Jackie Mason Vlog 29 "Hilton & Lohan: Oh The Insanity"

[yescandles]

Not to mention that people from this day and time will pay $150.00 for Denim only if it is worn out!

[clownface2]

Jackie, you are not so right. Because we can't be doing all these great things if every person you talk to is worried about paris or lindsay or nicole or j-ho or the rest of these idiots. The scum in government wants this... They want an idiotic populace that is easy to control. Sell us your idiot magazines and gossip TV so we can dumb ourselves and not worry about what you (the politicians) do or about what you've haven't done (like fixing the infrastructure, education, technology)!

[clownface2]

Something has to happen soon, a new political party?, a new candidate?, i don't know. You ARE correct about the people dumbed up by two retarded drunk little girls. But in reality, what has this country done in the last 40 years? We have not sent one new probe to the moon. The internal combustion engine, invented almost 100 years ago, still powers our cars, with gasoline, a FOSSIL fuel. Germany was testing rockets in 1944. This is the technology of today.

[kimmijo]

you're so right, Jackie...it's all so

ridiculous!

[scareykatt]

BRAVO!!

BRAVO!!

excellant all the way!

[neothomist1275]

"Only a retarded society thinks these events are important."

[RAQDES]

Absolutely brilliant,savage lol.

[zachzacha]

I guess that proves it, and how poignantly - you really do have nothing original to say. Will you throw this back on me as well? Just remember I offered to have an intelligent and reasoned discussion with you. Alright, I'm through with this.

[zachzacha]

First of all, and there's no way you could have known this but I am a Jew and I find that offensive. Second, your ridiculous accusations and name-calling only hurt your credibility (not that posting on YouTube offers much). Third and finally, if you are ever interested in a reasoned, intelligent and adult discussion, I will be more than happy to oblige you.

[zachzacha]

I simply offered academic reports. Every academic report is, of course, up to skepticism. Almost nothing is able to be proved with certainty in this world - and even that "almost" is shaky. I fail to see from where you draw these bizarre conclusions about me; however, my offer still stands. I can provide academic reports on the alien thing if you'd like. But any sensible person must see that global warming and the idea that islamofascist never killed anybody are two very different ideas.

[zachzacha]

Do you seriously want academic reports on this phenomenon? Because that I can provide you with. However, I cannot "personally [go] and [visit] those aliens in their far-off galaxy" as previously requested. Well?

[zachzacha]

Alright, I tried. If you want to inform others about the reasons and logic behind your point of view with sources to back up what you say, I'm here to listen. That is, if having an intelligent conversation is really what you're after. Until then, I don't have time for this.

[zachzacha]

The discourse will not become more reasoned than it is with you averting my questions. Answer me honestly - if I actually provide you with researched information on Coulter and aliens, will you provide me with the same on Gore and global warming?

[zachzacha]

Neither Ann Coulter nor space aliens are under discussion here. You once lamented to me the partisan discourse of liberals, yet the broad generalizations you make and tactics of mocking and name-calling you utilize bring you more in line with them than the logical and reasoned discourse you claim to yearn for. All I ask for is a researched source of information on a) Al Gore's partisanship, and b) the untruth of global warming. I honestly want to judge both sides fairly. Please help me out.

[zachzacha]

1) Please read his book before deciding that he is partisan; 2) Please link me to a logical and factual rebuttal to his arguments for global warming so that I might judge both sides fairly.

[zachzacha]

Oh, I see now. You take global warming to be an invention. Probably without a serious consideration of the scientific evidence as well. No point in listening to Al Gore + Al Gore talks a lot about global warming = Al Gore invents global warming + no point in listening to his arguments. In any case, please link me to a logical rebuttal of An Inconvenient Truth and I will gladly consider your side.

[zachzacha]

Actually I meant the one by Al Bore. If you need some encouragement, it's refreshingly non-partisan.

[zachzacha]

you should read the book too. if for no other reason than to "know your enemies," or at least become more informed.

[Anna4Israel]

Once again, Jackie goes for the jugular.

Love it....it's actually refreshing to see and hear someone telling the truth and not sugar-coating the garbage that is being flung at us day in, day out by the media.  They end up chewing you up and spitting you out anyways. Wake up people.

[rstandmartin]

Wonderful to be sharing the planet with this little guy with big views

[goPistons06]

What pisses me off is that a video like this, which deals with the major flaws of the mass media and a country's pathetic interest to which they have succumbed to, has less views than the other videos which promote the exploits of celebrities.

[teddi5]

Every Chihuahua needs a Paris......HaHah!

[MorphingCaesar]

You are SOOOOOO right! Funny but true!

Because of this, people will not know about anything other in the world, try to see the featured video on YT "Americans are NOT stupid" and see what it means!

[thiagorhein]

hahaha You talk to much!!!!How it´s possible???

hahaha

Just great!!

[brooklyneze]

'Do yourself a favor, Wake up to your mind Life is what you make it You see, but still you're blind 'Get yourself together, Give before you take You'll find out the hard way, Soon you're gonna break.... Hey hey hey ..' Life IS what you make it. WHAT are we making?

[brooklyneze]

By the way, Jackie, love the Blood Sweat and Tears song. Very appropriate. Who knew you were such a hip dude?

[jokernalyd]

You were right to correct yourself on the use of the word "retard", but you used it, again, at the end of the video. "Stupid" is a better word because the word "retard" is used as an insult, which in turn insults people who perceive the world differently than others. I still laughed almost hysterically at the string of comments on Paris Hilton's crying. I am glad I found you on YouTube. Your brain is so quick and agile. Great stuff!

[vancouverbman]

you the man jackie,...now breathe yer scaring me....

[labritz]

right on.

[harryogre]

Ah, you broke my heart. You took off the Dick Dale intro.

Love your videos!

Keep it up!

[enseign]

Jackie, have a couple of your staff go do some unbiased research. Global warming is a farce.

[TheUltimateJew]

to enseign: see jackie's piece on al gore he agrees with you

[enseign]

Ah, sorry I didn't pick up on the sarcasm. Have a great weekend. Laterz.

[ladypn]

It IS ludicrous, the focus the American media gives this tripe. They should be ashamed. Responsible news/journalism doesn't exist in the US.

[the2nurses]

Jackie, you are my rabbi.

[brooklyneze]

Well Jackie, we have the media to thank for this. This is why the only intelligent news I really enjoy watching is the BBC where you can actually get the world news, without all the nonsense. It is so refreshing compared to all this drek we are constantly subjected to here.

[mikeicannevaro]

I'm sorry to inform you but the BBC is just as ignorant and self obsessed with their own image that the news reader becomes the focal point of their broadcasts. They don't read the news but put their own sping on it. Believe me I live in England and over the past 10 years the spin doctoring that has gone on in favour of the ruling party is unbelievable, they are a public broadcaster and should be independant of any political party or organisation.

[brooklyneze]

To mikeicannevaro:

That is disappointing to hear. I'm sure you know more about it than I do. Still, the BBC gives you world news we don't get here and my general impression is that it feels a bit more grown up. Thanks for the feedback. I agree with what you say about the true purpose of journalism.

[ALTHEPICT]

Yes I agree the. As a fellow Brit I know them quite well. They gave it the anti Serb spin during the Balkan conflict. They are a big arrogant corporation.

[frankiedi]

Thanks

[Earthgem]

I like your new opening but I like your other opening better...you want to keep it short and get to the video content as soon as possible...usually 3 minutes at most, on the whole. But I enjoy most of your videos and comedy...keep up the great videos!

[zachzacha]

you ought to read Al Gore's new book, The Assault on Reason. Sheds some light on these things.

[ryanmonster]

Sheer brilliance Jakie

[blath]

aye, unfortunatly the country is addicted to sensationalism.

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

amen...this man is fantastic...you should be the President of America...but I think Colonial-americans are too asleep to notes anything...

[brooklyneze]

To RuiFranciscoVieira:

Right you are on that one. Americans are asleep at the wheel while soemone else drives the bus, and the media is one way the American psyche is manipulated into distraction while evil spins madly on. It is the dumbing down and numbing down of America. Pretty scary.

[RuiFranciscoVieira]

I am aware of that :)

[sh8oony]

jackie is the uncle of this teacher in my school

[ruroremy]

Yup, the news these days suck.

They are so busy with the celebs, that when it comes to news, we are back in the dark ages: we know nothing.

[cerdo24]

why is the camera always so far back? Have you never heard of a close up?

[blackaristo]

Iraq, Hamas and the fall of their coalition government, Iran and its growing Nuclear program, the blood lust of Dafur, yes, these are still in the papaer. what has happened however, is that the celebrity grist mill is a served up as a distraction to all the more weighty issues dominating the globe and newscasts. It makes money. Still, the law is the law, and they are not exempt from it. What you said was funny though!

[katalina2007]

I LOVE YOU, JACKIE! You are a "voice of reason" in these crazy times!

[simelzer]

You're right again, however isn't this our new type of entertainment, tabloid media, superficial fluff taking us away from the tragic reality of war & terrorism. Just like the movies did durng WWII.

[Fringe111]

I love you, you knew my dad years ago

[vancouverbman]

who would that be?....Fringe111 senior...