Christian Side Hug Rap Video Aims To Stop Hugs!

[seasidericky]

If I was to hug Anna straight on I would be afraid I would get my hard on. FYI I am godless.

[ReBirthTV1]

@BeyondEvil308 And it seems to be working out very well for you, "BeyondEvil308".

[ReBirthTV1]

@PeachyPeachPie Sigh. No. YOU don't even believe that, you're just talking trash. It's kind of common knowledge that Christians are very pro-sex, just within marriage. Christians enshrine sex within lifelong partnerships based on love and commitment (at least that's the ideal). If you make something "casual" and put the sex above the commitment/relationship, then you cheapen it. So you might say that Christians have better sex than you.

[Danovio]

@ReBirthTV1 Christians have better sex? and lets be honest... we all know the biggest cheaters in relationship's are relgious people.

[ReBirthTV1]

@Drucef Based on what? They give waaaay more statistically to charity, their marriages are better (among Christians who at least go to church), they commit fewer crimes, church attendance beats even having both parents at preventing youth criminality...do you actually research things or just say stuff? Christians are holding this world together, leave them alone.

[Drucef]

@ReBirthTV1: LMFAO. Are YOU actually doing reseach or are you just saying stuff? By the way, getting your research from Christian websites don't count. Dummy.

[ReBirthTV1]

@hichixichifoeva You worship Bud Light?

[hichixichifoeva]

@ReBirthTV1 Askdl-

God that comment was so, so, so old. Back when I couldn't even spell my own religion. I of course meant Buddhist. I'm a Buddhist.

But Bud Light ain't too bad either. 

[ReBirthTV1]

@ThallesNinja If sex is ONLY reproduction to you, then you are sad and unfortunate. Christians are accused of being anti-sex, but your comment highlights the reality that Christians just respect sex (and love) a lot more.

[ReBirthTV1]

@LZKS The video just makes me say, "Wow, that's really silly, but in context, it's not controversial at all." The comments on the other hand, make me fear for the future of humanity.

[ReBirthTV1]

@DilemmaSTS It's supposed to be a humorous sketch.

[DilemmaSTS]

@ReBirthTV1 how fucking bored do u have to be to reply to a comment that was made 2 years ago? I dont even remember what my comment was but I do remember seein this damn video 2 FUCKING YEARS AGO!!! Spend ur time doin sumn productive. Stop wastin ur time readin & replyin to youtube comments. dont bother replyin to me again cuz I wont bother even readin that shit. dont waste ur time.

[ReBirthTV1]

@j0sefj0sef I'm sure they probably are. They just aren't great at being hilarious.

[ReBirthTV1]

@DesperateFish34 There are plenty of reasons to mock any belief or culture, atheism included. Most Christians aren't online devoting time and money to mocking atheism though. There are a lot of reasons for that, but I'd wager that the biggest is because they have better things to do, like have priorities and a life and stuff.

[DesperateFish34]

@ReBirthTV1

>says Christians don't spend time mocking atheists on the internet

>mocks atheists on the internet

Convincing argument brah

[ReBirthTV1]

@elatino4eva It sure seems to encourage excellent spelling and punctuation.

[ReBirthTV1]

@jazzx251 Where did amies say that you'd be send home for it? If you don't understand something (or don't want to), then leave it alone and get on with your life. Do you realize that in dozens of cultures, men and women don't touch at all outside of marriage or family? Secularism has kidnapped the Christian idea of tolerance, butchered it, and now they're going to undo it with their arrogant cultural imperialism.

[jazzx251]

@ReBirthTV1

amies didn't say it, it was in the song - one of the lines goes something like,

"if a front hug you do, your PD time is through ...."

the band is communicating the penalty for front hugging and kissing - which is to have your parents take you home from the camp in disgrace!

[ReBirthTV1]

@amies7143 No one notices you. You're spoiling the stupid, bigoted fun.

[ReBirthTV1]

@1h34rtmus1c Pretty much the entire country of India doesn't hug. Probably half the world doesn't hug. It's called "other cultures". But I'm sure they're all "losers".

[ReBirthTV1]

@liveyoungdiefast91 That would be awesome! Like dolphin Soviets. No wait...like dolphin Red Chinas! Sorry, I can't think of a homogeneously atheistic country where genocide didn't break out...

[ReBirthTV1]

@zidzabazoobadzza It's just a silly sketch explaining a "no PDA" rule- such as you find in a lot of schools. You must really hate the entire country of India, where males and females don't hug or even touch each other.

[ReBirthTV1]

@hinezilla There have only been two abortion clinic bombings in the entire history of the United States of America. If you're going to include shootings and one dude who through a cocktail, then 5 or 6. Not all of those were by the religious- one was just a guy who was mad that his kid was aborted without his knowledge. There have been more honor killings that abortion clinic attacks in the US, even though Muslims are a tiny minority.

[ReBirthTV1]

@thellastryan Your cry for common sense and rationality will go unheard in a sea of bitter, sarcastic, jaded, hate-filled mockery from atheist and agnostic self-righteous hypocrites patting themselves on the back for being better at comedy than Christians.

[ReBirthTV1]

@sluttyfrogmagician Statistically, Christians who marry as virgins have better sex lives, happier marriages, fewer divorces, and far fewer instances of domestic abuse. But don't let sociology get in the way of the distorted view of reality that you cling to in order to hate Christians. Also, side-hugs are irrelevant, they're just for teens at campgrounds and such.

[ReBirthTV1]

@jimalbi I'm glad that most Christians don't use your kind of weird logic. They would hate everyone.

[ReBirthTV1]

@golvin26 You sound fair-minded and wise. I'm glad you're not one of those crazy Christians.

[ReBirthTV1]

@joebrueske Because the sketch is supposed to be funny. I don't know why that isn't obvious. It's white guys intentionally rapping like southern gangsters.

[ReBirthTV1]

@lewisz40 The devil is satin? I thought he would prefer leather. Anyway, I hope you recruit a lot of people over from cotton-polyester blends.

[ReBirthTV1]

@dontstoplying No, you just don't want to stop being ignorant. Sundown was exactly right, it's a camp rule. Not because of "temptation" but because making out, groping, etc. ("PDA") on campgrounds is against the rules, and kids use long awkward hugs to get around that rule.

I don't think you "liberated" Christian bashers would adapt well to a culture such as exists in many Asian countries, where men and women don't ever even touch each other unless they are married. Would you go around mocking?

[ReBirthTV1]

@jinxgirl2009 It's probably just at a camp or retreat and they're explaining the rules, and trying to be funny about it by doing a sketch.

[ReBirthTV1]

@brotmann86 A short attention span is the burden of our generation. You can get through the Bible. It's the most important piece of literature on earth. And think of it, you'll be minimally qualified to debate with Christians. For example, if you read the part called the "New Testament" you would understand why Christians don't follow the rules of the Torah such as capital punishment, etc. It's all explained very well.

[brotmann86]

@ReBirthTV1 i read the book. i won't argue about your faith. the bible still isnt the best or most important piece of literature ;) .

anyway "christians" should stop quoting the old testament all the time to justify being warhungry, narrowminded cowards. christianity is responsible for more wars and killed more people in it's history than any other cult. and no i am not saying "all" christians are like that.

[xXiMaSkaterXx]

So time to add another reason why im atheist

[GSanchez200]

When did Christian rappers use police sirens and gun sounds in their songs? 0_o

[TheSkunkCat]

Is it just me? Because whenever religious people try to be cool and hip for their religion, they become so -painfully- UNcool it even makes MY face hurt, and I stopped giving a shit about what was cool like well over a decade ago!

I mean seriously... just... it was like they went 'Here I have a completely retarded idea, inspired by my repressed sexuality!' 'Great! Lets write a terrible rap song about it! That'll inspire the kids!'

Shee-eesh.

[wrongfire]

whhaaaat.... the... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[hypnotic13371337]

wtf, the song is a slowed down version of the darth vader theme

[CKMLMA8]

Cenk sounds like Randy Savage at 5:42

[CKMLMA8]

i'm a christian and i listen to christian music. but i don't listen to christian rap for a number of reasons...time to add another one to the list

[Ravenoffaith]

.....Who wants to fuck?



[SkullVodka]

That was the silliest thing I have ever seen.  Absolutely embarrassing.

[Xoliul]

hahah omg "its weird, sidehugs shouldnt lead to that..."

[HomeWreckerA1]

I love how their trying to act badass

[benjaminengray]

Just thinking about giving Ana a front hug gives me an awkward erection and fills me with sinful lust.

[Asterifos]

Oh how dare people even think about HUGGING before marriage. The vulgarity of it all.... XD

[mrkymrk310]

I can't believe that video existed. Those "rappers" should've bought out all the video proof of this and destroyed it, before they were born. This rap will be a source of shame for them for the rest of their lives.

[Corroidz]

Wow, Cenk. Awkward. 9:50

[HyperTheProfessor]

I had the captions on while this video was playing. As they were singing "Christian Side Hug"... The caption read: "Tenancies Disease"

Wat.

[kylezo]

Am i the only person that realizes they are rapping...TO...THE...IMPERIAL.­..MARCH??? That's Darth Vader's theme music for those of you who are wondering.

[OddMike]

White, Christian boys rapping should be a sin.

[danagirl23]

my brain just exploded with a WTF ???!!!!

[plusmin09]

Worst rap ever?.....

I think Soulja Boy's "Superman" has that beat

[plusmin09]

"WHEN I HUG PEOPLE I LEAVE ROOM FOR THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!"

[Fleursdelily]

Hugs get them off? LOL!

[scottandrewhutchins]

I go to a church where people hug frontally every Sunday, including the minister.

[BloopyBlobBob]

yea there's no way this is for real. definitely a parody.

[Christfollower29]

This is a comedy group full of Atheist people. Its a joke and was not made by Christians

[TheAftershock666]

@Christfollower29 your a fuckin idiot.

[Babegirlcass]

@Christfollower29 No, this was a real Christian group, hun. It wasn't a joke.

[Christfollower29]

@Babegirlcass No it really was they have a youtube, babe

[Babegirlcass]

@Christfollower29 Then keep thinking that sweetie.

[Christfollower29]

@Babegirlcass You'r actually right. There was a group that was claiming they did it that were Atheist but they were just making fun of it. They make music and everything so I assumed it was them. See you later cutie pie.

[shelberoosky]

i want this in my ipod. lol

[bagofPLMZ]

i like how they justify beating you until your in a coma if you give an actual hug

[joe133322]

The work "Christian" automatically delegitimizes any rap.

[hblakely992]

Premarital sex is for winners.

[Chimaera435]

I agree with Cenk: worst. rap. EVER.

[Sagefrakrobatik]

its a parody obviously. Especially if you look it up on youtube 

[Sagefrakrobatik]

lol

[Austin101123]

I'm not even allowed to sidehug at my school... Let alone a front hug. It's retarded man.

[torca1950ancola]

Their using the wrong music to spread the non-sexual way of life.It's like talking about love and peace and singing death metal.

[masterkayaki]

do these people have no shame.  How are you not embarrassed with yourself while doing this cuz i'm embarrassed for these people

[alejandronoe]

That is an insult to rap fuck this Christians idiots and i don't even like rap that much but man that is an insult to my ears

[Nandanyx]

:( I got reported when I was in highshcool for side hugging my then boyfriend T_T lol

[tupacthug4life]

Stupid little pussies..

[jumar1281]

does the word "wigger" come to anybody's mind

[dannywaving]

*facepalm*

[realityisabitchful]

Listening to*

[realityisabitchful]

I love how they think listening gunshots and sirens are fine, but rubbing crotches is a potential sin.

[ArticulateViolence]

This video is incredibly awkward for the fact that you have people somewhat imitating what is very typically a very vulgar form of art, in order to convey a message advocating an extremely puritanical way of living. The irony is apparently entirely lost on these jackasses.

[rikahs19]

....Fags....

[Shinius]

I miss old TYT clips.

GIMME DAT CHRISTIAN SIDE HUGG

[eedobee]

TYT Hell House video brought me here!

[mickeyboosh87]

@eedobee Me too! TYT FTW!

[toolazytomakeaname2]

Jesus gave frontal hugs

[eedobee]

@toolazytomakeaname2 He EMBRACED men.

[Ledvolta]

this shit is funny!

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

So it's wrong to huge somebody from the ftont, but OK to beat somebody until he is in a coma?

[PufferBluntman]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt wow, where did that come from?..

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

@PufferBluntman I listend to the whole song

[PufferBluntman]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt you're a brave brave boy

[Ledvolta]

@ThePeacefulAtheistt seems like it.

[clark5799]

DOZE NIGGAZ BE STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

[TehFunnehMann]

...one nation, under shitty rap music, with liberty and justice for all.

[PufferBluntman]

am I the only one who muted the 'rap' number because couldn't handle it?

[paramorefan1122]

@PufferBluntman mute it? i just skipped it all XD

[John997010735]

@PufferBluntman you aren't alone.

[BastEternal]

"....You know what I'm sayin'?"

I thought that was pretty funny...get it? lol

[AlastinLexsin]

this is why religion is 100% bull shit like your girlfriends orgasm is a fucking something people been doing for 1,000 of years but nooooo people think its work i fucking my family friends and my girl so come beat me to a coma stupid ass

[Darquine]

The ONLY good Christian rap is as follows:

The O'Jays, T Bone, Zane and Montell Jordan Down by the Riverside [to da River]

Plug that into the YouTube search bar

[Minners28]

Hugs not drugs! So I guess that means Christians want us to do drugs now?

[baldwin1203]

they have the "darth vader" theme music

[kolbietheperson]

I'm a christian and i think this is the stupidest thing ever lolll, if you cant hug someone without getting turned on you have a problem =P

[DubHench]

FAGS!

[MickBoobaloo]

Man, those subtitles are hilariously off.

[MadHatter34784]

I wonder how much they paid those black guys to stand there and look tough.

[elisk2]

i know every time I "front hug" my grandma I get very aroused.

[cracker123h]

bottom line is just dont get an erection when giving someone a frontal hug, som1 gives me a side hug like the and they are gonna get bitch slapped

[LTao123]

So..its not ok to give a frontal hug..but its ok to give someone a coma? wtf...

[GodBeastX]

You guys are retarded, this song is a joke XD

[TheAerosmith698]

this should count as a sin lolololol.... i love how they think just becuz they rap it they think ppl r actually guna listen to this message

[EviLxPReDaTOR69]

listen to this the earth is older then religion so suck on that

[GrimReaperKILLYOU]

If one person has an imaginary friend they're crazy. If many people have the same imaginery friend it's a religion

[elronman]

I want to hug someone SO HARD so fahking hard!

ID HUG YOU ALL NIGHT BABY!

[kleenex3000]

They are as haLLarEEous, as are farting Tele-Evangelists.

Can't stop GiGGling!

[RainfulPhenix]

I am a christian, but I hug from the front, because everyone knows that it is the perfect time for clothes sex.

[CODYRATU]

WTF christian type PPL!

[cobainbullet182]

@CODYRATU phillyd reference. :D

[RyunSharp]

A Bunch of losers that are so desperate to sound cool when they try to act tough when saying "put you in a coma"....

It's funny how religion condemns rock and roll, metal and rap and then needs it to further it's propaganda.

These people need to be thrown in a ward for rehabilitation.

[thewpkproductions]

I love how they come out all gangsta with police sirens and gun shots like freakin NWA

[BishopAP]

You hear those sirens? Yo, these dudes is dangerous!

[luisdez81]

I wanna front hug the shit outta Ana.

[Kamicolod]

Darth Vader had premarital sex.

I don't understand why they sampled his theme music.

[BlackdragonJSF15]

these guys r totally HARDCORE i dont think there playing around hahahahhaa

[poofcloudprincess]

I think christian side hugs are pretty hip, :3 the course could use a bit of work though... and sry, your not a rough rider, that's DMX's thing...

[arkonastriborg123]

gimme that christian side hug

[Iemanonymous1]

Christian side hug? Sounds sexy.

（・∀・）

>after video<

Not sexy at all.

（・Ａ・）

[4ingP]

@Iemanonymous1 The nipple's off on the first pair of tits and they're too far up on the second pair of tits for the female to be upside down, as the A implies.

[Alexodia]

Hey I think rebecca black has competition.

[romperstompist]

Christians are so adorable when they try to apeal to young people.

[TheShadowyPahria]

Religion is one hell of a drug.

What?

Someone had to say it.

[JoeNietzsche]

@TheShadowyPahria

LOL, nice one. Sorry, have to steal it.

[SuperMrAtheist]

I didn't know stupidity could reach levels so low.lol The worse song ever.

[pantsuck10]

no moar front hugs

I guess its

SURPRISE BUTTSEX from now on.

[bootsyt11]

lmao, this is the best thing i've come across since '85!!! I'd give her a backwards hug..in the rear!

[classicgamerguy112]

news casters on tv should say shut the fuck up more often

[claudioateu]

Dang, now I can´t hug her. =/

[beta447]

My ears are bleeding... for Jesus.

[Newenlightenmentnow]

I love how these retards ripped off the the "imperial march".

[lolwutizit]

>Christian

>Rappers

AHAHAHAHAAHHHHAAHA

[stecstudios]

thats the whole point of the hug!!

[rancor022]

Haha if someone gave me a side hug, I'd punch them directly in the face!

ps, is that Darth Vader's theme playing in the background??? xD

[jb46292]

Now I have a Christian side boner.

[donfishmaster]

I'm praying to god that video was a spoof, but I have this puke-coming-up-the-throat feeling it's serious. AAAAaaacckckkk!!!!!

[rancor022]

@donfishmaster Haha yeah right! LoL

[TheOriginalPinkTokyo]

@donfishmaster The delivery was satire,but the message was real.

[xboxsidekick]

I'm catholic sooooo i'm good

[mcguire1kai]

7:07 most epic line ever.......

[dkan3]

lol does anyone know the meaning of satire?

[n1gSt0l3MYcr4ck]

These guys are fresh

[Russianxprodigy]

Oh my god, Ned Flanders is real..

[PufferBluntman]

@Russianxprodigy diddly doodly, neighborino!

[amollo01]

I'll take a heathen front hug instead, thanks :)

[k0rps3gynd3r]

you ALL know what hugging leads too...........*whispers* sssssseeeeeeexxxxxxxx.........­...

[buffaloface1]

i'd give Ana a front hug ;) and now i feel guilty after watching the whole video

[winterstellar]

Yes, they shouldn't use those automatic subtitles until it works.Virtually none of the sentences are correct and very many of them are totally nonsensical!

[winterstellar]

Hahaa! This is SO funny! Dress up like "ghetto gangsters" and sing about something that gay and childish and retarded? LMFAO!!!: )

[rrrandommman]

There isn't such a thing as a "Front hug' It's a dodgy Christian sudo hug and a real hug end of story.

[KerraSeayWhat]

Ana singing at the end :)

[GofreMcNoodle]

I love how shit the automatic subtitles are =D

[izzacks]

im christian and i think that this is stupid. lol your not gonna get a girl pregnant if you give her a hug! i mean imagine this..

Me: aww.. whats wrong april??

Girl: my boyfriend dumped me.. :(

Me: you know what you need.. A BIG OL CHRISTIAN SIDE HUG!

i mean jesus probably fell over laughing when he saw this.. lol

but to the people in this video.

1) BEING A CHRISTIAN DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE GOOD!! JESUS DID NOT FOLLOW THE RULES. its not just that its more.. and if you ever take the tym

[voorbehoedsmiddel]

what the fuck is this ? xD

[sapphire91288]

i love getting side hugged all day & all night

[gpsillakos]

what the fuck are you laughing at? muslims aren't allowed not even to masturbate

[nathanmoses123]

are you fukkin serious lmao there afraid to hug LMAO religious people are so pathetic

[jamiedoer2]

You forgot to show the part where they end their rap about the sins of hugging by acting out a mass drive-by murder!

[sammywammy98]

LOL im christian and i do not give side hugs,im only 12 so idk why i would be gettin strong sexual urges haha.i front hug everybody,i mean i respect everybody but this is insane lol

[dukenthaylor]

The Holy Spirit makes them SOOOOO EXCITED!

How can I GET CHRIST-Y LOVE?

.

DON'T LOOK AT THEIR CHRIST-LOVE STAINS! XD

[dukenthaylor]

And afterwards, Christians Gone Wild headed for C-Street House for prayer and "laying on of the hands."

[harrignos]

Oh, I would hug her SO hard.

[ArtemisDaFowl]

The hell? Never thought I'd hear Cenk rap about furries.

Crazy world.