD

[randomface54]

In ME3, when you destroy the Reapers and return to the Citadel surrounded by adoring fans, she runs up behind you asking for a moment of your time. When you turn to talk to her she floors you with one punch and, as your fade out of conciosness she says "how do you like it you (son of a) bitch!"

[KameMidori11]

Rated H for Hilarious!

[xXCanterburryXx]

I think after this punch he will be the new president of the galaxy.

[NewChannelsFTL]

After all those punches, I wouldn't be surprised if she was some hidden boss in Mass Effect 3.

[CCGamingStudios]

Hopefully in ME3 you get to see hear owned by a reaper or something.

[AFANASO]

ББПЕ!!!!

[furyberserk]

She made sure everyone in the alliance saw this video. It appears the reapers has hacked the Citadel again. Shepard has destroyed it, but it seems that no matter what we try, 38 terminals are assumed control.

[Gramra]

She's actually kinda badass. Who else can get right back the fuck up after being falcon punched?

[GMSamuelRhine]

this is just the plainmass effect? how do i do this? i would love to sock her a good one

[Daviiddify]

I lol'd

[GameMinerStudios]

in mass effect 2 i was like "Wait for it...." while she was talking and when the symbol came up to punch her i was like " stay down you freaking reporter!"

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

i did this as my paragon on my 1st playthrough.

I laughed for a good 10 minutes. But one of my team mates died but it was worth it 

[ChaosOmegaNova]

Oh my god, totally worth seeing her hit the floor!

[ElMegaLolaso]

She didnt hold the line.

[greenquizzeen]

yes keepin it real in 2011

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[ParadigmShiftr]

>Start Video

>Repeatedly press "2"

>???

>Profit.

[michaelpdfleming]

Well, when Shappard asks for a crustless sandwich, it is better to do what he says...

[thunderpeeweea]

shepard doesn't afraid of anybody

[stephenoes]

he's got good form, i bet the animator spent 4 months on that one scene

[headlesschicken6661]

LoL, what was Admiral Hackett's response to that I wonder XD

Joker "Commander, we're receiving a transmission from the 5th fleet"

Hackett "I enjoyed that display commander. You are officially my idol."

Sheppard "Great, like I need another nut job running around wanting my autograph and taking pictures of me with my gun out"

Hackett "huh?"

[LuvlyVirus]

wow he really did swing for her didnt he

[frankenshizzle]

lol.... he said "snide"

[Killamantis123]

:04



[Killamantis123]

:04

[AlkoholikDub]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite reporter

[xELECTRIFYINGx]

Reporter: I'll make sure everyone sees that!

Shepard: No they won't

*shoots the reporter*

[ImAllFact]

LOL she just stands up and walks away

[keets0]

Flash Kick for ME3 Flash Kick Flash Kick... because guile goes with everthing.

[oldfokk]

I am aware somebody has already written this, but i simply cannot resist, so:

I think Sheppard is a pretty cool guy. eh slaps bitches square in face and doesnt afraid of anything.

[Highway203]

xDD this never gets old

[NonstopRam]

37 people are geth

couldn't resist!

[prower42]

@NonstopRam do you imply that we hate falcon punches?

True Geth like this video, we are against the heretics, we are against the "old machine"

Shepard is against the "old machine", therefore, he is against the heretics, therefore, we like this video.

[NonstopRam]

@prower42 I just couldn't resist.

[EddardStark102]

You'd best not insinuate sindely

[ShadowxFang3245]

I actually did that, I couldn't stop laughing afterward.

[Garrus567]

Lol

[sniper321w]

the few. the poor. the mexican navy.

[Lunardivider24]

OMFG I nearly died that little step back she did like"what is he about to ...." Pawnch perfect timing.

Commander Falcon or Captain Shepard anyone

[Nylis23]

lol, love the sound she makes when she hits the floor.

[Lunardivider24]

@Nylis23 LOL sound like she hit face first

[SnIkLeeT]

My first playthrough is paragon. Looking forward to doing things like this in my next playthrough :]

[Draekia]

She's just mad because now she's sterile.

[Maxables]

FALCOWN.... PAWNCH!!!

[Arzaker]

YEEEEEEEEEES

[Stupidmetroid417]

I'm not commander shepard and this is my favourite video on youtube.

[S3Cs4uN8]

SHEPARD IS ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[2000Trunks]

Ah yes the career,supposedly over. We have dismissed that claim.

[plasma4ce]

BICH HAD IT COMIN

[XionXi]

Shepard just fulfilled my life's ambition.

[JammyGit07]

lol that doesnt stop their... play lair of the shadow broker... ull see it happen A lot more :D

[SoWachuWan]

Yes...

[JaYNiiNETwO]

Dude, i cant stop watching this omg. So punching a chick in the ribcage is actually a path to choose in ME? damn i gotta get this game.

[nabizko911]

ROFL!!!!!!

[RockabillyDeluxe]

12P Renegade^^

[Teraskas]

Omg what a coincidence, I'm wearing the exact armor at the time of the current playthrough. xD

[DaCruHunter]

This is the reason I love Bioware XD

[Telepi92]

I love this game played through 8 times and i don't stop yet . I think i will buy this for ps3 too i heard rumors that it would come out on ps3 too .

[Spinewrench]

Hey!

I chose that path the first time I was playing Mass Effect!

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH BITCH.

[ehaniibabai]

ББПЕ!!!

[Fortesque32]

PUNCH BITCH TO HER FUCKFACE!!!!!!!!!!

[maxlegrand1]

HAHAHAHAH

[RobinIsAnODST]

Shepard:MY CAREER ALREADY IS OVER YOU DUMB BITCH!!!

[ForerunnerConstruct]

By the time I get done beating the shit out of her in each game, I'm going to be arrested the second the last Reaper dies.

[SumthinMaybe]

He had enough of her Disingenuous Assertions. (However you spell it :P)

[zamarrayerba]

Khalisah al-Jilani got pwned!

[darkhummy]

Hilarious

[sniper321w]

omg i love mass effect...

[sniper321w]

rofl when she walked away he shoulda kicked her FALCOLN KICK!

[josh2006master]

@sniper321w if u asked me he should have surprise buttsexed her : )

[TutsuoAikido]

Mark Meer is the voice of the male Commander Shepard.

[Treembea]

"Your career is over!"

"I'm a Spectre mother fucker. Just try it."

[AmericanDivaa]

LOL!!! I'm amazed she got up so quickly! That was a hard punch...

[andyllamanipl]

I think that Captain Falcon ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL of Shepard.

[pbingley]

Hilarious.

[kingxx100]

he should have also given her a falcon kick

[SReturns]

LOLL !!!! the way she falls ... T_T

[jws50]

lol that's great!!!

[Alieneater1239]

owned

[iamDarkAndy2]

ahah LOLOLOLOLO 0:05

[emb145flyer]

I don't work for the alliance anymore I'm a Spectre bitch LMAO

[madness259]

"Take that Rihana!"

[TheBravethunder]

I'm commander Shepard and you just got Falcon Punch'd by me.

I'm a Spectre so suck it bitch.

[Be742617000027]

ББПЕ

[Guyverdrow]

Im Commander Shepard and I approve of the Falcon Punch!

[Khirzask]

I lol'd.

[blackappleu]

Mass Effect 3 - FALCON KICK!!

[keets0]

@blackappleu More like Flash Kick but I know what you're sayin.

[SaintsRow2OwnsGTA4]

If i was shepperd id say I am dead and off the grid bitch.. I can even rape your punk ass and get away with it.. because I am a specter... that will shove my cock in you're spinchter :)

[supertaco54]

In mass effect 3

Bullet to the face?

[brainjuice654]

@supertaco54 no, in mass effect 3 it's gonna be a falcon kick!

[bristow8411]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on the Citadel

[doom40000]

The REALLY crazy thing about this bit is, the option isn't a red 'Intimidate' option and you get +2 renegade points (although that may be because I chose an intimidate option earlier in the conversation).

If you use an intimidate option in many other places in the game, Shepard uses some strongly spoken words and you get NINE renegade points. wtf.

[donda2111]

"You career is over!"

"Riiiiiiighht.You just keep on dreaming k?"

-Lol!It would have been real funny if he had said that. :D Shepard is da man.

[SODEMO2007]

When given the renegade option I thought Shepard would just give a harsh rebuke or destory the camera or something, I shat brix when he just went up and laid the poor woman out.

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

he showed her his moves..

[Fickdich8D]

bitch got owned by the by the commander !!!!

[CountDouceula]

lol i LOVE THIS!!!!!!

[piiglumps]

commander shephard keeping it reel

[gurezurei]

ME1- Ribcage

ME2- Face (Black Eye)

ME3- ???

[deathmidgett]

@gurezurei her balls

[Tarimoth]

@gurezurei ME3- uppercut ^^

[toomanygoats]

as morally opposed i am to hitting women (both in videogames and real life), i must say that this bitch deserved it. i would knock her ass OUT.

[plasmathunderdx]

Got to admit, shes got one hell of a chin.

[x3971]

oh that slaps me on the knee

[skytop082]

In mass effect 3 she should re appear and if you punched her both times shepard should just go: HAVNT YOU LEARNED YOUR FUCKING LESSON SQUAD LETS DO THIS! *Tali and garrus and shepard beat the shit out of the reporter* Reporter: THIS IS TOO MUCH IM GOING TO TAKE THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE COUNCIL AND- Tali: I have a shotgun..... Reporter: FUCK Yo-*loud gunshot* Tali: dont say i didnt warn you... Shepard: Hey tali about that grenade you said youd loan me? *Plants nade on reporter* *reporter asplodes*

[toomanygoats]

@skytop082

...I approve.

[EchoBoomer1987]

I can't wait to play through mass effect again and pick the rogue descisions!

[Tarnavchik]

Бей бабу по ебалу

[Isuckatpaintball2]

lol then you punch her again in the next game

"your career is going to be over this time!"

[limestonemiler]

how many intimidate points do you need to do this?

[ratednom]

owned

[Shadowblaze101]

XD Falcon Punch totally worth it

[gurezurei]

If Al-Jilani shows up on ME3 hope I have an option to kill her PERMANENTLY!!!

[AZNkommander]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite video on YouTube.

[joeythewing]

@AZNkommander I bet you say that about every video.

[AZNkommander]

@joeythewing Just as you can endorse a ton of stores. =)

[YaiBugy]

@AZNkommander ROFLMAO

[Leylaashley]

@AZNkommander xD that made me lol

[Usul573]

If someone didn't know Cpt. Falcon, they literally might think he actually said that

[MinionSalcran]

My brother ROFLHAO

[TheTechieKris]

That *WAS* an awesome part. I *did* punch her. loved it.

[chups987]

Instant classic! love it

[void735]

shepperd stands like an rpg battel, atack: punch (go back)

-20hp

bich escapes...

[BrownEyedGirl0741]

AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!! LoL so funny ,

[jenerix]

I'm Commander Shephard and this bitch just got owned.

[spartan7777777]

which armor is that and how do you get it please reply

[fingereffect]

That was funny!

[hticks]

Biatch i am Dead SPECTER ... CARRER OVER THAT

[akatsukifanboy102]

i loved that punch montion shame it didnt break her neck but oh well

[Volkerr26]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on Youtube.

[BraveryviaBoredom]

The commander is the long lost descendant of Chuck Norris...

[Random7Guy]

Wait, This is in Mass Effect 2...

[Equilibr1st]

@Random7Guy Its in both technically, but this is from 1

[grandsaga]

Rofl!!!

[knightshift]

sock the reporter in the rib cage? last time i looked you f-ing ribs aren't located on your face. numbnuts lol

good vid though

[omfgmyspleen]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AvalancheO]

COMMANDER FALCON

[avatarNbraveheart]

HAHA FALCON PAWNCHED!!

[KopperNeoman]

Commander Shepard, delivering an abortion to the face, defying biology since Chuck-knows-when

[MaximumChank]

You'd think being a reporter she would know that Shepard is a SPECTRE and that SPECTREs don't give a fuck.

[bigstupidjellyfish18]

lol i replayed that puch part over and over pawnch pawch pawnch!!!

[TheLawlzman]

DAMN! she fuckin hit the floor!

[Hirus5]

No one, no one fucks with Shepard and Shepard's Falcon Punch.

Even though she look's good now, in next two years her vital organs will suffer greatly!

[coolvidzman]

I love how he casually walks up...then, out of nowhere, proceeds to knock her teeth out, then turns around like nothing happened.

[nadesNspades]

ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS. I wonder what he'll say in Mass Effect 3? "You must not have understood my first two comments so I've had enough of your bullshit, lady."

[wiflyification]

Holy shit he flat lines that hoe!!!!!!!!

[ihateutube109]

o, dang!  You can't just punch a girl like that...even though she probably deserved it, lol! She should have kicked him in the balls when she stood up. XD

[Amz1217]

I hope she comes up in mass effect 3...and give you the option to put a bullet in her

[MaximusRevolver]

"Your career is over >:("

"Spectres can do whatever they want bitch :D"

[gizmohollow]

FALCON... PUNCH!!!

[MoskitoMoonstrider]

each time I watch this vid I burst out in laughter

[Clucky117]

I bought the game the moment i saw this scene. XD Hell that was years ago.. But i enjoyed owning her again in Mass Effect 2. :3

[MichaelKlump]

That wasn't funny...

[XxEvilAngel13xX]

@MichaelKlump fuck the bullshit! that was funny as hell!! what, dont tell me that offended you?!?!

[MichaelKlump]

@XxEvilAngel13xX

Not offensive. Just not funny. Unless you're an internet troll, I guess...

[stinkoman2x6]

your career is over!

don't care! totally worth it!

[TayleRX222]

LoL, she just got Chris Browned

[Headhuntar]

@Anoleis You were beaten by your parents, weren't you?

[MaxiMixeren]

I lol'ed :D

[SansaFuzexp]

Actually I Have Done This In Mass Effect 2 When You Go to the Citadel... you hit her Buts Its Youre Call.... It sHows alittle animatin saying that if you want to left click to shut her ap! but theres a cam by her so u get videotaped

[drbeefcakes]

FALCON

[bloodfire1234]

damn she can take a hit.

I'll never understand why you are so obsessed with this shit of "falcon punch"! There is NOTHING funny about watching someone (ANYONE) take a punch!Tell me something: You would find funny if were you or someone you love taking this punch? Bunch of idiots...