Chuck Roundhouse Kick

[Dougie159951]

@14dlovemaker2000

Just get off the page u can't spell shit and ure stupid just leave uve already made an ass of ureself

[VayuPurana]

ok seriously how the FUCK can you type upside down?

[TheMessanjah]

dat ass

[HunterBoy803]

eminem once said to chuck norris "im not afraid" chuck norris replied 'i love the way you lie" and then roundhouse kicked him in the face

[Acardas]

@pedroedut  R.I.P

[Jimborocknroll90]

the picture when you click the video looks like a buttcheek

[TheRobboNobbo]

@Jimborocknroll90 probably coz it is....

[Jimborocknroll90]

@TheRobboNobbo wtf i swear this is not the video i watched when i said that....but ok

[teejaye110]

@Jimborocknroll90 because that's what it is, smart one.

[Jimborocknroll90]

@teejaye110 when i typed that i swear it wasnt the same video but idk i already talked to someone about this

[VashWolfwood1]

The only one who can beat Chuck Norris was Bruce Lee. When he left, he left an unstoppable force of nature unchecked!

[AssassinN8ive]

@VashWolfwood1 NO chuck Norris  was only going 0.0000000000000000000000000000­000000000000001%

[littledude43]

that was not round house

[badgirlsclubbitches]

chuck norris doesn't age he levels up

[NightmareStoriesCorp]

jajajajajaja

[AzariahKyras]

Chuck Norris was never born... he was unleashed!

[LLS12341]

no one slaps chuck norris

[shadowjarooda]

Press 5 

[a8cbsn24]

thumbs up if you clicked the video because the picture looked like an ass

[SuperSuckmydong]

@a8cbsn24 You sick fuck, it was obviously the ass of a baby.. Child molester..

[alfred4garcia]

@a8cbsn24 wow chomo/chester

[ChipmunxROwsum]

In Democratic America, Chuck Norris is invincible. BUT IN SOVIET RUSSIA Chuck Norris is invincible.

[KingHenry144life]

when Chuck Norris was born he spit out all of his mother's birth control pills and said " nice try bitch!"

[KyoTheFoxDemon]

I must be a perv because I was intrigued by the thumbnail, wondering how that upside down dirty ass connected with a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick (since I've never seen this commercial before)

[Owliganka]

 Why?

[nicothegreat795]

chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

[orichalcossaiyan]

Chuck Norris wasn't born he created himself.

[salvatore619JoEy]

Chuck norris lost his vaginity before his dad

[StrallyMan]

Chuck Norris was not born, he created himself...

[seth5220]

The power of Christ compels you! The power of Chuck Norris compels everyone

[Psarantwnhs]

Chuck norris was born from his aunt. ΝΟΝΕ had the balles to f*ck his mother!

[denzennako]

there are no WMDs in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in America..!!!!

[myfuckingballs]

the thumbnails looks like a butt... yes it is..

[bob52458]

Chuck Norris gave birth to Himself.

[TheJoshthunder72]

chuck what did you teach that infant

[iassen1]

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he asks for a knife and a bucket.

[KittyKazooTV]

¡ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɯ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou 

[Basjejo]

@KittyKazooTV ahahah that hilariousXD

[mikeyboyohio]

@KittyKazooTV norris roudhouse kicked your comment? crap

[razzberry605]

@KittyKazooTV how do you do that?

[KittyKazooTV]

@razzberry605 lol i copied it from a chuck norris fan page :b

u can copy this is you want to :D

[razzberry605]

@KittyKazooTV Cool thx

[KittyKazooTV]

@razzberry605 yup :3

[EnmaOy]

@KittyKazooTV HOW YOU DID IT?!

[metaldave08096]

NEVER. SLAP. CHUCK. NORRIS!!!!!!

[TheWarPope]

Chuck norris was not born, he was unleashed

[emperorhulk2]

lol smack,ko!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PedroEduT]

Chuck Norris is just an idiot.. hang on, someone is on my door

[SuperBadfishy]

@PedroEduT and.... your death

[lumberj23]

@PedroEduT

RIP

[ThePyrothehedgehog]

@PedroEduT ON YOUR DOOR? OH SHIT! It would be Chuck Norris if he would be INSIDE your door...-_-

[BulletinXRights]

y does dat baby have a cut on its ass >.>

[gotshotofbacardi]

pause the video from the start, then play start, then hit 5 many times :)

[paclac1337]

@gotshotofbacardi

Pedophile :P

[GE24Tony]

chuck norris dosen't chew food his thongue round-house kicks it down to sih throat

[killerclever3000]

0:4 LOLL

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

WTF has in the right leg??

[TheFusion1993]

lol

[guitarttimman]

ha ha that wasn't a roundhouse kick but still very funny! :-)

[scorser]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA I lol'd so Fuckin hard.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@ImADrummerInABand56 yes but i still win cause im right and your WRONG HAHAHAHA

[CesarProano11]

copied chuck norris facts aren't reposts, they are reminders.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

if chuck norris faced juses chuck norris would win cause his awesome nis "screw god" chuck norris sead "i need my legs to do this!" chuck sead "im a imortal chuck u cant kill me!" juses sead "owe but only a nother imortal can kill a imortal" chuck sead "NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" sead jusis 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,00­0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 nucks go off cause chuck norris's round house kick and kills jusis and god in heaven but not chuck norris not even a scrach and no body else got hert!!

[ApparitionNZ]

@l4dlovemaker2000 what a stupid comment!!!

[icannotfalter]

@ApparitionNZ /agree

[DemonSlayer1441]

@ApparitionNZ Agreed :O It made no sense

[randomrold]

@l4dlovemaker2000 wtf dude? where is your grammar?

[nikocowboy]

@l4dlovemaker2000 wtf man god god keeps u alive man

y would u say that screw U

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@nikocowboy there is no god dumass theres other amswers than a book god can kill,hurt me in any way cause hes not real. if u can c,fell,touch,tast and hear somethang its not real!!!! wat abought alla the muslum god or xenu the sciences tology god or booda the hindues god (i thank) wat about thoes god's are thay real? im an athis so scrow your answer of how everythang was made heres science. wat made the universe? god or the big band? big bang! wat made life on earth/ GOD OR EVALOSHIN? EVILSON!

[farmvillionaire]

@l4dlovemaker2000 You're a fucking idiot. Your spelling and obvious lack of any mental ability has already proven that. This is Chuck Norris. Be very afraid, for I am coming for you. You have made Chuck very angry. Go to school.

[ChipmunxROwsum]

@l4dlovemaker2000 He is real.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@ChipmunxROwsum no he's not

[ChipmunxROwsum]

@l4dlovemaker2000 Yes he is and I can prove it but I'm not going to prove anything to you because you wouldn't be able to comprehend it. It would have too much spelling and grammar for you.

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@ChipmunxROwsum then prove it! i dont care if there a lot of spelling and grammer, if you have to say stuped stuff to grt around explaying nothing then thats sad

[l4dlovemaker2000]

@ChipmunxROwsum then prove it, i dont care if there a lote of gramer

[ChipmunxROwsum]

@nikocowboy Amen to that comment. If it weren't for God, we wouldn't exist, the world wouldn't exist, nothing would ever exist.

[ChipmunxROwsum]

@l4dlovemaker2000 Learn how to spell, faggot!

[TheM4pler]

wtf LOL

[minamu8]

Serves the molester right.

[dragonsclawofdeath]

this vid. has been approved by chuck norris

[ANoobIsYOU]

@polux1002 worst chuck norris joke

[14bdubz]

@gerardoguy33 when the guy finally got his seat, Chuck Norris vaporized the whole bus!

[seantfu]

I only clicked on this video because I saw a picture that could've been an upside down butt. I was right

[quiznose224]

there are no steroids in baseball, only people chuck norris has breathed on.

[uswarfighter]

When chuck Norris has sex with a woman with aids he dosent get AIDS,AIDS gets chuck Norris

[destrask]

@uswarfighter Chuck Norris once walked into a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac...

...and got it!

[ZiggyR2750]

@uswarfighter Also, every woman that Chuck Norris sleeps with has thier pelvis catch on fire

[spindoctor94941]

this is where the most hilarious comments are!

[xKiLaZ]

why the hell did we all just clicked on a vid, whose picture shows a nude baby ass?...

[StickDude45]

@xKiLaZ I dunno lolz

[RudySpino]

In soviet Russia Chuck Norris doesnt get you, you ge... "Gets assaulted by Chuck Norris and taken back in time to Soviet Russia for a butt whoopin. "

[NahkaNakki]

World's eight wonder, Chuck Kong

[runeset]

chuck norris won medusa on a sarring contest

[mu11champione]

Chuck Norris can beat Justin Bieber.

[DHGameStudios]

@mu11champione /Facepalm -.- ANY IDIOT CAN BEAT JUSTIN BIEBER.

[TiduS4max]

@mu11champione with his dick U mean

[krinkly1]

The only person who cried when Chuck Norris was born is the docter. Never slap Chuck Norris

[snowyboy1997]

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

[kimbobrand7]

Wow Chuck Norris doesnt need a doctor... He push his way out

[jedibob007]

@kimbobrand7 Chuck didn't push his way out, he roundhouse kicked his way out!

[xxXpitboyXxx]

in soviat russia chuck norris still find you!

[DerikMansfield]

Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.

[TheGuidohere]

Go to google and type: Where is Cuck Norris and then press I'm feeling lucky.

Thumbs up if you get it

[Craplatte]

@TheGuidohere Chuck Norris is always behind you, everyone knows that...

[makealotofcake]

*place shitty chuck norris joke here*

[JEPMANLEMON]

@makealotofcake *place terrible way to try an insult the joke writers here but get no thumbs up because you suck at life*

[KingOfColvers]

Chuck Norris can paint the last supper without paint ♣

[taranchula97]

55 people WILL be found by Chuck Norris.

[Gerome63120m3]

The only man who had a chance againt Chuck Norris was Billy mays....too bad he's dead......the cause of death was some headache.....wonder who CAUSED that....

[nomercyboy1994]

chuck norris can touch mc hammer.....

[goth9ever]

the moon was origonaly red but it then saw chuck norris and went white with fear

[ZacharyHere]

thats a lie. every one knows that chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built.

[ReachForTheHalo]

@ZacharyHere actually, the cabin is his beard.

[KcDBG]

That's not Chuck Norris...He just breaded near this woman while she was still pregnant and that's the result....

[hojoe33]

chuck norris opened a revolving door

[drewwaterz1686]

@hojoe33 chuck norris slammed a revolving door

[hughesbf]

chuck norris started selling his piss as a beverage, we now know it as red bull

[MrBadSquirrels]

Chuck Norris once dumped his semen into a volcano. It is now known as "lava".

[lordoftrolling]

if you got 5 bucks, and chuck has 5 bucks, chuck has more money then you

[myrsvidz]

In Soviet Russia you kick Chu... Oh shit Chuck Norris has just destroyed Soviet Russia.

[mansondevil33]

HOLY SHIT!

[magemarshy]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding

[stickmanpwner64]

If Chuck Norris fell into water, Chuck Norris wouldn't get wet, the water wwould get Chuck Norris.

[peperiqo]

chuck norris counted to infinity......twice.

[MapleSephiroth]

Why do you people copy other people's comments? They are all original jokes but you should really get your own before you copy someone else's.

[MrMike67053]

in soiviet Russia you dont kick chuck norris , he still kicks you!

[commanderchefo]

thumbs up if chuck norris removed ur comment

[awsomepossum1340]

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark, because the dark is afraid of him.

[ProtossGod100]

Comment Removed by Chuck Norris

[Reg7340]

@ProtossGod100 thats not all he removed from this vid.

[HyperChief117]

Bruce Lee taught chuck how to roundhouse kick. While he was i the womb!

[Kabutopuppy]

@HyperChief117 chuck norris wants you to think that so he implated that knowlage in your brain :)

[ZiggyR2750]

Jesus may be able to walk on water, but only Chuck Norris can swim through land.

[linkboy00000000]

@ZiggyR2750 so can micheal phelps

[ZiggyR2750]

@linkboy00000000 I'm not talking about mud.

[linkboy00000000]

@ZiggyR2750 NEITHER AM I 0_0

[Rhysonka]

@ZiggyR2750

omg lolol XD

[GabbyPlace]

@ZiggyR2750 Tis' true, it was in fact the creation of the Grand Canyon.

[conkersbadfurdaywar]

y did he smack his ass anyways?

[Mrforthoseabout2rock]

@conkersbadfurdaywar its an chuck norris fact, when Chuck Norris was first born, an doctor smacked him in the ass, and the doctor got roundhouse kicked, NEVER SMACK CHUCK NORRIS, NEVER!

[pabloinsky]

according to physics

chuck norris will kick you

yesterday...

[amk1997]

Chuck Norris didnt take school, school took Chuck Norris

[kidsk8t3LK]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[punaniswabber]

chuck norris is so crazy that he can play basketball as good as me without a helmet

[TheCharlHolmes]

@punaniswabber Do You sit There And Think About What Stupid Joke You Gonna say Or Your Just a Dumass? Beacause If You Punched Chuck Norris He would Make The Ground Eat Your Fucking Head Off

[dotz2k8]

Chuck Norris can paint the last supper using only an indulstrial size box of kleenix and a brick wall

[Andredias164]

Comment removed by Chuck Norris

[2submit]

@Andredias164 lol

[Barraka125]

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

[punaniswabber]

chuck norris is so tough that if u punched him, he wud say it didnt hurt that bad

[XxxJakecw97xxX]

@punaniswabber Chuck norris is so badass that he will hunt you down for making him look girly if you punched chuck norris in the nuts it would hurt you because he has balls of steel

[salsamushroom]

@punaniswabber thts probly the dumbest joke ive ever heard

[AHHparamore]

@punaniswabber lol woowwwww

[WHATYOUSAYWHITEBOY]

@punaniswabber /sigh