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  • Just saw CT's show at the Luxor. It was great! Everyone should give him a chance.

  • Maybe if he'd get red of that Ronald McDonald hair and makeup! Uggh! He can be very funny but his face is painted almost as bad as Michael Jackson. He's obviously worked out since I last saw him, so why doesn't he just go with short red hair and less makeup. He'd look normal and wouldn't have to change his name. His hair would still be red, just not identifiable with a Happy Meal!

  • He's still fucking Carrot Top.

  • He may not be that funny, but he has strong character. That would hurt to hear that stuff, he handled it really well.

  • why the fuck would this retard jamie kennedy tell him this? every performer gets bad reviews, if they're smart they don't read it. CT has achived 100times what that irritating cockroach has

  • jamie kennedy only made this because he is a failure himself

  • @wdsa8d lol i agree

  • @MrUSAJAY The correct term is "couldn't care less"

  • Carrot top rocks! Been a fan of his since the start

  • i love chairman of the board!!!!!!!! fuck!!!!! scott is cool i would party with him

  • is that a wig?

  • I don't really like Carrot, but who the fuck is Jamie Kennedy?

  • I dig his treasure chest, and I dont mean that in a sexual way. I would never tell him cuz he might take it the wrong way and kick my freakin ass. carrot top on roids scares the shit outta me...its like watching ronald mcdonald smoke PCP....but mad props to the carrot...he conquered the world and can take a punch like a man....carrot top for president!

  • I honestly love Carrot Top's standup, he's really funny in my opinion. He's way funnier than most comedians out there... I really wish I got to see him live! He's really underrated. His props crack me up; he's a truly creative guy. He's an older guy that could so get it from me lol... I used to have a huge crush on him back then and nearly fainted when I saw the first pics of him all musclily. Keep doing you Carrot Top, you're still a funny mofo; always have me cracking up.

  • Did he get plastic surgery or what ???

  • Carrot looks so cute here......I had to say that

  • I mean, c'mon -- if you gotta shit on a comic, shit all over one that REALLY SUX! ...like Gallagher, or Cathy Griffin, or *shudder* Dane Cook.

  • The only time that I thought teasing Carrot Top was funny was when Norm MacDonald was on Conan.

  • i miss Bill Hicks

  • Given the amount of crap he seems to get and yet how astoundingly nice and genuine he is to talk to, he's awesome...I'm deliberately going to the states just to meet him.

  • when I was young I thought that life was so wonderful~!

  • People hate on Carrot Top but he seems like a really nice guy.

  • aww poor guy just want to give him a hug. Although with guns those size he might kill me if he hugged back.

  • the dude is filled with synthol im surprised he doesnt swish when he walks. he ain't buff lol.

  • he's a ginger! obviously no one is going to like him at all...

  • 90% of people who insult the carrot wouldn't do so one on one to his face.

  • Carrot Top is an extremely popular comic....in Vegas or on the road, despite so many negative reviews. Proof positive that the critics don't always have their pulse on the public pulse. I think he's hilarious....and he raises lots of money each year for children's hospitals!

  • Jamie Kennedy is a failure of a douche thats about as bad as it gets

  • Lol "The annoying Carrot Top." 

  • Carrot Top is the comedian most likely to fuck you up in a barfight IMO.

  • @IDCFFSGTFO

    He is also probably the comedian least likely to get in to a barfight. A guy having muscle does not mean

    A] that they are able to fight and

    B] even if they are that they want to get in to a fight.

  • Jamie Kennedy is quite an arrogant young man. You can see he is enjoying reading that bad review to Carrot Top.

  • holy shit his arms look fake! loooool

  • Wanna know the answer to why Carrot Top has been singled out as the common butt of jokes? It's simple. It's his name. Regardless of his talent and his personality, the name alone is the perfect punchline to that form of joke. Nothing against the guy, but think about it. "You know who would be a better President then Bush? Carrot Top." It's all in the name. "You know who would be a better president then Bush? Dane Cook." That's not funny. Carrot Top we know and it works.

  • Just saw Carrot Top's show last weekend and it was hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing. Plus he is a super nice guy, get off his back and let him do his job, he is very creative and talented in comedy.

  • I just saw this movie and it was really great! I love Jamie Kennedy! It was really interesting to see into the world of comedy from that angle.

  • ....wtf chairman of the board WAS terrible.....why do people defend it

  • im glad people cant break carrot top.

  • carrot top is awesome and i wouldnt say anything bad about him cuz he can beat the $#!% out of like anyone

  • jamie is garbage! no talent faggot. i feel sorry for jennifer luv

  • i love that carlin shirt

  • You can never please everybody, there is always gonna be that one guy that fucking hates your guts. True that.

  • Spaghetti

  • Carrot Top is a funny and great comedian and HECKLERS suck my ass

  • Wow carrot top actually looks somewhat buff and WAY different then he did back then

  • fuck em if they cant take a joke, you rule carrot top!

  • carrot top=total fag

  • @TheManolakis carrot top = more money than you, gets more pussy, and more overall happiness.

  • Does Jamie Kennedy kick puppies, too?

  • he creeps me out

  • He owns las vegas

  • I like Carrot Top's hair.

  • everbody hate´s carrot top cuz is not using his head. thats why, and when he is NOT using his head he is not going to be funny, ever

  • why jamie kennedy picking on carrot top

  • i love carrot top, i always thought he is hotttty

  • hes gay.

    are you a guy?

  • maaaannn... how could I ever hate carrot top after seeing this clip. Who the hell would tell him this shit, that hurts man....

  • carrot top has to put up with a lot of shit.. he's a good dude, and keeps up a smile, get off his case dudes!

  • jamie kennedy is a little bitch, carrot top would kill him

  • @tjreeseman jamie kennedy is that you? sounds like a comeBack Jamie wld say, "dumBass." And you still didnt define "success." Jamie didnt like australia cuz wen he came here, he told all the chicks he was Mark E Mark & still cldnt score a BlowjoB

  • carrot top seems so nice lol i thought he was going to be all roid rage on jamies ass and beat the shit out of him... lol but carrot top is crazy funny haha plus jamie in the movie kickin it old school sucked huge balls

  • Carrot Top's funnier and cooler than Jamie fuckin kennedy! Jamie is a fuckin looser!

  • weird that jamie has had more success then carrot top =P dumbass

  • Define success?? Fuckwit!

  • "hes just isnt a fan"

    lolz

    you rock carrot top

  • This jamie kennedy is a whining knob end!

  • and carrot top is a washed up steroid junkie

  • FEELINGS PEOPLE

    FEELINGS

  • i don't think Carrot Top is the best, but he's all right.

  • It is a critic's job to recommend good movies and smack down crappy ones. Thankfully, they are not required to censor their opinions for fear of hurting the feeling of the makers. ``Chairman of the Board" scored only 14% on Rotten Tomatoes with an average rating of 2.4/10, so it wasn't just that ``one guy" who didn't like it.

  • I don't see why people hate on him. His show is successful, so he must be making plenty of people laugh. And the biggest stars in Hollywood have had bad movies. You win some, you loose some. And he looks good, by the way. According to Wikipedia he's 44 yrs old. Wow! I thought he was way younger than that.

  • ha i liked chairman of the board

  • carrot top, we laugh cuz you wear eyeliner

    we laugh cuz your props are funny

    we laugh cuz you're on roids

  • Right.

    It's a classic case of AT you and not WITH you.

  • I think he sucks because he looks like a buff transgendered clown

  • I'm from Las Vegas and Carrot top has been doing his act at the Luxor casino for as long as i can remember.

    He always fills those sits. The hate towards him comes because he is successful.

    They got to fuck with him because of his looks and his prop jokes. I've seen prop comedians and they all suck. But he makes it work so he sticks with it.

    Now people want to hate him for trying to look buff. Why dont you tell Vin Diesel that he is a fake-ass, juice induced poser? What makes him so special?

  • am i the only one who finds him sexy??

  • Nope, and I can't decide whether or not to be embarrasses about admitting that.

  • But it's not just "1 guy" Carrot head, it's the whole fuckin world!

  • ok...i dont have a thing for carrot top...but he's lookin' GOOD! he's fn ripped! did you see his arms??!?!

  • yeah its weird

  • 'roids maan. Pretty much common knowledge.

  • Yea, because no one works out anymore.....

  • Carrot Top isn't even in my arena of comedic preference but he deserves credit for a number of things:

    1. Succeeding in arguably the hardest form of entertainment on the planet,

    2. Breaking what was a Cardinal Rule (NEVER USE PROPS) when he began his career, and making it work,

    3. Remaining what appears to be a humble and happy individual in spite of his polarized status. It is also noteworthy that he's done this as a performer primarily in a town (Vegas) that routinely eats people.

  • you forgot to mention careful hair maintenance

  • @rogerrodd Wow man, you really said it all. My respects.

  • @rogerrodd probably coz hes a different, hes a cool character and hes so real

  • WHAAAAAAAAA MY FEELINGS

  • Carrot Top looks like he has eye makeup on.

  • he is soooooo gay !!!!! im glad he is open about it and believes in himself!!!

    go ginger!!!!! lol

  • i thought he was funny as heck when i saw him! its all because of the way he looks i bet and cuz he does prop stand up and not regular stand up.

  • seems like a good guy, but i'm honestly surprised he still hasn't blown his brains out by now..

    i mean, why stay in the business if it gets you no respect? because there's good pay? just look at him, he looks miserable with his life in EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW.

    if the interviews don't say something, i don't know what does.

  • Jamie Kennedy gets on my nerves.

  • oh man 0:46 ... you see him die a little (actually A LOT) on the inside.... poor guy i really respect this guy.. hes so funny . fuck the haters :\

  • think he actually looks normal in this vid, though its a bit old now...

    .

  • i think he looks normal. i've had a number of ginger friends, and i gotta say that usually ginger people look a little different than the average person. dont know why (besides the obvious)

  • Dudex58 and Thresholds yall seriously need to get a room and suck each other's dicks.

  • I saw carrot top at the luxor about a month ago, his show is amazing. so all u haters can suck my dick

  • TOP NOTCH

  • I think Carrot Top gets a bad rap for no good reason. He gives to charity and honestly seems to be a nice guy. His plastic surgery was a mistake, being done too early in his life, but the stretched look of his face is now softening, and he's getting rather nice looking.

  • What's wrong with him? He looks awful.

  • he didn't choose to have that face, are you so into artificial or trivial things, u can't see past a persons looks, I think u and people like u r very shallow. And everyone who reads your comments show thumbs down and spam u. I like comedians like dave chappelle and son on but give this guy a chance.

  • All I said was "what's wrong with him? He looks awful" and you infer that I think he's ugly and that I think he's a horrible comic. The fact that you inferred this stuff indicates to me that you're the one who is actually concerned with "trivial" matters, like appearance, and it also indicates that you're an idiot, since I said nothing about his stand-up. People should spam you for being so pointlessly annoying.

  • u said what wrong with him, he looks awful? Who would not infer the same thing, but when it comes down to it, u shouldn't even ask about his his looks. Your still shallow for asking.

  • I meant he looks sick. You just immediately inferred "ugly," either because you think he's ugly or because you're so used to people calling him ugly after you confess to them how much you love him.

    I'm shallow for inquiring about someone who looks sick to me? Most people would say I'm concerned or curious, not shallow.

    Stop and think before you make stupid and hasty interpretations.

  • sorry but u let me infer when u didn't make your statement clear in its objective, it didn't sound like u were concerned. it sounded likew u were one of the people making fun of him. and then stating what every1 knows.

  • I can't be held responsible for your own personal inferences. They are your mistakes, and I gave you no reason to make them. All I said was, "What's wrong with him? He looks awful." This statement doesn't give you enough information to justifiably infer that I'm making fun of him, or that I'm not concerned. I'm not concerned, though. I'm just curious. He does look sick.

    We're done here. You can go on making yourself feel better by trying to justify the stupid assumptions you made. I don't care

  • What happened to his face?

  • i wonder that too, i think surgery, or aids.

  • carrot top is funny but hes on super roids lol. i dont know why.. hes not an athlete. he has no reason to be big.

  • do some more roids top

  • carrot top looked ok there, why the hell did he fuck up his face?

  • Don't think he did it intentionally.

    Kinda looks like the effects drugs have on you to be honest. :(

  • Carrot Top IS funny, OBVIOUSLY, because people do laugh when he performs.. but there are different types of funny, and his type just doesn't affect me as potently as, say, Zach Galifianakis or Tim and Eric.. And THEY'RE that way too, some people don't think they're funny- but they ARE to me.. So I don't think it's really very fair that Carrot Top gets criticized so much when he is actually legit and making people laugh.

  • I enjoyed chairman of the board haha

  • carrot top is honest to god funny. i don't understand why people don't laugh...his stuff is great. "actual comedy" is stuff that is funny. so he uses props to help illustrate a concept...so what?

    if anything it's funnier to see it than to hear a description...a true appreciation of comedy knows no bounds.  he is a funny guy, consistently delightful.

  • Glad you enjoy him. You're in the vast minority.

    I find his prop humor barely beyond the level of knock-knock jokes: maybe worth a momentary grin; nothing memorable. Five minutes of classic Carlin material easily smokes Carrot's entire career.

  • fmiller747 ---- HAHAHAHA, you loser, you are in the minority and it eats away at you, carrot top has plenty of fans, if he didnt then he wouldnt be in your radar so you can hate on him now would he?

  • What you call hating, I call expressing my opinion. That it is in the minority *of respondents here* bothers me not at all. Considering that you musically worship a gay street thug poseur who died of AIDS, I'd be worried if we agreed.

  • People come to this video and award you with a thumbs down for forcing the blatant truth down their throats. Carrot Top apologists: without them, this video wouldn't exist.

    A shame it does.

  • Nice one Carrot Top. Your charisma shines and shines. Jealousy makes me stronger too!

  • A bunch of people faking laughter because they wasted money on Carrot Top tickets isn't proving much. If your stomach hurts from laughing at the kind of material Carrot Top has to offer, then you aren't ready for actual comedy. Not even close.

  • but he;s making way more money then you....so stop hating

  • Wasn't aware money was the determinant factor in the greatness of a man.

    Oh, you're a materialistic idiot with no concept of art for the sake of it.

    Got it.

  • lol shut up..you're broke, carrot top is rich and successful...so stop hating.

  • Riskyshotz ---- Well then you must not live in a capitalist nation you goofy lost in wonderland fucker. Money is certainly the determining factor in this day and age. Look at the top selling movie/music artists, with out big corporations backing them they are shit, or else they are underground never heard on a radio station or played in theatres.

  • you have daddy issues?

  • why is he so fuckin buff wtf

  • what was jamie kennedy's point? he kinda came off as a douche in that interview. Carrot Top seems like a cool dude.

  • His point was 'how can you be the worst reviewed n hated comedian and not let it effect you while still working hard and being successful'

  • Neither one of them is very funny.Carrot Top should have read Jamie the reviews for The Son of the Mask.

  • Carrot top is tight as a persons he seems itelligent and somewhat sincere so all you haters ( i used to be before i heard him in an interview totally nice guy) Fuck Off

  • That makes him funny how?

  • the guys wearing makeup

  • 4 days after the funeral of Bill Hicks, Carrot Top got the comedy award! Bill Hicks' own words couldn't have been more true:

    "We live in the oposite universe where goodness is killed, but mediocrity thrives and proliferates!"

  • Booyaka Shaa

  • I like hot hot heat.

  • Just because you dislike him doesn't mean everybody does...If that's your personal opinion I don't see why you need to be so rude while making other aknowledge your views...By the way. Argueing on the internet is like the special olympics...Even if you do win. Your still fucking retarded.

  • I couldn't find this quote on the millions of other message boards to recite it ad verbatim. Thank you for adding to the millions.

  • that is the scariest looking carrot I have ever scene.

    I never knew carrots could have curly red hair, and get juiced on roids.

    the times are scary my friends.

  • "everyone has feelings" hahaha i think im gonna be sick after seeing him for so long

  • don't watch him then funny kid

  • fuck em all carrot top, you rule man.

  • fuck that carrot top sucks

  • He's wearing a George Carlin shirt LMAO.

  • yo did carot top turn emo or sumthin, cause it look like o boy plucked his eye brows and got eye liner on

  • he does, he also did steroids and got crazy pumped.

  • carrot top seems like a real ass dude.

  • I think American culture has just adopted the idea that you're 'supposed' to hate Carrot Top.  It's become part of being an American, like baseball, apple pie and claiming you never listened to Vanilla Ice.

  • rubs nipples** ice, ice, baby

    that just happened

  • good call...I agree...lets bring back the bomb...it work for Hiroshima

  • this guy can't be the same carrot top. I wanna see a dna test result.

  • I saw Carrot Top on the weekend at the Luxor in Las Vegas and he was damn hilarious. And surprisingly, despite the plastic surgery, make-up and beefcake bod, this guy has sex appeal!

  • old and desperate is no way to go thru life.

  • look how buff he is, and with his face it looks like he takes growth horomones

  • I've never heard Carrot Top, but shit, it probably is humiliating.

  • This is my new favorite film!

    I love Craig Ferguson's response and mick martin is in it yay

  • Yo Carrot Top could be Liono when they make the Thundercats movie.

  • tru dat

  • holy fuck that is the truest thing ive ever heard on the internet lmao

  • and someone tell that uwe bowl dude that i said his movies suck and and he hits like a chick

  • i watched this movie and almost felt bad for talking shit about ppl online.... almost

  • so that means you have 98 years of film...that you beat..that this guy says your the worse out of

    Carrot Top: "I guess he just isn't a fan"

    LOL Carrot Top is the man

  • lol yea, that was funny.

  • Chris Rock once said that comedians shouldn't be in that good shape, because there's nothing funny about it. If you want to be funny, you should have a pretty average to below average build.

    Carrot Top does 'roids and looks like he injects synthol into his arms.

    Yeah, I think Rock was pretty much spot on.

  • haha well i would think twice about heckling a guy who looks like a body builder than heckling some fat boy in a hawaiin t-shirt. lol

  • it's funny because jamie kennedy's career is in the toilet, and carrot top still sells out shows

  • i think he looks stupid, but his act is acually really funny... i was suprised when i saw his comedy act cuz it was hilarious

  • does he want to look like a clown .... cuz he succeed

  • cut the damn hair. thats your problem.

  • Isnt that abuse coming from the guy who starred in Son of the Mask?

  • How odd it is that people are commenting and making fun of him and in the video it was stated how made fun of he is. Jesus Christ, the movie was made because Jamie Kennedy was depressed from this kinda shit. I'm sure half of you faggots are fat as hell, have a face full of acne, and live in their parents basement. Don't make fun of others' appearences you dicks. That's got nothing to do with the person.

    Grow up.

  • thank you ! these people hate on them, yet they still continue to make people laugh, and make money

  • it's just cuz he looks fucked up......like a female body biulder

  • his problem is he looks like a fucking faggot

  • thats fucked up i thought the joker actor was dead