Italian Training

[kausourayon]

Wow, some Real Madrid cunt used this one for a Barca bashing video.

[Schnitzelterror]

@vito7 ya because the italians are soooo good... wc2010 they was da best YIEHA... not

[dan0770]

LOL. This is what the English do during their spare time?

Can't blame 'em. If Italy didn't have cups to win, we'd make videos too.

[Elburro991051]

i imagine barcelona and spanish national team training is just about the same as this

[onenorthernsoul]

Italian football is a muppet show for soft pussyes.

[jinnwarior]

football in a nutshell.

[enryu80]

ah...l'invidia....

[Assyria4eva]

31 italians didnt like this video

[KaKaGaNu]

more like english cunts than italians

[asc0514]

im italian i live in italy and this video is totally right!! at least exists SKY so i can follow EPL. campionato italiano del cazzo, che schifezza

[pimpazzocabinotto]

ma fottetevi.. ;)

[Tebinsgur]

Are you sure this wasn't from Barcelonas practice?

[MyStec7]

hurensöhne ihr hässlichen Nazis

[Rammsteinn8Italia]

italians? has anyone watched barcelona recently??? i hate the stereotyping italians as divers. spaniards are much worse! look at torres, i remember him falling to the ground like a sack of potatoes against manchester!

[tapia869]

This is what a Barcelona training session looks like

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

I KNEW a Frenchman couldn't REALLY take down an Italian with a single headbutt.

[forte02]

This is England player no Italian!!!

[ThomasRiis92]

make me a Pizza hot shot.

[viito7]

everyone hating on italians saying they dive...well everyone dives look at malouda in the 2006 wc finals AGAINST ITALY he dove for the penalty shot Zidane converted, Crisitano Ronaldo is the biggest diver in the game , the Ivory Coast had a diver in the 2010 wc which gave Kaka a red card. Those are just some examples of divers not saying italy doesnt dive but theyre not the only ones.

Stop hating on italy and man the fuck up cause chances are your team would lose to the italians.

[SpyWizard2]

Italy at its best

[photofx]

@SpyWizard2 no, its you at your best diving onto your dad's cock :-)

[REANIMATION980]

lol at the incivility and pure idiocy of YouTube comments, is it me or are the all written by one 12 year old?

[ilCanaledeiMondiali]

HAHAHAHHAH!!

Envy of germans, french ecc... are so lovely!!!

ITALY * * * *

p.s. video isn't true, obviously...

[071108555]

RACIST FAKE!

This is not Italy. No Italians players in this team!

[1970warlord]

majmuni zabarski, jebo im ja mater

[Nik5221]

govna italijanska,šta rade...a optužuju Krasića da simulira.

[drunk1kangaroo]

@Nik5221 kako si glup jbt. ovo je reklama koju su snimili britanci i nema veze s italijom samo je tip stavio naslov za više klikova i da bude smješnije. BARCELONA TRAINING, bi sad trebali stavit

[Nik5221]

@drunk1kangaroo Vidim da su Britanci,ali imitiraju Italijane.A ovo su osnovne karakteristike italijanskih igrača i nije samo fora da bude smešnije,već da ih prikažu u pravom svetlu. A prethodni komentar mi je bio takav kakav je zbog toga što oni prvi ne poštuju ferplej a kaznili su Krasića i optužili ga da je varalica,a od njih gorih nema.

[drunk1kangaroo]

@Nik5221 dobro ajde. isprika

[071108555]

This is not the Italian natioanal team: no black people has ever played in the Italian team. This is an English team.

Anyway this is a racist video. Many comments too. Video and comments should be cancelled.

[lxfedericoxl]

francia , spagna e germania, è il loro allenamento :d

[rjsartor]

I dont follow the sport, but i guess they are just the smartest race on earth if falling can win them 4 world cups. Either that or every other country is just really stupid...

[bananaday]

@rjsartor Country dear. Italy's a country :)

[rroseannee]

roflmaaaaaaaaaaaaao

this is so funny :)

[davidje10]

Italians are just like those portugees, Pussy's

[FGalaxie]

@davidje10 Dutch must be the bigger pussies.

having been in 3 world cup finals and never having won 1.

[davidje10]

@FGalaxie, whats your defenition of a pussy? Are you a pussy if you lose? No. Your a pussy, when you are flopping, youre a pussy, crying for a card or a free kick!

[davidje10]

@FGalaxie, whats your defenition of a pussy? Are you a pussy if you lose? No. Your a pussy, when you are flopping, crying for a card or a free kick!

[FGalaxie]

@davidje10 Netherlands are pussies for being cheating dogs for getting black players from their colonies like Suriname and netherlands antilles. Cant even play real Dutchmen.

Then they always argue amongst themselves as typical surly dutch do.

Such a nasty race.

[MrBetterthanshit]

it's german training dumbass

[AndreijArshavin23]

HAHAHA thats right

[asc0514]

im italian.. and i really like this video because its true.. i know u could not believe me but i dont take it personal because i dont watch italian football since 90s when it changes into THAT CRAP!! thank god there is sky in italy i can watch premierleague(insieme al grande marianella!!!) and bundes liga, and russian premier league too!! instead, through years scottish premier league become crap and really disappointed me!!

[hughdog8]

thats funny

[hoRy500]

lol man =)) that was cool

[EWGFus3r]

this is why i hate soccer

[Zillerz3]

@EWGFus3r dont hate on soccer hate on italians.

[FGalaxie]

@Zillerz3 hate on Brazilians, Germans, Aussies, uruguayans, English.

They all dive as much as or more than italy do.

And Brazil are Fifa's pets. get everything given to them on a silver platter.

But they can never do no wrong in peoples eyes.

[Zillerz3]

@FGalaxie true. and love the russians XD

I agree in ur statement tho.

[TotalFooootball]

lmao

[FGalaxie]

Ummm English team people.

Notice the black people. No black people in the Italian team.

Plus Gerrard? dives more than any Italian does.

[Babygodzillia]

or, you could just play rugby and be done with the pussys

[Saaaariiii]

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Laugh my ass off !!! : D

[funky25andre]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

OMGGGGGGG

[Vincen7Vega]

Una Pizza Endstatione ed un Insalata Merda, per favore!

[Jellybeantiger]

It's about time the bloody Italians rid this from their game and start playing football because they are actually quite good at it.

Why they overact and dive does them no favours and makes everyone hate them.

Grow up Italian Football Team.

P.S. the karma bus got you.

[x00xcarusox00x]

@Jellybeantiger k, see you losers like you that piss me off saying only the italians dive, every team fucking dives, grow he fuck up. and we only lost this year because our coach marcelo lippi got down syndrome and picked all these random peopel for the team, and he missed out great players like del piero, totti, cassano, balotelli, miccoli.

[PeriMCS]

And the italian fags are out ! Yeah.

[accw]

this never gets old :D

[O0oSorousho0O]

"The Italian soccer team has been moved to a swimming pool to sustain more dives."

[mat13diablo]

buahaha;)

[neuzd]

I'm Italian! And I both Liked and Favorited your video.

No one more than one of us can be trusted in saying that this is absolutely realistic.

:D

[Ov3nTaros]

ahahahha ! ITALY SLOVAKIA 2:3 !!

[TheDjHendrix]

this is so true

[andrewp1217]

bahahahahahah those silly italian divers

[xXxmartanxXx]

TRUE!



[ozzyvinyl]

ahahahahahahahahahahaha! LOL!

[Myukflawde]

LOL

[LeaderLiquid]

Haha, I read some comments posted by Italian people... 95% of them are including insults. xD

[renotavella]

@LeaderLiquid: and they express better if talking to swiss people

[LeaderLiquid]

@renotavella: Non ho capito.

[SlodkiPolska]

that's the reason why I hate italian football 

[pc211980]

you're all jealous for the four times that Italy won world the world cup!!

[LeaderLiquid]

@pc211980: I don't think so. Brazil has five times won the World Cup, but anyone pull their leg.

Immagino tu sia italiano, quindi te lo traduco: Non credo. Il Brasile ha vinto cinque volte i Mondiali, ma nessuno li prende in giro. 

[pc211980]

@LeaderLiquid - No I am not Italian, and i perfectly understand English. People pull Brasil's leg for other purposes. Didnt people criticise Brasil's way of playing??? Every team has tricks up his sleeve.

[LeaderLiquid]

@pc211980: I don't think so. Brazil has five times won the World Cup, but anyone pull their leg.

Immagino tu sia italiano, quindi te lo traduco: Non credo. Il Brasile ha vinto cinque volte i Mondiali, ma nessuno li prende in giro.

[RockAndRollMassacre]

they'd be better off imitating the english - who do it better than anyone and get away with it

[moman007]

yea all teams do this, but italy has certainly mastered it. Instant Replay doesnt lie :D

[b0b4n3]

reminds me of Italy vs Australia in WC 2006

Fucking Grosso bastard

[SafetyRazorx3]

assholes xD

[celicast202]

thats y they can draw with NZ :P ?

[Colado2ezy]

Just lacking referee bribe training, as long as they don't hire anyone from Juventus they wont get caught.

[Domor73]

all whites would of one without italys cheating haah

[driftix]

lol, fucking great. I really hope they don't advance.

[thyopui]

loll. reminds me a hellava lot of the game nz vs. italy on yesterday - the italians put on so many dramatics it just became annoying..

[fpsFALSE]

LMAOOOOOO.

[alesusp]

i think this has been implemented again this year, it is evident in theyre game against the all whites

[nighttfallNZ]

@alesusp i do believe your correct ales. it truly makes us kiwi's proud! hahaha

[MrCoder89]

tottaly true

[ivaflimkien]

to be exact, 00:28 into the match LOL

[ivaflimkien]

in the match against paraguay before half a minute had passed there was already an italian writhing and screaming on the ground...

[costa207]

@ivaflimkien

fag. don't talk about soccer if you don't know the rules.

[ivaflimkien]

@costa207 dont talk about the italians if you dont know them

[tinale100]

FAIL BLOG peace out ^.^

[TheGunner696]

De Rossi today vs Paraguay :D :D

[MREWIL95]

HHAHAA!!! 101% TRUE !!!!! Spagetti spaghetti

[Nabot1993]

I lol'd

[KELANI1000]

well lemme tell yall sth i cheer 4 italy n yh they dive but who dont?!?!?!?! i mean everyteam learns their players how 2 dive n if u dont got it youtube ur fav players name n dive next 2 it ull c what im talkin about n btw thats not the italian soccer team lol

[GZeroWing]

@KELANI1000 Yeah, it isn't the Italian team. Like it said in the description, it's just a satirical video. Didn't read through the comments, but I wonder how many commenters are freaking out about Italy and stuff eh?

[KELANI1000]

@GZeroWing yh they all went like italian are faggots n shyt its like they jealous or sth lol

[DeTzardis]

so tru.

[blackdave2211]

adapting it to the italian team is the only thing that comes to my mind. no other team in the world learns to dive at first and to play ball as 2nd. and no i m not jealous, i don t f**kin care who s gonna win the championship as long as italy doesn t make it because i hate cheaters

[JoseRCol2]

@blackdave2211

same, ill go for any team but italy

[FiRsTClass101]

LMAO

[TeStaNORD]

HAHAHAHAH!!!! i'm italian and it's true...i think we train like this!!!

[FulkeTheBest]

sei proprio un coglione... ma cazzo nn hai di meglio da fare ke sputtanare l'italia su youtube!? ma sparati Testanord di merda!

[ilCanaledeiMondiali]

you aren't italian, idiot and looser!

[MrRoma753]

Italy is playing for their 5th World Cup so we understand your jealousy!

You were eliminated when you made this video. Now you hire an Italian coach!

Good move!

Cry- baby envy can't win you a World Cup?

[laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]

its disgusting

[italiancarco]

suck my dick . you watch engand in the world cup ! gonna be fucking around on the floor n walking out of the tournament :)

[alex3000000000000]

it's funny because it's true

[TheUltimateBastich]

@alex3000000000000 for me its more sad, cuz yeah, its true, but referees were buying that shit and thats what makes it sad

[adnan58nfd]

ahaha

[lala7709]

italian suck .

[bastianroman27]

LOL much

[chunkz1187]

Fuckin wops.

[siciliana022]

@chunkz1187 why do u gotta insult ?? U look so small right now insulting us!

[italiancarco]

fuck off cunts ! english r worst .

[OnkelBeeenji]

no you fuck off, watching roma genoa now and i already witnessed countless dives, it's just a part of the game for you guys. learn proper football please.

[ZAMBIDIS2g]

LOL thats why these videos are made you grummit coz you win by faking you stupid sped

[gper4mance]

You are a pure example of what I am talking about you sad sad soul... By the way this video was made prior to the 2006 World Cup, they have given it that heading after the event! Now go drown yourself in a bucket of acid you useless ignorant piece of tiny feces

[ivanjuventino]

Solo un malato mentale può pensare che è la juve

[marioeseiok]

a puttana zoccl e mammt bukkin

[emperordeebo]

ask gerrad how much he dives

[TheShadowPX]

not much just 100times

[gper4mance]

The rest of the world have excuses and copout reason against the Italians for an unknown fact.. The world can not accept that the Italians are currently the world champions and acheived such a task with class and beauty.. The criticism and all the hatred purely comes from ENVY! Face the music GRONKS and do us all a favor and meet your maker

[buffyangellove4evr]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funniest thing of my life!!!

[2emidero]

Dumbass this is joke so gtfo with your theories, in every country there are good and bad people.

[DANORES]

Haha so true, italians are known for scammers and doing dirty tricks.

Yes italian friend, you are not right, the whole world?, probably is.

1. Roman empire, disgusting empire that exploted almost every civilization around, using their people to fight for you. (HONOR)

2. Invented facism. (Human disgrace).

3. Joined Axis WW2 and betrayed them, same as WW1.

4. Invented mafia on early US.

5. Today? making football a dirty sport.

[noripat86]

Danores, please buy a new brain: the one you're using now is defective.

[MAUZN82]

this is funny.....

but your girl dont fake it

i can tell you

[ZMAAJICA]

You have to love Guardian. They're fantastic. 8)

[fcbucks19]

you dumb shit brazilian fuck off and by the way you dumb fuck brazil has 5 world cups ITALY all the way fuckers

[Ivanooo13]

Fuck you all. 4 WORLD CUPS!! SILENCE.

If you are not brazilian you should look down and shut up.

[xxCpxxDr0n3]

hahaha

[lettsay]

This is so true :D:D

[killerdj0]

why isn't gej ronaldo in this comercial

[CantonaEntertainment]

Maybe because he's not italian, clever boy?!;)

[cigar88up]

@CantonaEntertainment really? just one thing, if that's the italian team can you please tell me the two black player in this video?

[JoseRCol2]

@cigar88up

they help the team train, extra players for people whoa re away

[daftever]

mouhahaha so true xD

[edwardlambert97]

lol. This is funny. half of my family is sicilian and the other half is german. I like both. I think the german team is the most disciplined team, but the italian team is the most talented in skill. I would be happy to see germany win in 2010 if italy falters. the germans put everything into it, and I appaud the german team for all they do. Germany vs Italy would be a great world cup for 2010 in south africa.

[SOYCD99]

we all may laugh, but learning this skill won them a world cup, ffs

[EivindJacobsen]

I guess u didnt see the world cup then

[miaowed]

italian? :-) komediants! :-D

[FifaFan93]

Lmao! so mean but so true

[TheNesteaPlunge]

So true

[creeovio]

ma vaffanculo va

[Danio170]

hahahahaha

[gdu941]

haha,thats funny

[poker232]

realy?

[GuruMarv]

its funny cos its true.

[ste90milano]

Sarò italiano ma tua madre non simula te lo dico io

[siciliangurl11]

VAFFANGULO FIGLIO DI BUTTANNA

[DawDawido]

VAFFANCULO A STO STRONZO...

[drummerkid909]

They did it to australia :@ !!!!

[snorione]

oceanid .... ma vaffanculo va , francese rosicone che nn sei altro...ITALIA FRANCIA 1 a0.. a casa te e quel cretino di domenech

[TBONE889]

whatever man italy is the best team in the world they were unlucky in the euro thats all

[Tex5bal]

Et la France a baisé 2x les ritals en 1998 et 2000...

On peut argumenter comme ça pendant 1000 ans, c'est pas très constructif !

Mais il faut bien remarqué que si les ritals étaient offensifs (comme les Espagnols, bravo Messieurs) plutôt que défensifs, comme ils ne l'ont que trop montré durant cet Euro, et bien ils gagneraient sûrement plus, et surtout ils produiraient un jeu plus intéressant. Pac'que là, c'est d'la merde.

Le catenaccio, c'est tout ce que le foot italien sait produire.

[esitubo]

"Le catenaccio, c'est tout ce que le foot italien sait produire."

Ca, plus QUATRE coupes du monde remportées, contre UNE seule pour la France.

Cette jalousie de merde vous rend *vraiment* ridicules...

[Tex5bal]

Ouais, mais DEUX Eurofoots remportés (bien plus difficile que le Mundial) contre UN seul pour les ritals !

Et 4 Mundials gagnés en défendant, c'est pas très glorieux....

[Tex5bal]

Ouais, mais DEUX Eurofoots remportés (bien plus difficile que le Mundial) contre UN seul pour les ritals !

Et 4 Mundials gagnés en défendant, c'est pas très glorieux....

[esitubo]

T'es fort en maths, toi.

4 Mundials (en défendant, évidemment) seront tjrs mieux que 1 seul (en jouant comme des Dieux, évidemment).

Arrêtez de nous rabattre les oreilles avec votre seul Mundial remporté - chez vous par ailleurs - et apprenez à admettre vos défaites.

Vous vous ridiculisez devant le monde entier avec votre attitude - d'où le stéreotype MONDIAL du français chauvin et con. Un peu de modestie et d'humilité, et moins de *jalousie* vous feraient le plus grand bien.

[Tex5bal]

En parlant de chauvin et con, que penser des spectacteurs italiens que j'ai vu pleurer sur le trottoir lors de leur dernière défaite en finale ? Tout aussi chauvins, et surtout tout aussi cons ! Mais le stéréotype MONDIAL de l'italien n'est-il pas le coiffeur pédé comme un phoque ?

[esitubo]

Ne te limite pas au sport, on parle de stéréotypes mondiaux ici. L'image internationale (vraie ou fausse) des français est le chauvinisme et l'impolitesse. Quant au coiffeur italien pédé, c'est un stéréotype homophobe vraiment idiot, mais il vaut tjrs mieux qu'une une catégorie professionnelle soit visée plutôt qu'un un peuple tout entier...

[Tex5bal]

Ah bon, y a des italiens qui sont pas pédés ?

[esitubo]

Mmmh, plutôt faible comme réponse. T'aurais pu mieux faire avec un peu d'effort (comme les Bleus le 18 juin 2008, qui ont perdu 0-2 contre les Azzurri...).

Et à propos des italiens hétéros, il y en au moins autant que de français qui sont pas cons (si, si, je t'assure: j'habite en France et j'en connais plein).

[MoebiusGiraud]

genial

[taxiguy92]

This is how the italians try to win every major world tournament

with no class at all :D

[esitubo]

This is how the French react to their two consecutive defeats by the Italians in A)the World Cup 2006 and B)the Euro 2008. Now that's class!

:D

[nouari69]

it's not french is english react not forgot french beat italia and has win world cup 98 and euro 2000 beat italia has win euro 2000 and 2008 win french and go until quart final lol

[esitubo]

Nouari69, please get someone who writes decent English (or French for that matter) to type on your behalf; you are incomprehensible.

And buy yourself some punctuation.

Last but not least, a quick reminder: Italy, 4 World Cups. France: 1.

You do the math (if you can).

[johnrobinsonh]

Very funny and true.

I am an Amiercan, love almost all things Italian, except the cursed Italian soccer style/Italian national team.

The Italian international team never seems to try to attack, to get real goals in regulation time. They always try for a 0-0 tie or get some penalty kick, or win in a shoot out.

Today 0-0 against Spain and fortunately Italy loses in the shoot out. So maybe we can see some real goals in the rest of the matches.

I hate the Italian style of international soccer.

[phaasm]

Putain de danseuses.