Man, goose form odd-couple friendship

[volovcicaboy2]

fuck the comercials!



[BrandonBlaze904]

i used to throw bread at gooses then i took a the whole rock loaf of bread and threw it on a goose.

[shairaptor]

Geese rule the world! I adore them! Most people do! Geese have charisma and personality, are clever and social and just great birds!

[surleyguru]

Im sorry to tell ya but my apbt wouldnt hesitate to kill your mate.

[bjggjb]

@surleyguru Your pit bull probably wouldn't hesitate to kill you either, if he got excited enough. PBs were bred to be good at ONE thing... biting and mauling. That's it! You'd be safer just buying a gun, at least it's predictable.

My advice? If you want to be macho, take up martial arts or boxing or something else that doesn't involve parading around a "badass" breed of dog which could end up getting you sued for everything you have (after it mauls a little kid or something.)

[surleyguru]

@bjggjb Your confused on what an american pitbull terrier is, here let me educate. The apbt is to be between 30-65 Ibs anything over 70 is obese or an american bully(probably what your thinking of). They learn at an above average rate and want nothing more then to please their owner. Loyal, couragous, strong with stamina like no other. They are a performance breed with a high prey drive and a deep respect for people. Great with children especially they make fantastic family dogs.

[surleyguru]

@bjggjb I have owned 7 in my life time and wouldnt own anything but an apbt. I also own a beagle, oh yes the perfect family pet is what your thinking right? Think again my beagle is the one you have to worry about in my pack. My apbt will greet strangers entering my yard with kisses and a vigarously waging tail. My beagle will not hesitate to bite any trespassers or family he doesnt see often for that matter. You are a poor poor unfortunate soul who cant figure out life and I take pitty.

[surleyguru]

@bjggjb This is the breed that best fits me and my lifestyle. I dont take boxer of martial arts I am a long distance runner with my apbt at my side we easily run 8 miles a day. Me and my dog are performers and dont take kindly to talkers running their mouths. So keep your pie hole shut if you dont know your dog breeds that is. Oh my niece called you a scaredy cat for spreading lies about her best friend, by the way shes 5 and has more sense then you.

[bjggjb]

@surleyguru Whatever you say dude; it's supposed to be a free country after all.

I just hope that niece of yours doesn't end up missing a nose, an eye, or a face when her "best friend" gets a wild hair up his ass.

In college, a guy I knew had a seemingly friendly PB; I was over one evening and out of the blue that PB started shaking all over, growled like a bear, and bit repeatedly at a VACUUM CLEANER for no obvious reason - and the owner said he'd never seen it act like that before!

[surleyguru]

@bjggjb I really do feel pitty for you and I have never had those feelings before!

[bjggjb]

@surleyguru You feel pity, but you can't spell it?

I'll feel it for you when the lawsuit comes. As for me, I was never really a dog person in any case. To each his own, as they say...

[chinbunny1]

@bjggjb surelyguru isn't a responsible dog owner any how. He allows his pitbull to attack and kill other animals, and fully supports inhumane killing of such animals. There are good pitbulls, I have met a few who were very well trained family pets. But there are also a lot of irresponsible idiots who keep them too. The later end up being dangerous dogs because of shitty owners.

[chinbunny1]

@bjggjb He also thinks letting them kill like that is 'working the animal.'

[chinbunny1]

@surleyguru you would trust an animal killing dog with a five year old?

[chinbunny1]

@surleyguru And just when I thought you couldn't be anymore of a jackass. What an inconsiderate comment. Geese are awesome, they make excellent watch dogs and great pets. May your mutt get the ever living shit kicked out it, of by a real aggressive gander some day. They are quite capable of kicking the shit out of a dog when they want to.

[peterpeterxxo]

GOOOOOOOOOOOSE.

[xXxHolyHellxXx]

I disliked it. I just want to see the world burn.

[ibutton77]

@xXxHolyHellxXx Wow! zero dislikes, and then just one, with a succinct comment explaining why.

Kudos, HH! *HONK*honk!*peck*

[siralswidi]

0 dislikes! damn

dont wanna destroy that

[e3xdubb]

Wow! Lol that's pretty awesome! I'd be touched if something like that happened to me but I don't think I'd have the same commitment =(

[megmessmer]

See how the film is coming along at dominicandmaria(dot)com !

[calamityjaneclp]

My parents have had many geese and there was one in particular, named Gumby, that took a shining to me. I could go out the door and yell, "BOYFRIEND!" and he would honk from far away on their 10 acre property. I would just keep calling, "BOYFRIEND" and he would honk back as he got closer and closer. He would eventually find me and he would hang out with me for a while. It was great.

[calamityjaneclp]

My parents have had many geese and there was one in particular, named Gumby, that took a shining to me. I could go out the door and yell, "BOYFRIEND!" and he would honk from far away on their 10 acre property. I would just keep calling, "BOYFRIEND" and he would honk back as he got closer and closer. He would eventually find me and he would hang out with me for a while. It was great.

[rich72847]

that really makes my goosey gander

[krazejim1]

I love this story. One summer when I was younger I was fishing near a group of geese and noticed that they were singling out one of the baby geese and started to attack it so I went over and scared the bullies away and took the baby home with me, cleaned it up and cared for it for the whole summer. It followed me around like a baby would but I had to part from it because my dad was not very fond of it. I gave him to a local geese shelter and was very heartbroken over it, but it was for the best

[Theneongray2]

Does he put his penis inside of the gooses body?

[Gnarlodious]

A humble goose brings out sainthood .

[wolf33441]

This is really a beautiful story.

[TheNitasmith]

delightful - as a kid we kept chicks (amongst other animals) and one little chick used to follow me up the drive where I used to catch the bus to school. I always had to take it back to the garden and run off without it seeing me.

[KiingNadaa]

@TheNitasmith awwww



[LuisAnthonie]

I got the target comercial at the beggining, it was pretty entertaining.

thumbs up

[ragingdemon56]

@LuisAnthonie if you have to ask for thumbs up, you dont deserve it.

[shellyD1983]

i want to know what spliffburners comment was. its been removed now.

[miratime]

This is the goose that followed the band around in the Ok Go "End Love" video too, right? I think he's just got a thing for humans in general...

[virginiag1958]

what a beautiful bond of love. animals are not stupid like most people think.  that bird just loves him. no sex ideas, just love and it is beautiful.

[bradford71us]

like most women, shes gonna end up cheating on him and start following some other dude with more money.....BMW, not a scooter.

[KumaChanii]

well 'she' is now a 'he'. LOL. xD

[spliffburner420]

you KNOW he be fuckin that duck

[virginiag1958]

@spliffburner420 - you are an idiot.

[goldengirlinmiami]

@spliffburner420 - What a vulgar remark! Totally uncalled for. This is a cute story.

[theavocadoroller]

@spliffburner420 it's a goose you dimwit.

[Colindres44]

Lovely!

[BeauStinsonDotCom]

I once found a goose look just like this 1 it would followed me everywhere around the park, trying to attack me though lol i would lower my head like they do and we charged eachother lol it would attack the shit out of me

[janisvikmanis]

How did they manage, by "brand channel" features, make an external link? Once clicked on the YouTube film, as to pause it, you get a new web page! I'd love to do the same.

:-)

[HaligonianType1]

They should get married.

[Eventer243]

I love this!!!! <3 so special. You need to take her home!

[Eventer243]

I love this!!!! <3 so special

[sarahaudrey03]

lolwut

[ugotpimp]

fuck these commercials

[foreveryoung162]

adorable!!!!! 

[Canicspots]

Love it :-) I'd like to see a follow up after the lake is re-filled and the geese are returned to it. I'd feel better knowing that it didn't harm this friendship in anyway!

[oLivingDeadGirlo]

Awesome story! "The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals".

[spliffburner420]

@oLivingDeadGirlo I look at it differently....the hornyness and loneliness of a man can be measured by how they regard animals >.<

[oLivingDeadGirlo]

@spliffburner420 The hornyness, loneliness & stupidity of a man can be measured by the way they leave comment's on an Awesome story such as this one! Did you get enough attention "little boy"? Go back to playing with yourself and leave the computer to adult's!

[artsyrev]

This is a wonderful story. I hope they are really careful temporarily relocating Maria. I hope the man helps keep track of her during that time.

[wirthsc]

This story broke in the LA Times a couple of weeks ago; it's cool to see the video here.

[crazyfarm31]

this is awesome!

[theScytheofGod]

Quite beautiful...

[Corvastus]

I don't even.

[cooldoodleofastorp]

That is scary in a way to try going home and you see a goose fly next to you:o

[NotsoNutso]

Sharing this on Facebook!

[Wafflepirates]

awwwgr ! <3

[mlspiek]

this is sooo sweet!

[davidcmather]

awwww.

[oprev7]

lol. totally weird!

[idafunkit]

So cute....