Why I'm an IBMer

[dotdotdash2]

Want to help build a smarter planet? Kill all the damn humans. 7 billion people are sucking the planet dry.

[anthonyclark2020]

Whats the "equation to help you get to work on time" ? 0:41

[Voyksed]

I'm a vendor :-)

[puzithful]

Hi,

I am a MTech Graduate in Nanotechnology specialize in nanophotonics and nanoelectronics, from VIT university.

I like to know if there is any suitable job for me.

Please let me know if there is any job that my qualification can get. Thank you.

[puzithful]

Hi,

I am a MTech Graduate in Nanotechnology specialize in nanophotonics and nanoelectronics, from VIT university.

I like to if there is any suitable job for me.

Please let me know if there is any job that my qualification can get. Thank you.

[jeauxkewl]

Before any of you "THINK" about becoming IBMers, talk to people that work inside IBM. Just sayin.... it's not all those on the outside make it out to be.

[zagro7]

@jeauxkewl

knowledge from 1st level supprort? :)

[giderclay]

I'm a IBMer too!

[bestamerica]

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sure microsoft OS system is still inside the IBM computer

[hashpuppy101]

why the hell do they pick up the geekiest of indians every time...it not like there arent any smart ones. wtf?

[biggingeryeti]

Why I am not an IBMer: They knowingly profited from the holocaust and apartheid. That tattoo you see on Jewish concentration camp survivors? An IBM sorting code.

[MrPepsins]

I am from India... i have completed bachelor of Electronics and communication Engineering..

any scope for me in IBM?

[daftrhetoric]

IBM is one of the best companies in the world. Research, integrity, fecundity, and enterprise.

[noverichip]

One Mainframe To Rule Them All - IBM and Verichip - The Human Microchipping Agenda - IBM and the Holocaust - and you work for this Nazi war criminal company?

[TheFreeLifer]

The people in the commercial look so pathetic. Perfect IBM zombies. Homo IBMers. Those nutters have to be stopped until it's too late.

[livelife2thefull3st]

"lets build a smarter planet"

Translation = lets plant the seed of "smarter planet" then ease into inmplanting yourself with RFID chips so we can control you.

Why dont they just say it?

would save a shit load of korny comercials.

[kenny19sk]

@livelife2thefull3st

Im an IBM er and I want to eat your kids too

[hresult1]

so uncool

[seths1997]

0:42 lol

my equation is...

fast car + no state trooper = get to work on time

worked for ibm 1 year before getting laid off. seems my whole team was let go so people in india and china can do our work - not that i have anything against people from there, but there was no legit reason for letting go good workers. from what i read it was all about the guys at the top having a bigger wallet and looking better on wall st.

[jivecash1]

lmbo @ dese dorks

[ChairmanYin]

maybe if your friend wasn't incompetent, he'd still have his job.

[cmacielatl]

I am from Brazil and joined IBM in Brazil, being later transferred to IBM in United States. I am not an executive, and IBM found enough value in my job to bring me to the US.

Wanna career at IBM? Be the top notch in your area of expertise, no matter where you live.