Ballistics - Supersonic Racing

[Nachotype908]

I remember playing this in an ESPN zone back when I was 7.

I loved it because the gameplay was unique to me

[MegaMirkat]

What year is this

[10samm10]

@MegaMirkat 2001

[mahrard]

First off, "I'm God ! Oh shit ! I'm fucking God" is really the feeling you get when you play the game. Now if you like speed, you can't miss on this game. The video is wrong though, if you play in career, you do get a reward, you get money to upgrade your ride. The basic bike is slow as hell and can't take damage very well, as shown by the video. Moreover there are about 5-6 new tracks to unload. No game provides this amount of pure adrenaline. period.

[yummycookies58]

Actually, there is a arcade cabinet of this game in the last remaining Mr.Gatti's in San Antonio; I only played once because the game was uber-hard. But this video makes me want to go back and waste all my money on it.

[lordmagicpants]

fucking lol at the broken arm

[zn0rffs]

2:25 hahah made my day :P

[DeathnoteBB]

"Your heat is at maximum, if you don't make, you're gonna fucking - yes!" they syobon action "one last try" never fails :D

[DeathnoteBB]

lol you're just ranting about nothing the whole time xD

[DeathnoteBB]

This game looks awesome :o I'd probably crash though if I played

[qertasdfgzxcvb]

Holy crap, I put the video on Full Screen and it was insane.

[rockstarduh5]

Is it just me, or is this basically just a faster 3D version of Excitebike?

[suhaimisufi]

Do you recommend this game?

[LightThingsUp]

''and the game just goes in the holy shit mode'' lmao

[tannerdelta]

One guy one the first one in a minute

[TheWeirdPlant]

Wish.

[oystercatcher7]

If I ever play this, I would s**t myself

[tabbyaboutroots]

@oystercatcher7 ive been there, it was incredibly disgusting but a breathtaking experience

[MadMetalSlayer]

"just gone dude just gone. Fuckin later guys"

lol i love how your so cool with it xD

[flyingbowser2]

Nvm, my pants are soaked now

[flyingbowser2]

2:25 I came

[Gibbagobba]

This is hurting my eyes. I can't take the badassness.

[Darkman2023]

I need to get this game now...it looks like it would really get the adrenaline pumping...

[SitOnYouProductions]

the default name for everything is John Doe

[ShazOFilms]

this looks like the catacombs in jak and daxter 3

[pinkaholic30]

"I just rammed that guy in the ass! that didn't sound too wrong..." LOL I fucking love you dude

[monkeypoo1993]

you need to play F-Zero GX. halfpipe stages feel a LOT like this, but it's still a traditional arcade racer. personally i think it's faster than wipeout xD

[garranto]

dude my stomach lowered itself when you went supersonic...holy damn....

[AceMasterDX]

At one point it seemed to me like you went backwards XD

[ArK047]

Oh wow, I didn't expect to see this game on here. I should play it again.

[LouisLeGros]

Wow, looks even faster than F-Zero GX, even though I guess the cars in F-Zero are supposed to go faster.

[mittensandfobeo]

this reminds me of episode one pod racer on N64 XD

[brainjuice654]

powerdrome is the fastest aparrently

f-zero gx is the fastest with glitches

[brainjuice654]

port town long pipe anyone?

[greenfingermaf]

This was awesome.

[superubercool]

This makes me want to buy the arcade game. It's being sold.

For $600.

[thatguy3256]

p?lay moar

[Darkness8642]

Captain Falcon @ 6:15

[tegolin]

If I felt the adrenaline rush from just watching the video, I can't imagine what I'd feel playing the arcade cabinet.

[oioin4than]

Ps: anymore Happy Wheels vids coming out?

[oioin4than]

Lol. I love the way he says 'oh FUCK!'

[stardf29]

Ah, I remember seeing and playing this game in an arcade once. I think my reaction after playing a round was... "what the heck just happened?!?"

[Wirld]

Please play Dong Dong Never Die. It's an FMV fighting game; just Google the name and you should get a result to download it.

[XxKeybladeMasterxX]

Reminds me of the minigame in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic.

[riffraff11235]

Have you ever played WipEout or WipEout HD?

[azuritereaction]

@riffraff11235 yeah, i think this gives a better sense of speed though

[VSHDVideos]

Trip from Facade races in Ballistics in his spare time. He's secretly a major badass, but it's a very, very, VERY well-kept secret.

[KRlST0PHER]

Did you name your guy 'John Doe"?? hahahaha

[azuritereaction]

@KRlST0PHER i didnt even get a chance to name him haha

[KRlST0PHER]

@azuritereaction they named it?? hahahaha

[BADRANG4EVER]

you know, this would have been a fun game had it not been for the fact that the race track consist entirely of a fuckin tube!!!!

[Dan1loBr]

OMFGWTFBBQ WHEN YOU MADE IN FIRST ON THE LAST RACE, MY MIND JUST BLEW UP O_O

[DemonDZ]

Did you ever play Rollcage 1 or 2? nr. 2 is propably the fastest racer I have ever played once you came to the last cars

[ThePoubel]

Man, this game in the arcade is a freaking blast!

[982600100]

This game is super awesome, thanks for pointing it out.

How do you feel about F-Zero GX?

[azuritereaction]

@982600100 f-zero gx was fun, although i got to play ax (the arcade version of gx) and it was pretty damn unique/fun also

[iFlopify]

Can you download it or do you have to buy it? :D

[vugolol]

OH MY GOD. I loved playing this game like 5 years ago, it was fucking awesome, you had to lay down in some kind of weird sit, and up was the screen. Whenever you got too fast, the freaking vibrates like crazy, it's fucking awesome.

[richmondyayarea]

Lmao. And this game looks amazing for being that old

[Leakim0o]

Where to dl game?

[zeroskater529613]

i played this at game works arcade this shit was fun good commentary man

[gwarriorfromhell]

Ok, if this doesnt show the full speed of the game, I think I would get a serious case of motion sickness playong it lol

[Quiltfish]

Holy fuck, how are you supposed to play this?? *goes back to playing chess* >_>

[TheSceneTakesMeAway]

Please do more XD this is an awesome game with you talking over it XD

[hawkerrose99]

"you can still make it, you can still survive, you can still stay alive, you can still thrive, you can still have a wife, and you can still have a life. you can make it, you can bake it, and when your done, you can take it to f'ing bread store and you can shake it all around. you can do the hokey pokey, and thats what its all about" ROFL!!!

[TheDeadPlayers]

Oh wow, when you went from 1000mph to 200mph it seriously looked and felt like you started to drive backwards. Now that is speed!

[Kapr1Sun]

This isn't as fast, but it comes pretty close, and then you actually have to run the track :o

Google sols_jakester_maxspeed_104475(­dot)divx and watch that run, it's mind blowing.

F-Zero GX.

[iamstoned4life]

Is there a TAS of this game? That would be hilarious to watch :D

[MrPartyinyourPants]

LOL your commentary is Fucking Hilarious lol

[anthony12156]

that's pretty fucking fast.

[AaronSkone]

Dude this game looks fucking epic. Where can I get this?

[goku413]

o shit i just rammed that guy up the ass....LOL

[ExiStrife]

Oh man I dunno what you did to make me act this way, but I was literally gripping my seat and held my breath whenever you went supersonic. Something about headphones on and the speed fucking blew my mind. Bravo sir.

[azuritereaction]

@ExiStrife its because the problem's chronic

can you tell me though, does life exist beyond it?

[ExiStrife]

@azuritereaction

A very slow one :C

[LastHour1]

@azuritereaction Is that a Bad Religion reference or a legit question? I get the feeling that's a reference to Supersonic...

[azuritereaction]

@LastHour1 it is a reference to bad religion, haha

[GmodAddict]

@azuritereaction Haha, oh god, I was seriously thinking the same thing. Fucking love that song.

[aurarus]

Your commentary never gets old

[Izzetmaster]

YES! RACE IS OVER!

[goodboy196]

LOL done like dinner XD

[trazac]

I always enjoy this crazy weird future racing games. They're crazy entertaining for some reason. Maybe it's because they're so gimmicky.

[mattcarlover]

This kind of reminds me of the game S.T.U.N. Runner, but of course extremely faster.

[azuritereaction]

@mattcarlover oh god, i remember playing that in arcades

[mattcarlover]

@azuritereaction Haha, it's a fun game. xD

[RelentlessShooter]

jesus fuck that is fucking fast!

[kidsniper6913]

I eant more syobin

[LanceDirk]

Jesus Christ this game is impossibly fast.

[beastabuelos]

this reminds me of this game i played on a ps2 demo disc. some game with futuristic motorcycles that raced on tracks that looked like beams of light and had these warp boost pads

[RzRw1re]

LOLOLOL. 4:18

FUCKING GOING FAST, OH SHIT, YES, BOOST, YES! RACE IS OVER, I HAVE CRASHED!

[mrsuperduck]

Have you played the ones that are in the big Rollercoaster simulator type things?

[azuritereaction]

@mrsuperduck i'm not sure, i dont think i have

[pinkaholic30]

ahhh now I wanna find this game!!

and you are waaay funnier than cr1tikal and you put videos out much more often I'm so freaking glad I found this channel :D

[azuritereaction]

@pinkaholic30 well thanks! :)

[ZeroFollower0]

why didnt you time travel O.o. at that speed damn. F-Zero aint got nothing on this.

[FretsonFireMuse]

Speed fweak. Now that's fucking pwoper

[blacklightgamer97]

where can I get this game I can't find it anywhere in the internet

[mpt111]

Going at about 1000 Mach Speed is 660,000 MPH

[FalconKPD]

That looks so bad ass. Is it still available?

[FalconKPD]

That looks so badass. Is it still available?

[supsoko]

An epic 500 Mph plus crash... Orgasmic fireball..

[VikutaaChyaaruzu]

I remember playing a project demo on the PlayStation. It was named "Project Wormhole", and it was available in monthly installments for a while only to PlayStation Underground subscribers.

I have Part 3 from Christmas 1998.

[Kirbyatic]

looks like the tunnel parts in F-Zero games

[blockjok]

i subscribed for rockband, but i love the funny shit like this and facade even more!

p.s. yes, this is Blockjok09 on justin T.V. :)

Keep it up!

[gmodGUY25]

reminds  me of the catacombs level in Jak 3

[TechieRefugee]

@gmodGUY25 Exactly what I thought. Except you don't go all splodey-splode whenever you run into something.

[RhysPheonix]

Holy shit, I remember this, this used to be my favorite arcade game to play, even though you crashed literally into every-fucking-thing!

[JakAttack12345]

So, I guess you could say you're a....

...SPEED RACER?!?!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha...ha...h­a...ha...

...I'll go slap myself for that comment...

[MrColtrainJones]

I play this game at my arcade

[donkay2006]

i love racing games...and this looks awesome...too bad i suck giant blue fluffy balls at racing games

[mrbutterton]

i love how you always have to reassure people that your not gay yet you make so many gay euphemisms haha

[Mckorgan29]

Just play f-zero!

[azuritereaction]

@Mckorgan29 this is way faster than f-zero, and i played the arcade version of that too haha

[kaylaoverdrive2]

this game is pretty damn similar to xgra when i look at it

[Mattieee0wnz]

This game could cause seizures damn

[Nragemachine]

Wow it does feel like I'm going fast just watching it...

[thisisntmyaccount21]

holy shit thats ridiculous. even on youtube i could tell how fast it is. at some parts it looked like it was going backwards because of the speed

[Dan4157]

I disagree Dez, the humor in this was really good :P

[Kochokoi]

Sooo, I think I love you. xD

[Amybot2]

holy crap dude you went fast really and my friend became a fan of yours I typed friend FAIL!

[Adiopulse]

Just played it and it really is INSANELY FAST NO JOKE.

[pruane2isgod]

lololololol "I've just broken every single bone in every single human beings body within a 500 mile radius with that shockwave"

[webduelist]

you remind me of speed racer

[Sailorjeff0]

Whoa, That game is quick.

[steve030303]

I remember way back when I subcribed to this channel for the drum vids...... good ol' days

[azuritereaction]

@steve030303 there are still drum videos coming, haha. It just takes around 20 hours of work to make one now, instead of about 1 hour like before, because i have to make the music, chart, and video all myself, from scratch, not just the video itself.

[RandomPinoy09]

The whole point of this gameL

Don't get blown away.

:D

[TeamXero2Hero]

This really reminds me of Extreme G racing on n64. Ever play it azurite?

[MysticKirby64]

"you can still survive, you can still stay alive, you can still thrive, you can still have a wife, you can still have a life, you can make it, you can bake it, and when you're done you can take it to the fuckin bread store and you can shake it all around, you can do the hokey-pokey and that's what the fuck it's all about."

[QuiksilveRXx24]

just a broken arm? lmfao

[FireBoom1]

O-O PLAY THIS ON THE LIVE STREAM THIS SATERDAY! (or sunday)

[skedar120]

This pretty much looks like F-Zero for the pc to me. Still looks fun though.

[ralawar7]

"I just rammed that guy in the ass"

[readme60]

I shall play this game while I'm high.

[xDrxRalphx]

"as you can see there, my heat there is just a bit high, im actually on the last level of heat, if i hit anything else im pretty much done but....we dont listen to that shit WE TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING LIMIT YEAHHHHHH TAKE IT FUCKING DOWN!"

[kman060]

I lol'd



[xGCxn00b]

Haha... speeds up, crashing into the wall, the race is over... after 5 seconds...

:D

[nunovanhalen023]

eat it, sonic

[SplinterFTW]

@theweirdo007 let it render, wtf

[StandardToaster42]

BALL-istics. Awesome!

[macelol]

holy. shit.

[PrivateBlade1]

Nothing but likes from me haha

[xKluuzx]

Just watching this makes me fucking dizzy..

[RandomlyMaximum]

dude i love you

[swordisprostick]

If I ever make a game, and there is a need for a name for the different difficulties, I shall name the top difficulty fucking holy shit mode.

[caliusblack]

Seriously, I love your comments xD

[sonichomeboy90]

what the hell, on the bottom of the video, i see an ad that says "Meet Chubby Gay Guys In Your Area"

[azuritereaction]

@sonichomeboy90 ahaha what

[xGCxn00b]

@azuritereaction i love you azurite... you just play the game, talk shit in the meantime and i'm almost pissing myself because of laughing...

Hope you'll do more videos, especially of this game... As a spectator you cant even see whats happening...

[azuritereaction]

@xGCxn00b this'll probably be my only video of this game, because there's not really much else to show for it except more races, haha

[xGCxn00b]

@azuritereaction Hehe, yeah... the Gameplay itself would be boring with time, but with you talking stuff in the meantime it still would be quite entertaining.

[creedrulz6000]

@sonichomeboy90 the ads are based on what sites you've been on lmao

[theweirdo007]

luvin the 240p man....... >_>

[azuritereaction]

@theweirdo007 right above the video: "This video is still being processed. Video quality may improve once processing is complete. "

i shot this at 1280 x 720, the video file was almost a gig lol, so it's taking a bit to process

[trackrunner1708]

i remember this game

[nathan775]

I like this, seems like it could mess with your eyes :D

[RunningRiotX]

9/11 inside job

[Angrywater1000]

0 likes + 0 dislikes = white bar? :o

[thatguyfromaylmer]

I remember playing this at the arcade in Canada's Wonderland!

[Azuritesmyidol]

This game looks so cool

[videoman223]

DAMN NIGGA THATS FAST!