香取慎吾 Doleマン ビジネス編

[Neriyahu]

Deu vontade de comer banana.

[ChristYahweh]

ドールのバナナ！

[FluffyPuff16]

0:03 what the heck is that face??

[SuperUltiMatt]

This is BANANAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Devan1H]

WTH!? O_O IM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS HERE, ROFL!!!

[DarkkrowRogue]

He infects people with panana virus!

[DrSamanthasaurus]

I wish we had commercials like this in the U.S.

[Jeffynho1550]

Isso sim é gostar e bananas.

[PimpMyScreen]

Girls:the banana guy !

Banana guy : shut up and eat this bitches.

[buklamp]

"Lots of girls are making queue for office-love"... so those were banana dildos?

[DreamCatcher537]

Honestly, I do not like bannans

[Rukiadiehardfan]

DOLE Bananas are taking over the world!

[Scyeth]

0:07 reminds me of heihachi mishima from tekken lol

[masterblend100]

Wish I had a boss like this guy, he's awesom!! This commercial is genius!!

[xOxSweet238LipsxOx]

0:12 Notice the last guy on the right is wearing a skirt?!

[bladeface100]

@xOxSweet238LipsxOx It's a girl, she just has the weird Banana hair thing

[hellohamza2]

Im in that weird part of Youtube again....

[PuhKiller]

So.... Much... BANANAS!!!! O___o

[n64kid888]

i am mentally scarred for life

[supersentiger]

the hell did I just watch?

[Choose231]

@supersentiger A regular day at Japan...



[DarkyDiZZ]

IS THAT HEIHACHI AT 7 SECONDS LMAOO

[ChRIs23696]

im in that part of youtube again...

[TheBearman96]

How did i get top comment?

[n64kid888]

@TheBearman96 no one cares

[TheBearman96]

@n64kid888 True.

[n64kid888]

@TheBearman96 then stop commenting that

[TheBearman96]

@n64kid888 As you wish, master.

[n64kid888]

@TheBearman96 good. and thanks for calling me "master"

[TheBearman96]

@n64kid888 No prob.

[sampaiostephen]

wtf

[sampaiostephen]

 :|

[ConsiderMeAlive1]

DF IS THIS BULL SHIT :(

[Ryuuji14]

自分のビジネスを気に私は参照してください。~~~★☆♪ XD A Business Banana.....WTF. you get the idea hehee.

[Mynameisnumber5]

wha......... what? 

[termtrky]

i officially respect the usage of bananas

[Balta1200]

World Domination 0:13

[tigerz1214]

only in japan...

[mrjack848]

wtf o.o

[abrahamWCE]

wow, Dole man is convincing Heihachi to join the Dolemania

[VortexFox]

i seriously like the song

[thepivotmaster130]

am i the only one who like this guy?

[jglasma]

fuckins nips

[stephanieverza]

taque wait

[saeid114]

this makes me to want to eat bananas :S

[RussianShortie]

WTF Japan?? XD

[dawhistler1]

Osama Ban`Anen

[Nintendo3DsSupport]

Japan... WTF

[TheBearman96]

imagine his penis

[xxXYoAriYoXxx]

@TheBearman96 i'd rather not because i am not gay.

[blujay98]

@TheBearman96 wow...he'd probly survive a zombie apocalypse as well...

[Phenix83]

@TheBearman96 Small?

[Emoboy12343]

@TheBearman96 a bannana

[Emoboy12343]

@TheBearman96 a banna?

[TheBearman96]

@Emoboy12343 Thats the joke

[Mrsonale555]

The man at 0:07 is fake :/

[MVJosuah124]

If there is at least a single Japanese watching this video... Please translate the Lyrics.. Please.!

Translation:

このビデオを見て、少なくとも一つの日本がある場合...歌詞を­翻訳してください..てください。！

[stupidpropaganda]

@MVJosuah124

*sung by : Doll-man

♪It is business-guy, Doll-man! (guy sounds eaually to gai, 'street' in Japanese)

♪Lots of girls are making queue for office-love(affairs with Doll-man)

♪speking of big project as well...

♪he certainly win with banana-power !

♪Good job, Dol-maaahn ! (hahahaha...)

(translated from Japan )

[MVJosuah124]

@stupidpropaganda Tnx....

[Vivica2020]

O - O I'm a banana. . . .

[aimike3]

I almost understood that whole song because its in katakana.

[MVJosuah124]

guJO-Gou-riMAAAA...!!!

[naSTUFFiony]

o kurwa :D

[adrian17066]

he is transforming japana to a banana nooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Dezie3000]

Im afraid to go to the next one :P

[W81HotPotLickin2nd]

banana phone

[runewareorigin]

wonder what his penis looks like

[RaptorWaffles]

I'll take 12.

[brasteen1]

press 5 for BANANA POWER

[PakLurah141]

0:09 Lol, that boss watching the presentation that claps on the banana's presentation kinda look like he had devil hairs

0:12 He reproduced himself?

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

@PakLurah141 Dole.. It's contagious.

[pet415]

weird..

[Sil3NtSh0T]

If you stop at 0:13 you can see that bananas also hit puberty xDD lol banana penis xDD

[ultraness1]

lol 2 bald banana woman at 0:10

[stooshie434]

wtf waz that

[xTUNERZx]

this is what i hear on this vid song:chinesinei gai houaaachiooacheooomanyasauuuuu­eehumujobaaaa

[fartman114]

i dont understand what is going on but i like it

[POOPER704]

a bannana person thing apocalyspe is next!!!!!!

[Kohrote]

I love these commercials! We need things like these in Australia! ^^

[SerenitytheDragonair]

@Kohrote Also in America! Our commercials aren't usually that interesting.

[6FaceDrak]

..an un holey fusion of man and banana..

[Kohrote]

@6FaceDrak Hehehehe! :3

[nia3010]

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE. ♥♥♥♥♥♥

[ClubbySuperCharged]

This is disturbing.

[themesmer44]

i sure hope he gets paid well

[ThaaMCchannel]

one day I'll go there and ask for a banana lol

[fullmetalheartz]

they shoud make a movie about the dole banana man :D

[TheViewingspectator]

You guys are nuts. After seeing this, I drove down to the farmer's market and bought 3lbs of bananas. Its good that Japanese companies are telling folks to eat healthy foods like bananas, unlike how I still see whopper commercials on the U.S tele. GO JAPAN!

[uttfan]

@TheViewingspectator What the fuck. Get a life.

[oliverpage123]

I'm never going to Japan. That was disturbing to say the least.

[TheRougeFurry]

I will never eat another banana again. Did you see that? His evil laugh after he took over that company? His plan is obviously to take over the planet with an evil banana regime. I don't want to support something like that!

[genx304]

@TheRougeFurry saved the day one time and things go to shit

[gundersonmunderson]

I LOVE JAPAN

[1above2]

I wish there was a movie about this

[Nat4Brendan]

Man, I would love to be in a Japanese commercial. Literally ANYTHING can happen.

[HellBase1]

a whant a bananna

[sionmr2]

АААРГХЧ! 0_о

[FerSureImAwesome]

I think I should go buy some bananas.

[smokenfly514]

W T F

[MrLc1888]

i fear that guy.how i want bananas now i dnt know.off bananas for life.wtf

[Intervention1992]

who is this man.. he is my hero!

[mace085]

i never want a dole product again

[kikisroundup]

this ad only makes me want to puke!.,,,, not buy bananas! ..oh hey look im out of bananas!

[yartootman]

Why does he eat a banana separate from his body? Why cant he just eat his finger?

[ReverendSyn]

@yartootman He wouldnt have a finger then, dummy.

[TheDevlking]

What.......the......FUCK?!?!?

[harryu235]

What do they fucking put in those???

[MrTheBigL]

We really need such ads in Germany!!

[Spikeally]

U MAD??

[MrKloku]

...and he countiues...

[jackslayer3635]

the japanese never cease to amaze me

[Komikmaker]

...I suddenly want some Dole Bananas.

[Iife]

Why didn't he flap his banana wings in this episode

[XMETALGEARS59X]

Japan scares me now

[xDLOVEMEHATERZxD]

to be honset THAT IS GAY!!!!!

[Jontman42]

So is this like everyday stuff in Japan or are they just shitting us and putting only the incredibly weird things on the net?

[Magnus7432]

The F just happened?

[chewymonster2004]

i just changed my mind about going to japan.

[starkiller9831]

So this explains japan.. O_o

[recxion37]

We need a "WTF" button beside the "like" button.

[mrbusan]

@recxion37 WOW!!!!!!!!! super-cool comment!!!! did it take you much to copy it from another video? GROW UP PEOPLE!!! Are you that desperate for a thumb up? PATHETIC!

[TheSara90]

@mrbusan funny thing is , he copied this comment from another banana comercial, where it had like 700 thumbs up. he didnt even bother to look for another crazy video clip not related to the banana one:/ so pathetic

[domdomrys]

BANANA MAN IS BACK!!!!!

[SkullMan853]

THIS IS TITS!

[f00tstep]

God dammit Japan...

[pegante988]

¡??===?=??

[PeaceTeaMan]

So he impresses people with his bananna?

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

SO.... MANY.... GAY ENGLISH LONE WORDS

[SALEHinCANADA]

Someone should seriously start a show just to show some Japanese commercials showing errrr wut ....

[LazirusLOL]

Banana Man has such an amazing laugh.

[jimmy4841]

Press 0 to use banana phone

press 2 to fire the missles!

press 5 to see epic pose!

press and hold seven for 10 minute handshake

finally press and hole 8 to watch them "Shove it in"!

[DarkRaziken]

at a meeting....BANANA TOWER WIN!

[babycakesisarockstar]

If our commercials were like this, I think I'd actually watch them. (^_^)

[brightsydeluke]

Umm... were can I get one of these so called bananas?

[8balls122]

BANNANNAS ARE HARDCORE AS F@CK!!!!

[BEASLAND000]

I AM A BANANA



[Melissa9850]

are bananas the only thing dole sells there?

[sayo2012]

I'm japanese.we have banana everytime.it's japanese traditionla culture.

[icyswordofawesome]

A bannana murdered this man's parents in front of him. He took it sort of... differently.

[BCJEntertainment247]

Lay off the acid, folks.

[whoXateXzoidberg]

He's a god to all monkeys

[thewolfPrince]

hes laughing at the end because he put a bomb in the building

[lucyrosadobinson]

YUMMMMMY

[Oppurtunafish]

Bananas

[JetAurion]

Did the producers smoke a truckload of bananas before making this?

[000mana000]

i don want bananas! nooooooooo!

[TheTalkingMushroom]

omg HE IS EATING HIMSELF

[EricSchwin22]

American commercials: typical, average, boring...makes a lot of sense

Japanese commercials: Drugs first, then commercial! :)

[TekoMuto]

they all want his banana

[benderman24]

Sorry for double post, meant to say 5

[benderman24]

hold 6 for jazz hands :D

[dyybe1]

i didnt know that any one could make me fear bananas but japan... japan you did it :(

[oilyhakan]

0:00 RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANAPHOOOONE

[thisismyname1920]

Lucky Banana guy always gets the chicks...

[No pun intended]

[rosco2do]

I love the sound the guy makes when he throws banana's at the girls!

[SandaiTheThird]

Bananas apparently can fix the economy

[DarkTuga96]

WTF JAPAN!! SRLY!?

[BluShadow99]

dole is drugs

[BBBDaman556FinalForm]

Lyrics?

[MidnazeCat]

IM BEING HIM FOR HALLOWEEN! XD

[rayson777]

you advertise banana?! are you serious!

[SuperCatfire]

the description/name says: Shingo Katori Dole Man Business Guide

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

Meanwhile, in Japan

[Skinr54]

@IAMTHECAPSGODLOL A normal day

[cycon666]

this is the way the japanese are exacting revenge for the atom bombs we dropped on them

[Djinnator]

@cycon666 You mean by being creative, hilarious, and batshit insane?

[cycon666]

@Djinnator yep

[moneymandate]

You could say that this commercial is completely bananas

[Socotrine]

@moneymandate

YAY FOR BANANA PUNS!

[Reboothis]

0:06 Heiachi Mishima from Tekken series.

[Juggernaughty824]

they don't really plan to tell you the meaning or what the brand is about as much as they would like you to feel funny and remember the name of the brand...