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  • They may be laughing, but th information will stay with them... We can only wait.. And hope.

  • i would kill all the zombies with my fist.

  • I need to invest in a boat because I live within 3 blocks of the ocean

  • "omg there r like 300 zombies coming towards us bob, what do we do???"

    "...well Jimmy, we crack some skulls, LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROO­OOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JJEEEEEEEEEEEENNKKKKKIIINSSS!!­!!!"

  • I have that book!!!

  • ok guys i want to point something out. what is a zombie sees u out side getting something or like that.But theres road blocks beteewn u and the zombie but the road block is tall thank god but will the zombie stop at nothin to get u just think at L4d ? Then is it dosent stop for nothing ur f***ing screwd because u may have a gun with no bullets or no gun just a knife . so what? just hope it says o look a penny then u run off?

  • @Starfox5409 my knife has brass knuckles and is about 9 inches long. I would also have a machete, a hammer, a ratan, molotovs, sword, katana, bat, and I'm sure that there with be rocks all around me.

  • @ToddIngram1000 and youl carry this around how?

  • @Muayti duffel bag, belt with sheaths, and the bat in my hands

  • my plan:

    step 1: get my closest friends and family and xbox

    step 2: steal a blimp(zombies cant climb air)

    step 3: play halo til the zombies decompose

    BOWCHICAWOWWOW

  • @mantispr0wler I like this plan. What happens when you run out of fuel?

  • @otherworld90 *Cough* I think his plan is stuffed up now

  • my plan:

    step 1: get my closest friends and family and xbox

    step 2: steal a blimp

    step 3: play halo til the zombies decompose

    BOWCHICAWOWWOW

  • Seriously, this guy is assuming that people will know about the zombie outbreak when it happens. Most likely, the general public won't have a clue as to what's going on until there is a flesh eater on their doorstep.

    Since he has read Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, he should hopefully have read brooks' World War Z which covers thru first person accounts the Zombie apocalypse. In all of the stories leading up to the apocalypse, no one had a clue as to what was going on.

  • my zobie plan

    1. hijack a cruiseship

    or move to the artic ( zombies have no body heat htey would freze

    or move into my attic and ride it out because zombie would decompose eventually

  • my zombie plan

    1.watch news for outbreak

    2.gather supplies, vehicles, weapons got to country side with friends and families

    3.find house easily fortified and quiet big

    4.if area becomes a hot zone leave for small fishing town on the coast

    5.find survivors

    6.survive

  • when the zombie apocalypse comes noob tubes arent alowed!!!

  • i got 3 months of freeze dried food stored in my attic , a 357 magnum revolver with over 1000 rounds my house is a cabin in the woods,and all my friends are gun owners i am prepaired

  • Be prepare the zombies are coming

  • thatd be the best buisiness meeting evar

  • My plan: Be a zombie

  • Zombie plan:

    Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)

    Step 2: Build an army of survivors.

    Step 3: Build a base.

    Step 4: Build a colony with the survivors.

    Alien Plan:

    Step 1: Ultimate Survival Suit/U.S.S. (in progress)

    Step 2: Amass an army of all humanity equiped with U.S.S.

    Step 3: Rebuild after we win.

  • you put a factor in that you cant controll you dont know if zombies can climb.

  • i dont think those people should be laughing.....what if it happens!!!

  • mine has something to do with a shotgun

  • Remember, in an apocalypse. It's all about luck and fate. Kinda like a whatever happens happens situation. Like dawn of the dead 2004 remake. Im pretty sure there were people who already planned it out but just got un-lucky and got bit. Then some people who did not even plan at all some-how just survived.

  • If there ever is an apocalypse, the chances of surviving are like 100 to 1. It's not easy. But what I would do is. Pack up, plain and simple. Canned foods, my pistol, Then I would TRY and head out to a super-market and fight-off and get supplies and more food. Then I would head back to my house and start barricading around the perimeter of my home and cover up all my windows with fence, metal and BIG curtains. Stay in my home and try to wait it out. Then if it goes wrong i'll hop in my car...

  • My plan is...hav alot of fuckin shot gun ammo...and my knives swords and tomahawk...im all good

  • i have a bb gun with no bbs

  • you should upload the powerpoint

  • noooooo u need a weapon that dosent run on ammo or gas.... then it takes time to reload

  • "Always a good idea to drink vault" XD

  • they laugh now but look at when they laughed at the idea of travailing in space!

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  • I did something similar for an essay. They all laugh now, but I'll be laughing when I use a shovel to smash their zombie brains all over the front of my truck.

  • @shikitokaproto yeah, people think it's all a big joke but in all reality it is much more of a possibility than they realize.

  • @randy1822001 Humans that reanimate into 'dead' corpse? LOL! yeah sure it possible, except for the fact that human cells need water and oxygen to even function and it would defy the very laws of physics. The only possible 'outbreak' is like roid-rage mixed with rabies that are spread from animals.

  • Love the Red Vs blue too :D

  • Always scream LEROY JANKINS :D

  • @williamq19 if ur gonna die u have to go out with a bang.....pull a leroy jankins if u want to make your death memorable......not that you will remember it.....LLEERROOOYYY JJANNKIINNSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  • @max42777 You spelled "Lerroy" wrong, and "Jenkins"

  • @EmoZombiePro give me a beak i was up for 2 days with no sleep lol

  • @EmoZombiePro give me a beak i was up for 2 days with no sleep lol

  • It's always a good Idea to drink Vault XD

  • XD Loved it dude good job

  • Man, I wish I could've thought of using this topic for my speech presentation. Everyone's presentations, including mine, were so typical.

    Btw, if I was your teacher at the time, I would've given you a 100 with bonus points for creativity.

  • You stole my idea, LEEEEEROOOY JEENKIINS, but, that was epic

  • got to be the best speech ever :) you passed though right?

  • hell im goin up north they have frezing cold weather so i have 5-6 months i will be zombie free they have plenty of wild game plus i have ALOT of .22 rounds

  • haha, everbody is laughing at first then they realise that he is serious.

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  • @MultiNerve how will you get supplies?

  • Im gunna make a convoy with a big armord truck armed to the teath with steal plating and weapons posably fireworks like in the dawn of the dead. its the middle of the night and im probally spelling like a 3rd grader

  • im heddin to texas cause the red necks like their guns

  • I'm definitely doin something like this for an english project!

  • first i already have a gun at home, go to Big 5 take as much as possible, take my dog. head straight to target. spend most time looking for survivors and think about killing them if they zombie and then live in a big hill with a small house (big house are scare) and live out there, kinda like I am Legend

  • Dude my plan is go to my ranch in TX with my .223 and my 9mm with my family (who are gun nuts) ill be fine but sorry you guys cant come in.

  • @cooke2894 PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU!

  • @cooke2894 bullets wont last 4 ever ;)

  • Very cool.

    I tried this at work in a safety meeting, it did not go over well.

  • i agree with having a close range weapon, but not a sword as swords blunt, the best weapon for close range will always be the crowbar

  • Yea for all thoes people who keep telling me zombies will never exzist to stfu but when they do I'm going to laugh at who ever is still alive and say "ha I told you so ! ( then I'm going to trip them and run )" but if there isn't anyone alive I will laugh at the zombies then run .

  • check my zombie plan out guys.tell me if i did okay so far.

  • what is this...

    i dont even

  • @rugbyf0rlife hi my name is rugby for life and im 12 what is this?

  • I guess mine would just be go to Chuck Norris's house

  • @unchained1978 Only trouble is if Chuck Norris ever does become a zombie (which would be his choice as no zombie could ever get to him) the whole world would instantly turn into a zombie world as nobody can possibly stand up to a zombified Chuck

  • i own the zombie survial guide!!!!!W00T!!!yeah.most things are true in what he said and came from the zombie survial guide by max brookes...hehehehehehehhee...y­es look in to that book!own it!!!im 14 and i own it!!look into my zombie plan!im going to make a video in a week or so when i get ungrounded....

  • hell, y were tosepl laughin? zombi pans are a serious ordeal ._.

  • haha funny

  • omfg im doing this as my speech next year !! lol

    im heading for alaska :3 zombies have no body heat so they will freeze solid

  • Good job dog!

  • ermm... what was the topic? I didn't ever really have a chance to do a presentation on zombies!

  • you have inspired me to make a zombie plan! *-*

  • Hell yeah RvB FTW! I haz a zombie plan too. ^_^

  • this is epic

  • Nice man. What college did you do this at? I thought about doing something like this for my speech class but I went with something else.

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  • hey if they made a virtual game on surviving a zombie apocalypse they should make a bounch of enviroments and its online dat would be the best zombie game ever so far and thats funny they showed a psa of red vs blue

  • @buttpicker247

    It's called L4D.

  • @JohnDoe0722 i know but still i mean like u know those one kind of games at the arcade were u put the helmet on and it has a visr

  • @buttpicker247

    Idk, what you're talking about.

  • @JohnDoe0722 never mind

  • In my zombie plan im climbing the nearest mountian with lots of rope and climbing gear.

  • good luck...

  • i saw the rvb thing coming

    my zombie plan ill try to die 1 houre befor the they rise from the dead

    my brain wont rot like thers so ill be the smartist zombie in the fucking world

  • a snubnose .38 special wud do fine in da invasion right :[?

  • yeah, til you run out of ammo

  • thats what kukri's are for ;P

  • Hmm well if you live in a city then you can get like 6 zombies in a horde. Then your done.

  • .. thats about as low as i would go..

  • that would be a good plan z gun, as long as you have some decent firearms too. I'd rather have a good club than a .38

  • Dude if I was one of the judges I would've given you an A++

    Kickass work!

  • rvb! woot! caboose for life!

  • there was a class that i took in high school, public speaking. this speech was his actually... how ironic...

  • how i see it zombies will probibly b like a human form of rabies

    and that would suck major ass

  • One thing I've noticed about zombie movies is that the rising of the zombies is usually random or caused by some virus. There should be a modern movie about a necromancer villain that raises the dead as an army against the world. That would be a good plot. But I guess that would be a movie based off of the Undead Scourge of Warcraft.

  • lol nice! Im doing a persuasive speech encouraging everyone to have a zombie plan.

  • 4:14 I was just thinking about that when I saw the title of this video!!

  • living dead, isnt that an oxymoron?

  • Living dead, oxymoron and a description of the Golgari Swarm of Ravinica. Devkarin elves make excellent necromancers.

  • Seriously?

  • i have a zombie plan it's a very unique good one also i live in canada  so i don't know why everyone is trying to get to canada it will probably just as bad who knows though

  • at night, i would stay at my house and stay quiet, making it look like no life is in the house and wait untill the next day. when day brake comes, id gather my wepons and head out in the zombie infected world, finding food and other suplies to continue north to canada, finding more survivers as i go along. id also try to find my family to see if they are all right, if they are, id just bring them with me, if not, id just leave them alone and let them die of natural causes in there zombie lifes.

  • but if in the after noon, when i get out of work and am heading home, id simply just drive to a dock, if there is nothing in the way of the road, and hi-jack a ship and head to canada. and when i get to canada, i would just head north untill i see no sign of zombies in the area and just make a camping area for me/other survivers

  • i have many zombie plans. if the infection starts in the day time, I'm planning on just storing my canned goods, bagged chips, and items that don't have expiration dates up stairs and destroying the staircase, afterwards, i head for the roof and barricade the room connecting the roof to the other levels so i would be protected for a while and have a good vantage point of the hole city's wear abouts while up there

  • as i continue to stay up on the roof of my house, id try to look for other durvivers on their roofs and try to get there atention trying not the get the zombies infection as well. if there happens to be a surviver on a roof near my house, if comunicate the same way like gun shop owner bill did with the cop in dawn of the dead. we would then make another plan on how to get off the roofs and into a safer inviroment

  • for my zombie plan, i'm gonna go to an island where i can easily take out the zombies that previously inhabited it. I'll be able to stockpile years of food on an island like hawaii(one of the main ones anyway). i could also stockpile guns and ammo. plus, the zombies who decide to come and get me can't swim. and if they try walking along the bottom of the ocean, the pressure will crush then. you know how i know? a fun statistic is that of all the water ON THE PLANET, the oceans hold 98% of it.

  • and I thought of this....some 30 year olds are like...yeah nuke em...no thats dumb....seriously guys dont try toy be a bad ass.....just survive....i really want zombies to happen so we can get rid of all the dumb, spoiled, needy people and start earth from scratch

  • and they dont need fuel.....then get the hell outta there....stick in to small groups...get any survivors you can if they can keep up but dont all travel close together....establish a leader for all the groups....live on the same mountain range or whatever but the less people the better......I think thats about it...by the way im twelv

  • easier for you to get infected by cuts and stuff in the heat....your sweating, and you get durt and crap and yeah. you get the idea......oh yeah I forgot...dont go to malls or anything...go to wall mart...kill whose there...get everything there...stuff though take out stairs, get a ladder, axes for cutting stuff..;...dont stay there....like seriously get a ton of shit there.....put it in the biggest truck you can find...also steal the bikes...they are quiet, they give you

  • people of your group...friends family...i dont give aa shit...if they are slow or are holding you back, leave them with enough supplies to surviv on there own...sorry....go to colorado...well for me thats where cuz im in texas and thats really high mountains nearby,,,i could also go to guadalupe peak but its hot as balls in texas so screw that....its

  • dude my zombie plan is so long its almost rtarded....best weapon is a trench knife....get one....or ten....guns, bats, axes etc. big heavy weapons suck balls....you get a good swing in, it gets stuck in the zombie, then others eat you...the best gun is a pistol and a 22 rifle.....everyone is like "oh yeah m 16 machine guns.....you cant really just go find a nuke or anything super powerful......plus guns suck....they sare last resorts.....elemenate all bad

  • I didn't realize some people don't have a zombie plan.

  • epicly goog video and yes i do have a Zombie plan.

  • Great idea for a speech, good bullet points in terms of what to talk about; however, bad execution in terms of the actual words coming out of his mouth. I still think it's an awesome speech for class, but it just seemed like he spent more time working on the slide presentation that actually rehearsing what he was going to say and how to say it.

  • LOL VAULTS

  • I'd dig an underground tunnel and find a way to put myself into a cryogenic sleep until it all blows over.

  • M1 Garand would be my choice in a zombie apocalypse. 8 rounds, accurate, easy to use, and its awesome.

  • crowd control? and it makes a loud "DING" when the clip is done which brings attention to you.

  • You have a point there, I think I would take the risk.

  • well I know I am ready! Bring em!

  • I stock up the second story of my house with whatever supplies I can, and fill up the bathtub so I have water with me.

    I then destroy the staircase.

  • LEEROOOOOYYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!

  • my plan is tHAT I CREAT a awesome team get lots of guns pertect my house

    take food from super markets and stuff

    if that falls a like on top of a moutai n petect by barged wire a turrrents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • "You don't reload swords!"

    Gave me a good chuckle xD

  • im gonna climb up into my attic where there are two weeks of food stored...im not gonna tell you what ill do when the food run out incase you catch the virus

  • idk but i think u copy from something isnt that from a tv show?

  • never go with a pistol, its innacurate, and almost everyone with a pistol dies carry a bolt action or a semi auto rifle with silencer

  • you dont really need a silencer, :P the zombies can smell you before they hear you, and pistols are accurate, but only if the one shooting is accurate. you wanna tear a zombie to pieces, use a grenade, and toss it away, my plan, go to a nice little island, after I find a copter or jet, and someone who knows how to fly it, stock up on food and some guns, and when we're low on food, attack, I say we, cuz many people will be there with me, we all had the same idea ^-^

  • not true. zombies can hear the sound of firearms from miles away, too far to smell, and grenades do not always destroy the head, so the zombie is still able to bite and infect. and most people who carry pistols miss the head, and they get swamped by infected zombies. the best rifles are semi automatic ones, that are accurate at long distances

  • i will go to water because zombies suck at swimming

  • My plan is to take my friends over to wal mart, get food and supplies, and then head across the street to big 5, then we just wait out the apocolypse.

  • Dude - you attend THE most awesome college of all eternity.

    Period.

  • I personally will go into the streats with as many machine guns knives assault rifles grenades and medieval flailes as possible to kick as much zombie ass as possible all while screaming DIE YOU ZOMBIE DIRT BAGS!!!!!!!!!

  • find the infection and infect myself if you can't beat, them join them...

  • get the weapons, get food, go to alaska, zombies have no body heat they will freeze, maby a mountain in alaska

  • basically like grif's plan

  • @max42777 We reload our own ammo, and it doesnt need to last forever, @tdog0071 <-- Just until we get more "visitors" to steal from and kill lol

  • I'm going to board up in Walmart. there's one near by that has a small, second set of doors past the huge display room. Also, there's huge stores of food and a section that sells guns and knives and such.

  • How are you going to secure all the doors and wipe out all the zombies already in it?

  • semi-automatic rifle I have in the closet...

  • Nice, how many rounds?

  • my zombie plan is too get a good melee weapon and, if possible, some guns. then do some research. if i can find how the zombies detect there prey (sight sound scent) then i can take the appropiate contermeasures. as for supplies ill stick close to any i can find and try to avoid a place with lots of zombies, maybe take out some if their numbers are small. the problem is what do i do if they attack when im old or too injured to move.

  • YOU DON'T RELOAD SWORDS!

  • Paranoia rocks! I dont know why but theres something inside of me that really wants this kind of situation to get real! lol

  • every man or man child wants it to be

  • I thought I was the only one. XD

  • well i live near the coast and theres this tiny deserted island, i go with my tent and all my supplies up there hold out a long as i can, in any case i can go along the coast in my boat and hit the small stores. I live in Puerto Rico so their aint a lot of room to run like over at the states. but still i have my plan

  • dude, hardware store is where its at. Stuff to reinforce the building. Just make sure its in a location close to food and water supplies.

  • project umbrella lol xD

    well my plan is to go to costco since theres alot of food and water there and stay there ooooOOOoO and bring some guns to ahahahahah yup..

  • pistols dont provide accuracy, they are good in close quards manuvering, and easy to cary,

  • dependin on where the outbreak is il either stay at home and barricade it closed and have a room set up so that if they get too close i can just get though my roof out of the house or if theres time go and get mates and go into a shoping centre and gather food and weapons and barricade the store

  • im glad to know that im not the only one who thinks of this stuff everyone thinks im crazy but i know i will be prepared

  • im just gunna run to the corner store te chinese giy has a gun and theres lots of food and there are cages on the windows

    and when the time comes that i run out of food ill give my self alchol posionig its a perfact plan

  • I've been slowly storing weeks worth of dried food, bottled water and guns, lots of guns, and lots of ammo. I have been storing all this in my tornado shelter. It is only 6' by 6', but it is about 5 feet underground with a wrought iron door that has a bolt lock strong enough to withstand pull from a tornado. The food and water should last me about 40 weeks. After that I climb out and drive to Montana. It is hopefully too high and cold for the zombies and I can live out my last days there.

  • Yes, I should work on a zombie plan too.... I know everyone should have supplies that you'd see in a hospital room drawer. I'm already planning on buying supplies. Hey, never know, might not even be zombies, just something disastrous.

  • woah I had that alaska idea to! its one of my many plans.

  • I have over 15 zombie plans!!! In one, I feed hannah montana to the zombies! In another, I steal a tank...

  • That my friend is preperation. And as a matter of fact its one of my 40 Zombie Plans.

  • i need that book

  • I would move to antartica, learn the language of the penguins, and breed with their women.

  • 1. Go to the Elfie Tower.

    2. Go to the top.

    3. Bring at least 1 chick with me to make a family.

    4.Barricade all doors.

    5. Snipe all Zombies trough a sniper rifle.

    6. Use children as meat or bait.

    7. Drink urine.

    8. Wait for rescue to a military base.

    I know. It's strange on sooo many levels, but you do what you can to survive.

  • 1. How do you plan on getting there?

    2. Good luck, fattie.

    3. So what, you're just going to find some scared poor frantic girl and tear her away from her group/family?

    4. With....what?

    5. Where are you going to get said gun and ammunition? Secondly, why would you waste the ammunition? Third, Mr."Master at Halo", I doubt you would be able to hit them from that range any way.

    6. It takes 9 months for a baby to be born.

    7. After 8 cycles through the human body urine becomes so potent with....

  • 7. Continued: ammonia that it would KILL YOU.

    8. You'd just let people risk their life to save your sorry ass?

    Long story short:

    See you in hell, fucker.

  • I would just get in my car, round up all my mates (who live pretty damn close) go to my local shpping centre, clear it out and wait there for a while. Then, id clear out the parking lot, hotwire all the cars and make a barrier around the pathway leading up to a palaza with flats, clear that out and set up basecamp on the top floor, then we are free to scavenge everyday for all we need from the shop whilst having the safety of high ground!! for guns, we could nick dead cop's guns.. SORTED!!!

  • its stupid to use handguns use smgs or somthing with fire power useing a hand gun is stupid it may have accuracy but ur screwed if u run in to a bunch of zombies

  • Are you fucking kidding me? Have you ever used a pistol? I'm not saying SMG aren't a good idea, but you need to shoot for the head. SMG's are made for multiple body shots and can be hard to manuver fast for a head shot. While a handgun can be quickly aimed and fired while you have your other hand free.

  • I should remember this for a topic next time I have to present in English.

  • 1. get my .308 cal sniper rifle my 12 gauge shotgun and colt 45 and my luck baseball bat

    2.find a shit load of water caned food and other food

    3.gather my closest friends and tell them to bring all there food weapons and ammo

    4. find a high place to hold out like a hotel link 3 or 4 of the rooms together

    5.barricade all doors but do it simple so if we run out of food we can go scavenge for some

    6.sit bak and wait for this all to blow over

    (a add on to #3 same number of girls as guys)

  • I'm making one right now!

  • I have 4 RE games, a ton of green herbs (from Chia.) and a Poisoned Machete and I can run fast. Could I survive?

  • no you could not

  • m1 Garand or something along those lines, and a mace/ball in chain. Why those? Because I actually own 'em. :) That, and 7 swords to go with the mace. Bua ha ha!

  • Maybe a skyscraper with all doors totally blocked off?

  • Dude youd dont even wanna know my zombie plan