Man Stroke Woman - Indecent Proposal

[saturnrings123]

ahahahahah!!! every guy should do this. greatest troll.

[kingcobralive]

this is literary "Man Stroke Woman"

[kingcobralive]

this is literary "Man Stroke Woman"

[Realmasterorder]

Just be knowing whats going to happen her nipples got hard before he touched em !

[mcflyloveme]

At first I was like, Why the fuck am I watching this? And then I was like - Lollll

[miouth150]

haha smart dude

[FGacal]

Fuck how did i end up watching this :|

[necroturky]

I lol'ed so hard!

[fuckinwok]

2:10 WR MY SELF WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHA!!! I swear ima try that! Haaaa!

[Nikahtastic]

@1:41

[asgeirel]

My God, this is so fecking funny, i have to try that one :c)

[MrDanBerberich]

Hahaha. Hilarity.

[rajivk91]

His face at 1.41. Hysterical.

[qwertyuiop22ful]

NICK FROST!!

[disheshekid]

shes hot this is her friend

[firulais72]

ohhhhhhhhhh k  puta la loka me gusta oh sii

[dawsonguy1234567890]

hot fuzz

[SohJinh]

Sorry, but this sketch is a shameless rip off of a short film called 'white bits'.

[bobthemarley1]

i'm really having a hard time trying to understand that accent...o.0

[conpocotelomontas]

ZOMBIES PARTY GUY AT THE END XD

[Davidtinay]

is that Lady Gaga?

[spizz101]

haha hilarious! i need to try that

[3rdsnowleopard]

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[oboeramen]

what's a quid?

[3rdsnowleopard]

@oboeramen You know how you call dollars bucks? Well, the British slang term for pounds is quid.

[alexandr1us]

I hate british accent

[sacredgeometry]

@alexandr1us There is no such thing as a British "accent" (singular). I hate your inability ... write properly. :P

[newcomer9747]

"i'd love to torch them"

[mrwhispers]

... THAT IS FUCKING EXCELLENT! ...

[GuitarMasterGraeme]

Stink one hahahaha

[WALLE9000]

iyutan na



[slurm420]

"i'm sorry it's no use i have to touch the other one now" classic on your feet thinking

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

it would be funny if at 1:42 hes like its no use now i have to fuck you. and then it turns into a porno

[alexhart1986]

Wow she's fine.

[Daethsoul767]

i heard this joke a while a go.... but i never seen anybody act it out lol

[billschoe43]

If you do that in America, you'll a black eye!!!!!

[Haizum74]

@billschoe43 Yeh is that cos they are all bigger?

[Europeangirl1]

i would say FUCK OFF TO THIS GUYYYYY! haha

[megster246]

her boobs are huge

[IROCKID]

Fuck, I love those hard nipples...!!

[wonderdogger]

Dark UK sketch comedy with a hint of mint. This is our first video and we'd love to know what you think. If you like it please rate, comment, subscribe!

[longsolid9]

Is that the guy from shaun of the dead?

[billschoe43]

@longsolid9 Nope!!!!

[hohohee1]

this should be the INTRO to a Porn Movie !!!

[marshalparshal]

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

...

God says: "So she would love you."!!

[PabloPena108]

@marshalparshal God says to man : "I give you WOMAN! An elegant, charming, beautiful, sexy sophisticated companion that will fulfill all of your wildest dreams be they domestic, sexual, worldly a delight in every respect".

Man : "Wow, that sounds great. What will that cost me?"

God : "An arm and a leg"

Man : "Oooh. What do I get for a rib?"

[furrytomatoes]

having trouble posting comments with firefox so had to switch to ie

have a look at this

thesmalls. com/members/the-smalls/films/a­-cheeky-20-by-chris-fallen.go

very similar.........

[furrytomatoes]

test

[allenellallenella]

I wonder how many takes was there for the grope scene

[Richyhello]

Lol I didn't expect that haha, very clever.

[airhoppz]

rip off from the white bits video from like '05.

[capella1234]

I've never lol'd so much then at man stroke woman.

[Plzfuckmeharderbabe]

It would be better if she took off her shirt

[furb393]

i heard that joke like 30years ago

[Sospiro1209]

i dont understand wtf he said in the punchline.....fail

[zapproowsdower]

@Sospiro1209 "Did he bring that 200 pound he owes me?"

It implies that the visitor groped up the hubbie as well but didn't pay up front =)

[dan7564]

@zapproowsdower No I think it implies that the money was actually her husbands anyway and she got groped for nothing.

[zapproowsdower]

@dan7564 i don't know, the money was paid to her ... if she had pocketed it before he came downstairs, or if she just said "no this is for something else", then it wouldn't be for nothing.

but since she had the money out in her hands when it ended, maybe you're right.

[Baldnesz]

She should be grateful for any attention she gets.

[kissmynipplesass]

boring....shez not looking sexy evn braless.....i look more sexy wd a bra!!!!

[menotsosure]

@kissmynipplesass Prove it!?

[FEAR709]

@menotsosure nipples are showing

[martinharder]

@menotsosure Well either that or she's hiding M&Ms down her top.

[keitaru]

COPIED.....

[Mastermind8908]

It wasnt even her 200. hahahaha!

[nastynayf]

Wonder how many retakes this took?

"Oh sorry I've forgotten my lines. Again."

[billyasik]

A hundred quid ??? What is a "quid" ?

[keitaru]

@billyasik Pound duh...

[billyasik]

@keitaru :

Oh sorry, when i wrote that comment i was in the beginning of the Video, i didn't catch that, sorry,

[peri2502]

@billyasik just like Americans call a dollar a "buck" sometimes, in the UK a pound is called a "quid" occasionally.

[R4vencore]

This is an old one but never gets old xD

[slitheen]

Just what is it with Dasiy Haggard? You look at her and think she's not pretty. But then you realise you want to tear her a brand new arsehole.....there's just something incredibly attractive about her and for the life of me I can't explain what. (no....it's not just the incredible tits....though they are perfect in every sense of the word)

[MillymollysX]

LOL

[MegaHotClips]

Absolutely Fanatastic Breasts!

[skatewad]

HA! ending ftw

[f1fanforever]

wtf...I would like to know who are the 10 dumbfucks who didn't like this...

[Iambenjoz]

Nip on.

[Iambenjoz]

That dude is so clever.

[Thgrt0]

Yeh, no me and kelly went there, I couldnt believe how packed it wa.....sorry Im gonna have to touch the oher one now

[darkflameq]

ooooh yeah, that's, that's quality.

[eyersy02]

haha that was funny as

[Strawaberry1257]

hehe eww why isnt she wearing a bra? hahaha his face is soo funny at the second time

[refuckulate420]

@Strawaberry1257

She wants to let them free. Nothing wrong with that!

[sdtwilightlover]

SHE HAS NO FREAKIN BRA ON,

[killa4380]

@sdtwilightlover the problem is?

[ViolentRunning]

@sdtwilightlover Glorious innit;)

[keltoid777]

@sdtwilightlover now im staring!!!

[crazy6omen]

what does the dude say at the end ?

[GreenAndNig]

@crazy6omen

did he bring that 200 pounds he owed me.

[jjoe90]

his face at 1.45 is classic

[Gellis2009]

the mans a genius i will have to try this one.

[fifimsp]

That's great.



[bubbah12345]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa oh my damn thats funny

[ashleebuz]

ahahahhha. i was like "this is feral" but then the end was hilarioussssssssssss

[kingfg15]

that was awesome... smart man

[Obediah17]

lol davidspates has done one exactly like this not sure who did it first but both are awesome.

[tristanoutlaw86]

she is so hot imagine getting to fuck her every night and i love Nick but i don't think he could get her, even if he is funny!

[KnightGwen]

HAHAHAHAHA

[XclusiveLee101]

That girl has huge teeth and he looks like a fag with big ears. My god.

[rflooker]

she could always say "nope!"

[gorillaaaaaaaz]

thats hilarious

[homieGzombii]

Hey! Simons the guy from Shaun of the Dead!

[bawad]

PWND!

[inayeah]

he has got such a great accent, where does he come from what do you think?

[vampz247]

@inayeah england or london prob

[mohnlgabber]

What's that guy saying at the end cant understand the accent

[pyroqwerty]

@mohnlgabber "Did he bring me that £200 he owes me?"

[mohnlgabber]

@pyroqwerty oh hahaha pwned

[hornet1blue]

two hundred quid i'd let him grope my breasts:)

[brucemoham]

he is a shy guy

[proferic]

Who's the actress?

[munky142]

@proferic Daisy Haggard

[iwan0t0smith]

Anybody else think the guy looks like Barry Chuckle

[shortsandsheep]

@iwan0t0smith Ohhh yes.

[roockoo]

@iwan0t0smith his the guy from Hot Fuzz and Shawn of the Dead

[XcaliburGreen]

xD lol

[HAMMERS2189]

i love this

[jpinsac]

that was great

[DirectorCM]

Lol Was Very Excited To See Nick Frost At The End.

Funny Stuff.

[bigrealvids]

yooooooooooo im soooo gunna try that

[GilesHellier]

the look at 1:44. DAMN funny.

[junmengo]

thats a well known joke

and its an old one

[torifreak50]

I see what he did there.

He took advantage of him owing money to feel her up.

I should do that next time I owe money

[SANDLotfan112]

I rose to the occasion

[starguard]

Thanks. :lol:

[starguard]

What did her huaband say in the end? I couldn't understand him!

[chainsaw745]

"did he bring that 200 pound he owes me?

[vampz247]

@chainsaw745 ha! thts funny . . .

[asharibasha]

HAhahahahahahaha! very funny!very good! lucky c**nt!

[jsimone1320]

i got to try that lol

[HORAiSE]

she's so gorgeus!

[iSkatePod]

l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l

[FreeInquisition]

She has VERY nice looking breasts. Damn he must have loved filming that.

[fibbsabaddy]

imagine trying to sell that sketch to her. Garunteed a male thought that one up....and why the hell not

[chuock]

@FreeInquisition yes she does

[theredone09]

to bad he looks like such a creep

[theredone09]

lmao so much

[vampz247]

hahaha i wish someone would feel my boobs like tht lol :D

[ricerboy100]

=^_^= hehehehehhehe =^_^=

[fandaal]

@vampz247 i would like to do that))

[vampz247]

@fandaal i wud TTLY want u to do it ^_^

[TomokiMiyoshi]

@vampz247 I bet you're a guy

[vampz247]

@TomokiMiyoshi i am NOT a guy so dnt get pissy with me puta. >:(

[SANDLotfan112]

@vampz247 i will

[9828342154]

@vampz247 give me ur address i ll grab ur boobs

[vampz247]

@9828342154 lol stalker xD

[vampz247]

@SANDLotfan112 go for it :))

[ag007700]

@vampz247

*puts hand up*

[vampz247]

@ag007700 *sits and waits patiently* take as long as u want

[ag007700]

haha ok but first i gotta get your husband to lend me 200 bucks, honey ;)

[vampz247]

@ag007700 im not married ;))

[ag007700]

=D ;)

[vampz247]

@ag007700 well then if ur done chatting id like you to go for it now ;))

[ag007700]

@vampz247

:O *plays with them for a few minutes*

damn theyre NICE xD

[vampz247]

@ag007700 thank you they like you too =DD

[ralphthylo]

@vampz247 Where do I send in an application? :P

[vampz247]

@ralphthylo no application its free lol and u can grope as long as u want =DD

[ralphthylo]

@vampz247 Pinch me I'm dreaming! XD

[vampz247]

@ralphthylo nope ur not :)) go for it!!! and try not to squeeze too hard i know they're irrisistable ;)))

[ralphthylo]

@vampz247 Can both my girlfriend and I try them out? ^^

[vampz247]

@ralphthylo ya sure i dnt mind =D

[ralphthylo]

@vampz247 Awesome, where do you live then?

[kooksmoker1615]

@ralphthylo rapist!!!!!!

[ralphthylo]

@kooksmoker1615 Lol XD

[vampz247]

@kooksmoker1615 xDD

[vampz247]

@ralphthylo i cnt tell u tht xD although id love u and ur girl friend to feel my boobs :))

[gtw94]

@vampz247 =D pick me!!!

[vampz247]

@gtw94 i would bro beleive me i would 100% if i knew you . . . xD

[vampz247]

@gtw94 100% if i knew you xD

[JinnyZamara]

@vampz247 i would let you if i ever met you

[vampz247]

@JinnyZamara ditto :))

[WwLCaucasianAsian]

@vampz247 I can most certainly arrange that. :D

[theriverrunsinyou]

she has no freakin bra on

[65jimmyrox]

LMAO smart guy