U.S. Army Cadence My Girls A Pretty Girl

[s3xy1fl3x]

marching down the avenue, saw a bitch id love to screw, she winked at me then i said, id sure like to get some head,

[NiqueLopez412]

@steelbeltsdrumming Yeah his drill sergeant did a lot of stupid && funny ones

[iamanairman]

Haha!

[happy51593]

And tonight you're gonna break your one rule!

[metziih]

I'd give my left kidney if I could join US Army. Sure, pay isn't all that great, but well, military life is better for me than civilian life.

I did my mandatory military service in Finnish Defense Forces, and well, it was best time of my life so far. I'd join FDF as a "professional" but due to ever increasing budget cuts and due to the fact that I had to live in a orphanage for a few months there's no way in hell they'd let me back.

US embassy isn't giving green-cards in my country anymore lol

[xXIAMTHESHEEPDOGXx]

@metziih i got news for you man if you get BAH, depending on where you live, you can get GREAT money. im an E-2 and I make about 3200 a month take home. I mean that doesnt sound like much to some but for a starting job? shoot.

[Steroxide]

@xXIAMTHESHEEPDOGXx people are stupid and don't realize 3200 a month is roughly over 36000 a year, more than the average household

[xXIAMTHESHEEPDOGXx]

@Steroxide plus if you go down range, its three hots and a cot, entertainment, everything you need.

[xXIAMTHESHEEPDOGXx]

@metziih SO come to america, find a nice american girl, marry her, become a citizen, and get the F-CK in my army!

[ChocolateCow12]

I go to basic on June 5. I'm 15P - Aviation Operations Specialist! I just cant freakin wait!!!! HOOAH!!!!!!!

[joeeandshane]

@ChocolateCow12 lol sucker

[blitzboy30]

@ChocolateCow12 sweet dude, just remember stay motivated, dont quit, and work out on your personal time and youll be fine

[humveefixes]

@ChocolateCow12 u know that is dicretly against your contract that you signed at meps right?

[TrevorWuebben]

@ChocolateCow12 where you goin for BCT? I leave for Ft. Benning, GA on 5 JUN

[krondax]

why does this sound like R :Lee Ermey

[kevinkotwica]

11B. no privileges

[MsgRevan]

LOL My Drill Sergeant sings "My girl she likes to fuck". -DS Moore

[Koyav]

@MsgRevan Oh good fucking gosh, don't tell me you're from FT.Jackson Charlie company.

[D100TV]

@Koyav @MsgRevan Charlie Rock 3/34 Ft Jackson ROCK FORCE

[NiqueLopez412]

One of my brothers drill sergeants made a remix of this. "my girls a vegetable.." Haha

[steelbeltsdrumming]

@NiqueLopez412 I heard that one too

[andyandhearts]

You can in AIT

Depending on your PT scores

& where your BCT or AIT is

[leonhart44]

91D all the way

[bigbritt11]

HOAH!!!!

[hunter73757]

HHHOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH



[jpmitchell1980]

My girl's a vegetable! She lives in the hospital! I'll buy her anything! ('Cept for a diamond ring!) To Keep her alive! She's got her own TV! It's called an EKG! I would do anything! To keep her alive! One day, I played a joke! I pulled the plug and watched her choke! I would do anything! To keep her alive!

[gaminghero47]

@jpmitchell1980 That's so messed but so funny at the same time.

[cicla]

@jpmitchell1980 I bought her everything, Why wont she die!

[darkpast99]

I looked up "my girl's a vegetable", but I guess this works.

[Dreadhead908]

Shipping to fort sill on the 24th of this month Hooah

[CynepToct]

@Dreadhead908 See you there man!

[xXBella87Xx]

Hooah! 

[LAvaLaMP70PSN]

wait wait wait wait is this my ROTC sargeant?

[schoolboy2012]

1:36-2:06 reminds me of afroman's song -girls.

[Ribeyeangus]

Shes got a brand new TV...

It's called an EKG

I'd buy her anything

To keep her alive!

[sanamae123]

wow i deff dont think army girls are the prettiest ones i think everyone is ugly only bc that is how i look at it we are all the same we should not be judging out brothers or sisters in arms we have to work with them yall need to get over it also I am retired so i can still dis every branch i want so dont say anything about it

[lanmi9659]

Army girls are the prettiest!

[tifferz66]

@lanmi9659 yup yup we are the prettiest!!!

[lanmi9659]

@tifferz66 He, he! Btw, I was talking about army girls all over the world!!! ^____^

[BradUSMC85]

@lanmi9659 I agree 100% Marine girls are just to mean :P

[Fligernoodle]

6 people don't have a pretty girl. :)

[Fligernoodle]

@Fligernoodle 16*

[Shelbz955]

i like it(:



[flashexp0sure]

I like the other version my girls a vegetable.

[WhiteRabbit156]

God Bless America!Hoooaaahh

[aj1986917]

Hooah!

[realbulletshooter]

pussy ass song for wannabe ass holes.

[Gunman7776]

I like the other version of this cadence.

[jrhtiger]

15 people are gay

[OutlawRommel1996]

16 people are ugly girls



[myron623]

HOOAH!! love this cadance funny to be one of the ones singing it. to all the people dissing the cor that are army rember we still have to cover eachother in the fight and to everyone else army and marines have been giveing eachother crap since the begining relax its just how we are

[SuperMcMuffin100]

@SpecialForcesPown its actually Semper fi not simper fi

[kurtw27]

@SuperMcMuffin100 Semper fidelis

[jennasbennenas]

lol i remember my drill Sargent say my girls a getto girl she lives in a getto world id buy her anything to keep her around . my girls got long black hair its weave but i dont care id buy her anything to keep her around. i dont remember the rest but its was so funny. it was a while ago i was in.

[YoungSteve17]

@jennasbennenas LOL 

[DOOBERz125]

ARMY STRONG!

[samuellovesmary25]

this sounds like my CSM.Himphill lmao

[MrElgeneralisimo]

Marines are Marines end of conversation. SEMPER FI!!!!! Nice song though.

[Hollywood4Cain]

Brings back memories. Ft. Jackson '93.

[DET832]

My SGT Majors favorite...

[BEASTONTHEMKIDS]

@DET832 GO ARMY 

[mdinc20]

@BEASTONTHEMKIDS great another army vs marines basher 

[Best11bangbang]

I remember hearing this at Benning haha my DS was a little crazy though. haha fun time very fun times and i wish i could do it all again

[kysmelmonge]

"I buy her anything to keep in style"

[CLC407]

I love all branches of the military, and all the soldiers in them......As a veteran, you learn to appreciate everyone that serves their country. One MOS can't really exist without the others, they all have their place, and they're all important.

[DET832]

HAHAHHAAHHAHHAAA !!!!!!

[jimemtp]

In 99 we sang "Keep Her Alive" version. Benning sucks balls btw.

[jimemtp]

Boah!



[Dennisperry60]

11B is the way to be

[MrQuackism]

Rangers, lead the way!

[jackhammer0925]

power rangers lead the way!!!!!

[kill3rw3b]

RANGER RANGER RANGER LEAD THE WAY

[jonlybonly100]

heyyyyyy there army! get in you're tanks and follow meeeeee! I am Marine Corps infantry.

[ArmyStrongRidley]

@jonlybonly100 hoaaah!

[flamingskeletondude]

i so cant wait to join the army

[dope69show]

Can't wait till basic 13 bravo bringing the rain

[tehxXxMonsun]

@dope69show 13B the bitch of battle 11B all the way >:o

[topdog1944]

Reminds me of my basic training at Fort Ord, Cal. May, 1965. GO ARMY GO, VIET-NAM 1967-68

[Best11bangbang]

For the people who are doggin the other branches unless your enlisted or an officer in one of the respected branches and not a fucking civilian then you can joke around about each branch but if your a civi keep your damn mouth shut!

[MrTheSmash]

@Best11bangbang finally someone who understands that shit, but personally I fancy the Corp. over anyone but I respect all other branches. especially the army

[darkyoda]

@Best11bangbang That's ironic, considering that the military serves the civilian government, and are led by a civilian commander in chief. IN any case, those "fucking civilians" are the people you (if you are military) should be setting an example for, and not out there making the men and women who understand what it means to "serve", look bad. It is thanks to you, and this attitude, that the military has lost the respect that it once had.

[MrTheSmash]

@darkyoda listen you cocksucking twinkledtoe taliban, I'm a resigned marine and unless you know the PT tests and what they do on a day to day basis like every branch does, you oughtta keep your peterpuffing mouth shut like a lil school girl with a crush on a boy. it's people like you who make it hard to fight for because of that fact we fight for you to say that kinda communist bullshit to us.

[darkyoda]

@MrTheSmash I find that very hard to believe, since your channel makes it very apparent that your age can't be much beyond your teens. Though by "resigned" that usually means a medical discharge, or a dishonorable for possession of controlled substances, or being unfit for training. Having said that, let me let you in on a little secret. You don't resign from any branch of service. You are discharged. Either honorably, or dishonorably. That or you die. Those are the ONLY ways out.

[MrTheSmash]

@darkyoda well looks like someone did their homework on technical terms and sure i'm lied and in all honesty, I'm going back to my military academy that not only teaches me my academics but every aspect of every branch so i know wtf i'm talking about. and yes I'm joining the Marine corp. after college and i know certain people would be GRATEFUL that someone like me has already decided that I wanna lay down my life for the freeworld but your one civilian i'd let die

[militaryman86]

@Best11bangbang you are right about that i am a vet of the army

[shishydude123]

@Best11bangbang i agree with you there, i myself am an enlisted soldier for the national gaurd and also 11B havent left for basic yet i ship june 5th

[guitarhamster102]

@shishydude123 wow u gotta wait a while huh? There must be a lot of 11B recruits then =D

im 37F shipping next Jan. to benning. glhf

[Jetfan2562]

@guitarhamster102 I just finished 37F AIT at Fort. Bragg this past august. Its different i'll tell you that. its A LOT different than the other AIT. it's about tougher and you'll have less privileges than the other ones.

[guitarhamster102]

@Jetfan2562 Oh nice. Just a question. Did you get your laptop. I need mine to register for college classes. So I'm just wondering, do the less privileges include no laptop use?

[Jetfan2562]

@guitarhamster102 There is no internet in the barracks unless you have a mobile hotspot. There is a computer lab though so you should have no trouble most websites are blocked, but i managed to register. It'll be a few weeks before you can use the lab though. so i suggest you keep your room looking sharp and pass ur PT. You should have an easier time than me because most of my cadre is gone. I hear the new cadre are much easier going.

[guitarhamster102]

@Jetfan2562 Thank you very much. Did you at least get to use your phone or go off base during the weekends?

[Jetfan2562]

@guitarhamster102 you have to earn those privileges. Your first 2 weeks you have nothing. but you will earn on post passes and later on off post passes. however if you fail a pt test or a module exam you will lose ALL privleges. but you will always have ur phone during off duty (after 1700) and on weekends. its fun.

[Best11bangbang]

@mikehughes1307 we all pick on each other haha

[MyCripticSlaughter]

It's funny the way this person uploads Army Cadences, and the account name is "UnMotivated".

[MrSpikeman999]

she's got some funny tits

one stands up while the other sits

and i'd but here anything

to keep her in style.

[dranger3]

14 people dont have a pretty girl

[Thrawn6211]

@dranger3 They might have girls, but they aren't pretty.

[AirbourneInfantry101]

All servicemen and women deserve the utmost respect,branch regardless

[FLIPPONER6800]

M.A.R.I.N.E.S muscles are required intelligence not expected stupid....lmao

[stimulatechamind1]

14 marines watched this now!! ERR

[XXsoshiXX]

U.S ARMY backwerds is Yes My Retarted Ass Signed Up

[redrockettrail]

@XXsoshiXX says the person who can't spell BACKWARDS correctly

[crazyboy14xiv]

My brother is a staff sergeant when he came for Christmas i put army songs lol he got mad. LOL MARINE ALL THE WAY!!!!!! MARINES #1

[ravensfan131213]

M.A.R.I.N.E- My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.....

[TNPisawsome]

A.R.M.Y aren't ready marines yet . Jk I respect all services

[jameswood1488]

M.A.R.I.N.E.S ..... me always riding around in navel equipment sir......

[jordanlaw82]

I guess 12 Marines watched this video, ill make it 13 YUT

[backatchalol]

@jordanlaw82 why do u say that? im joining the marines and i highly respect the army

[jordanlaw82]

I guess 12 Marines watched this video, ill make it 13

[jordanlaw82]

I guess 12 Marines watched this video... i guess ill make it the unlucky 13 YUT

[ObeseClone]

12 ppl dont like the army -__-

[TheLastHashman]

@ObeseClone Those 12 happen to be Marines.

[ObeseClone]

@TheLastHashman maybe..but we're all in it for the same mission..i dont understand this non-sense of whose the better service when we all depend on each other =/

[bailong329]

My favorite cadence and it still makes me laugh everytime.

[BoSoxJunky09]

Hooah

[gorackify]

i love my version

[AZredneck1862]

@gorackify me too

[gorackify]

My girl's a vegetable, She lives in a hospital, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. She's got no arms or legs, Steel rods and wooden pegs, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. She's got her own TV, They call it an EKG , But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. My girl is lot's of fun, She's got an iron lung, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive. One day I played a joke, pulled the plug and watched her choke, But I'd buy her anything, To keep her alive.

[hognutz66]

@gorackify haha thats the real version hell yea hooah!!!

[rickieingle101st]

@gorackify....thats dark

[bakonmon]

@gorackify that verison is the best!



[chandlervictoria8]

@gorackify thats prety sick to think like that

[killa61890]

@gorackify my girl shes got no nose, just a lil rubber hose, but id buy her anything to keep her alive, my girl aint got no lips, just 2 potato chips but id buy her anything to keep her alive

[zipdedooda]

@gorackify

I don't remember singing this clean format. I guess the political correct version goes over better for mass consumption. :)

Did you ever sing the napalm napalm sticks like glue, sticks to women and children too?

[maddeyemoody]

HOOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[x62617]

my girl's got long blonde hair

but she shaves it all down there

my girl's got soft pink lips

they are tight as a vice grip

[JCreek420]

Hey Army! Get on your tanks and follow me! Heyyy Marine Corps!! Pick up your guns and follow me!! Heyyy Air Force! Get on your jets and Follow me! Heyyy Navy!! GET OFF YOUR KNEES AND FOLLOW ME!!

[longviewsfinest14]

@JCreek420 420? Smoking weed? You definitely don't lead the way you're trailing far behind gassed out bro. Army Rangers lead the way Tacp death on Call Combat Controllers First there Pararescuemen that others may live

[AwespiringThings]

@JCreek420 Hey Army! backpacking army! pickup you packs and follow me WE Are The SONS OF UDT Hey marine corp bullet sponge marine corp pickup your rifles and follow me we are the SONS OF UDT! Hey Navy worlds finest Navy get on your ship and follow me WE ARE THE SONS OF UDT! SEa Air and Land Baby!

[sevrocksyosocks]

@JCreek420 What can you say when they eat out that many girls they kinda get used to it.

[tredogg1994]

@JCreek420 awwwwww thats crazy

[ChristianWarriorUSA]

@JCreek420 For Marines, it should've been pick up your rifle.

[TheWindtalker1000]

@JCreek420 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?? My grand father was in the the Navy and pounded the shit out of the NVA with his 85mm

[MrNcoppick]

@JCreek420 your an asshole, navy does there jobs just like the other branches

[66jesko]

@JCreek420 hahahahahahahhahahaha

[RedEyed2009]

@JCreek420 I about died after I read this. I am US Army, and I had a buddy that I read this too in the Navy and he got all pissy about it. His response fucking ground pounders, my retalliation was fucking dick pounders. Hah! He wasnt to happy

[DEVILDOG061991]

@JCreek420 Hey, my Great-Grandfather served 20 years in the Navy as an Officer. He also fought in WW2. So don't hate on the navy.

[96mustangcobra1]

@JCreek420 well the airforce no longer has jets the worlds strongest fighter pilot force is the navy so its navy get your jets and follow me and its Heyyy chairforce get off your ass and bring up the rear

[96mustangcobra1]

@JCreek420 well the airforce no longer has jets the worlds strongest fighter pilot force is the navy so its navy get your jets and follow me and its Heyyy chairforce get off your ass and bring up the rear

[reredrumuoy]

@JCreek420 marines are navy

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy Marines are not Navy, Marines are Naval Infantry dumbass.....

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation and what is naval infantry

im pretty sure thats navy dumbass

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy You are such an idiot. Just go fucking look it up instead of being a troll. Dumbass -.-

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation im not being a troll marines are funded and are a subdivision of the navy

i dont trust dumb ass wikipedia like your dumb ass

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy Obvious troll is obvious. I don't even use wikipedia....... dumbass

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation well obviously your information is bullshit

how are you going to say that a naval infantry is not navy

thats like saying SEALS arent navy

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy You obviously know nothing about the United States Armed Forces. Please go learn some stuff before being a huge dumbass. I'm through with you asshole and your piece of shit information.

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation dude really all you do is say im dumb when you have no information to disprove me

you even said that they were a naval infantry and that means you are saying that naval infantry isnt the navy

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy You just don't know anything troll.

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation oh pussy i thought you were through with me asshole way to go back on what you said

and im not a troll im smarter than you thats all

[bm6nation]

@reredrumuoy You are not smarter than me your just way 2 stubborn! Also it is physically impossible to be a pussy. A pussy is a cat, oh man my cats wet... what a wet pussy. Now I'm through with you. Please go learn something before being a troll.

[reredrumuoy]

@bm6nation uhmm okay do you have military experience

im pretty sure my information is much more valid than yours

[the1real2steve3jobs]

@JCreek420 We are all fighting for the same nation, under the same flag. Although I do not favor the Navy, respect them.

[LHRMaterial]

@JCreek420 Hey Asshole i had family who served in the navy and if you'd get your head straight youd might remember that the Marine Corps is part of the Department of the Navy.

[PoppaBlue59]

My girl got pretty legs...justlike two beer kegs.

[yoyoyowasuppy]

@PoppaBlue59 lol

[MetalSkull420]

My girl's a vegetable, she live's in a hospital I will do any thing, to keep her alive She has two glass eyeballs, She runs into the walls I will do any thing, to keep her alive She has no arms and legs, All she has is wooden pegs I will do any thing, to keep her alive She has two great big hips, Big has two battleships I will do any thing, to keep her alive She has a new TV, It's called an E.K.G. I will do any thing, to keep her alive Echo 2-10 Mustangs Ft Leonard Wood MO

[frostakacliff]

F Co. 2/58 2010 i miss it

and i will do anything to keep her alive....

[frostakacliff]

F Co. 2/58 2010 i miss it

[ItsTimeToRockOut]

This sounds exactly like Mr. Guy from Leonard Hall Junior Naval Academy!