ok guys i want to point something out. what is a zombie sees u out side getting something or like that.But theres road blocks beteewn u and the zombie but the road block is tall thank god but will the zombie stop at nothin to get u just think at L4d ? Then is it dosent stop for nothing ur f***ing screwd because u may have a gun with no bullets or no gun just a knife . so what? just hope it says o look a penny then u run off?
@Starfox5409 my knife has brass knuckles and is about 9 inches long. I would also have a machete, a hammer, a ratan, molotovs, sword, katana, bat, and I'm sure that there with be rocks all around me.
Seriously, this guy is assuming that people will know about the zombie outbreak when it happens. Most likely, the general public won't have a clue as to what's going on until there is a flesh eater on their doorstep.
Since he has read Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, he should hopefully have read brooks' World War Z which covers thru first person accounts the Zombie apocalypse. In all of the stories leading up to the apocalypse, no one had a clue as to what was going on.
i got 3 months of freeze dried food stored in my attic , a 357 magnum revolver with over 1000 rounds my house is a cabin in the woods,and all my friends are gun owners i am prepaired
Remember, in an apocalypse. It's all about luck and fate. Kinda like a whatever happens happens situation. Like dawn of the dead 2004 remake. Im pretty sure there were people who already planned it out but just got un-lucky and got bit. Then some people who did not even plan at all some-how just survived.
If there ever is an apocalypse, the chances of surviving are like 100 to 1. It's not easy. But what I would do is. Pack up, plain and simple. Canned foods, my pistol, Then I would TRY and head out to a super-market and fight-off and get supplies and more food. Then I would head back to my house and start barricading around the perimeter of my home and cover up all my windows with fence, metal and BIG curtains. Stay in my home and try to wait it out. Then if it goes wrong i'll hop in my car...
I did something similar for an essay. They all laugh now, but I'll be laughing when I use a shovel to smash their zombie brains all over the front of my truck.
@randy1822001 Humans that reanimate into 'dead' corpse? LOL! yeah sure it possible, except for the fact that human cells need water and oxygen to even function and it would defy the very laws of physics. The only possible 'outbreak' is like roid-rage mixed with rabies that are spread from animals.
@williamq19 if ur gonna die u have to go out with a bang.....pull a leroy jankins if u want to make your death memorable......not that you will remember it.....LLEERROOOYYY JJANNKIINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!
hell im goin up north they have frezing cold weather so i have 5-6 months i will be zombie free they have plenty of wild game plus i have ALOT of .22 rounds
Im gunna make a convoy with a big armord truck armed to the teath with steal plating and weapons posably fireworks like in the dawn of the dead. its the middle of the night and im probally spelling like a 3rd grader
first i already have a gun at home, go to Big 5 take as much as possible, take my dog. head straight to target. spend most time looking for survivors and think about killing them if they zombie and then live in a big hill with a small house (big house are scare) and live out there, kinda like I am Legend
I have started a survival group for this very reason.. called C.U.N.T., (Conflict Unit of Necessary Tactics) to organize and help survivors and eradicate the flesh munching walking corpses, We have several infiltration proof compounds all around the country stacked with food supplies water and produce seeds.. We are looking for people with your very motivated and prepared mind set.. We think you would make a Terrific C.U.N.T. and would be glad to welcome you in the unit if you join.
Yea for all thoes people who keep telling me zombies will never exzist to stfu but when they do I'm going to laugh at who ever is still alive and say "ha I told you so ! ( then I'm going to trip them and run )" but if there isn't anyone alive I will laugh at the zombies then run .
@unchained1978 Only trouble is if Chuck Norris ever does become a zombie (which would be his choice as no zombie could ever get to him) the whole world would instantly turn into a zombie world as nobody can possibly stand up to a zombified Chuck
i own the zombie survial guide!!!!!W00T!!!yeah.most things are true in what he said and came from the zombie survial guide by max brookes...hehehehehehehhee...yes look in to that book!own it!!!im 14 and i own it!!look into my zombie plan!im going to make a video in a week or so when i get ungrounded....
hey if they made a virtual game on surviving a zombie apocalypse they should make a bounch of enviroments and its online dat would be the best zombie game ever so far and thats funny they showed a psa of red vs blue
One thing I've noticed about zombie movies is that the rising of the zombies is usually random or caused by some virus. There should be a modern movie about a necromancer villain that raises the dead as an army against the world. That would be a good plot. But I guess that would be a movie based off of the Undead Scourge of Warcraft.
i have a zombie plan it's a very unique good one also i live in canada so i don't know why everyone is trying to get to canada it will probably just as bad who knows though
at night, i would stay at my house and stay quiet, making it look like no life is in the house and wait untill the next day. when day brake comes, id gather my wepons and head out in the zombie infected world, finding food and other suplies to continue north to canada, finding more survivers as i go along. id also try to find my family to see if they are all right, if they are, id just bring them with me, if not, id just leave them alone and let them die of natural causes in there zombie lifes.
but if in the after noon, when i get out of work and am heading home, id simply just drive to a dock, if there is nothing in the way of the road, and hi-jack a ship and head to canada. and when i get to canada, i would just head north untill i see no sign of zombies in the area and just make a camping area for me/other survivers
i have many zombie plans. if the infection starts in the day time, I'm planning on just storing my canned goods, bagged chips, and items that don't have expiration dates up stairs and destroying the staircase, afterwards, i head for the roof and barricade the room connecting the roof to the other levels so i would be protected for a while and have a good vantage point of the hole city's wear abouts while up there
as i continue to stay up on the roof of my house, id try to look for other durvivers on their roofs and try to get there atention trying not the get the zombies infection as well. if there happens to be a surviver on a roof near my house, if comunicate the same way like gun shop owner bill did with the cop in dawn of the dead. we would then make another plan on how to get off the roofs and into a safer inviroment
for my zombie plan, i'm gonna go to an island where i can easily take out the zombies that previously inhabited it. I'll be able to stockpile years of food on an island like hawaii(one of the main ones anyway). i could also stockpile guns and ammo. plus, the zombies who decide to come and get me can't swim. and if they try walking along the bottom of the ocean, the pressure will crush then. you know how i know? a fun statistic is that of all the water ON THE PLANET, the oceans hold 98% of it.
and I thought of this....some 30 year olds are like...yeah nuke em...no thats dumb....seriously guys dont try toy be a bad ass.....just survive....i really want zombies to happen so we can get rid of all the dumb, spoiled, needy people and start earth from scratch
and they dont need fuel.....then get the hell outta there....stick in to small groups...get any survivors you can if they can keep up but dont all travel close together....establish a leader for all the groups....live on the same mountain range or whatever but the less people the better......I think thats about it...by the way im twelv
easier for you to get infected by cuts and stuff in the heat....your sweating, and you get durt and crap and yeah. you get the idea......oh yeah I forgot...dont go to malls or anything...go to wall mart...kill whose there...get everything there...stuff though take out stairs, get a ladder, axes for cutting stuff..;...dont stay there....like seriously get a ton of shit there.....put it in the biggest truck you can find...also steal the bikes...they are quiet, they give you
people of your group...friends family...i dont give aa shit...if they are slow or are holding you back, leave them with enough supplies to surviv on there own...sorry....go to colorado...well for me thats where cuz im in texas and thats really high mountains nearby,,,i could also go to guadalupe peak but its hot as balls in texas so screw that....its
dude my zombie plan is so long its almost rtarded....best weapon is a trench knife....get one....or ten....guns, bats, axes etc. big heavy weapons suck balls....you get a good swing in, it gets stuck in the zombie, then others eat you...the best gun is a pistol and a 22 rifle.....everyone is like "oh yeah m 16 machine guns.....you cant really just go find a nuke or anything super powerful......plus guns suck....they sare last resorts.....elemenate all bad
Great idea for a speech, good bullet points in terms of what to talk about; however, bad execution in terms of the actual words coming out of his mouth. I still think it's an awesome speech for class, but it just seemed like he spent more time working on the slide presentation that actually rehearsing what he was going to say and how to say it.
im gonna climb up into my attic where there are two weeks of food stored...im not gonna tell you what ill do when the food run out incase you catch the virus
you dont really need a silencer, :P the zombies can smell you before they hear you, and pistols are accurate, but only if the one shooting is accurate. you wanna tear a zombie to pieces, use a grenade, and toss it away, my plan, go to a nice little island, after I find a copter or jet, and someone who knows how to fly it, stock up on food and some guns, and when we're low on food, attack, I say we, cuz many people will be there with me, we all had the same idea ^-^
not true. zombies can hear the sound of firearms from miles away, too far to smell, and grenades do not always destroy the head, so the zombie is still able to bite and infect. and most people who carry pistols miss the head, and they get swamped by infected zombies. the best rifles are semi automatic ones, that are accurate at long distances
My plan is to take my friends over to wal mart, get food and supplies, and then head across the street to big 5, then we just wait out the apocolypse.
I personally will go into the streats with as many machine guns knives assault rifles grenades and medieval flailes as possible to kick as much zombie ass as possible all while screaming DIE YOU ZOMBIE DIRT BAGS!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to board up in Walmart. there's one near by that has a small, second set of doors past the huge display room. Also, there's huge stores of food and a section that sells guns and knives and such.
my zombie plan is too get a good melee weapon and, if possible, some guns. then do some research. if i can find how the zombies detect there prey (sight sound scent) then i can take the appropiate contermeasures. as for supplies ill stick close to any i can find and try to avoid a place with lots of zombies, maybe take out some if their numbers are small. the problem is what do i do if they attack when im old or too injured to move.
well i live near the coast and theres this tiny deserted island, i go with my tent and all my supplies up there hold out a long as i can, in any case i can go along the coast in my boat and hit the small stores. I live in Puerto Rico so their aint a lot of room to run like over at the states. but still i have my plan
dependin on where the outbreak is il either stay at home and barricade it closed and have a room set up so that if they get too close i can just get though my roof out of the house or if theres time go and get mates and go into a shoping centre and gather food and weapons and barricade the store
I've been slowly storing weeks worth of dried food, bottled water and guns, lots of guns, and lots of ammo. I have been storing all this in my tornado shelter. It is only 6' by 6', but it is about 5 feet underground with a wrought iron door that has a bolt lock strong enough to withstand pull from a tornado. The food and water should last me about 40 weeks. After that I climb out and drive to Montana. It is hopefully too high and cold for the zombies and I can live out my last days there.
Yes, I should work on a zombie plan too.... I know everyone should have supplies that you'd see in a hospital room drawer. I'm already planning on buying supplies. Hey, never know, might not even be zombies, just something disastrous.
3. So what, you're just going to find some scared poor frantic girl and tear her away from her group/family?
4. With....what?
5. Where are you going to get said gun and ammunition? Secondly, why would you waste the ammunition? Third, Mr."Master at Halo", I doubt you would be able to hit them from that range any way.
6. It takes 9 months for a baby to be born.
7. After 8 cycles through the human body urine becomes so potent with....
I would just get in my car, round up all my mates (who live pretty damn close) go to my local shpping centre, clear it out and wait there for a while. Then, id clear out the parking lot, hotwire all the cars and make a barrier around the pathway leading up to a palaza with flats, clear that out and set up basecamp on the top floor, then we are free to scavenge everyday for all we need from the shop whilst having the safety of high ground!! for guns, we could nick dead cop's guns.. SORTED!!!
its stupid to use handguns use smgs or somthing with fire power useing a hand gun is stupid it may have accuracy but ur screwed if u run in to a bunch of zombies
Are you fucking kidding me? Have you ever used a pistol? I'm not saying SMG aren't a good idea, but you need to shoot for the head. SMG's are made for multiple body shots and can be hard to manuver fast for a head shot. While a handgun can be quickly aimed and fired while you have your other hand free.
m1 Garand or something along those lines, and a mace/ball in chain. Why those? Because I actually own 'em. :) That, and 7 swords to go with the mace. Bua ha ha!
They may be laughing, but th information will stay with them... We can only wait.. And hope.
soaponaroapDG 1 month ago
i would kill all the zombies with my fist.
halonerd69971 3 months ago
I need to invest in a boat because I live within 3 blocks of the ocean
ttjolly 6 months ago
"omg there r like 300 zombies coming towards us bob, what do we do???"
"...well Jimmy, we crack some skulls, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JJEEEEEEEEEEEENNKKKKKIIINSSS!!!!!"
Tehroxxorz1 7 months ago
I have that book!!!
johnpauljones987 7 months ago
ok guys i want to point something out. what is a zombie sees u out side getting something or like that.But theres road blocks beteewn u and the zombie but the road block is tall thank god but will the zombie stop at nothin to get u just think at L4d ? Then is it dosent stop for nothing ur f***ing screwd because u may have a gun with no bullets or no gun just a knife . so what? just hope it says o look a penny then u run off?
Starfox5409 8 months ago
@Starfox5409 my knife has brass knuckles and is about 9 inches long. I would also have a machete, a hammer, a ratan, molotovs, sword, katana, bat, and I'm sure that there with be rocks all around me.
ToddIngram1000 6 months ago
@ToddIngram1000 and youl carry this around how?
Muayti 3 months ago
@Muayti duffel bag, belt with sheaths, and the bat in my hands
ToddIngram1000 3 months ago
my plan:
step 1: get my closest friends and family and xbox
step 2: steal a blimp(zombies cant climb air)
step 3: play halo til the zombies decompose
BOWCHICAWOWWOW
mantispr0wler 8 months ago
@mantispr0wler I like this plan. What happens when you run out of fuel?
otherworld90 8 months ago
@otherworld90 *Cough* I think his plan is stuffed up now
Dealornodealmadtv 8 months ago
my plan:
step 1: get my closest friends and family and xbox
step 2: steal a blimp
step 3: play halo til the zombies decompose
BOWCHICAWOWWOW
mantispr0wler 8 months ago
Seriously, this guy is assuming that people will know about the zombie outbreak when it happens. Most likely, the general public won't have a clue as to what's going on until there is a flesh eater on their doorstep.
Since he has read Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, he should hopefully have read brooks' World War Z which covers thru first person accounts the Zombie apocalypse. In all of the stories leading up to the apocalypse, no one had a clue as to what was going on.
phisig383 8 months ago
my zobie plan
1. hijack a cruiseship
or move to the artic ( zombies have no body heat htey would freze
or move into my attic and ride it out because zombie would decompose eventually
thealex2200 8 months ago
my zombie plan
1.watch news for outbreak
2.gather supplies, vehicles, weapons got to country side with friends and families
3.find house easily fortified and quiet big
4.if area becomes a hot zone leave for small fishing town on the coast
5.find survivors
6.survive
kanedonny 9 months ago
when the zombie apocalypse comes noob tubes arent alowed!!!
comradebanks1 9 months ago
i got 3 months of freeze dried food stored in my attic , a 357 magnum revolver with over 1000 rounds my house is a cabin in the woods,and all my friends are gun owners i am prepaired
kyofan2052014 10 months ago
Be prepare the zombies are coming
MegaJl3 10 months ago
thatd be the best buisiness meeting evar
pigstynumeral 11 months ago
My plan: Be a zombie
iamabsFTW 11 months ago
Zombie plan:
Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)
Step 2: Build an army of survivors.
Step 3: Build a base.
Step 4: Build a colony with the survivors.
Alien Plan:
Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)
Step 2: Amass an army of all humanity equiped with U.S.S.
Step 3: Rebuild after we win.
Jodar5 11 months ago
you put a factor in that you cant controll you dont know if zombies can climb.
spray1n1pray 1 year ago
i dont think those people should be laughing.....what if it happens!!!
scars0720 1 year ago
mine has something to do with a shotgun
Depthcharge2030 1 year ago
Remember, in an apocalypse. It's all about luck and fate. Kinda like a whatever happens happens situation. Like dawn of the dead 2004 remake. Im pretty sure there were people who already planned it out but just got un-lucky and got bit. Then some people who did not even plan at all some-how just survived.
Synicaalescape 1 year ago
If there ever is an apocalypse, the chances of surviving are like 100 to 1. It's not easy. But what I would do is. Pack up, plain and simple. Canned foods, my pistol, Then I would TRY and head out to a super-market and fight-off and get supplies and more food. Then I would head back to my house and start barricading around the perimeter of my home and cover up all my windows with fence, metal and BIG curtains. Stay in my home and try to wait it out. Then if it goes wrong i'll hop in my car...
Synicaalescape 1 year ago
My plan is...hav alot of fuckin shot gun ammo...and my knives swords and tomahawk...im all good
spazinout96 1 year ago
i have a bb gun with no bbs
cathalh6 1 year ago
you should upload the powerpoint
blumanno 1 year ago
noooooo u need a weapon that dosent run on ammo or gas.... then it takes time to reload
potank1 1 year ago
"Always a good idea to drink vault" XD
williamq19 1 year ago
they laugh now but look at when they laughed at the idea of travailing in space!
TonPappa 1 year ago
Comment removed
HDCYTFAN 1 year ago
I did something similar for an essay. They all laugh now, but I'll be laughing when I use a shovel to smash their zombie brains all over the front of my truck.
shikitokaproto 1 year ago 11
@shikitokaproto yeah, people think it's all a big joke but in all reality it is much more of a possibility than they realize.
randy1822001 1 year ago
@randy1822001 Humans that reanimate into 'dead' corpse? LOL! yeah sure it possible, except for the fact that human cells need water and oxygen to even function and it would defy the very laws of physics. The only possible 'outbreak' is like roid-rage mixed with rabies that are spread from animals.
Synicaalescape 1 year ago
Love the Red Vs blue too :D
williamq19 1 year ago
Always scream LEROY JANKINS :D
williamq19 1 year ago
@williamq19 if ur gonna die u have to go out with a bang.....pull a leroy jankins if u want to make your death memorable......not that you will remember it.....LLEERROOOYYY JJANNKIINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!
max42777 1 year ago 3
@max42777 You spelled "Lerroy" wrong, and "Jenkins"
EmoZombiePro 1 year ago
@EmoZombiePro give me a beak i was up for 2 days with no sleep lol
max42777 1 year ago
@EmoZombiePro give me a beak i was up for 2 days with no sleep lol
max42777 1 year ago
It's always a good Idea to drink Vault XD
williamq19 1 year ago
XD Loved it dude good job
williamq19 1 year ago
Man, I wish I could've thought of using this topic for my speech presentation. Everyone's presentations, including mine, were so typical.
Btw, if I was your teacher at the time, I would've given you a 100 with bonus points for creativity.
elitatsuki 1 year ago
You stole my idea, LEEEEEROOOY JEENKIINS, but, that was epic
Connorrules1 1 year ago
got to be the best speech ever :) you passed though right?
alissaa23 1 year ago
hell im goin up north they have frezing cold weather so i have 5-6 months i will be zombie free they have plenty of wild game plus i have ALOT of .22 rounds
TheWtfmania 1 year ago
haha, everbody is laughing at first then they realise that he is serious.
wevor4tard 1 year ago
Comment removed
MultiNerve 1 year ago
@MultiNerve how will you get supplies?
TheWtfmania 1 year ago
Im gunna make a convoy with a big armord truck armed to the teath with steal plating and weapons posably fireworks like in the dawn of the dead. its the middle of the night and im probally spelling like a 3rd grader
TheWarLordOfHell 1 year ago
im heddin to texas cause the red necks like their guns
bluejay790 1 year ago
I'm definitely doin something like this for an english project!
kazetehskylord 1 year ago
first i already have a gun at home, go to Big 5 take as much as possible, take my dog. head straight to target. spend most time looking for survivors and think about killing them if they zombie and then live in a big hill with a small house (big house are scare) and live out there, kinda like I am Legend
yoyoyoboy523 1 year ago
Dude my plan is go to my ranch in TX with my .223 and my 9mm with my family (who are gun nuts) ill be fine but sorry you guys cant come in.
cooke2894 1 year ago
@cooke2894 PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!
tdog0071 1 year ago
@cooke2894 bullets wont last 4 ever ;)
max42777 1 year ago
Very cool.
I tried this at work in a safety meeting, it did not go over well.
Akaoushi 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have started a survival group for this very reason.. called C.U.N.T., (Conflict Unit of Necessary Tactics) to organize and help survivors and eradicate the flesh munching walking corpses, We have several infiltration proof compounds all around the country stacked with food supplies water and produce seeds.. We are looking for people with your very motivated and prepared mind set.. We think you would make a Terrific C.U.N.T. and would be glad to welcome you in the unit if you join.
CrazyKing570 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i agree with having a close range weapon, but not a sword as swords blunt, the best weapon for close range will always be the crowbar
blades4130 1 year ago
i agree with having a close range weapon, but not a sword as swords blunt, the best weapon for close range will always be the crowbar
blades4130 1 year ago
Yea for all thoes people who keep telling me zombies will never exzist to stfu but when they do I'm going to laugh at who ever is still alive and say "ha I told you so ! ( then I'm going to trip them and run )" but if there isn't anyone alive I will laugh at the zombies then run .
TylerAlexisCedars 1 year ago
check my zombie plan out guys.tell me if i did okay so far.
magition49 1 year ago
what is this...
i dont even
rugbyf0rlife 1 year ago
@rugbyf0rlife hi my name is rugby for life and im 12 what is this?
DrInsanity987 1 year ago
I guess mine would just be go to Chuck Norris's house
unchained1978 1 year ago 19
@unchained1978 Only trouble is if Chuck Norris ever does become a zombie (which would be his choice as no zombie could ever get to him) the whole world would instantly turn into a zombie world as nobody can possibly stand up to a zombified Chuck
BrotherPrimus 1 year ago
i own the zombie survial guide!!!!!W00T!!!yeah.most things are true in what he said and came from the zombie survial guide by max brookes...hehehehehehehhee...yes look in to that book!own it!!!im 14 and i own it!!look into my zombie plan!im going to make a video in a week or so when i get ungrounded....
magition49 1 year ago
hell, y were tosepl laughin? zombi pans are a serious ordeal ._.
sorapwn1200 1 year ago
haha funny
meganfoxsbf 1 year ago
omfg im doing this as my speech next year !! lol
im heading for alaska :3 zombies have no body heat so they will freeze solid
max42777 1 year ago
Good job dog!
CabooseUnited 1 year ago
ermm... what was the topic? I didn't ever really have a chance to do a presentation on zombies!
StaticID 1 year ago
you have inspired me to make a zombie plan! *-*
MrJair97 1 year ago
Hell yeah RvB FTW! I haz a zombie plan too. ^_^
JohnDoe0722 1 year ago
this is epic
Xilser 1 year ago
Nice man. What college did you do this at? I thought about doing something like this for my speech class but I went with something else.
Aegeta 2 years ago
Comment removed
chives4you 2 years ago
hey if they made a virtual game on surviving a zombie apocalypse they should make a bounch of enviroments and its online dat would be the best zombie game ever so far and thats funny they showed a psa of red vs blue
buttpicker247 2 years ago
@buttpicker247
It's called L4D.
JohnDoe0722 1 year ago
@JohnDoe0722 i know but still i mean like u know those one kind of games at the arcade were u put the helmet on and it has a visr
buttpicker247 1 year ago
@buttpicker247
Idk, what you're talking about.
JohnDoe0722 1 year ago
@JohnDoe0722 never mind
buttpicker247 1 year ago
In my zombie plan im climbing the nearest mountian with lots of rope and climbing gear.
mercinary422 2 years ago
good luck...
Stag15Carbine 2 years ago
i saw the rvb thing coming
my zombie plan ill try to die 1 houre befor the they rise from the dead
my brain wont rot like thers so ill be the smartist zombie in the fucking world
xlrwolf10 2 years ago
a snubnose .38 special wud do fine in da invasion right :[?
rapistite 2 years ago
yeah, til you run out of ammo
schlupey 2 years ago
thats what kukri's are for ;P
Stag15Carbine 2 years ago
Hmm well if you live in a city then you can get like 6 zombies in a horde. Then your done.
bcbole92 2 years ago
.. thats about as low as i would go..
Halvorson 2 years ago
that would be a good plan z gun, as long as you have some decent firearms too. I'd rather have a good club than a .38
kfordudflight 2 years ago
Dude if I was one of the judges I would've given you an A++
Kickass work!
nelz0r 2 years ago
rvb! woot! caboose for life!
hurricane243 2 years ago
there was a class that i took in high school, public speaking. this speech was his actually... how ironic...
katiebabie625 2 years ago
how i see it zombies will probibly b like a human form of rabies
and that would suck major ass
TheRise0fBrutality 2 years ago
One thing I've noticed about zombie movies is that the rising of the zombies is usually random or caused by some virus. There should be a modern movie about a necromancer villain that raises the dead as an army against the world. That would be a good plot. But I guess that would be a movie based off of the Undead Scourge of Warcraft.
matatosuke3791 2 years ago
lol nice! Im doing a persuasive speech encouraging everyone to have a zombie plan.
Sochanu 2 years ago
4:14 I was just thinking about that when I saw the title of this video!!
Tailsmilespower 2 years ago
living dead, isnt that an oxymoron?
katiebabie625 2 years ago 19
Living dead, oxymoron and a description of the Golgari Swarm of Ravinica. Devkarin elves make excellent necromancers.
matatosuke3791 2 years ago
Seriously?
ACDCFan2956 2 years ago
i have a zombie plan it's a very unique good one also i live in canada so i don't know why everyone is trying to get to canada it will probably just as bad who knows though
mauq4 2 years ago
at night, i would stay at my house and stay quiet, making it look like no life is in the house and wait untill the next day. when day brake comes, id gather my wepons and head out in the zombie infected world, finding food and other suplies to continue north to canada, finding more survivers as i go along. id also try to find my family to see if they are all right, if they are, id just bring them with me, if not, id just leave them alone and let them die of natural causes in there zombie lifes.
killjoy11178 2 years ago
but if in the after noon, when i get out of work and am heading home, id simply just drive to a dock, if there is nothing in the way of the road, and hi-jack a ship and head to canada. and when i get to canada, i would just head north untill i see no sign of zombies in the area and just make a camping area for me/other survivers
killjoy11178 2 years ago
i have many zombie plans. if the infection starts in the day time, I'm planning on just storing my canned goods, bagged chips, and items that don't have expiration dates up stairs and destroying the staircase, afterwards, i head for the roof and barricade the room connecting the roof to the other levels so i would be protected for a while and have a good vantage point of the hole city's wear abouts while up there
killjoy11178 2 years ago
as i continue to stay up on the roof of my house, id try to look for other durvivers on their roofs and try to get there atention trying not the get the zombies infection as well. if there happens to be a surviver on a roof near my house, if comunicate the same way like gun shop owner bill did with the cop in dawn of the dead. we would then make another plan on how to get off the roofs and into a safer inviroment
killjoy11178 2 years ago
for my zombie plan, i'm gonna go to an island where i can easily take out the zombies that previously inhabited it. I'll be able to stockpile years of food on an island like hawaii(one of the main ones anyway). i could also stockpile guns and ammo. plus, the zombies who decide to come and get me can't swim. and if they try walking along the bottom of the ocean, the pressure will crush then. you know how i know? a fun statistic is that of all the water ON THE PLANET, the oceans hold 98% of it.
ronnoc360 2 years ago
and I thought of this....some 30 year olds are like...yeah nuke em...no thats dumb....seriously guys dont try toy be a bad ass.....just survive....i really want zombies to happen so we can get rid of all the dumb, spoiled, needy people and start earth from scratch
ilikesalad1997 2 years ago
and they dont need fuel.....then get the hell outta there....stick in to small groups...get any survivors you can if they can keep up but dont all travel close together....establish a leader for all the groups....live on the same mountain range or whatever but the less people the better......I think thats about it...by the way im twelv
ilikesalad1997 2 years ago
easier for you to get infected by cuts and stuff in the heat....your sweating, and you get durt and crap and yeah. you get the idea......oh yeah I forgot...dont go to malls or anything...go to wall mart...kill whose there...get everything there...stuff though take out stairs, get a ladder, axes for cutting stuff..;...dont stay there....like seriously get a ton of shit there.....put it in the biggest truck you can find...also steal the bikes...they are quiet, they give you
ilikesalad1997 2 years ago
people of your group...friends family...i dont give aa shit...if they are slow or are holding you back, leave them with enough supplies to surviv on there own...sorry....go to colorado...well for me thats where cuz im in texas and thats really high mountains nearby,,,i could also go to guadalupe peak but its hot as balls in texas so screw that....its
ilikesalad1997 2 years ago
dude my zombie plan is so long its almost rtarded....best weapon is a trench knife....get one....or ten....guns, bats, axes etc. big heavy weapons suck balls....you get a good swing in, it gets stuck in the zombie, then others eat you...the best gun is a pistol and a 22 rifle.....everyone is like "oh yeah m 16 machine guns.....you cant really just go find a nuke or anything super powerful......plus guns suck....they sare last resorts.....elemenate all bad
ilikesalad1997 2 years ago
I didn't realize some people don't have a zombie plan.
DGomez2012 2 years ago
epicly goog video and yes i do have a Zombie plan.
Memphis50252 2 years ago
Great idea for a speech, good bullet points in terms of what to talk about; however, bad execution in terms of the actual words coming out of his mouth. I still think it's an awesome speech for class, but it just seemed like he spent more time working on the slide presentation that actually rehearsing what he was going to say and how to say it.
DevanLund 2 years ago
LOL VAULTS
BIILYBOB999 2 years ago
I'd dig an underground tunnel and find a way to put myself into a cryogenic sleep until it all blows over.
Diamondkid777 2 years ago
M1 Garand would be my choice in a zombie apocalypse. 8 rounds, accurate, easy to use, and its awesome.
GarretKnight 2 years ago
crowd control? and it makes a loud "DING" when the clip is done which brings attention to you.
bbsloveme 2 years ago 2
You have a point there, I think I would take the risk.
GarretKnight 2 years ago
well I know I am ready! Bring em!
MRLOLLAST123 2 years ago
I stock up the second story of my house with whatever supplies I can, and fill up the bathtub so I have water with me.
I then destroy the staircase.
Redbob86 2 years ago
LEEROOOOOYYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!
Pacu89 2 years ago
my plan is tHAT I CREAT a awesome team get lots of guns pertect my house
take food from super markets and stuff
if that falls a like on top of a moutai n petect by barged wire a turrrents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
plrogi 2 years ago
"You don't reload swords!"
Gave me a good chuckle xD
KatanaMaster9 2 years ago
im gonna climb up into my attic where there are two weeks of food stored...im not gonna tell you what ill do when the food run out incase you catch the virus
Matt412100 2 years ago
idk but i think u copy from something isnt that from a tv show?
sancar22 2 years ago
never go with a pistol, its innacurate, and almost everyone with a pistol dies carry a bolt action or a semi auto rifle with silencer
johannmaximus1 2 years ago
you dont really need a silencer, :P the zombies can smell you before they hear you, and pistols are accurate, but only if the one shooting is accurate. you wanna tear a zombie to pieces, use a grenade, and toss it away, my plan, go to a nice little island, after I find a copter or jet, and someone who knows how to fly it, stock up on food and some guns, and when we're low on food, attack, I say we, cuz many people will be there with me, we all had the same idea ^-^
ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 years ago
not true. zombies can hear the sound of firearms from miles away, too far to smell, and grenades do not always destroy the head, so the zombie is still able to bite and infect. and most people who carry pistols miss the head, and they get swamped by infected zombies. the best rifles are semi automatic ones, that are accurate at long distances
johannmaximus1 2 years ago
i will go to water because zombies suck at swimming
harrydibbs 2 years ago
My plan is to take my friends over to wal mart, get food and supplies, and then head across the street to big 5, then we just wait out the apocolypse.
CliffDiverBOA 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Nice try. Keep it up check out esteembpo + com for social media marketing. wtgwetjutey
bethaprivttee 2 years ago
Dude - you attend THE most awesome college of all eternity.
Period.
Trollfresser 2 years ago 16
I personally will go into the streats with as many machine guns knives assault rifles grenades and medieval flailes as possible to kick as much zombie ass as possible all while screaming DIE YOU ZOMBIE DIRT BAGS!!!!!!!!!
sonsal432 2 years ago
find the infection and infect myself if you can't beat, them join them...
blink182blink182love 2 years ago 2
get the weapons, get food, go to alaska, zombies have no body heat they will freeze, maby a mountain in alaska
rockindrum0 2 years ago
basically like grif's plan
rockindrum0 2 years ago
@max42777 We reload our own ammo, and it doesnt need to last forever, @tdog0071 <-- Just until we get more "visitors" to steal from and kill lol
cooke2894 1 year ago
I'm going to board up in Walmart. there's one near by that has a small, second set of doors past the huge display room. Also, there's huge stores of food and a section that sells guns and knives and such.
Brutus39303 2 years ago
How are you going to secure all the doors and wipe out all the zombies already in it?
psphackingtutorials 2 years ago
semi-automatic rifle I have in the closet...
Brutus39303 2 years ago
Nice, how many rounds?
psphackingtutorials 2 years ago
my zombie plan is too get a good melee weapon and, if possible, some guns. then do some research. if i can find how the zombies detect there prey (sight sound scent) then i can take the appropiate contermeasures. as for supplies ill stick close to any i can find and try to avoid a place with lots of zombies, maybe take out some if their numbers are small. the problem is what do i do if they attack when im old or too injured to move.
Nostripe361 2 years ago 2
YOU DON'T RELOAD SWORDS!
chuckiej 2 years ago
Paranoia rocks! I dont know why but theres something inside of me that really wants this kind of situation to get real! lol
47zencreative 2 years ago 3
every man or man child wants it to be
onlineidiot 2 years ago
I thought I was the only one. XD
psphackingtutorials 2 years ago 2
well i live near the coast and theres this tiny deserted island, i go with my tent and all my supplies up there hold out a long as i can, in any case i can go along the coast in my boat and hit the small stores. I live in Puerto Rico so their aint a lot of room to run like over at the states. but still i have my plan
ragnarok1326 2 years ago
dude, hardware store is where its at. Stuff to reinforce the building. Just make sure its in a location close to food and water supplies.
suprsnypr 2 years ago
project umbrella lol xD
well my plan is to go to costco since theres alot of food and water there and stay there ooooOOOoO and bring some guns to ahahahahah yup..
xXRaWr1020xX 2 years ago
pistols dont provide accuracy, they are good in close quards manuvering, and easy to cary,
Pendragondnd 2 years ago
dependin on where the outbreak is il either stay at home and barricade it closed and have a room set up so that if they get too close i can just get though my roof out of the house or if theres time go and get mates and go into a shoping centre and gather food and weapons and barricade the store
mcfugget 2 years ago
im glad to know that im not the only one who thinks of this stuff everyone thinks im crazy but i know i will be prepared
dukeboy2212 2 years ago
im just gunna run to the corner store te chinese giy has a gun and theres lots of food and there are cages on the windows
and when the time comes that i run out of food ill give my self alchol posionig its a perfact plan
peno663 2 years ago
I've been slowly storing weeks worth of dried food, bottled water and guns, lots of guns, and lots of ammo. I have been storing all this in my tornado shelter. It is only 6' by 6', but it is about 5 feet underground with a wrought iron door that has a bolt lock strong enough to withstand pull from a tornado. The food and water should last me about 40 weeks. After that I climb out and drive to Montana. It is hopefully too high and cold for the zombies and I can live out my last days there.
jrbl995 2 years ago
Yes, I should work on a zombie plan too.... I know everyone should have supplies that you'd see in a hospital room drawer. I'm already planning on buying supplies. Hey, never know, might not even be zombies, just something disastrous.
NVCSUNDERGRAD 2 years ago
woah I had that alaska idea to! its one of my many plans.
TheZombiePlanFilms 2 years ago
I have over 15 zombie plans!!! In one, I feed hannah montana to the zombies! In another, I steal a tank...
Tearpeice 2 years ago
That my friend is preperation. And as a matter of fact its one of my 40 Zombie Plans.
TheZombiePlanFilms 2 years ago
i need that book
CbombTheTraceur 2 years ago
I would move to antartica, learn the language of the penguins, and breed with their women.
IslandThunder84 2 years ago 5
1. Go to the Elfie Tower.
2. Go to the top.
3. Bring at least 1 chick with me to make a family.
4.Barricade all doors.
5. Snipe all Zombies trough a sniper rifle.
6. Use children as meat or bait.
7. Drink urine.
8. Wait for rescue to a military base.
I know. It's strange on sooo many levels, but you do what you can to survive.
masterathalo1 2 years ago
1. How do you plan on getting there?
2. Good luck, fattie.
3. So what, you're just going to find some scared poor frantic girl and tear her away from her group/family?
4. With....what?
5. Where are you going to get said gun and ammunition? Secondly, why would you waste the ammunition? Third, Mr."Master at Halo", I doubt you would be able to hit them from that range any way.
6. It takes 9 months for a baby to be born.
7. After 8 cycles through the human body urine becomes so potent with....
Kurufear 2 years ago 5
7. Continued: ammonia that it would KILL YOU.
8. You'd just let people risk their life to save your sorry ass?
Long story short:
See you in hell, fucker.
Kurufear 2 years ago 4
I would just get in my car, round up all my mates (who live pretty damn close) go to my local shpping centre, clear it out and wait there for a while. Then, id clear out the parking lot, hotwire all the cars and make a barrier around the pathway leading up to a palaza with flats, clear that out and set up basecamp on the top floor, then we are free to scavenge everyday for all we need from the shop whilst having the safety of high ground!! for guns, we could nick dead cop's guns.. SORTED!!!
MrAppleby56 2 years ago
its stupid to use handguns use smgs or somthing with fire power useing a hand gun is stupid it may have accuracy but ur screwed if u run in to a bunch of zombies
bonechow 2 years ago
Are you fucking kidding me? Have you ever used a pistol? I'm not saying SMG aren't a good idea, but you need to shoot for the head. SMG's are made for multiple body shots and can be hard to manuver fast for a head shot. While a handgun can be quickly aimed and fired while you have your other hand free.
psphackingtutorials 2 years ago
I should remember this for a topic next time I have to present in English.
Darcksaac 2 years ago
1. get my .308 cal sniper rifle my 12 gauge shotgun and colt 45 and my luck baseball bat
2.find a shit load of water caned food and other food
3.gather my closest friends and tell them to bring all there food weapons and ammo
4. find a high place to hold out like a hotel link 3 or 4 of the rooms together
5.barricade all doors but do it simple so if we run out of food we can go scavenge for some
6.sit bak and wait for this all to blow over
(a add on to #3 same number of girls as guys)
xMETALHEADx124 2 years ago
I'm making one right now!
CabooseUnited 2 years ago
I have 4 RE games, a ton of green herbs (from Chia.) and a Poisoned Machete and I can run fast. Could I survive?
Emigdiosback 2 years ago
no you could not
xMETALHEADx124 2 years ago
m1 Garand or something along those lines, and a mace/ball in chain. Why those? Because I actually own 'em. :) That, and 7 swords to go with the mace. Bua ha ha!
OotHEWoW 2 years ago
Maybe a skyscraper with all doors totally blocked off?
CoolJohnDog 3 years ago
Dude youd dont even wanna know my zombie plan
IT3ABAGU 3 years ago