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  • Dick Cheney said and I quote "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service.". Dick applied for and received 5 draft deferments. I wonder if the brave soldiers who went to Iraq had any other priorities going on in their lives?

  • Where is Dick Cheney? Where is Dick Cheney? Where are his defenders? Where are these people? Where are they spiritually?

  • War Criminal! Greedy Murderer! Oil Pig!

  • A democracy will continue to exist up until the time voters discover they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by dictatorship.

    Alexander Tytler (1747-1813)

  • @prv8eye I've never heard of Alexander Tytler, but the guy was wrong.

    If he was right, the Republicans would never get in. I'm from Canada, and if he was right, the Conservatives would not have just gotten a majority.

    The general population is smarter than that. They may have been dumber in his era, I don't know, but they are smarter than that today.

  • WHY , Muslim nations are not responding to "Crusader Wars" by Jihaad against the western nations ???....WHY we are such Baigharat & Buzdil (QOUMS) i.e. all sects and groups. Always fighting among themself....;

  • this fuckface should be swinging right long side his buddy Saddam

  • hail to the dick (cheney)...

    

  • @gamer1982o394 Couldn't have said it better, brother. Cheney is a FUCKING sociopath!!!! I hope he dies slow and painful.

  • You should read a book called TRANFORMATION OF AMERICA by CATHY O'BRIEN it is about all of the homosexual, baby and children raping pedophiles raping torturing killing and running the shadow government that used to be behind this one now days they like it out front.

  • Joe Biden, anus at large. Chew on that Obama cult followers.

  • Have to love the "mainstream" media interviewer: George Stephanopoulos, former Clinton adviser, and Chief Washington Correspondent for ABC News. Picture this: Karl Rove interviewing Joe Biden, it's exactly the same.

  • Wow.

    He almost seemed to display human emotion for a split-second there, before he reminded himself his contractual obligations to Satan are far from over.

  • I don't find the humor at all! Our country has been ransacked and pillaged by all his fucking cohorts! What a decade for true capitalism huh? Let s de- regulate everything give all our wealth to his freinds instead of the honest working man and woman. Fucking people sicken me to no end!

  • the truely amazing thing is they find this crook funny.........chaney funny ?

    i dont see any pranks stan and laurel did as funny .

    and when the americans really find out what they did i don't think they will be laughing from they're fema lodgings.

  • Why pretend it's not POISON, the simplest explanation is mostly correct one, BIRDS and FISH react to POISON in environment first. Uncle Sam's joined the NWOrder,is preparing to Kill us off with POISONS. If you POISON Animals then they DIE, I have hard time believing most American's even have a BRAIN-they must be born without! "Poison Rain infects Small Town"-TV's Unsolved Mysteries- story of Military Bio weapon test in Oakville WA 1994-it rained Bio Goo over town of 664 people-all got sick!

  • @libertydogfight yeah but they are still waiting on mully and schullder to come fix things....

  • @weadone HEY-Why don't you pull your head out of 1990's TV, and put it back up your ASP where it belongs, Wake up and smell Fascist America, RFID Chips and the NWOrder Death Camps!

  • I wonder when Hasbro will finally release a figure of Darth Cheney.

  • as a member of the right wing, i must admit, i lol'd

  • GOOD BYE DICK CHANEY and say hello to the New World Order Pigs in Hell, So sorry you won't be around to see the Hell on Earth you have worked so Devilishly to create, you stole $Billions from tax payers and killed thousands of innocents in the World Trade Center, Hey DICK-I hope you don't have any Illusuons that you are going to HELL DIRECTLY!

  • @libertydogfight he s still alive

  • @zip68 Not for long-I give the OLD DICK about 2 months longer!

  • @libertydogfight you just make yourself sound so pathetically stupid and brainwashed that i actually laughed.

  • @caustic260 I fell the say toward You-Another Demon form Satan-Enjoy you trip to Hell, BITCH!

  • wish someone would tazer, then wack cheneys dick

  • cheney is so coolllll

  • @jesse0576 There is no wanking allowed....it's now an offense punishable by waterboarding

  • Only liberals can see no problem with George Stephanopoulos as "Chief Washington Correspondent" of ABC News.  Any takers to have Karl Rove fill that role? It would be exactly the same.

  • He reminds me of Joseph Stalin.

  • the vast majority of the people who voted for george w. bush are not ashamed of themselves. usually people like that can't admit to making a mistake. they should be ashamed of themselves tho.

  • cheney is a dick

  • lmao

  • Man u can actually feel the vile and hate on this guy just by looking at him, see that smirk read its face and u can actually sense the hate he emanates.

  • @EztliAztecatl That's because they made him stop wearing the darth vader gear when star wars was released.....he's barely been able to breath for 3 decades

  • who the hell names their son dick

  • Dear Dick, MAY YOU ROT IN HELL !!!

  • Cheney rules. All y'all love him but just can't admit it. I love all of the peaceful anti-war liberals posting comments on any given dick cheney video. So, so peaceful.

  • @DietLite1986 Oh no, not those damned anti-war people, what will they oppose next? Cancer, hunger, child abuse. As if being against something terrible is a bad thing. As if opposing a war criminal makes someone unpeaceful. I guess opposing anti-war folks makes you pro-war.

  • HILARIOUS !!

  • was he laughing at the irony, because of all the American deaths during this tyrant's reign?

  • DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

  • @mastior

    which is German for "THE"

  • funny scum bag

  • Friekin scum

  • Hes laughing because he already knew that. Which goes to show you, he does not give a damn about how he looks to the public, doesnt even give a damn about defending against the accusations. Which means all the crap he is being accused of doing, is TRUE. Cheney and Bush should be placed under arrest for war crimes, its complete bullshit they rape our country and get away with it along with making several billions of dollars while they were doing it.

  • @shadowwbn Yep! And their Treasury Secretary had the nerve/arrogance to insert a clause that their could be NO reviews - legal or otherwise - into the 700 Bil. bailout of Wall Street and the banks. Un Freaking believable!!

  • DICK Cheney = Beelzebub incarnate

  • it's like the scene with the critics in spinal tap

  • I iked that segment but David Letterman is the most untalented late night host, he just sucks. His personality is like dandruff.

  • This recession started in 2002.

  • Can't somebody out there shoot that old fuck?

  • Hahaha! Actually, conservatives HATE Letterman. It goes with the territory. Anyhow, George Bush and Darth Cheney did a wonderful job of fueling a massive asset bubble through easy lending policies, destroyed domestic education, destroyed constitutional liberties like, I dunno, Habeus Corpus, and decreased both combat pay and medical benefits for veterans, as well as destroyed opinions of the U.S. abroad. Yeah, he really kept us safe..Go watch Lenno.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

    Bill Clinton was the one who signed the reinvestment community act, which forced the banks to give loans out to everyone, and Barney Frank plus Chris Dodd were the ones who blocked all investigation attempts from the Bush administration.

  • @surgedark

    HAHAHAHA... So, you think the community reinvestment act is to blame for all this? Hmm... no hyper-recessionary asset bubble in Carter's time, or during Reagan's or Sr. Bush's or Clinton's time. Wonder why?

    Check out the statistics - maybe if commercial banks hadn't repackaged home loans as corporate bonds with doctored ratings from Moody's and Morningstar, and then investment banks hadn't securitized them and sold them as "High-Yield Debt Funds" it wouldn't have destroyed the world

  • Sold them as WIN WIN realestate backed bonds. You mix 75% good with 25% toxic and you can't loose right? How about Greenspan and his supper low interest rate allowing the builders to inflate their prices with hardly a dent on your monthly payment? How about predator lending? People calling and mailing me all the time wanting me to refi for a super low variable rate? It was anything BUT the CRA. which was signed by Carter daddy Bush and Clinton. I wish people would use some common sense! PEACE

  • "Reinvestment Community Act" ROTFALMAO!!!!

    "forced banks to loan money" hahahahahha.

    WOW

  • @bigollameo - all policies that were began under that fucking perjurer asshole clinton, and only continued under the bush administration. don't get me wrong. bush and his henchmen were scumbags. but they were fucking RINO's. To call them conservative would be like calling a Folk gangmember a Jew because he wears a star of David as one of his gang symbols. nothing about the culture or policies of the bush administration was in any way conservative. it was impirical and unconstitutional

  • @bigollameo Leno hates reublicans too and how did he limit oppinions?

  • @bigollameo

    Your right on everything but it was the Federal Reserve that caused the easy lending practices. I only make that distinction because hopefully people who do not know anything about them that see these comments will do their homework and see how corrupt the banking cartel is.

  • MrConservativeBS: Was your head up your butt or where you living under a rock the past 8 yrs? No wait, I know, your only source of information is the Republican entertainment channel called Fox Newsless. There were no less then 10 terrorist attacks against the US during the Cheney administration including 9/11. If you can not name one then you are a simpleton and a typical Murdoch droid.

  • Agreed.

  • @ihavenoname1980

    If Letterman is a piece of shit, what is Cheney? I can't even answer that question.

  • @ihavenoname1980

    You're an idiot, and Letterman will ALWAYS be more popular than Darth Cheney

  • His first name suits him well.

  • @203207ab Let's see: the worst terrorist attack on US soil happened on his watch, he attacked the wrong country in retaliation, and killed hundreds of thousands of innocent people. He let Bin Laden get away. He shredded the constitution, outed a CIA operative during wartime, and tortured people. Why isn't he in prison trading cigarettes for his life?

  • @esands3 The blame for 9-11 goes to Clinton not Bush. Clinton had bin Laden in the crosshairs TWICE and failed due to poitical pressure, Iraq had WMD the US gave them to him in the 80's and Saddam Hussein violated dozens of UN sanctions regarding them, innocents are killed in war, that's inevitable, and finally: Do your own research rather than repeating useless, baseless drivel you get from moveon.org, and David Letterman.

  • @Calbenmike

    You mean like how Bush and the army had him cornered in Tora Bora with no means of escape, but they let the Afghans go in to get him for political reasons only to find out they accepted bribes from Bin Laden's people so he could escape?

  • @NeilFraudstrong That's political propaganda. I have never heard that. Never. Did you get that from Michael Moore?

  • @Calbenmike

    Considering you're taking the Fox News view it is not really surprising that you think that this is political propaganda.

  • @Calbenmike Right, cause Clinton was a sniper physically looking down his site at Osama with the knowledge that one day he'd blow up two buildings in New York, so he is MORE to blame that Bush who received documents from the CIA indicating that this was a plan that was being mapped out for an attack at some point in the future and yet he did NOTHING to stop it. Really dude, how does this stuff go on in your head? IF Clinton is to blame, it can only be up to much as Bush is, not MORE.

  • @travesham The immediate logic is to "blame Bush", but if you look at the facts you will see that 99% of the 9-11 attacks was planned while Clinton was in office. It all started in 1996. Clinton didn't take bin Laden out because of the UAE period. The chatter that the CIA had in the prior months leading up to 9-11 was extremely weak and not at all specific. But hey, Obama still blames Bush for everything, so why shouldn't you?

  • @Calbenmike When has Obama said that Bush is to blame for 9/11? Show me a link and I'll totally concede my argument. In 1996 Osama wasn't a guy who'd blown up two American buildings, so to go back and say we shoulda had him is totally different because Clinton was dealing with a different monster. Even then, Bush was dining with members of the Bin Laden family DURING HIS PRESIDENCY. If that doesn't sound suspicious to you, then I've got a bridge you can buy.

  • @travesham I never said Obama said that Bush was to blame for 9-11. I said that he blames him for everything meaning that he blames the economy and his own political failings on "the previous administation". Obama is a phony.

  • @Calbenmike I'm confused, I was talking about 9/11. So what if Obama blames Bush for the economy? That's a different discussion. Good job addressing NONE of my points. Even if you're right in your assessment, you don't see any similarities in blaming Clinton instead of Bush and blaming Bush instead of Obama? Please, you're a mental phony.

  • @travesham Good job at adressing none of my points? Looks like the pot calling the kettle black. You sound much like Michael Moore, equating Bush with the attacks because he may have been seen with a relative of bin Laden's who was living in the country. Makes no difference. If you blame Bush for not "stopping or preventing" 9-11 when it was executed seven months into his presidency and not hold Clinton primarily responsible when they plotted this for five years under his watch; you're a fool.

  • @Calbenmike Listen to yourself. You want to go back and blame Clinton for issues of national security during the Bush's time in office, but think it's ridiculous that Bush might be to blame for economic issues that we have now. You're saying Clinton should have killed Osama, but it's okay for Bush to have dinner with the guy's family. What, did Osama become a better guy since Clinton was supposed to kill him? Really dude, how does this go on in your head?

  • @travesham Thats funny.

  • are you serious? your a moron.

  • @203207ab No he didn't.

  • @203207ab

    What the fuck are you smoking? Give me some of THAT, 'cause I wanna trip out as hard as you are!

  • If you don't see whats so funny, move on because we aren't going to explain it.

  • I'm still waiting to see where I'm supposed to laugh.

  • This video rox

  • Mr. Cheney:

    The clerk will read the Charges Against You:

    1st Charge: HIGH CRIMES AND TREASON

    2nd Charge: CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY INCLUDING TORTURE AND CHILD RAPE

    3rd Charge: MURDER OF 3,300 AMERICANS

    4th Charge: WAR PROFITEERING

    MADOFF NEEDS A CELL MATE.

    REAL JUSTICE, MR. CHENEY.

    MAYBE YOU CAN HAVE ONE OF YOUR HEART ATTACKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THE FORMER CEO OF ENRON?

  • Why does KuriVaiM's post have a + score?

    Charlie Sheen is not a reasonable source of information. If you're looking for a steaming pile of crap, he's your guy.

    It's about time you "9/11 truth" people grow up.

    The Bush admin wasn't great, but this post is pure stupidity.

  • pubsterbitch, I served in Desert Storm.

    what we want to know is, did YOU serve since you seem so tough here, you must be a real tough guy in person.

  • worldmayhem says he served in desert storm and everyone knows that he said he was in the 1st gulf war , and it wasn't called desert storm till the 2nd invasion the asshole can't even get his story straight for one thing and 2nd you don't hold a candle to me as to where i have been you fake. Tell me where you were statione here on this site and branch and WHO YOUR COMMANDER WAS ? tell us now or lose all the credibility you had . ha ha you never even showed up TELL US YOUR UNIT

  • Mayhem you disgrace all the good serviceman doing their job while you falsly take credit for being in the service and you hate the military , shame on you ,you dont even deserve to be in the shadow of these fine people that you pretend to be part of you liar

  • You are the cummsimate faggot hands down , you have blown enough dicks to supply coca cola with enough bottles of blown glass to supply the world for the next 10 years

  • no moron desert storm was the first invasion of iraq it began as operation desert shield but saddam didn't high tail it out of Kuwait then began operation desert storm. get your story straight.

  • You served your ass to a bunch of gyro starved greek sailors AND YOU LIKED IT YOU LITTLE HOMO

  • @pubsterguy pubster, you are a fucking disgrace to civilization. Your gay jokes are neither clever nor funny. Please do everyone a favor and destroy your internet connection so we wont have to read your shitty posts anymore you fucking worthless piece of shit.

  • your a liar, those that served spit on your lying ways I really hope you go to hell and when i say that i mean in the next couple of months , eat shit and die traitor bitch

  • they wont let me post my comments this is unamerican

  • Dick Cheney is Drag Queen DAME EDNA! Dick by Day and Dame by night!

  • "3000 dead soldiers is hilarious. we need to get more killed."- Cheney

  • we have lost much much more in previous wars and you can't handle it , sure it is a loss and i have felt the loss but you want a sanitized war where ever thing is like a disney movie , ypu were never in the military

  • at this point, everyone on YT knows you're a liar and coward. why not make it easy on yourself and leave.

    I served my country, you did nothing but sit on your fat ass wishing you had balls to join the military. stfu fat ass.

  • are you serious about the military? I shit on you you piece o f shit, you did nothing and never answered any questions about your military service, let me know how you served , so I can verify, I hope this isn't like you going to the Texas A &M university lie that you told , fucking son of a whore who fucked a dog that you call daddy

  • pubsterguy I think you're really cute do you wanna go on a date with me?

  • How much money do you make annually ?

  • Five.

  • he's always exaggerating it by half dont believe him its two .... at least two

  • darth sidious

  • death machine.

  • lol.. Thou art a villain... that was great.

  • Maybe these men will now go on the"A" list!

    Cheney was said to have his own Death Squad.

    If Martial Law is declared,I hate to think what will happen to America's liberal minded elites.

    Stalin,Hitler,Mao all managed to lead their countries into a State Total Security System in which a deadly,determined albeit dysfunctional regime yet seized control of whole nation.

    Abu Ghraib coming to America?

    Will there be killing fields in the Great Land of Hope to rival those of Bosnia, Uganda,Cambodia?

  • darth vader

  • ken adelman? oh, slam

  • Cheney's inner monologue: "spot on, spot on."

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  • Cheney really don't care about America or Americans. Search the Youtube bar by typing in Cheney SO.

  • "Thanks for not snitchin, ya stupid motha f*ckas!"

    -Dick Cheney-

  • yeah, pretty much dead on right there..it seemed like cheney knew it!

  • hahaaha fucken cheney

    at least he has balls to laugh

    and he still hasnt lost his sense of humor

  • "Dick Cheney has more brains in his little toe than the entire Democratic Party."

    Which he used to:

    1. Obtain 5 deferrments from serving his country.

    2. Obtain half a trillion a dollars for Halliburton from 2001-2006.

    3. Behaving like the adult he is by telling a coworker - fxxk yourself (wow what guts).

    4. Cloaking his pro oil agenda behind national security.

    If this were the 1920's Al Capone would be your hero. Good thinking.

  • Amen,  Mr, Cheney....

    "Thou art a villan."

  • Cheney is clever... no doubt about that. He managed to get enough sheep like you to support his personal war in Iraq. He was CEO of Halliburton, became VP, and gave all the oil contracts to Halliburton. And you the tax payer paid for it.

    Congrats dumbass.

  • Very simple-minded deduction! He wasn't elected into office, nor was W. LOL!

  • I bet he can even spell "little".

  • Letterman seems less about being funny and more about lampooning people.

  • incompetent or intentional?

  • letterman is a fcukwit and a tool. Not funny at all

  • What the fuck can you say about him, go back down under you Aussie fucker, pretend to know what's going on in the States. And use the goddamn spell-check next time you moronic tool.

  • hehe, you Americans make me laugh. Even as your country is circling the drain and the only one who can save you is Ron Paul all you want to be is entertained by pathetic vaudeville comedians.

    .

    "No fate, but what we make". So enjoy.

  • you definitely must be American. Enjoying those fluoride, chemtrails, Viox meds while it lasts. Also fcuk you you HATER!!! Steve Irwin was a legend and he died doing what he loved. What better way to go, oh by the way retard, what have you done lately?

  • crocodiles dickhead

  • I still didn't get a response on how we are circling the drain? Yeah that's what I thought, just another ignorant foreign wanna-be intellectual who criticizes America to feel better. Your a fucking looser, and I find it hilarious how bad you failed at proving your non-existent "point".

  • fcuk you are a loser.

  • lol fcuk again.. fat fingered austrailian.

  • im glad we Americans have an impact on your sense of humor.

  • Abrahamlol..... every time I hear a Obamanite, see MJ fan still wearing a single white glove and watch a Whiskey Tango compliment a NASCAR driver about not crashing on race day, that always makes me have a chuckle. I lucky I am in the country I am in and can watch from the cheap seats and see how badly the USsA is becoming. All I can say to true patriots get prepared and fight will all you have against the forces that are bankrupting your nation.

    Take care and keep your powder dry.

  • This is not the first time the USA has problems.

    The Great Depression was far worse, but we got out of it. We can do it again. And we will be back on top in no time. like we always have.

  • yup, until China demands us to pay our debt

  • Yes but this time communism will be your way out as the government fails day after day after day and the people accept failure day after day cause they are broke, repressed, depressed, and will accept mass media propoganda over the truth any day of the week, complements of the global brainwashing scam that is paytv. wake up turn off the box.

  • i know...

    :(

  • WE WILL NOT ACCEPT IT

  • The Prince of Darkness laughs at this pathetic attempt at an insult.

  • Correction:

    We were attacked, not "We attacked".

  • both are true

  • I like how the "state run media" ABC tries to sound unbias by selecting a quote, that they themselves share the same views with! That is probably what Cheney is laughing about. Oh ya, and then the absurdity of the statement it self.

    We attacked 8 times under the Clinton administration and once under Bush.  Which by the way, was a direct result of Clinton not taking advantage of the 9 opportunities he had to get Bin Laden, in the first place.

  • LMAOOO Cheney knew he was right thats why he just chuckled--im still laughing lol GREAT CLIP CBS

  • "The libs will never listen to reason. Let them nearly destroy the country and we'll come back and fix it. "

    i thought it was the conservatives job to destroy the country and the liberals job to fix it? Reason...? You can't be serious.

  • hehe, Dick shot a laywer in the face one time....

    The laywer later apologized to him though.

    Then again, we might of traded an evil man for a moron.

    Idk really which would be worse.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls Satan is not a red demon with horns and a tail . . . you have just seen his face. he is a bespeckled old miserable evil man

    who want (as he did in ancient times) to rule this world again. He misses running this country obviously.

  • sorry meant thumbs up.

  • He agreed to it without any words.

  • Cheney's favorite "American hero"  is Dr. Strangeglove... great minds think alike...

  • ..., fools seldom differ!

  • Are you actually so high that you think cheney is telling the truth? Google: Dick Cheney, A Most Dangerous Game!

    The guy is a sycopatch for chiz!

  • Baraks team on the other hand is above reproach-like perfect-Not just anyone would figure out the road to prosperity is to spend trillion of $ we don't have. To model our country after california because things are working so well there

  • The libs will never listen to reason. Let them nearly destroy the country and we'll come back and fix it.

  • chickenhawk

  • Ventura said best, Cheney is a chickenhawk.

  • Now ~THAT~ puts the real skinny on it! Ha'umph!

  • Cheney is "Mr. Cool"!

  • Cheney became eligible for the draft, during the Vietnam War, he was a supporter of the U.S. involvement in the war but did not serve in the military. Instead, he applied for and received five draft deferments. In 1989, The Washington Post writer George C. Wilson interviewed Cheney as the next Secretary of Defense; when asked about his deferments, Cheney reportedly said, "I had other priorities in the '60s than military service.

  • So, like Bill Clinton he got out of the draft. All you had to do at the time was go to college. Big deal.

    AT the time, getting out of the draft wasn't frowned upon, that much.

    I wasn't that lucky.

    Hey, if you want to serve, serve. If not, get out of the way and let others carry your load.

    But, don't lie about it, like Obama.

  • How did Obama lie about. You are right about the draft thing. And I am not a democrat, I am very moderate on everything and like to be fair, but I don't think Obama said anything about the draft. Besides look at our old president, he skipped the texas air national guard and still beat kerry with veterans. Haha whatever.