Best Of Nevermind The Buzzcocks

[charlehboi]

Donny Tourette, you're about as punk as Enya!

[06alepea1]

Barrowman. too sexy. and i'm a straight guy.

[stuntman670]

Worst 360p ever.



[deeeunderhill]

.... or kill me and make it look like suicide.

[DeadlyAntenna]

At 3:09 with transcribed audio "Video a bitch"

[krishen86]

I wish I could like the top rated comment twice.

[crombiethree]

WAS IT NUMBER 2 !?

[TheNeonCeil]

Oh mai

[welshchicklovsmya]

u cool any way 1:30 I LOV U SIMON

[AiMuiNoodle]

LETS HAVE A GAY OFF!

[Liverpaul84]

Lol a tv show that has ran for 25 series' and 'Best of Nevermind the Buzzcocks' is taken from 3-4 episodes.

[lauraxthexhobbit]

'She would crush you like a Twiglet'

'Or kill me and make it look like suicide...'

I don't think I've laughed harder, from pure shock :')

[codecrt321]

When simon puts on sun glasses he looks like Robert shehan

[KnightRyder1623]

Simon Amstell kind of looks like that guy from The Social Network

[ISavageBadgerI]

Incey wincey bit of Robin

[doorwindow7]

How on earth could anyone be as much of a spoilt brat as Donny Tourette? He's such a dick that every time he smiles an angel gets gonorrhoea.

And how did he get away with smoking?

[Flydeification]

@doorwindow7 this wwas back in 2005/6 so the smoking ban was very lax

[doorwindow7]

@Flydeification Ah it was before the smoking ban, makes sense, but he was still a dick at least. Cheers man.

[Flydeification]

@doorwindow7 Yeah i know lol, He looks like a right dickhead

[xDaddyPuddingx]

was Donny Tourette trying 2 be funny??? Who is he anyway some sort of singer D:...........tit

[darrensymes]

no.2 defo

[LoveOBxxxx]

Donny Tourette gets pwned so many times ........... lol wat is wrong wiv him anyway? Diva much?

[CheskaOfficial]

Danny Tourette... what a bastard.

[jpjpd]

bill vs donny was brilliant every time

[rjz1234567]

5:33. Noel's face. perfect.

[DinnerOnTheFloor]

Given the choice, I'd rather pee on Donnie than Bill..

[DUB8leA]

Gotta be the best part. "The only reason I'm on the show is because you told everyone you fancied me, dude" - "It's not it because we have difficulty booking people" Donny Tourette LOL.

[sweetiepatty7]

when i saw the courtney love bit i was like i gotta say simon gotta balls to say that and it got noel speachless lol

[sallyrhiannon]

i still dont get why the or kill me and make it look like suicide comment is so funny...someone please enlighten me please??

[WreckedBroadpot]

@sallyrhiannon Because they were discussing Courtney Love, and there were claims that Kurt Cobain never killed himself but was murdered, and some suggested that it was her that did it. It's bollocks, but still funny in its concept.

[echoplextic]

donny tourettes looks like a sort of male Mira hindley

[TheMinims]

Bill Bailey is such a legend!!!!!!

[EnvyPiecesOfRainbow]

i love simon's comebacks!! :L so hilarious

[lawndog6794]

donny is not acting hes just a tool. a bad tool. like a steam powered allen key

[thafoofoo]

"Let me explain Bill is a professional comedian"  who's comeback is "oooh"

[VariedLyrics]

@thafoofoo Donny was being a cock. But Simon came in and saved Bill's arse there who was caught off guard.

[Sznaxarna]

I wonder how many watching this realize that Donny is acting.

[skyvalley87]

@Sznaxarna Would that make it somehow better? If it's acting, then it's a shit parody. If it's real, then he's a shit person.

[TheMinims]

@Sznaxarna He's not, he's just a complete twat.

[MartinJWillett]

@Sznaxarna I can understand why he might want to act being rebellious and anti-authority of all kinds, but why would he want to act being stupid and thoroughly incompetent with it?

[Lorie2012]

Bring on the points bitch <3

[meabhyxxx]

I LOVE Simon Amstell!

[diway64]

"I like the authentic punk dance" *shimmies about* XD

Fucking love Noel Fielding

[TheFogey17]

Is Simon gay??

[1mustafi]

@TheFogey17 yea he is.

[PARCHEDgoat]

@TheFogey17 Yepp, openly.

[wemorris1001]

Loved Bill Bailey's comeback to Donny Tourette at the end.

[respecttheart]

a CIGARETTE.. that u cann LEGALLY buy in SHOPS.. LOOOOOOOOOOOLL.. killed me..

[04adgray]

oi son you look like one of them......what a hand hahahahaha

[whowantsabighug]

I don't get the Courtney Love joke...

[mojo23mojo]

@whowantsabighug Some people think that she was behind Kurt's suicide, that she arranged for him to be shot. I remember watching this and gasping. It was funny, but really close to the bone...

[hoptop77]

@whowantsabighug she got someone to kill her husband

[jimmyPain2121]

I like all these comedians and I love english comedy but i didn't find any of this funny..

[Purdonnnnn1873]

@jimmyPain2121 British.

[Chiquitadudep]

You look like one of them

"What... a hand?!"

Bill Bailey is class!

[shaunthevirus]

I've watched the Courtney Love gag so many times and each time I gasp and laugh, it's just a perfect gag!

[SeahawksFanUK]

Donny Tourette is a cunt of galactic proportions.

[MrRedspark51]

@SeahawksFanUK who dat?



[spacecowboy5000]

@SeahawksFanUK I've never even heard of him and I think he's a complete turd. With vomit on top.

[neilnriley]

The Jesus deserved it comment would have been amazing on this clip as well.

[psychopathtoine]

did that blond girl really insult Bill? :s

[Fliiy]

@6:00 it was nr2 :) end of that clip was fun too

[7CellarDoors]

That blond haired punktard, minus the punk, ruined the whole clip for me. Is that was passes for a badass these days? Id cry if it were any more pathetic.

[random10133]

lovee noels face @ 05:47 xxxxxxxxxx

lovee simon to pieces pleasee comee back its not the same without him xxxx

[SuperRubix123]

he is smoking, i am shocked to the core

[phatcockproductions]

as punk as enya lol

[tracy4jester]

you so should have added the bit where donny grabs his bits and says to simon, this is what I think of you, and Simon comes back with probably the best thing I have ever heard, you think of me..small penis?...I laughed for days!

[BadHairDay92]

This is such an awkward show! But I love it though. As long as I get to see Simon Amstell's beautiful face, I don't mind hiding behind a pillow half the time.

[satancomm41]

'bill is a professional comedian you wont win!'

[jamiecountsinfives]

LET'S HAVE A GAY OFF!

[Jaumur]

tourette's such a wanker

[Profy00]

or kill me and make it look like suicide

[BlackSabbath86]

That's about as punk as Enya!

[00ellie00]

"You know that's a man?" ...O.K (Love Barrowman's face!)

[KISSnum1]

you know a joke is great when it renders Noel Fielding speechless

[SmartyParty1616]

- Mate you look like one of 'em

- What hands? Small moving hands?

[irkibby]

10:08

"No, fuck'em"

[louroberts]

That just made me dizzier than lemonade ;)

[itssPickles13]

this is kind of irelivant, but if anyone has ever seen studio ghilbi's howl's moving castle. DONNY LOOKS LIKE HOWL.

[DarcOfTheShadows]

@itssPickles13 He looks like Howl cosplaying Billy Idol. Or the other way around.

[rocky9collins]

" a cigerette that you can legally buy in shops" BANTER !!!

[0Brad0Powers7]

"Is it, did his helmet go blue?"

[SafeAzFuck]

John Barrowman was the BEST guest buzzcocks ever had ^^

[McBane10]

i can't believe donny, he isn't even one of those people that secretly people like although they claim to not like him, he actually isn't funny and is particularly annoying

[B8rkley]

@McBane10 I believe the word you're looking for, my friend, is the term 'cunt'.

Perfectly describes Donny.

[McBane10]

@B8rkley You know what, i reckon the term 'cunt' sums Donny up to a tee. But seriously though, he isnt even a person like Simon Cowell, or Piers Morgan, or Jamie Oliver, i.e. someone who does have a few haters, but actually quite a lot of people like them. Donny is just a total dogfart.

[bobmonk92]

slightly harshwhat did he say at the end "something" love points

[McBane10]

@bobmonk92 punks

[bobmonk92]

slightly harsh

[amigu]

anyone know where i can find a clip of them doing Song 2 in indecipherable lyrics?

[fl1ns]

... or kill me and make it look like suicide

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[Smartuur]

"Donny: Oi, listen boy, you're one of them *wanking in the air*

Bill: what? hands?"

I don't know why, but I find that incredibly funny.

[Whoizcasper]

i loved the way simon owned donny though that whole episode if he think about it donny got it worse than preston and he didn't leave, also they sat in the same chair :O

[rockkid1996]

bill bailey is a legend 

[rockkid1996]

@SlashIsAmazin Why should he or she think about hats? off topic I must say...

[LeQuickscopeZz]

YOU'VE OUT-GAYED ME BARROWMAN

[Cla900]

@SlashIsAmazin you shouldn't. she's a bloody gold digger 

[thebestofsopherboys]

Jesse Eisenberg?

[mohawk5010]

5:25 is priceless. A little Courtney Love bashing.

[searsy0991]

oi son you look like one of them? what a small moving hand?

gets me every time.

[FaerieDust]

Oh God, that Courtney Love bit was hilarious!!

[ittybittybabyforrest]

i love courtney love and i know she didnt kill kurt but damn "or kill me and make it look like suicide" was fuckin funny

[edisdead1]

simon is good, but how can you have a best of without mark lamarr.

[knownrelan]

donny is an annoying idiot.

[yogie27489]

Or kill me and make it look like suicide.. CLASSIC

[JagFanStevie]

bring back bill! D: B.B.B.

[Dream146]

@JagFanStevie Bill doesn't want to be brought back :P

[curbdancer2002]

everyone who watches this video should find whatever the fuck Donnie Tourette's band is called (Towers of London...or some shit) thumbs down the prick

[Paulfieldz]

@curbdancer2002 Thanks for the idea..i just went to onw of their videos and ripped into that prick, good idea :)

[jordo1441]

5:31

IT'S TOO TRUE

[ghandi8749]

What did Bill say to Donny at the end of the video, After "Smash the system but can I have another point"?

[heyxkid]

@ghandi8749 "you're about as punk as enya"

:)

[kelsotronic]

we love simon amstell more than life itself - we do not think him a small penis.

best line - Courteney Love - She'll kill me and make it look like suicide...

[kelsotronic]

we love simon amstell more than life itself - we do not think him a small penis.

best line - Courteney Love - She'll kill me and make it look like suicide...

[chocosparx]

'or kill me and make it look like suicide' haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaa so true! is that disclaimer real?

[Nik7ita]

@chocosparx

yea it was but i dont get y

[chocosparx]

@Nik7ita well i guess, essentially that can be easily viewed as an accusation of murder. A court could see that as potential evidence if someone ever actually accused courtney love of killing kurt cobain. Of course its not real evidence but if someone accuses someone of murder it can be taken pretty seriously. Still hilarious though : )

[Nik7ita]

@chocosparx

thanks :)

[JessicaaCapstick]

hahaha. 'i'll try to carry on but i'm shocked and apulled!'

[TheMoscardinoReviews]

"I'm in the mood for a bloody good pop quiz", i wish amstell was still in it

[EmmaLUVSspiderwebb]

mucha mucha love-o  EPIC!!!

[be19nt86]

That was risky, he could have turned Simon straight (~07:45) and that would be unfortunate.

[Paralight303]

Simon Amstell + Noel Fielding = EPIC!!

[Crackajack69]

all great moments... (from like 2-3 episodes:P)... but i still think u missed out the best part from the donny tourette episode....:

Donny is about to sit down after doin the intro round n says to Simon:

D: This is what i think of you (grabbing his crotch...)

S: What? You think me a small penis?:P

hahaahah, owned

[KyleLeemanProduction]

The suicide comment was the best thing I've ever heard!

[JLHMRC]

@KyleLeemanProduction I loved Noel's face after it :P

[girlgrg]

donny: the only reason i'm on the show is cuz you told everyone you fancied me, dude!

simon: it's not, it's cuz we have difficulty booking people!

OWNEDDDDDDD!!! donny's face LOOLL!

[iluvmanugalx]

wat episode was it that donny was in cos i just cant stop giggling wen he has a hissy fit wiv bill

[serge160492]

a ciggarette! that you can legally buy in shops!! lmfao simon=genius

[selty]

Those impersonators have such a hard time keeping a straight face.

[MattSavage2006]

If that Courtney Love gag from Simon was completely impromptu, then it is possibly one of the best jokes i've ever heard

[truelieswow]

@MattSavage2006 it was, he got totally fucked after the show :L

[ArtemisAddict]

Oh man,how I love Barrowman.:D

[125possom]

simon amstell is so quick!! how does he do it!

[ktagr269]

That just made me feel so much better :D I can't help laughing when I see this. Thanks for posting it

[Roxy101lol]

i love NMTB, its so funny! "because his helmet turned blue?"

[MrLew3112]

"and now i'm cool" lol

[Oronare]

"Hey, you look like one of them!" "what, a hand?" LOL I love Bill

[OhBubbleTrump]

lmfaooo! 7:44. i'd do that to Simon Amstell.. Gay or not. id do it. haha x

[FreedomValentine]

I feel so deprived without a chair like that.

[DaibloDBZ]

My Life will never be complete until I do that thing with the Chair with "One and only" playing in the background

[con95man]

please tell me why simon stoped hosting this show.

[SeeThinkFall]

He wanted to focus on his stand-up career. Similar reasons to why Bill Bailey left. Plus, he had been doing it for several years, he probably just wanted a change.

[BNxTACTICZ]

correct. plus he probably didn't just want to be remembered as 'the guy from buzzcocks' (which, unfortunately, he's probably too late to change at this point)

[AutumnDevi]

That Donny guy was kind of an ass, but you have to admit, he seemed able and willing to laugh at himself along with everyone else, so you have to give him credit for at least having a sense of humor and not taking himself super seriously.

[hestheman929]

"Or kill me and make it look like suicide." Fucking Epic!

[SeeThinkFall]

Could you not diss people by using the word Faggot? It's like calling someone a nigger, and it just makes you sound like a twat (which I'm sure you're not)

[Tandokude]

Could you not diss people by using the word Twat? It's like calling someone a nigger, and it just makes you sound like a faggot (which I'm sure you're not)

[dynam08]

what a cunting twathead rentboy nigger you are

[Tandokude]

I am hurt and appalled, good sir!

[0daydReem0]

I love John Barrowman :D

[ed1ss]

"Your about as punk as Enya"

[MrSadzZ]

god i fucking hate that donny bloke

[iloveanime31]

"she's crush you like a twiglet"

"or kill me and make it look like suicide"

Haha XD god i love simon

[jackbutton169]

i dont get the joke?

[iloveanime31]

if you don't get it..then i can't explain :P

[negyms]

which one? the suicide one?.. if so, it was a "rumour" or something that courtney had a thing to do with kurts death..

[GazzaPrimeTV]

i love that qoute

[iloveanime31]

I love simon :P

[GazzaPrimeTV]

indeed and that qoute along with his I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!!!!!!!!!!! bits are brilliant i take it you love anime so do i lol

[hostattack]

best EVER!!!

[RockNRollNerd2]

A CIGARETTE! THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY BUY IN SHOPS!

:L Ahahaha.

[lycanwich]

"lets have a gay off" XD

[lycanwich]

i fecking love john barrowman...."talk to the hand cos the wrist is pissed"

[jamesellis02]

donny = DICK

[EatYourChimp]

@jamesellis02 I hope he fucking Dies the Ugly CUNT