Butterfly's STUPID Bath

[xImNelson3x]

Wow good way to teach children to stalk lol I died <3

[sarahjo941]

That butterfly is a total creeper. we're teaching children to be peeping toms lol

[Benjayeee]

story time with Justine, ahh, love it <3

[EnrqEscbr]

....wow hd is not for you jpmetz LOL xD <3

[onyxisacatsname]

This is the first video to ever make me cry from laughing so hard.

[megalrypete]

I'm literally dying. I've never laughed so hard. I think you just killed me with comedy.

[AllisonWonders]

I have to put your video on pause because if i don't i'm going to choke from laughter! xD

[guiltyypleasure]

NOSE GOES! No one wants to be the last one to touch their nose...

[Greg87145]

"Why do we teach toddlers to point at their nose ?"

Because someday they may have to pass a roadside sobriety test.

[missglamorousxo]

CHRIS HANSEN! Hahaa

[itsmari4u]

Thanks to your video, I didn't have to read to my 2 year old today. These videos are WAAAY better than any barney dora sesame street crap!

[banc53]

All this talk of bathing gave me a boner...

[3911josea]

I'm not here for the tutorials.. I'm just here for the reviews. :)

[The01Gaby]

I thought she said: "She follows the hoes, because i guess there's nothing else to look at in the stupid garden" xD

[charcharyin]

Your hands were covered in glitter before you touched the book. You are pure magic.

[Iwuzhere321]

I was laughing so hard that I was hyperventilating and crying.

Now my mom thinks I'm retarted

[kelseythomasson]

@Iwuzhere321 Considering you spelled retarded wrong, I would too.

[TheTaylorsaurus]

hey, you should do a book review of "who pooped in the park"

you can find them on amazon.. it's like a whole series kind of thing for the national parks.

:) when i saw this book, i couldn't help but think of you!!

[FaeriesAndWitches]

lovely

[SandwichLadyOfLEAF]

That book is idiotic as hell. It teaches kids stupidity.

[ncptoon1]

@SandwichLadyOfLEAF lmfo xD.

[Kink288]

Yep, Butterfly REALLY likes to follow those ho`s.

[WhoaSnapItsAudrey]

I laughed my freaking ass off when she said Chris Hansen.. Ohmahgawd I love you! x]

[1337Cassie]

Bedtime stories with jpmetz.

[4thel0ve]

This book teaches kids to peep in windows and at 2:33 it says, "Are you ready to take a bath?"

Umm.. no thanks, Sharon. No... thanks!

[iamlizziecronin]

Yet you buy the book...

[Roxyless]

Lmao this is funny; but i got a question... Do u buy all this books and then rate them here or what? Lol

[purpleliciouslyblack]

I love my own ass because it smells fantastic.

[radicalraychel]

You bought this book to bitch about it? lmao

[lyssi0000]

it is a kid book not a book for adults and we teach kids to look at there nose so they are not stupid maybe you should try it lamo

[JustToCommentOnStuff]

@lyssi0000 LOL Go lay in a meat grinder. Justine is fucking amazing.

[demirocksmylife]

@lyssi0000 Sick grammar skills bro

[lyssi0000]

this is a dumb video and i guess u read a type of book like that cause u r stupid for making this video lamo.......

[DuckDame]

@lyssi0000 How dare you insult her. Go back to being a drone now.

[genevieve1713]

@Paigeduke2008

Really? She does this for humour

[Paigeduke2008]

Im sorry but books like these are meant to encourage childrens imaginations- something their minds need to process and learn throughout life. A child's brain is so complex they do not understand things that would be appealing to you. I guess if you didn't enjoy the book why did you buy it?

[All4turtles2]

I didn't know Stephenie Meyer writes children books.

[megan195836]

I AM DYING OHMYFUCKINGGAWD. X'D

[kittycatmia]

if you didn't like the book then why did you buy it?

[talesfreak1432]

@kittycatmia dont question her highness!

[ACruzCDawgVlog]

you ever seen a banana tree leaf? Those things are BEAST. ahahaha i love your sense of humor

[larrypetsky]

jpmetz IS GOD

[fufufuyen]

I hate Sharon something.

[AiiMusic]

MY NEW HAIRCUT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE JPMETZ! my day just got sooo much better!

[MewtwosLittleOne]

Sooo we're supposed to learn good hygene from this shit? I've learned more from grass growing. Whatever happened to decent books like The Magic School Bus?

[ch0colatemilk]

I just finished watching your rapture video... so I had to get back to regular Justine.

IT WAS SCARY, THIS IS THE JUSTINE I KNOW AND LOVE. <3

[MartianTacos]

When I was little my dad read me Plato, Mark Twain, Shel Silverstein, Lewis Carrol, and Oscar Wilde...... :D

[pchelamaja88]

This is stupid.

She's overreacting.

[Willisagenius]

@pchelamaja88 leave~ U WILL NEVER ADMIT TO JPMETZ'S LEVEL

[Justintimenine]

I convinced my parents to let me drop out of High School. Jpmetz is the only education I need.

[JohnJohnisrad]

OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AT MY SCHOOL LAST YEAR. SO, in one of the computer classes they had a free day. So, this wheelchair kid starts to look up babies naked and shit. He was watching them get changed and nude pictures of kids. WHAT THE HELL. He got 3 days OSS. When he came back, one of the kids in my classes asked him why he was gone for so long and he said, "I'd rather not say...".

[animegirl929]

I'm pretty sure if a butterfly took a "bath" in the rain, a raindrop would hit it and it would fall....And die.

Thats what you get for stalking things while they bathe.

[commenter5790]

There are some ppl at school who just randomly follow me around. Stalkers.

I bet they read this book.

[ipodgirl95]

Butterfly's climbing through yo window, he's snatchin yo bubbles up, tryin to take a bath so ya'll better hide yo kids, hide yo pets, 'cause he makin errybody stupid

[Devvable]

She follows the hose because she wants to get some.

[JCDJL]

Was not expecting that baby bath. lmao

[NiKKiBSEXCii]

You remind me of Daria ( That show :] * )

[kuchizoundpollution5]

i agree that stupid books do make kids stupid and that is why 11 years old sometimes still believe in santa and the tooth-fairy!!! I think kids should read books that teach them good things like manners instead of books that teach them to stalk people and books that make them don't understand the difference between a bath and a shower!

[CeriaGrace]

You make life worth living.

[FluffyMarshmallo]

Butterfly's peekin' in yo windows, she's snatchin' yo kittens up, tryin' to take a bath. So ya better hide yo bird baths, hide yo babies, hide yo bird baths, hide yo babies. Cause' she's getting a bath in the rain here.

[ppbonbon]

HAHAHA I can't believe you're ripping apart a children's book. I commend you.

[jakemagnificentkiwi]

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[HarmonizingBunny]

You should insult, i mean, review a classic like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl :D

[princessmpa]

my kids will only fall asleep to jpmetz reading stories..

[flourpower13]

a good book to review: My Milk Toof.

[ian19975]

i'm going to teach my kids jpmetz.

[marvelist47]

rar rar rar!

[littlemonsterxp]

Dang this butterfly is really dirty....looking at hoses, licking yourself, peeking at windows, and looking at naked people. This book is a sex education book.

[supra042001]

Lol aye where you been? Funny as shit keep it up

[LusaKallik]

I thought it was going to be a person taking a bath... :}

[ShandaLately]

If my life had a redo button, I would press it and make sure that Justine took me in and filled me with her morals and values.

[prettyinpunk666]

Justine, please review Go the Fuck to Sleep by Adam Mansbach as soon as it's released. It seems like a proper kind of book you'd read to your own children.

[littlebunnyeliz]

they'll need to know how to touch their nose during DUI tests.

[VanillaSecrets]

what even. o_O

[fffireitup]

this book is stupid, buttrflies cant fly if they get wet :|

[minkoize]

@fffireitup true.

[geekforallseasons]

I ran away from home in hopes that jpmetz would adopt me into her family and instill me with her values.

[Anafora94]

At the beginning I thought, this is a good idea to bathe in the rain, but I fear the effect of acid rain and I gave up

jpmetz let it go, this book teaches the savings, it's all...

When you have a d*mn big bills you can go out into the rain, simple.

[boredtodeathify]

did something just crawl up her ass and die or was she just born a bitch

[BriexStar]

gotta touch your nose when a cop is drilling you over public intoxication!

[EvilEvieQueen]

thumbs up for kids pointing to job apps lmao

[stephaniesammy2]

true dat!

[madameclipse64]

The only bath I want to take is with you ;)

[joabd]

"I'll teach my kids to point to their job application I dont care if they're 2" LOL

[KellyMaeMcGuire]

I'm wondering why rebecca black is in the suggestions box....O.o

[LadyAdokenai]

And we wonder why our kids are stupid pussies.

[GothikSakura]

lol butterflies actually die when there is rain, its killing them!

[oompalu96]

i wish you were my mother!

[Muirehann]

Oh yeah, I hate "Kiss My Ass Comment Time". I think that something like DailyGrace's "hazing" would really suit your style of... lolz? Anyways... here's an example :)

youtube.com/watch?v=2vF-eRDjhH­Q

[Muirehann]

I love looking at hose :)

[samtothesam]

that came out wrong, i was just to entranced that my fingers went rampid

[samtothesam]

I named my dog metz, but i thought you might think it was both offensive AND kind, and I didn't want to offend you... what am I saying, YOU won't get confused!! My dog is now named metz again

[MandaB214]

i really want to say something witty.

but im so choked up over my love for you that i just cant friggin manage.

[iLovesEverything]

Chris Hanson. LOL

[mark13728]

ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT I LOVE YOU!

[ohsnapitzalex]

Justine your my youtube idol.

[kemold]

jpmezt > Chuck Norris.

[OMGeeElectro]

THIS IS DUMB STOP HATING !

[ArianeM77]

When I forget why I'm a lesbian, I just come to your page.

Will you be my domestic partner?

[hellokrust]

"My guess is that now theres Chris Hansen behind the web." hahaha you're genius Justine.

[JokerVlrTokenman]

That bitch Angela.. lol

[Emmers1983]

LMAO chris hansen!! Justine makes my life:-)

[launcelot20]

I want to take a bath with jpmetz, without any bubbles :)

[TheCompyshop]

I can't tell if that's a man or a wom.... HOLY SHIT MAN THE HARPOONS

[SqueakyPsycho]

I was hoping jpmetz was behind that window telling the butterfly to stop spying on everyone.

[sallyxdarling]

you have to practice touching your nose for future DUI checks lol

[nora469]

your really pretty



[Skylendor]

I can think of an instance when it would be important to touch your nose... be nicer to future drunk drivers JPMetz. Everyone needs education.

[ishnostalkerX3]

Reason why Chris Hanson wasn't behind the flap was because Chris Hanson was behind Justine's flap.

[Dollyesqua]

You have to do a video on the new roll on make up

[RecycledBodyParts]

You would have the most awesome children EVER just by not teaching them to flap their wings

[ajade2000]

HAHA! the Chris Hanson part was hysterical

[mariss711]

Your just not funny, you seem really bitter, do you think you need someone to talk too ?, perhaps your mom didn't hug you enough.

[axlr0z3]

@mariss711

Perhaps you should fuck off. Your opinion is unwanted.

[Priosenne]

@mariss711 If you actually watched her videos you'd know that she isn't serious.

[ColorfulSlinkyDog]

Jp - She follows the hose

What I hear - She follows the ho's

[animegirl929]

I don't get the point of that book, it just teaches kids to touch their nose and stalk people when they're taking a bath.

And if the raindrops hit the butterfly, wouldn't it get knocked off the leaf?

[A020400]

i love her book reviews they are so funny:)

[lulswutt]

I'm failing college because I found you on YouTube.

iloveyou

[Shadowdyce11]

I shall set a thousand butterflies alight for you Justine!

[MirandaBattaglia]

Lol

[lameducklol]

Will you please make a video on when it's appropriate to say

"the hell" ?

I mean, or not.

[PrzewalskiStudios]

Please has my babies.

[meghanplumley12]

I started laughing so hard I rolled over, my laptop fell off my stomach and almost broke

[HolaImBadAtSpanish]

Outside there is a huge scary thunderstorm, but as long as I'm watching Jpmetz videos, I know I'll stay safe <3

[RavenonToast]

44 people didn't know how to touch their nose

[TigerJuke]

I <3 JpMetz lmfao

[rbowman1991]

If you were a kindergarten teacher, the whole world would be so much smarter.

[gallyking]

@rbowman1991 smarter; yet cynical with a dash of  wretched unhappiness...

[h0tbabycakes]

I must say that it was pure irony that the advertisement before this video was from a flood and fire clean up company...

[ChiaraVideos]

Even Chris Hansen would defy his morals and watch Justine in the shower. I wouldn't hold it against him.

[marajara90]

Adopt me.

[jjjkk01]

kiss my ass jpmetz okay! because all  i want to be on kiss my ass comments time. Its the only thing i watch this for okay?

[BanthaFodder04]

I was accidently wanking off to your video. oops.

[gabrielleb74]

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[AkiraChan24]

NEWS FLASH: Hundreds of children contract pneumonia after attempting to bathe in Tuesday's torrential downpour. Thanks, Barnes & Noble!

[AkiraChan24]

And if butterflies get their wings wet.......they can't fly ever again o.O That's stupid.

[kiarminlarry]

hi

[ilovethewheather]

JPMETZ = GENIUS

[rayvenisnumba1]

oh my god! The butterfly is watching a baby get a bath!There is so much wrong with this page!

i <3 <3 <3 <3 yeww :DD

[GiingerSnapped]

I'm jpmexual.

[SmilinMusic]

@GiingerSnapped you made it! :D

[chainsawchastitybelt]

That butterfly had it right...I'd follow the hoes too ;)

[FlyYouFools88]

that's cos its for kids, my sister used to read giddy goat lol. what do you propose? science journals? wtf.

[HarmonizingBunny]

I belong to the church of JPMETZ.

[EmmaIndustries]

I was once asked my religion, and who I worshipped as a god. Being the asshat I am, I blankly stated " jpmetz, and asshattery " . :D

[foreverinrainbows]

I wish I was the butterfly in your garden. 

[lilpasta5]

i pointed at my nose

[hellokitty1200]

yet you bought the book.....

[JadenFisher]

This video made me hate books, butterflies, and life......Thank you, Justine <3

[Psypherion]

I wish you read me my bedroom stories.

[SakuraKissLove]

I bet when that pimple grows up...it's wants to pop awesomeness!

[foreveryoung10able]

Well I think I need a bath, jpmetz is just that HAWT

[MrTothemax13]

ur the one that bought it ....yea kids are stupid

[TheMarcellusFamily]

How much did Chris Hansen pay you to say his worthless name?

[addwithocd]

I love how the Ad before this video is one for New Jersey Public School's Education.

[orbane2003]

I absolutely LOVE how you bought this poor excuse for a book. Haha!

[gaelenpicard]

"this is why kids are so stupid" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[ianharwood]

bahahahaha this lady rules

[SomeRandomHomosexual]

There should be a book like this, only it's called Butterfly's Life.

It hatches. It eats. It grows. It goes into a cocoon or whatever. It hatches AGAIN (amazing isn't it), it eats, breeds, then dies. YAY!

[MadChemist89]

Your makeup looks really gorgeous in this video =)

[Rsqueen223]

everything you touch turns to pure gold :D (including that sad, "children's" book.