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  • You forgot to censor porn :p

  • I'll take two

  • Still funny even in 2011 lol

  • @Breadtangle738 you mean 2012

  • Iam spinning my dradel to halo 3 pppppppppooooooooooorrrrrrrrrr­rnnnnnnnnn

  • Dick laser

  • halo 3333333 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNN

  • $@*%& you!

  • 1:45 kootra?

  • W-what about kortana? Or am I the only holo-sexual

  • Kootra sent me what a surprise.

  • Hohoho what would you like for christmas?

    I want what that guys got!

    HALOOOOOOOOOOOOTHREEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • 3:31 i luv that part

    daddy is trying to jack off

  • Want to spin this dradle with me?

  • @Gammusbert Dreidel

  • @nihumgachan I don't care

  • @Gammusbert Oh well, wanna spin this dreidel with me?

  • @nihumgachan Sure

  • kootra sent me 

  • kootra

  • Kootra sent me

  • @AssassinationGrunt Your mom sent me here, fag :D.

  • KOOTRA

  • i have the weirdest boner right now 0_0

  • According to Kootra he was the guy who said "hey you wanna spin this dreidel??" I found this out recently in his "Halo 3 Campaign w/ Kootra & Ze Part 2"

  • i go to description to buy...

  • master cheif 10ft COCK! lol

  • laser dick

  • 258 people dont like jerking it

  • Is it just me or is the best part of this video the announcer's creepy voice?

  • yer that right i typed in halo porn

  • quiet daddys tryin to jack off

  • Halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOORN!!!!!!!!!!

  • Omg, they didn't even give the number.

    How am i supposed to manipulate my genitals now?

  • but daddy were going to be late for the soccer game quite daddys jackingoff

  • Who ever watches this is a perv :3

  • 3:24 look in the window in background¬

  • Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm­nnnn I'm ordering right now!

  • It would be heaven if a thousand girls came and teabagged you

  • it didnt say anything about vigina wtf is it gay?

  • Son: Dad were gonna be late to the soccer game!

    daddy: QUIET daddys trying to JACK OFF!

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  • LLLLLMMMMMFFFFFAAAAOOOO!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • 01:40 whats this white sh@#% O.o

  • @Scout4y xD LOL Its Snow from an avalanch lol, get it> Christmas? Snowy level, yelling? A V A L A N C H E? *Does you a favor and pulls your head of of the gutter* ^u^ There ya Go!!

  • 1:10.....I wonder how many people said to themselves....Damn That IS hard...

  • LMAO!!

  • halo..... POOOOOOOORN!!!!!

  • 1:44 did anyone hear kootras voice?

  • is this gay porn, wtf

  • lol @ ??? ?????

  • lol censored wasant that awesome XD

  • do you like halo:yep you like jerkin it:YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    lolololol

  • That made me laugh once; the camera shake when they said porn.

  • the beszt, most underatred machinima ever.

  • Kids: Trick or Treat.

    Guy: Sorry kids, im all outta candy, but what i do have is Halo 3: PORN!!!! xD 1:23

  • Do you like halo ? Yeah do you like jerkin it off YEAHJHHHHHHH!!!

  • 3:31 - 3:38 = Pure Gold

  • halo 3 POOOOOORRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!=q­uit daddys try to JACK OFF.

  • Imagine his neighbors reaction when they were recording this >.>

  • like if you laughed you fucking nutsack off when you watched this the first time!!!

    i know I did!!be honest!!!!!

  • Daddy were gonna be late for the soccer game . QUIT DADDY'S TRYING TO JACK OFF.

  • now i can shoot fireworks out of my cock! cuz this halo3:porn!

  • lol Kootra was in this aka spartacus280

  • Halo: 3 POOOOORRRRNN!?!?!?

  • this kind me make me horny.

  • wait they are all boys ? -_0

  • Have you tried halo-yes I have-Then watch HALO 3 PORRRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOOORRRNNN!

  • So F@$& awesome! I'll take three of those right now!!!

  • this is some FUNNY SHIT LOL

  • the 250 dislikes are plp who really thought it was real..... thumbs up

  • 249 people didnt order halo 3 porn

  • and many more...

  • tip 1: wanna jack off on halo set a shotgun main pistol second and swap fast :D

  • Very good video comment me can we be friends

  • LMAO ITS HARDER THEN HALO 3 LEGENDARY ALL SKULLS ON

  • laser penis!!!! lol

  • this comment has been glitched

    every time you like it, it gets 2 more likes

  • @huntern31324

    liar

  • Santa: Well killer what do you want?

    Me in a quiet voice: well id really like a Halo 3 POOOOOOORRRRRRN!

  • WHERE CAN I GET THIS!!!!!!!

  • my mom walked into my room when that guy yelled PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Thank you so much machinima :I

  • "Daddy, we're going to be late for the soccer game! QUIET, DADDY'S TRYING TO JACK OFF!

  • H.A.L.O PORN !!!!!!!!!$

  • Backdoor grunts. That sounds so wrong in so many ways

  • no fair I WANT HALO PORN!!!! :(

  • 3:33 lol

  • Fucking hilarious! Where do I order!!

  • So where do i order?

  • his dick's harda den da campiegn on legendary wit alll da skulls turnd oon...

  • Hey! Are you tired of getting fucked in the ass by brutes on Legendary? Well now you can return the favor with Brute! Beastiality!

  • 2:11 someone had gunnareah

  • who would have sex with fireworks guy it would kill you...

  • 2:09 0_0

  • LMAO!!!@ The guy who said kids i dont have no candy but i have some halo THREE PORN!

  • what an f***ed up grandmother, giving her grandson Halo 3: POOOOOOOOOORN!!

  • because it sounds funny when you censor bad words

    So true!!!

  • Tickle my picle

  • I want what that guys got!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

  • 246 people didn't like the fireworks.

  • Audio collection? Wow, that's weird.

  • I lafed so freakin' hard in the dick laser thing. machinima, you guys kick ass!!!

  • lol

    

  • laser dicks haha

  • Hi ninjacaboose11x you can stalk him all u want

  • TOTALLY EPIC!!! :D!!

  • That would be sweat if you actually could buy it

  • i need me some of that shit

  • ROFL!!!!

  • Samus had BETTER be in there.

  • my favorite part is when the guys sais halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

  • Halo 3 PORN!¡!¡!¡

  • 0:01 TO SKIP AD

  • i know how you found this... everbody does D:

  • this is so funny I couldn't stop laughing from the beginning consider yourself submited to:)

  • POOOOORRRRRRRN

  • i wanna shoot fire works like that :o

  • how about mw2 porn?

  • machinima (ma-shi-ni-ma)

  • This is so funny

  • sticky blue balls!

  • lmao, great vid!

  • So... Where can i buy this?

  • you like halo? yeah

    you like jerkin it? YEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • This is rated JO, JESUS ONLY

  • Halo 3 PORN!!!!!!

  • POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNN

    

  • lol i love the animator voice

  • Im to busy spining my own dratel,to Halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN­NNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • the guy that screams halo 3 porn sounds like goku when he screams

  • This was rated E for Epicness

  • OMG I just recieved my my Halo 3 porn Brute bestiality audio collection!!! It is so %+=|-! Amazing!!!!!!!!!

  • POOOORRRRRRRRRRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • i jacked off to this

  • ha ha ha so fucken funny

  • lololol

  • Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn

  • Where can i buy it from? lol

  • 237 people like Call of Duty PORN

  • i think this video is about porn....

  • 237 cant afford halo 3 porn

  • halo 3 ..... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN ! =))

  • i think im gonna go to the bathroom and cut of my dick

  • wtf i live in des moines iowa

  • "look at those fireworks" "LOOK AT THESE FIREWORKS. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WOAH I DIDNT know you could shoot fireworks out ur C**k" "no i couldnt until i watched HALO 3 PORRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

  • I love halo 3 porn. It shows how my most hated video game can be something more interesting.

    -John

    Washington D.C.

  • @SlayyerDragon how do you hate halo

  • brb got to go watch some HALO 3:PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am very satisfied with this product i suggest all of you buy and it has some great deals to.

  • 2:02 - Tucker cameo. Nice!

  • 55 people got halo 3 porn

  • ... I GOT THE BRUTE BEASTIALITY EDITION

  • Its funny how real pron is a related video to this:P

  • H-A-L-O POOORRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

  • I <3 Halo 3 POOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!

  • lol spelled beastiality

  • Wonder what the neighbors were thinking when they recorded that XD

  • I'll take 200 copies :D

  • THIS IS PORNO!!!!!

  • $19.95 I'd be an idiot not to take it

  • Ha!

  • 2:00 to 2:25 i pissed myself!

  • covenant cock xD

  • WHAT"S THE NUMBER

  • halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNN­N

  • YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

  • wtf why are both the highest rated comments

    "Quiet! Daddy's trying to jack off"

  • You like Halo ? Yeah. You like jerking it ? YEAH !!!!!!!!!

  • Lmfao epic!

  • Lmfao epic!

  • Bullshit

  • My cock blew up after watching halo 3 porn

  • what i do have is halo 3 PORN!!!

  • Brute Bestiality? I thought thay saied brute beastiality PORRRRNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    and I need the number to call so I can get Halo 3 PORN!!

    now I wonder what Reach POOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNN would be like with Kat and all those hot chicks asses....!!!!!!!!!!!

    O_o

  • @Animatorx97 Kat + dick = no dick. explanation: Kat's robot arm has strong grip. T-T

  • i dont know why but i hit my mouse after this vid

  • I'd watch Halo 3 porn just to shoot fireworks out of my c%&k!

  • I want that game ! :)

  • i lol'd

  • srry kids i got no candy but i do have halo 3 POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!